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Joined 05-22-07, id: 1283467, Profile Updated: 02-11-15
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.


I love yaoi and sometimes yuri. I hardly ever read het, seeing as I now find it boring and there's just no interest. I do like quite a lot of the incestous relationships - Uchihacest, Hyuugacest, Sandcest...etc, but never ever with parental figures.

I may consider doing a challenge - It has to capture my running imagination first

Naruto is the only thing that has managed to capture my interest long enough for me to write about

Like most fanfictionists, reviews are much appreciated. I will often lack the resolve to continue stories. So if you want more, reviews to show me that someone is reading my works are very good encouragement.

I would like to say that I cannot, absolutely cannot, look back at old fics. It makes me rather queasy...eurgh...

I do try my hand at fanart sometimes, but I prefer to keep it to myself. Perhaps one day I shall draw something to put on my currently bare Deviantart account.

I LOVE what most people would consider bad endings. Death of friend, suicide, being left alone...ah, yes. (But I like happy endings too)

What I Adore:

Character: Sasori (thankfully, I was never the rabid fangirl type. I retain my dignity...I hope)

Group: Akatsuki


SasoDei (This is so OTP. Blonde, pretty, long haired male Red messy hair (can you imagine all the just-had-sex comments?), pretty-and-permenantly-young-40something-year-old male = multiple squees)
KisaIta (Only if I manage to ignore the omfg-he-has-claspers! idea. Other than that, they make a lovely angsty pair. points at 'Favourites' button)
ItaSasu (It's hot, sexy and so damn perfect. You KNOW they belong together. Illicit romance. What fun. Naruto Chapter 402 - Proof! Sasuke cries for Itachi!)

Note: I support almost all pairings with the exception of: any pairing with Lee, Guy or Ino and most Kakashi ones, especially KakaIru. I think that about covers it.

The Long Awaited List of Pointless and Pathetic Excuses (that do not Excuse me at All) that was Promised a While Ago on Why I Have Been Away For so Long:

Writer’s Block (the little bitch) shakes fist

Laziness and a failed attempt at procrastination of life (My plight to stay in bed was foiled by the urge to eat)

Lack of inspiration

Loss of interest in Naruto and the SasoDei fandom

School and the lovely teachers who pile on the homework

Strange interest in being social...after 2 years of social alienation (we're allowed to over exaggerate right?)

Growing interest in materialistic things. The shame, I know

Expanding of horizons into the world of psychology/sociology

Attempted (and usually miserably failed) dabbling into the drawing/artistic/deviantart-ing area – Two have turned out ok. proud smile

New love for more anime – Hellsing, Rurouni Kenshin: Tsuiokuhen, Claymore = New Loves

General teenage angsting. The victims we all are

Mourning the loss of a significant thing which will not be mentioned due to privacy issues (10 points to whoever can guess what it is)

UPDATE: WELP, my days are done. Considered deleting everything, but no I've decided to leave this and the fics on this account up just for the lols and memories.

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Gang Wars by animedragongirl reviews
SasoDei, KisaIta An international school is alive with warring factions, and two groups duke it out. Akatsuki needs members soon, but Sasori is dead set against a certain blonde teen. Chapter twelve: Plot development!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bouncing Back by hiei1317 reviews
Sequel to my story Promise. Please r and r this, but I would recommend reading and reviewing, please Promise first, since it will make more sense. SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,109 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Poison by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] And his lips taste like ash as his breath echoes poison.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tragic Kingdom by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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When Insanity Calls reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Return reviews
[Slight PeinxKonan] [Oneshot] Five years after leaving him and disappearing without a trace, Konan is waiting for Pein's decision whether to let her back into his life or not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Giggles and Gossip reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
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