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Olivia... my sweet potato... should you ever find this page, feel free to PM me.

'Do you want it to burn when you pee? Sex kills.'

Susan Mayer.

'McDreamy did the McNasty with a McHottie? That McBastard.'

George O'Malley.

'Wait, you don't even have a penis. How am I the fish?'

George O'Malley.

Julie: 'He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!'
Jimmy: 'Honey, you are from Riverside.'
Julie: 'It was his tone!'

Jimmy and Julie Cooper

'Okay, that's a lot of genitalia in my pool.'

Seth Cohen.

'Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck out of here.'

Charlie Harper.

'I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'

Anna Scott

'Jessica, this is your father.'

Jessica's Father

Ross: ‘What are you doing?’

Chandler: ‘Making chocolate milk. You want some?’

Ross: ‘No. I’m 29.’

Ross Geller and Chandler Bing

'Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!'

Chandler Bing

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100 Situations by ulstergirl reviews
Nancy and Ned in 100 situations, beginning with their meeting.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,333 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N.
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
If I Fell by anAnomaLy reviews
Seventh year wasn't quite turning out as planned. Lily Evans had always hoped she'd be Head Girl someday, but she never thought she'd be working with James Potter, and she certainly never thought she'd find herself falling for the mischievous young man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,618 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Series of Escalating Dares by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny, under the influence of a mysterious blue bottle, make a few decisions that end up changing their lives forever. Harry and Ginny never got together in HBP, although everything else is canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Missing Ryder by StArZiLL reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
The Start by sweasley reviews
Every relationship has a spark, but every friendship has a start. Even the best of friends can face obstacles, which Ted Lupin & Victoire Weasley must learn the hard way. PREQUEL to "A Year in the Life" and "The Spark"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Constant by yoosij reviews
Teddy and Victoire have been best friends for as long as they could remember, but they have fancied each other for a couple of years. This story charts the constant relationship of Teddy and Victoire that suddenly is ever-changing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,979 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Teddy L.
A Year in the Life by sweasley reviews
T/V. Victoire's sixth-year at Hogwarts is full of ups & downs. Fights with mean girls; a boy that's more trouble than he's worth, she's in for quite a few surprises. Including the realization that she might be falling for the last person she ever expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,684 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Undercover by beatrice65 reviews
For the Cupcakes. Joe and Terri Gilman are going on an undercover operation shortly after Joe marries Stephanie.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,065 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
A Perfect Fit by clarkstonmom reviews
Story picks up right after previously published fic Teamwork. Joe and Steph are awaiting the arrival of their first child.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Samantha Madison? by AshenPetiteLie reviews
[chapter34]After her Thanksgiving night with David, stuff has happened to Sam Madison. It's now summer and Lucy and Harold are dating, David's going away to college, and Sam still has a year left in high school. Then some surprising news hit her.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,190 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by isis uf reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Half Past One by TammeraC reviews
Cupcake story. What could have happened after One For The Money
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/7/2006
You Give Love a Bad Name by Akasha617 reviews
Steph is trying to sort out her social life while dealing with murders and mayhem. Then a friend goes missing and her priorities change...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,383 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
He had changed by drowning goldfish reviews
JL She wanted him and he wanted her, and it was all that should have mattered, but for some reason it wasn’t and she felt like nothing was ever in her control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Realisations by jusd'ananas reviews
MAKE WAY FOR THE LEMON! Jess knew the peace couldn't last forever, but she didn't know her world would come crashing down quite so suddenly. Rob will save her though... won't he? Rated M for reasons that will soon become apparent.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
Forgotten Dagger by S. E. Bode reviews
Paul being waaaaayyy too nice, Jesse being threatened by demons, and Father Dom visiting in the middle of the night! There's only so much a girl can handle with a price this high.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,356 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Hard to Get by UnangelicHalo reviews
Suze decides that she has been too accomadating with Jesse, but will a ghost pursuing her affections change her mind? Haunted never happened.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Found reviews
Rob and Jess are engaged and moving in together when Jess recieves a call from Dr. Krantz asking for her help with a major missing child case.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007