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Author has written 8 stories for Laurie R. King, Artemis Fowl, Diana Wynne Jones, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, and Sherlock.
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Don't worry, nobody's perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Hi! I'm the Little Cog Girl, I'm the Girl Genius equivalent to the little Match girl. (I should probably write a fan fic about that...)
I am dyslexic. I write for fun, but my spelling level is below 5th grade so spell check is not all that useful for me. I find it empowering to write what I want, spell phonetically, and post. I'm not interested in correcting my spelling. I'm just interested in writing what I want and sending it out into the world. You are not going to shame me, or change me, for doing something I find empowering. If you don't like what I write, and don't like how I spell, don't read what I post.
Age: depends on your definition of "age".
Birthday: Too far away to be excited about too soon not to think about. (common people, don't you think its weird we have our friends celebrate the countdown to our death?? I mean, they've got to be plotting something...)
Location: Lets put it this way, I'm to the left. But which left it is I'm not telling you.
Brand New sparkling motto: Be nice to the pervie mined idiots. They out number the rest of the population 3 to 1 (Just look at our represation in the government).
I thought that I would like to post this here sence it's been ratteling around my head for such a long time...
Logic is boring.
This is a poam my Grandpa made me memerize-
Two dead men got up to fight,
One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
A zombie jumped up and said “I’ll be refery!”
They fased each other back to back,
Drew their sords and shot each other,
A deaf poleceman heard the noice,
And came and killed thouse two dead boys.
This is another version-
"One Fine Day In The Middle of the Night"
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Beawhere of the Woolwolfs!! There what your socks turn into at night, they howl when washed, and they're the reson your socks go missing. It's because when Woolwolfs fight they end up eating the loser but if they can't digest each other they end up hacking each other up behind the washer. Bewhare the Woolwolfs!!
Anything pro Russell/Sherlock. I don’t mind Sherlock/Watson slash (pre-Russell, Doyal Cannon, or Sherlock)
Fruits Basket (Kyo/Touru, Yun-Yun/Machie, etc. but out of book couples are usualy realy funny)
I Love Stephanie Plum! (pro Ranger but I don't hate Joe)
Twilight and sequels out and coming (I hate any out of book crosses (that arn't crack of course)... and I started reading fan fiction and found this site because of this sears). I'm now old enough to realize how embarrassing this admittance is. Unfortunately post 50 Shades of Gray I guess Twihards are useful for getting bondage erotica out there! Even their shitty versions of it...
Princess Princess! (T/Y!)
Ouran Hich School Host Club (I love Tamma-chan/Kyoya and I don't mind any other pairs except when they break up Hunni/Mori)
Maximum Ride ROCKS!! :flips out: (I like Fang/Max so far. Haven't read much fan fic yet though...)
Discworld IS THE BEST SEARIES EVER!! .:is not just saying that:. (even though I haven't finished it yet or started on the fan fic.)
LotR!! (Frodo/Sam Pippin/Merry!!)
Good Omens!! (!!)
Fave quot to be updated whenever...
"..." The best line in the world.
"Yam!!" The second best line in the world.
01-11-11-11-1(for Ashly of the Tuesday Next Books)
I'm thinking of letting my charecter Pink run around in the public view. Although I'm not sure I want to pay the property damage...
My Favorite series include-
(books) The LofR, the Stephanie Plum Series, The Artumas Fowl Series. I also enjoy the work of Philip Polmen, Darth Nix, And of course anything by Jasper FFord, Stardust is cool too! I love Fruits Basket! and Moonlight Meow and 11th Cat, Lorie R. Kings Marry Russell searies, The Meloncoly of Suzumia Haruhi, Harry Poter, Down the Rabbit Hole and sequils, Almost all Diana Wynne Johns especily Howls Moving Castle and all the Chrstomancie books with Cat, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Girl Genious, Anonci Boys, The Barumaus Trilogy, Wizards, The Push Cart War, Princess Princess, His Dark Materials Trilogy, the Sherlock Holmes short story's, Falling Up, Vampire Knight, The Hitch Hikers Gide to the Galexy, The Princess Bride(witch I would have wrote if the auther of it hadn't beat me to it...) The Tooth Fairy, Vampire Loves, almost everyting I've read, etc., etc.
(movies) I LOVE the Pirates Movies! When I was in 3ed grade I loved the first movie sooooo much I watched it (or the extra DVD) every day after school for half a year... The other half of a year I watched the second Harry Potter DVD (or extra disk).
(TV) House, Sherlock, Bones, Spy, Doctor Who, Castle, Psych, Mongrels, Suits, The Glades, Rookie Blue, Warehouse 13, 30 Rock, Scandal, Revenge... In no particulare order.
He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors. “Anybody see you come in here?” Holly thought about it. “The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.” Foaly frowned. “The EIB?” “Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked. --Artemis Fowl, page 42
To Whoever- IF the EIB saw you rading this you can send my minischule army of miny-mamoths, villigers with pichforks, villigers with rotten veggies and chebi people after the organization.
I looovvveee black! Who could not like the color black? Exept if I you like green... I like green! Hmmmm, green or black? (chebie face scrunched up in consintration trying to deside...)
Usagi, Mechi, Mechi, Usagi!
I LOVE TO PASTE AND COPIE THINGS! (I'm so addicted that I actualy forget that I've alredy pasted and copied something and past and copie it again...)
1.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
2.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
3.If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
4.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
5.If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
6.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
7.A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
8.If you go to File insted of Edit rutenly copie and past theis into your profile
9.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits, Himano, Phantomofthebasket, The Little Cog Girl
10.Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
11.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
12. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
13.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
14.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
15.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
16.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
17.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
18.Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.
19.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
20.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
21.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
22.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
23.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
24.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
25.If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
26.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
27.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
28.My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
29.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
30.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Ba Ba Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
31.If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
32.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
33.If you have 5 or more imaginary boyfriends put this on your profile.
34.If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: The Little Cog Girl;Gill! Sherlock Hound The anime carictore HE IS A DIFERNT PERSON THAN THE BOOK CARICTORE, who doesnt like Joe and Ranger and Yuki and Kyo and Artimus and Cat and Howl and Gur-kun and Chibie-suke and, and, and, ohhhhh the're just soooooooo many...
35.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
36. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
37.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
38.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
39.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
40.If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (who could resist going after some of them?)
41.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
42. I'm bored... Their aren't any intergliatic space ships to hich a ride on and my cats won't tell me where they hid their death ray. If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
43.If you can read this message, you are LITERET.
44.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy is a -gasp- XemoX, Kiki Lelsissia, The Little Cog Girl
45.If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, copy&paste this in your profile.
46.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy & paste this into your profile.
47.If you love rain, copy & paste this into your profile.
48.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, then copy & paste this into your profile.
49.If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile.
50.If you have a mad laughing fit for no reason, then copy & paste this into your profile.
51.If you have ever read ANY Girl Genious copie and past this into your profile
52.If you LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE fics where they do randum things to the caricters cut and past this into your profile
53.If you have ADD, ADHD, Dyslexia or some other thing like that and are proud of it copie and past this into your profile
54.If you forgot what you were just about to do copie and past this into your profile.
55.If you have ever axidentily copied and pasted something twice copie and past this.
56.If you are bord of reading this profile cpie and past this into your profile...
57. Pay No Mind To Those Who Talk Behind Ur Back Because It Means that Your 2 Steps Ahead...
58.Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
59.hyper = me...
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This is an Usagi
( l )
This is Usa-chan.
Help Usa-chan and the Usagi take over the web by putting them into all of your prophiles! K?
62. If someone has autism, this can mean:
Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showingtheir own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them.
They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them.
Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them.
Eventheir own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by:
--talking to them using a calm voice
--not making fun of them or teasing them
--realizing that people do their best to help him be calm and do well
--making sure you have their attention before you tell them something
Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be:
--normal teaching methods don't work
--inappropriate laughing and giggling
--crying or tantrum
--acts as if s/he is deaf
--no fear of real dangers
--is upset by changes in routine or other things
--spins objects or own body
--extreme distress for no known reason
--sustained odd play
--has trouble playing with peers
--not cuddly; might resist touch
--little or no eye contact
--inappropriate attachment to objects
--may have trouble understanding language
--sometimes seems overactive, sometimes overly quiet
Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness.
If you can read this message, you are literet:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! (I'm dyslexic and I didn't realise that it was spelled oddly untell I sow the "If your could read that..." thing at the botom and had to re-read it to see what was weird about it... And then I had to read if backwords 'cause rereading didn't help...)
64. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken awat from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do part to end it.
65. if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
66.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, The Little Cog Girl
67. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
68. If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!
69. IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I fell off the wagon... hears the PALINDROME I just had to copy from the link above...
Palindrome written by Dan Hoey with a LISP program
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar,
Copie&paste Artie Bird book quots: (taken from Hyperhollybrigetpepermint)
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with." --Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)
"Spit out the prisoner." --LEP (Lower Elements Police) Officer (Artemis Fowl, page 167)
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron." --Artemis Fowl, pae 64
"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?" --Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception)
Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author(ess).
You're only young once; you can be immature for ever.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
When life give you lemons, make apple juice then laugh as everyone tries to figure out what the hell you did.
PEANUTBUTTER: duct tape of food.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
WARNING: keep out of children. (translation on Korien Knife box)
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
FOOT: The other device for finding furniture in the dark.
HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.
LIFE: The slowest possible rate of dying.
DEATH: The slowest possible rate of living.
SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I just found a dark humer site. Does it show?
Inscription on a tombstone:
You all know about the Darwin Awards -- It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him while he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. (viset the Darwin awords!! They ROCK!!
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
The greatest lies of all time:
I love you
This won't hurt a bit
The check is in the mail
I was just going to call you
We have a really challenging assignment for you
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
Of course I took the garbage out
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - moving on from lies...
Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide
The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder.
Keep Sweden tidy, shoot a tourist.
Never hit a man with glasses. The blow torch will work just fine.
We, the unwilling,
Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" ...until you can find a rock.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps." Graffiti
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"For those who think life's a joke - just think of the punch line!"
"The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse."
"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
"Cancer cures smoking."
"Sky-diving: good till the last drop."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
"For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across--which happened to be the Earth -- where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog"
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a mountain in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
"The Color of Magic"
If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Don't Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace bypass.
"The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
I'll never get off this planet.
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note: "Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.
"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all...
Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep."
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.
Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
"You are a fluke of the universe... You have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back."
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100 fatal.
Why keep sane in a sick world?
Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly.
"Son, I just want you to know: life is a black, sucking, vortex of anguish and despair, filled with brief moments of false hope and empty joy, all the while dragging you inevitably closer to final, absolute, and eternal death."
"...A life that is clean, a heart that is true, And doing your best, that's success."
"Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part"
"We live in cheap an twisted times.
Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos
The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
I'm not in denial I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept
Among modern occupations, only cult leaders and TV weathermen rival the technological visionary's ability to retain credibility despite all evidence to the contrary."
He who knows and knows that he knows is a master.
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Solution to two of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry...
1. Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
Congratulations! You've just made history.
From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey":
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
According to the 2000 year old Mayan prophecies, the world will end on the 21st of December 2012 (the winter solstice). This is the date where the very sophisticated Mayan calendar ends and the human race will perish. Earth will rebel against mankind which have turned arrogant, ignoring the holy values and disturbing the balance of nature.
Up to 30 times more people are buried in the earth than presently living.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Life is pain. Anybody that tells you differently is selling something.
"Veni Vidi Exii - I came, I saw, I Left!"
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless.
If voting could change something, it would be illegal.
Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Magic embodies the concept of lying turned into an art form.
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Smile. Tomorrow's going to be worse.
The secret to life is that there is no secret at all and you don't get your money back.
Boy Scout: Kid dressed like an idiot led by an idiot who's dressed like a kid.
A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Once I tried to kill myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.
Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right.
"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Save a tree... Eat a beaver
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose.
Laura, a good friend of mine, pointed out to me recently that half of humanity has an IQ of less than 100. Facts like that tend to draw things into sharp focus quickly. Keep it in mind. (mail and thank him)
Mmm... caffeine pills. The midnight snack of champions.
History repeats itself. It has to, no-one listens.
I choose to live forever, or die trying too.
The worst part of winning a rat race is not that you win, but the fact that you're still a rat.
Evil spelled backward is live
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80lbs. carrot.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone goes and throws you a shovel.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If necessity is the mother of invention. Then laziness must be the father.
PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
A man being admitted into a mental institution: "They called me mad. I called them mad. And them they outvoted me."
This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle. -
I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In Morse code.
The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead.
The best way of dealing with the insane is to pretend that you are sane
I remember reading that scientists once believed the universe was made of hydrogen, because it was the most plentiful ingredient found. If that theory holds any truth, then I believe it to be made of stupidity.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
Realism is just an excuse for pessimism.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Illuminati
It's not America I have the problem with, it's the Americans.
PHILOSOPHY, n. A path of many roads leading from nothing to nowhere. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
The game of life has three rules:
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
Always borrow money from pessimists, they never will expect it back.
What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? Gregory Santo
When asked how old he was "Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn anyway." Jarvis Black
"'The idea of having an empire is that occasionally, other people do things for you!'
'I know that. But there are some things only I can do.'
'Like fight a war.'
'YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PATIENT!'"
Girl Genious (Or However You Spell That...) From Klaus in his walking hospital bed to his doctor, Sun Jen-djieh.
“Oh, don’t worry about me, Adults don’t need to eat. You see, children, when you grow up, your body creates food for you, but the only catch is, you need to be in the sun.”
Shiggie-san from Chap. 53 of OffBalance by RollingOffHeads
"Imagining yourself dead is the cheapest sleaziest and most satisfying form of self-pity." -Don Delillo.
"It's not that I want to kill her, it's just I don't want her to live anymore"
"'There you are, then. I knew the two of you would get along like a house on fire.' Screams, flames, people running to safety..."
I just want to tell you that MeGoobie former beta person and Hiperhollybrigerpepermint number one fave auther and loretta537 thank you for all the revews! and RandomnessUnleashed curent beta person are rrrrreeeeellllllllyyyyyyy good authers... they rock!
Hey look! You finished reading my profile to the end! You must be relay patient... Even I haven't read the whole thing through! (It was written in short segments over LOTS of time and then the rest was pasted and copied from... every where it was copied from...)
If I offend you or anger you or do anything elce along those lines pleas just tell me. I think so differently from convention that I need people to be blunt. Seriously, I might not notice that I did something wrong. So don't be afraid of being rude, I'm too thick headed to notice.
I have REVIEWS! My story's have been been favereted! I think all my writing is horrible (it was all done in 10 minnints or less...) and people actualy read it! Tank You all of you who bother to read any of what I have writen! I'm amazed that you botherd!
Its been two years now sence I've had this acount. I'm still not bord with it... Thats inpressive... And just look at how long my prophile is!
I was bored and copied and pasted my prophile into a word document... it's currently 27 pages...
And the prophile-biothingiy GOWWWWWWS (mawahahahahahah ha ha :cakelingcontinues:)
This is a REALY GOOD IDEA!!
ALL FRUBA FANS SHOULD COPIE THIS!! (taken off of Kyki- The Late Night Writer's prophile... Sorry...)
A Furuba Version of this
Number your 12 fave Furuba characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Manabe/Akito... I dunno... Probably not... but maybe I should write some as a crack fic...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Maybe not Hot but difinetly cool. WAY COOL Uo rocks.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ummm... Eight was pregnant with twelve... So... Um... Ja...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ja!! The milk sean!!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kyo/Manabe?? Hell no but it would be a freaking halarious crack fic!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five and Nine. But five and ten would work as long a Haru was always black. Hana has a thing for black.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
.:laughing:. He wouldn't be able to do anything but wach and be horified. Even his sharp tung wouldn't be able to say anything. Poor Hiro... Always walking in on things he shouldn't. Someone should teach him to nock on doors before he enters.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Docter and pationt. Snow meats split personality pashen. Pain meets pain. Crack. Rated M for a reson people. HaruxHatori. Yaoi
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
No, but I could write some 'bout them getting drunk together.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Smart Ass To Dumb Ass, Do You Copie?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Street flower meats dog boy. Dog boy doesn't know about it. Street flower likes dogs so she doesn't give a damn and its all OK.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um... You ask them. I dunno.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Again, I dunno. You ask them. It would be funny to read.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Kyo/Uo/Hana?? God... .:starts laughting at thought:. Maybe I can get rebelliousangel94 to.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Not Dead Yet by The Weepies
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: M for your safty 'cause this is more crack fic then was ever intended to be taken by a human in one sitting. Shigure/Manabe/Tohru
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I dunno... I think it would be more along the lines of picking up eachother to through in a fight than actualy saying anything... Or maybe stoping the others wedding (I have a fic like that on my fave thingy. The Shreck head thing was a nice tuch)... Not much speeking for them.
Do not meddle in the affairs of slash writers, for you are cute, and would look good with another guy! -- signature on a long-dead forum. --I found somewhere and pasted and copied.
I love Macs. I hate PCs. If you agree copy and past.
Sometimes he would scribble something on a sheet of paper by his side. It was covered in symbols only eight other people in the world would have been able to comprehend; two of them had won Nobel prizes, and one of the other six dribbled a lot and wasn't allowed anything sharp because of what he might do with it.--Pratchett and Gaiman, about Aziraphale's mathematical skills in Good Omens.
"Fangirls like you are rising into positions of power. I fear for the future."
Haven't messed with this lately. I got too busy with other things. Its a funny thought to think people actually look at what I've writen... (not verry often, but occationaly according to my traffic counter). Its been at least three years... Thats a long time to maintane a prophile... I wonder how long the pursen with the oldest active account has been on here?
Copie and paist if you can't spell due to dyslexai too.
Its going on year four or five... I'm a lot older. I read less fan fic... :( It is sad, depressing state to be in.
I do forensics/debate. Copy and paste if you do too.
Wow, its been about 6 years.
Thinking about it, I think I have had this account over 7 years...