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Joined 05-23-07, id: 1284375, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, and Heroes.

YO

I last updated this profile in 2008 wow

Okay, so my fanfiction is pretty bad

I wouldn't read it if I were you

Like not just because I was only 14 when I wrote it so it's incredibly cliche and formulaic

(no offence if you're 14 but when I personally was 14 I was pretty immature)

But because I had internalised some pretty shitty ideas (mainly from other fanfiction let's be honest)

Some of my fics are pretty awful and misogynistic, which I didn't realise at the time

I had this idea that the main opponent to boy/boy relationships were women, which is bullshit, but an incredibly common theme in slash fanfiction

We need to stop doing this now okay

So if any of my fics have the phrase "X-bashing" in their description that means that I treated a female character badly purely because she was in a canon relationship with one of the members of my OTP

Which wasn't okay at the time and it isn't okay now

Some may also contain themes of rape and abuse which could be triggering

There may also be other potential triggers which I've forgotten about but if I discover them, I will post here

Also they're really really long

How did I even find the time to write these things

But if you want to see the best (worst?) bits from my fanfiction, I post daily snippets at bat-twink dot tumblr dot com

I basically only keep my profile active so I can sift through and find hilarious things I wrote when I was younger

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Beautiful by Sakaki151363 reviews
Raito and L knew that it would ultimatly come to this, they were just to selfish to care.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Coffee and Masturbation by mynameiscotter reviews
It's probably not as cool as the title sounds. But it does involve MattXMello so it must be pretty good right? Couple stupid puns and massive yaoi. Have fun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kiss Me by Moonchild10 reviews
A series of ficlets about kissing. Various pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Through the Eyes of the Deceived by ThatRosieSparkle reviews
It started with those stupid, stupid handcuffs... He disappears almost every night now. Light/L Rated to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Final Part by riseofafallenangel reviews
My version of the last HP book The Deathly Hallows. May contains slash. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
He Was Never A Bottom by Shinigami Mothman reviews
To prevent himself from falling into the errant feelings of adolescence, Mello seeks solace in L for a story. But the story was… not at all what he needed to hear. L & Beyond Birthday. 1 shot, L’s perspective, necrovoyeurism, and lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - L, BB - Complete
The Games We Play by AngeloftheOdd reviews
A series of short stories that intertwine the male cast of Death Note together. BxL onesided , LxLight, MattxMello yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bluebells by Miyamashi reviews
Based on the Patrick Wolf song. On celebrating life: The bluebells are ringing. MelloMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ignore! by TakeruDream reviews
What’s Matt solution to the thoughts he keeps having about Mello? Ignore! MattxMello one-shot. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Thirty First Kisses by Jennifer Wand reviews
Thirty different ways in which Matt and Mohinder might share their first kiss.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,231 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
and the guillotine laughs again by Vagrancy reviews
Some mornings, Misa, she wakes up with her bed covered in blood, her shape traced out and singed into the mattress. Postseries. Spoilers for entire series. Dark. Gore. Loads of religious references. What if idea.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Through the Gate of Horn by TNWanderer reviews
Yaoi, LightxL. “For a taste of your remedy.” he answered, scattering the flowers he brought all around the bed, his head dipping forward with the intention to get what he wanted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Wrong by radical-rebel reviews
Lily is a bit too curious for her own good. She makes up her mind that Sirius and Remus are secretly a couple, and decides that she can't rest until she proves it. Yes, this contains slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. SiriusRemus & LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tidying Up by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
[]SiriusRemus[]. The Things Tidying Up Can Lead Up! Another fanfic on our fave canines!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Chocolate by Gaby Black reviews
Oneshot, slash. Sirius teases Remus about his addiction to chocolate. Remus reveals another addiction of his own. 'Sirius's eyes are like a dark cloudy sky, as if made of rain and thunder. I fancy that's why I feel eletrocuted whenever he looks at me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Staying Over by Faramirlover reviews
The Marauders are staying at James's house. Remus wants the bed but so does Sirius. Slash. RLxSB. Twoshot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Do You Know What I Love The Most? by hippocritical reviews
Sirius seemed to have gone slightly delirious with boredom during the last half hour and invented the ‘if your name is Remus, take all your clothes off’ game. To humour him, Remus had reluctantly removed his cloak, shoes and belt. RLxSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Zenith Degree by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][JPLE][OneShot][MWPP Era] Remus and Sirius play matchmaker for James and Lily, even though they end up getting something for themselves too! Extreme fun! “Are you stripping, Potter?” Lily asked disbelievingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How Could This Happen To Me by myownwayx reviews
Ron doesn't know who he wants to be, he hides behind the personality of his family, and hates himself for it, but soon realises he can like himself, because the boy he likes, likes him. RonHarry Reviews Wanted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,999 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders' Last Prank by A True Hufflepuff reviews
Lily observes as Sirius, James and Peter play a final prank on Remus. Mild SiriusRemus slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gold Nail Varnish by Faramirlover reviews
Remus is wearing nail varnish and Sirius is being an idiot. Fluffy funnyness. Slash warning! RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius’ List for his Perfect Soul Mate by Harpy Wings reviews
Short SiriusRemus fic. Sirius and Remus think up a list for Sirius' standards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
here without you by riseofafallenangel reviews
postwar. Not really sure what to put in this comment without making it sound really bad so you should read it and find out for yourself. Slash HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,388 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Under the Full Moony by Lost Queen of Egypt reviews
The Marauders and beyond: How simple adventures in Hogwarts revealed special feelings for Sirius and Remus and how their relationship survived beyond school. Sirius Black X Remus Lupin Padfoot X Moony Rated M for later chapters. Regulus X Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,376 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
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The Shepherdess and the Chimneysweep
An amusing adaptation of the lesser known fairytale. Contains slash and mild language. Starring characters from my HP roleplay site; buckbeef . proboards49 . com
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Published: 3/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Unofficial Matrimony reviews
Matt/Mohinder. "We're married now?" Season two, WAFF.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
In Love With A Telepath reviews
Very unimaginative title. Mohinder/Matt. Season Two. Mohinder worries about his less-than-innocent thoughts about his housemate.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Murderer Fetish reviews
L contemplates past flings. Dark themes, yaoi. Past BxL, present LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - BB, L
Angel reviews
TW ABUSE, SUICIDE Misa Amane used to be loved by everybody. Now she has nobody. Spoilers, M for character death
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
B is for Broken, B is for Breaker reviews
B has a visitor in prison and he's eager to reveal some of the measures he took to become L. BxL, mentions of BxNear and BxMello rape
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - L - Complete
Chocolate Tetris reviews
A collection of Matt and Mello one-shots
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Matt, Mello
Let There Be Light reviews
AU: Light, L, Misa, Mello, Matt and Near are actors working together on the new thriller Kira-Kira. LightxL, MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Light Y., L
Last Chance For Cake reviews
CW MISOGYNY Set during the period in which L and Light are chained together...I know, such a cliche... contains LxLight yaoi, some mild Misa bashing and lots of sugar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Greater Good reviews
The story of young Albus Dumbledore, from the death of his mother to the capture of Grindelwald. ADxGG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Albus D.
Quidditch Through The Ages Part Two reviews
The second half of Terry Boot's struggle between his family and his friends. Implied one sided AnthonyTerry slash. For part one of the story, see Quidditch Through The Ages by Fubsadoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Terry B., Anthony G. - Complete
Confusion reviews
Eri, my OC, struggles to come to terms with his parentage, his addiction to Dark Magic, and his romantic feelings. POEM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - OC - Complete
Latet Anguis in Herba reviews
A heartbroken Severus escapes to his sanctuary to find that somebody else is already there. SnapexRegulus ONESHOT as of yet, may add more chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Are we there yet? reviews
The Marauders go on a Muggle Studies camping field trip. Expect flirting, finding themselves and each other, chocolate sharing and puppy love. SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Protection reviews
CW MISOGYNY Set at the beginning of OoTP, Sirius and Remus are moving into Twelve Grimmauld under the orders of Dumbledore. How will they cope with their personal demons and hidden feelings? SBxRL, implied SSxRB T for safety WARNING: SLASH and TONKSBASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Mother of All Pranks reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Chamber of Parodies reviews
A collection of short HP parodies... R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Sirius' Outbox reviews
TW ABLEIST LANGUAGE/SLURS The sister story of Sirius' Inbox. You really need to read both this is merely Sirius' replies to the emails he was sent. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Sirius' Inbox reviews
Hey guys! It's Sirius! This is my new email address! How are you all? See you! x And by the way, due to high demand, I have created the other side of the story. Yes, Sirius' Outbox is now up. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Poetry in Motion reviews
MWPP era, Remus is up in the middle of the night writing poetry when he gets some inspiration. SBxRL oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Secret Diaries of Sirius Black reviews
Sirius's life story. His thoughts and feelings up to and after his death. Contains language and RLxSB SLASH, and is NOT DH compatible! Some events, e.g. third year, are much shorter than others. This is because not much happened to him in that time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 52,467 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Walk Like a Gryffindor reviews
You know the original Walk Like an Egyptian... here it is with a HP twist!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Only a Kiss reviews
One Shot SLASH DMHP Harry and Ron are playing dares. Harry gets an unusual dare. Well, it's only a kiss.. right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Lord Convention reviews
Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Hell hath no Fury like a Woman Scorned reviews
CW MISOGYNY Follow on from Emerald Green, Silver Grey. You could call it a sequel, but its more like a spin off. Harry and Draco overhear Cho and Pansy plotting to split them up, and decide to take revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders and Matchmakers reviews
The Marauders try to get James and Lily together... but more romances are built in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Emerald Green Silver Grey reviews
Harry Draco SLASH. IF you don't like slash, don't read it. Please read, and review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete