Petileohide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. I'm sorry- they're wet, practically naked and in the straddle position, and you expect my mind not to be in the gutter? What are you? New? 12/30/10- british dates. I live! And with a new chapter, despite the silly problems on the site. I had to export a chapter from one of my previosu stories, delete the content and paste in this new chapter. Effort. Anyways, i am back in business, and despite my long absence, i was still writing away, just much slower due to seriosu lack of time. Still, i hope to have amuch better work ethic from now on! Here's for the positive! I'm a big Yaoi (boy x boy love, oh yeah) so most of my stuff is on that and if you don't like, NO READ! Simple. Harry Potter: HarryX Draco Naruto: Sasunaru OR on ocasion Itanaru Bleach: well, mostly x-overs in this, love the shinigami (and ichigo!) but not so much anything caught my interest yet... Oh, and other anime I like include, but not limited to: Gravitation, Ouran, Sukisho, Kyou kara maoh, Hellsing, Ranma, Angel's feather, Loveless, Junjou Romantica and others i cant remember the name of, lol :) Well, i've written quite a bit by now...almost creepy how many words i can churn out in just over a year...i already have 5 complete fics! And i'm still busy beavering away, despite longer update times. It'll be all worth it, i promise, when things are more pre-written, then me on a conveyer belt. Lol. I've also been given some fanart! Which is for From Under the Star Filled Sky. There's something about fanart, that just makes me feel...happy inside, so thanks very much for it! It's available at this link: In Progress: Dawn Blooms under Cold Skies, is being written, despite its very bad timing, what with my exams and all. Its up and i hope you enjoy it! A couple of projects of mine are also in the works, which if you're waiting for an update, is probably the culprit. That, or work. But it'll be worth it when i'm done, promise! One is fenrir/harry, and one is Narusasu. I'll give some teasers when they're further along in the writing process, okay? Great! |
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Insane by The Picture of Dorian Gray reviews
Sasuke is fading away, losing himself to darkness, until a certain blond comes along and saves his very existence. SasuNaru, ItaDei, and others. Mpreg, Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,098 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara
A Place to Call Home by OddlyEnded reviews
Sasuke could abandon his thirst for destruction, but he thought he couldn't return to a place that had never been his home. After a meeting with a familiar stranger, he finds himself at Konoha's gates, unsure of what he'll find. MPREG, m/m, angst, language, eventual sasunaru, shikanaru for a bit. Needs a rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 221,561 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Hoof Picks, Centaurs and Flight by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Return to Sender by clothsofheaven reviews
Draco Malfoy hated living in Muggle London. That was until the day he started to receive Harry Potter's mail. (Post Hogwarts/Post war) Disclaimer: Cover Image by alek.dar
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Wolf and Bird by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry Potter, the werewolf, have escaped. Unspeakable Veela Draco Malfoy is coming after him. But what if Draco wants more... NOW EDITED by blueboyfey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gentleman Pervert by Digitallace reviews
Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6784 - Favs: 20,760 - Follows: 7,934 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
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Dawn Blooms Under Cold Skies reviews
Naruto has come a long way from his teenage days; taller, older and… well, only slightly wiser. But with hunters drawing blood and only a matter of time before the pitter-patter of tiny feet make their appearance, things won't be any easier. Sasunaru, Mpreg. Sequel to From Under the Star Filled Sky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,610 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From Under the Star Filled Sky reviews
After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,646 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A dark dark night reviews
AU SLASH,HPDM, Set in the real world with magic themes.Harry is forced to stay in old scary castle, with only the mysterious happenings for company, while being watched by a bloodsuckin Draco!Who can blame him?Vampires, werewolves and evil spirits abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Attack of the Fluff reviews
When he took them home, Iruka really had no idea how much trouble they would be. At least, they always have eachother. Kittens and fluff. Kitty Sasunaru, Kakairu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Black and Gold reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ruby Blue reviews
Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tears and Ashes reviews
Postwar, literally! just a Harry Draco oneshot creepy forests and war battered harry and draco!, first story so please read and review! Warnings mild swearing and slight SLASH themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete