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Joined 11-18-01, id: 128387
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Please Save My Earth, Fushigi Yuugi, Violinist of Hameln, Misc. Anime/Manga, Fruits Basket, Utena, Naruto, One Piece, and Prince of Tennis.
I've forgotten the last time I updated this, and I'm bored now, so guess what?

Problem is, I don't have much to say.

I write Naruto and One Piece right now. Stuff from literally any other series may show up here as well, though, especially if I decide to post drabble-type stuff, or pick up stuff I stopped writing a while ago. It can also be het, or yaoi, or yuri. No matter what it is, though, you can be assured that it will be edited to within an inch of its life.

If you want to read everything, go to http://www.angelfire.com/comics/veryspecial . Do heed the warnings, though.

I watch fandom drama and laugh at you all. I have the attention span of a gnat.

That's all I have to say.

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Won't You Come Home? by karaleyn reviews
Usopp-centric, an attempt to give him depth as he tells another tale of adventure one lazy day. PG for mild lang.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002
The Crepes of Wrath by rocky reviews
Mrs. Weasley finally has had enough of Fred and George’s pranks. She has a few tricks up her sleeves, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2002 - George W.
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Changing the Channel reviews
Inui and Tezuka discuss the benefits of making out. Main pairing is InuiTezuka, with implied InuiMizuki and MomoshiroAn on the side.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Tezuka K., Inui S. - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Kawamura and Akutsu spend some time together. Remember, life's a laugh and the joke's on you. Rating is for Akutsu's swearing, and pairing is KawamuraAkutsu. Honestly.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Akutsu J., Kawamura T. - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Regimental Responsibility reviews
A story featuring the dirty little shounenai pairing everyone knows is there but refuses to acknowledge. I bet you already know what it is, and you know you want to read it. Go ahead, click. It'll only waste a few minutes.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
The Princess and the Pig reviews
A little story about how Tsunade acquired her honorable pet pig. Warnings: shoujoai TsunadeShizune, excessive WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
What You Can Do reviews
Usopp and Sanji have a talk. Or, rather, Usopp has a talk and Sanji has a listen. An Usopp and Sanji friendship fic set right before Drum Island.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Devil Fruit Made Me Do It! reviews
So five pirates walk into a bar... Warning: contains implied yaoi, implied het, gratuitous Devil Fruit abuse, Pimp Daddy Usopp on Crack, and way too many cheezy sex jokes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Innocent Sea reviews
A little LuffyVivi interaction. Can cause WAFF attacks.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
You Have To! reviews
Just a little bit of Gai and Kakashi interaction, set back before Gai became a Chuunin. Nonyaoi, can cause WAFF attacks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
What Do You Do With a Sleeping Swordsman? reviews
What do you do with a sleeping swordsman? Play pranks on him, of course! Contains a parody of What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Zorome reviews
Strange things have been happening to Zoro all day...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Complete
Bug Eyed Freak reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
A Logical Conclusion reviews
It's true love for Kakashi and Iruka! ...or is it? Parodies the KakaIru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Irony reviews
Which is worse: to be capable and absent, or to be present and helpless?
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Mitsukake, Shouka - Complete
An Old Game reviews
As one grows up, emotions evolve. Some of those evolutions are easier to accept than others. Warning: contains incest of the MikiKozue variety, but nothing graphic.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
KatTHNGVBD reviews
Kyou has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. The whole title didn't fit, obviously. A direct parody of Judith Viorst's classic kid's book.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kyo S. - Complete
Little Red Howling Wolf reviews
[Wolf's Rain] A retelling of the old fairy tale, with a twist.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Prince Lute and the Sixteen Year Bender reviews
Take everything you thought you knew about your favorite Sforzandian prince and stick it in a blender. This is the real story. Rated PG13 for drinking and implied yaoi.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Conference reviews
Tamura offers Haruhiko a bit of hope. Takes place after the OAV series ends.
Please Save My Earth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Complete
Homecoming reviews
When the adventure's over, it's time to go home.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Chichiri - Complete
Twist Me and Turn Me reviews
When Rin and Haruhiko look in the mirror, what do they see?
Please Save My Earth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Lily Potter's last day alive. Warning: contains a little bit of language, character death and sap at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
I'm the One Who Waits reviews
Someone thinks about Enju. Warnings: shoujoai PSME shoujoai? What's the world coming to? and general overdramatization.
Please Save My Earth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Terrible Horrible reviews
...No Good Very Bad Day. Sometimes one act of kindness is all that's needed to make a bad day good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Percy W., Neville L. - Complete
Birds of a Feather reviews
A short little fic featuring a couple you've never seen before, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Complete