Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.
I ooze swag
[if] pole dancers are art, [you] know how many fxckin' artists I know?
status (as of 9.25.13)
currently: man, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
[also 5/4/13] Okay, so. Let's see. I added the fifth chapter of ONS today (I know, within like a freakin' week!). However, I am rewriting all of it (except the first chapter). I'll be working on that the next couple weeks and seriously... I WILL be up to chapter 10 by the time August rolls around! (I AM MAKING MYSELF STICK TO THIS COMMITMENT!) So, what I'm essentially saying is that I will be removing all the chapters. Don't get your panties in a bunch... they should all be back up & completely new by the end of June :) OKAY. THIS GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE. I am INSPIRED and I am going to ROCK. THIS. SHIIIIT.
[5/4/13] GUYS. I've almost finished the fifth chapter of ONS! In two days. Expect it by May 3rd at the absolute latest. I've written 2,500 words already...I am completely inspired right now to write so... expect a shit-ton of updates right now! (Fingers crossed!)
[4/24/13] Okay, I stink at updating, sorry about that. I did update ONS today, so that's a start... and anyways, I try so DON'T JUDGE ME D:. I have summer in a couple weeks so I will be trying to update/rewrite anything I planned to (or have been saying I will for decades). Also, I have a shit-ton of PMs... a lot from at least 6-8 months ago. I'm not ignoring you, I swear. I'm going to go through them and properly reply to each and every one of you beautiful people :) Anyways, it's five in the morning & I'm exhausted. So good night & I'll try to keep y'all posted!
(and later in the day...) Okay, so I've resolved to have at least two more chapters of ONS by the end of June, one chapter of 1K, a chapter of AVL and rewriting BP (I wrote it when I was like 12...) and maybe turning Annoying into more than a one shot. ALSO. I'm thinking of writing a companion fic for ONS that will center on Ino... I make no promises about that, though! BUT I AM GETTING BACK ON TRACK, THOUGH. I CAN DO THIS. I. AM. WOMAN.
I digress, but my point with this is who the fuck what zombie-vampire-mythical creature God dictates what the fuck a zombie acts like? I mean, I can somewhat understand the vampire thing. I mean, they've been around for hundreds of years, I suppose. But they are NOT REAL.
And, that's not to say that you are not entitles to your own opinion. If you read the book and decided it's not to your taste, then hey. What can I do? But when you do not fucking bother to read the fucking book and you're sitting in front of the Macbook on the laptop your mommy bought you typing out shit like "Zombies don't have feelings! They only want to eat brains!" I'm going to, as politely as I can possibly manage, ask you to shut the fuck up.
Seriously though. If you read my rant and you're not an ignorant twat I would recommend Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion. Seriously. For the love of everything delicious in the world, it literally left me with a bittersweet sappyish feeling. (Yes, shamelessly advertising for the book. IDGAF, more people should know about it!)
Okay. *deep breath.* I'm done.
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