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Olivia... my sweet potato... should you ever find this page, feel free to PM me.
'Do you want it to burn when you pee? Sex kills.'
'McDreamy did the McNasty with a McHottie? That McBastard.'
'Wait, you don't even have a penis. How am I the fish?'
Julie: 'He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!'
Jimmy and Julie Cooper
'Okay, that's a lot of genitalia in my pool.'
'Why don't you make like a hockey player, and get the puck out of here.'
'I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'
'Jessica, this is your father.'
Ross: ‘What are you doing?’
Chandler: ‘Making chocolate milk. You want some?’
Ross: ‘No. I’m 29.’
Ross Geller and Chandler Bing
'Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!'