The Little Cog Girl
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Joined 05-23-07, id: 1284547, Profile Updated: 05-08-14
Author has written 8 stories for Laurie R. King, Artemis Fowl, Diana Wynne Jones, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, and Sherlock.

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Don't worry, nobody's perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Hi! I'm the Little Cog Girl, I'm the Girl Genius equivalent to the little Match girl. (I should probably write a fan fic about that...)

Here is a link to Girl Genius the web comic. Its a good comic to start on if you don't usualy read comics.

Another awesome web comic is Brat-Holla.

I am dyslexic. I write for fun, but my spelling level is below 5th grade so spell check is not all that useful for me. I find it empowering to write what I want, spell phonetically, and post. I'm not interested in correcting my spelling. I'm just interested in writing what I want and sending it out into the world. You are not going to shame me, or change me, for doing something I find empowering. If you don't like what I write, and don't like how I spell, don't read what I post.

Height: Short

Eyes: Myopic

Hair: Dyed

Age: depends on your definition of "age".

Birthday: Too far away to be excited about too soon not to think about. (common people, don't you think its weird we have our friends celebrate the countdown to our death?? I mean, they've got to be plotting something...)

Location: Lets put it this way, I'm to the left. But which left it is I'm not telling you.

Brand New sparkling motto: Be nice to the pervie mined idiots. They out number the rest of the population 3 to 1 (Just look at our represation in the government).

I thought that I would like to post this here sence it's been ratteling around my head for such a long time...

Logic is boring.
What people need to use is anti logic. Or 'Carly' logic as my friends dubbed it.
In anti logic the Theory of Education it states that everyone is in a train for education. The better you do the higher class cars you get. The more education you have the farther up the train you are. The educators are the people who run the train. Within this system there are a select few who are not in the train but in a sail boat being pushed in front of the train.
In order for this to make sense you must know that it is the middle of winter. The people in the train have heaters and are quite comfortable thank you very much. The people in the boat are in life jackets and swimsuits and are waiting for it to rain. They are content to wait for the rain and have so far refused all hats and scarves offered.
Following so far? Good, because it's about to get complicated.
So the train goes on. In this little hypothetical world of the Ed. train it has never been spring (or any other season for that matter) only winter.
The people on the boat are insain arn't they? Waiting for it to rain and not getting in the train!
Eventually the train will go over a large bridge spanig between a cliff face and a mountan and over a vast lake that's fed by a underground river with a trecherous current for swimmers. In the middle of the brige their is a large bump. The train being unable to sworve hits the bump and falls over the edge tugging the boat with it. By the time the boat and the train hit the water all the people on the train are terrified. Their trying to escape the sinking train or climb onto the boat and not succeding or their the smarter ones with philisophic training and are swiming over to the shore of the lake wondering about the workings of the univerce and if they should have payed more attecnchen to Dugles Adems.
The people on the boat by contrast are quite happy. They always said that their boat would come in handy. It's also just started raining (January requierd the train to be on the track in this little hypothetical world to keep it's grip on the weather. April was elected by the other mounths to take over and brought it's showers with it) and a brisk wind has started up tword shor.
There for what this means is that if you ever meet someone who doesn't seem to be doing anything remotly usefull in school it's just because their in the boat and your on the train and you should get a life jacket on and get up front in the boat alredy.
Anyways it would make more sence than logic, or time for that matter. Time doesn't make much sence eather. I'll think up some thing for time using antilogic sometime soon. (I think I've had too much Terry Prachett resently. I'm over my quota for this month...)

This is a poam my Grandpa made me memerize-

Two dead men got up to fight,

One was blind and the other couldn’t see,

A zombie jumped up and said “I’ll be refery!”

They fased each other back to back,

Drew their sords and shot each other,

A deaf poleceman heard the noice,

And came and killed thouse two dead boys.

This is another version-

"One Fine Day In The Middle of the Night"

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Here's a link to find out more-

Beawhere of the Woolwolfs!! There what your socks turn into at night, they howl when washed, and they're the reson your socks go missing. It's because when Woolwolfs fight they end up eating the loser but if they can't digest each other they end up hacking each other up behind the washer. Bewhare the Woolwolfs!!

Fave stuff...

Anything pro Russell/Sherlock. I don’t mind Sherlock/Watson slash (pre-Russell, Doyal Cannon, or Sherlock)

Fruits Basket (Kyo/Touru, Yun-Yun/Machie, etc. but out of book couples are usualy realy funny)

I Love Stephanie Plum! (pro Ranger but I don't hate Joe)

Twilight and sequels out and coming (I hate any out of book crosses (that arn't crack of course)... and I started reading fan fiction and found this site because of this sears). I'm now old enough to realize how embarrassing this admittance is. Unfortunately post 50 Shades of Gray I guess Twihards are useful for getting bondage erotica out there! Even their shitty versions of it...

Princess Princess! (T/Y!)

Ouran Hich School Host Club (I love Tamma-chan/Kyoya and I don't mind any other pairs except when they break up Hunni/Mori)

Maximum Ride ROCKS!! :flips out: (I like Fang/Max so far. Haven't read much fan fic yet though...)

Discworld IS THE BEST SEARIES EVER!! .:is not just saying that:. (even though I haven't finished it yet or started on the fan fic.)

LotR!! (Frodo/Sam Pippin/Merry!!)

Good Omens!! (!!)

Fave quot to be updated whenever...

Fav. quote(s):

"..." The best line in the world.

"Yam!!" The second best line in the world.

01-11-11-11-1(for Ashly of the Tuesday Next Books)

I'm thinking of letting my charecter Pink run around in the public view. Although I'm not sure I want to pay the property damage...

My Favorite series include-

(books) The LofR, the Stephanie Plum Series, The Artumas Fowl Series. I also enjoy the work of Philip Polmen, Darth Nix, And of course anything by Jasper FFord, Stardust is cool too! I love Fruits Basket! and Moonlight Meow and 11th Cat, Lorie R. Kings Marry Russell searies, The Meloncoly of Suzumia Haruhi, Harry Poter, Down the Rabbit Hole and sequils, Almost all Diana Wynne Johns especily Howls Moving Castle and all the Chrstomancie books with Cat, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Girl Genious, Anonci Boys, The Barumaus Trilogy, Wizards, The Push Cart War, Princess Princess, His Dark Materials Trilogy, the Sherlock Holmes short story's, Falling Up, Vampire Knight, The Hitch Hikers Gide to the Galexy, The Princess Bride(witch I would have wrote if the auther of it hadn't beat me to it...) The Tooth Fairy, Vampire Loves, almost everyting I've read, etc., etc.

(movies) I LOVE the Pirates Movies! When I was in 3ed grade I loved the first movie sooooo much I watched it (or the extra DVD) every day after school for half a year... The other half of a year I watched the second Harry Potter DVD (or extra disk).

(TV) House, Sherlock, Bones, Spy, Doctor Who, Castle, Psych, Mongrels, Suits, The Glades, Rookie Blue, Warehouse 13, 30 Rock, Scandal, Revenge... In no particulare order.

He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors. “Anybody see you come in here?” Holly thought about it. “The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.” Foaly frowned. “The EIB?” “Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked. --Artemis Fowl, page 42

To Whoever- IF the EIB saw you rading this you can send my minischule army of miny-mamoths, villigers with pichforks, villigers with rotten veggies and chebi people after the organization.

I looovvveee black! Who could not like the color black? Exept if I you like green... I like green! Hmmmm, green or black? (chebie face scrunched up in consintration trying to deside...)

Usagi, Mechi, Mechi, Usagi!

I LOVE TO PASTE AND COPIE THINGS! (I'm so addicted that I actualy forget that I've alredy pasted and copied something and past and copie it again...)

1.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

2.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

3.If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

4.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

5.If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

6.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

7.A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

8.If you go to File insted of Edit rutenly copie and past theis into your profile

9.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits, Himano, Phantomofthebasket, The Little Cog Girl

10.Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

11.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

12. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

13.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

14.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

15.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

16.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

17.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

18.Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.

19.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

20.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

21.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

22.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

23.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

24.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

25.If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

26.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

27.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

28.My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

29.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

30.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Ba Ba Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

31.If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

32.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

33.If you have 5 or more imaginary boyfriends put this on your profile.

34.If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: The Little Cog Girl;Gill! Sherlock Hound The anime carictore HE IS A DIFERNT PERSON THAN THE BOOK CARICTORE, who doesnt like Joe and Ranger and Yuki and Kyo and Artimus and Cat and Howl and Gur-kun and Chibie-suke and, and, and, ohhhhh the're just soooooooo many...

35.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

36. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

37.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

38.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

39.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

40.If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (who could resist going after some of them?)

41.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

42. I'm bored... Their aren't any intergliatic space ships to hich a ride on and my cats won't tell me where they hid their death ray. If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

43.If you can read this message, you are LITERET.

44.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy is a -gasp- XemoX, Kiki Lelsissia, The Little Cog Girl

45.If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, copy&paste this in your profile.

46.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy & paste this into your profile.

47.If you love rain, copy & paste this into your profile.

48.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, then copy & paste this into your profile.

49.If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile.

50.If you have a mad laughing fit for no reason, then copy & paste this into your profile.

51.If you have ever read ANY Girl Genious copie and past this into your profile

52.If you LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE fics where they do randum things to the caricters cut and past this into your profile

53.If you have ADD, ADHD, Dyslexia or some other thing like that and are proud of it copie and past this into your profile

54.If you forgot what you were just about to do copie and past this into your profile.

55.If you have ever axidentily copied and pasted something twice copie and past this.

56.If you are bord of reading this profile cpie and past this into your profile...

57. Pay No Mind To Those Who Talk Behind Ur Back Because It Means that Your 2 Steps Ahead...

58.Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

59.hyper = me...

60.

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(O.o)

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This is an Usagi

61.

(V)

O.o

( l )

This is Usa-chan.

Help Usa-chan and the Usagi take over the web by putting them into all of your prophiles! K?

62. If someone has autism, this can mean:

Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showingtheir own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them.

They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them.

Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them.

Eventheir own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by:

--talking to them using a calm voice

--not making fun of them or teasing them

--realizing that people do their best to help him be calm and do well

--making sure you have their attention before you tell them something

Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be:

--normal teaching methods don't work

--inappropriate laughing and giggling

--crying or tantrum

--acts as if s/he is deaf

--no fear of real dangers

--is upset by changes in routine or other things

--spins objects or own body

--extreme distress for no known reason

--sustained odd play

--has trouble playing with peers

--not cuddly; might resist touch

--little or no eye contact

--seems standoffish

--inappropriate attachment to objects

--may have trouble understanding language

--sometimes seems overactive, sometimes overly quiet

Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness.

63.

If you can read this message, you are literet:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile! (I'm dyslexic and I didn't realise that it was spelled oddly untell I sow the "If your could read that..." thing at the botom and had to re-read it to see what was weird about it... And then I had to read if backwords 'cause rereading didn't help...)

64. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken awat from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do part to end it.

65. if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

66.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, The Little Cog Girl

67. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

68. If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!

69. IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I would have pasted and copied this entire site into my prophile but then I realsised that would be a wast of time so here's the link to click .

I fell off the wagon... hears the PALINDROME I just had to copy from the link above...

Palindrome written by Dan Hoey with a LISP program

A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar,
a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat,
a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay,
a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal,
a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub,
a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw,
a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr,
a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim,
a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted,
a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub,
a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood,
a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug,
a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal,
a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap,
a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel,
a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal,
a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag,
a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag,
a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog,
a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit,
a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat,
a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer,
a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid,
a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag,
a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural,
a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall,
a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort,
a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat,
a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall,
a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw,
a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray,
an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion,
a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman,
a bater, a canal--Panama.

Copie&paste Artie Bird book quots: (taken from Hyperhollybrigetpepermint)

"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with." --Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)

"Spit out the prisoner." --LEP (Lower Elements Police) Officer (Artemis Fowl, page 167)

"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron." --Artemis Fowl, pae 64

"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?" --Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception)

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author(ess).

Unknown Speaker-

You're only young once; you can be immature for ever.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice then laugh as everyone tries to figure out what the hell you did.

PEANUTBUTTER: duct tape of food.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

WARNING: keep out of children. (translation on Korien Knife box)

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

FOOT: The other device for finding furniture in the dark.

HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.

LIFE: The slowest possible rate of dying.

DEATH: The slowest possible rate of living.

SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.

PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.

SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I just found a dark humer site. Does it show?

Inscription on a tombstone:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" Seen in Ashland, New Hampshire

You all know about the Darwin Awards -- It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him while he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. (viset the Darwin awords!! They ROCK!!

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

The greatest lies of all time:

I love you

This won't hurt a bit

The check is in the mail

I was just going to call you

We have a really challenging assignment for you

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

Of course I took the garbage out

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - moving on from lies...

Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder.

Keep Sweden tidy, shoot a tourist.

Never hit a man with glasses. The blow torch will work just fine.

We, the unwilling,
led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.
We have done so much,
for so long,
with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything
with nothing. (Ahhhhh... It's the GOVERMENT!! RUN!! FAST!! NOW!! Unless you want to dye...)

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" ...until you can find a rock.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

Today is the last day of your life so far.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps." Graffiti

"We are the people our parents warned us about."
Graffiti

"For those who think life's a joke - just think of the punch line!"
Graffiti

"The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse."
Graffiti

"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
Graffiti

"Cancer cures smoking."

Graffiti

"Sky-diving: good till the last drop."
Graffiti (Rosovelt was the first person to use the slogan "Good to the last drop" to endorce Maxwell House Coffee)

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened."

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy"

"For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across--which happened to be the Earth -- where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog"

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy"

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a mountain in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

"The Color of Magic"

Terry Pratchett

If you want your name spelt wrong, die.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Don't Panic. The Earth is just being demolished for a hyperspace bypass.
The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy

"The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I'll never get off this planet.

"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
Rita Rudner

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry."

He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"

I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note: "Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."

"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.

"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all...

Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep."
Hunter S. Thompson

Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.

Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
An Australian motorcycle manual

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
Lew Col

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

"You are a fluke of the universe... You have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back."
National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100 fatal.

Why keep sane in a sick world?
Graffiti, N ckstr msgatan, Stockholm

Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly.
Woody Allen

"Son, I just want you to know: life is a black, sucking, vortex of anguish and despair, filled with brief moments of false hope and empty joy, all the while dragging you inevitably closer to final, absolute, and eternal death."
"thanks dad.."

"...A life that is clean, a heart that is true, And doing your best, that's success."
Clifford Olson, semifinalist in
the 1995 North American Open Poetry Contest.
Disqualified upon finding that in 1982 he was
convicted of killing eleven children.

"Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part"
Bruce MacInnes, Skip Barber
Driving School instructor

"We live in cheap an twisted times.
Our leaders are low-rent Fascists and our laws are a tangle of mockeries. Recent polls indicate that the only people who feel optimistic about the future are first-year law students who expect to get rich by haggling over the ruins... and they are probably right."
Hunter S. Thompson, "Songs Of The Doomed"

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
F. P. Jones

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm not in denial I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept
Calvin and Hobbes

Among modern occupations, only cult leaders and TV weathermen rival the technological visionary's ability to retain credibility despite all evidence to the contrary."
Nathan Myhrvold

He who knows and knows that he knows is a master.
He who knows and does not know that he knows needs a teacher.
He who does not know and knows that he does not know, needs love.
He who thinks he knows and does not know, is lost.
Ancient proverb

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Solution to two of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry...

1. Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
2. Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.
3. Mix Vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
4. Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.
5. Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a lighter.
6. Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the Vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more you use the better. You cannot overdo this. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
7. Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.
8. Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite. Ask for news cameras from the major networks. Pace around a lot while waving your arms.
9. DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that.
10. When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.
Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.
Try to steer yourself towards the crowd. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode.

Congratulations! You've just made history.
Cool Ways to Kill Yourself (Difficulty level 7)

From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey":
My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth -- that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally -- but I didn't want to upset him.
Age 10

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient has no past history of suicides.

She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

Patient's journals

According to the 2000 year old Mayan prophecies, the world will end on the 21st of December 2012 (the winter solstice). This is the date where the very sophisticated Mayan calendar ends and the human race will perish. Earth will rebel against mankind which have turned arrogant, ignoring the holy values and disturbing the balance of nature.
Historical facts

Up to 30 times more people are buried in the earth than presently living.
Answers.com

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal

Life is pain. Anybody that tells you differently is selling something.
William Goldman, "The princess bride"

"Veni Vidi Exii - I came, I saw, I Left!"

Chuck Eby

If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless.
Jameson Forney

If voting could change something, it would be illegal.
Graffiti on a Montreal building

Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
Bumpersticker

Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening, creator of the Simpsons

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Steven Wright

Magic embodies the concept of lying turned into an art form.
Teller of Penn & Teller

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

Smile. Tomorrow's going to be worse.
Frost

The secret to life is that there is no secret at all and you don't get your money back.
Faith Hill Country Music Song

Boy Scout: Kid dressed like an idiot led by an idiot who's dressed like a kid.
Devils Dictionary

A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid.
Jason Wells

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Professor Irwin Corey (comedian)

Once I tried to kill myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Stephen Wright

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin & Hobbes

Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right.
Steve W.

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
John Kenneth Galbraith, printed in Money magazine the week after JFK Jr.'s death

Save a tree... Eat a beaver

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose.

Laura, a good friend of mine, pointed out to me recently that half of humanity has an IQ of less than 100. Facts like that tend to draw things into sharp focus quickly. Keep it in mind. (mail and thank him)
Harvey Rowe

Mmm... caffeine pills. The midnight snack of champions.
Hawkeye Pierce

History repeats itself. It has to, no-one listens.

I choose to live forever, or die trying too.
CrabulaS

The worst part of winning a rat race is not that you win, but the fact that you're still a rat.

Evil spelled backward is live

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80lbs. carrot.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone goes and throws you a shovel.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If necessity is the mother of invention. Then laziness must be the father.
Troy D. Bryan

PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
T. Shirt

PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing.

A man being admitted into a mental institution: "They called me mad. I called them mad. And them they outvoted me."

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.
George Bernard Shaw

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle. -

I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In Morse code.
Emo Phillips

The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead.

The best way of dealing with the insane is to pretend that you are sane
Hospital Charge Nurse

I remember reading that scientists once believed the universe was made of hydrogen, because it was the most plentiful ingredient found. If that theory holds any truth, then I believe it to be made of stupidity.
Frank Zappa

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
Graffiti

Realism is just an excuse for pessimism.
Rebecca Schoen

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Illuminati

It's not America I have the problem with, it's the Americans.

PHILOSOPHY, n. A path of many roads leading from nothing to nowhere. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

The game of life has three rules:

1. You can't win.

2. You can't break even.

3. You can't get out of the game.

Always borrow money from pessimists, they never will expect it back.

What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? Gregory Santo

When asked how old he was "Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn anyway." Jarvis Black

If you wont more of the above pessimistic quotes go to

"'The idea of having an empire is that occasionally, other people do things for you!'

'I know that. But there are some things only I can do.'

'Like what?'

'Like fight a war.'

'YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PATIENT!'"

Girl Genious (Or However You Spell That...) From Klaus in his walking hospital bed to his doctor, Sun Jen-djieh.

“Oh, don’t worry about me, Adults don’t need to eat. You see, children, when you grow up, your body creates food for you, but the only catch is, you need to be in the sun.”

Shiggie-san from Chap. 53 of OffBalance by RollingOffHeads

"Imagining yourself dead is the cheapest sleaziest and most satisfying form of self-pity." -Don Delillo.

"It's not that I want to kill her, it's just I don't want her to live anymore"

"'There you are, then. I knew the two of you would get along like a house on fire.' Screams, flames, people running to safety..."

I just want to tell you that MeGoobie former beta person and Hiperhollybrigerpepermint number one fave auther and loretta537 thank you for all the revews! and RandomnessUnleashed curent beta person are rrrrreeeeellllllllyyyyyyy good authers... they rock!

Hey look! You finished reading my profile to the end! You must be relay patient... Even I haven't read the whole thing through! (It was written in short segments over LOTS of time and then the rest was pasted and copied from... every where it was copied from...)

If I offend you or anger you or do anything elce along those lines pleas just tell me. I think so differently from convention that I need people to be blunt. Seriously, I might not notice that I did something wrong. So don't be afraid of being rude, I'm too thick headed to notice.

I have REVIEWS! My story's have been been favereted! I think all my writing is horrible (it was all done in 10 minnints or less...) and people actualy read it! Tank You all of you who bother to read any of what I have writen! I'm amazed that you botherd!

Its been two years now sence I've had this acount. I'm still not bord with it... Thats inpressive... And just look at how long my prophile is!

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I was bored and copied and pasted my prophile into a word document... it's currently 27 pages...

And the prophile-biothingiy GOWWWWWWS (mawahahahahahah ha ha :cakelingcontinues:)

This is a REALY GOOD IDEA!!

ALL FRUBA FANS SHOULD COPIE THIS!! (taken off of Kyki- The Late Night Writer's prophile... Sorry...)

A Furuba Version of this

Number your 12 fave Furuba characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Shigure

2. Kyo

3. Hatori

4. Uo

5. Hana

6. Manabe

7. Hiro

8. Kyoko

9. Kazuma

10. Haru

11. Akito

12. Tohru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Manabe/Akito... I dunno... Probably not... but maybe I should write some as a crack fic...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Maybe not Hot but difinetly cool. WAY COOL Uo rocks.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummm... Eight was pregnant with twelve... So... Um... Ja...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ja!! The milk sean!!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kyo/Manabe?? Hell no but it would be a freaking halarious crack fic!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and Nine. But five and ten would work as long a Haru was always black. Hana has a thing for black.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

.:laughing:. He wouldn't be able to do anything but wach and be horified. Even his sharp tung wouldn't be able to say anything. Poor Hiro... Always walking in on things he shouldn't. Someone should teach him to nock on doors before he enters.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Docter and pationt. Snow meats split personality pashen. Pain meets pain. Crack. Rated M for a reson people. HaruxHatori. Yaoi

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No, but I could write some 'bout them getting drunk together.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Smart Ass To Dumb Ass, Do You Copie?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Street flower meats dog boy. Dog boy doesn't know about it. Street flower likes dogs so she doesn't give a damn and its all OK.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um... You ask them. I dunno.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again, I dunno. You ask them. It would be funny to read.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Kyo/Uo/Hana?? God... .:starts laughting at thought:. Maybe I can get rebelliousangel94 to.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

RIN!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Not Dead Yet by The Weepies

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: M for your safty 'cause this is more crack fic then was ever intended to be taken by a human in one sitting. Shigure/Manabe/Tohru

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I dunno... I think it would be more along the lines of picking up eachother to through in a fight than actualy saying anything... Or maybe stoping the others wedding (I have a fic like that on my fave thingy. The Shreck head thing was a nice tuch)... Not much speeking for them.

Do not meddle in the affairs of slash writers, for you are cute, and would look good with another guy! -- signature on a long-dead forum. --I found somewhere and pasted and copied.

I love Macs. I hate PCs. If you agree copy and past.

Sometimes he would scribble something on a sheet of paper by his side. It was covered in symbols only eight other people in the world would have been able to comprehend; two of them had won Nobel prizes, and one of the other six dribbled a lot and wasn't allowed anything sharp because of what he might do with it.--Pratchett and Gaiman, about Aziraphale's mathematical skills in Good Omens.

"Fangirls like you are rising into positions of power. I fear for the future."
--my friend George-- from the bottom of Confessional by Niteshayde copied just 'cause I liked it.

Haven't messed with this lately. I got too busy with other things. Its a funny thought to think people actually look at what I've writen... (not verry often, but occationaly according to my traffic counter). Its been at least three years... Thats a long time to maintane a prophile... I wonder how long the pursen with the oldest active account has been on here?

Copie and paist if you can't spell due to dyslexai too.

Its going on year four or five... I'm a lot older. I read less fan fic... :( It is sad, depressing state to be in.

I do forensics/debate. Copy and paste if you do too.

Wow, its been about 6 years.

Thinking about it, I think I have had this account over 7 years...

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How Your Heart Beats by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko has developed an annoying and inconvenient crush on Katara, which is so incredibly unfair. Convinced she is out to torture him, Zuko is in for a barrage of emotions as people continue to get involved, even though he specifically asked them not to. Rated M because I'm a baby, for a bit of explicit language/content, and the deep complicated abyss that is Zuko's brain. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,452 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Good Old Fashion School Of Loverboys by truest-of-true-loves reviews
The Mabudachi Trio school the younger Sohmas on 'How To Be A Loverboy'. Akito will allow Tohru to keep her memories of the Sohmas if one of them can get her to marry a Sohma by graduation. Everyone is now in a War for Tohru's affections. AU.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,216 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Irregulars : At The Opera by Kerowyn reviews
After a night on the town, friends and bandmates Alexander Holmes and Solei Watson are confronted with a problem that tests the old maxim, There is nothing new under the sun. But the real mystery is: Why?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Coming Home Early by TalksToSelf reviews
John arrives home early to find Sherlock erm... entertaining himself. Not in the way you might think! PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
One in Eight Million by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We're still just friends right? by WLRmadZLRE reviews
Johnlock smut. In at the deep end. John and Sherlock messing around, sex wise, even though John assures Sherlock he's NOT GAY! If you don't like, don't read. If you do like, review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Why I Kissed You by FangIsFexcellent reviews
Why John Watson kissed Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unforeseen Distraction by inatrice reviews
Sherlock doesn't like being in his own head, and without a case what else is there to concentrate on?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Morning Surprise by verymuchfurther reviews
A shameless PWP. Sherlock surprises John one morning. Slash. M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stolen Moments by driver picks the music reviews
What if Brennan said yes that night? Series of dabbles about Booth and Brennan hiding their relationship until they feel ready to tell everyone. Disclaimer on profile page
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Unmistakable Pull by bart4nat reviews
Bartimaeus and Nathaniel have survived the fight with Nouda but how will the pair cope when Bart now has his own body? Will he be able to keep his powers? What caused this? And why can't Nat look him in the eye? Will be some hard Bart/Nat later on.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
A Slight Issue by lizzie.bananalovesRDJ reviews
Sherlock, completely out of context, states that John and himself are sleeping together and Irene Adler hears the statement. Within three hours, news of the relationship is across every news headline in England.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Hot, Sticky Mess by AGreatAndTerribleBeing reviews
John gets distracted when Sherlock eats peanut butter
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Denial Isn't Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat reviews
In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses... well, that doesn't matter, because he won't lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Should Know Better By Now by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
John tries to keep up with the mind games Sherlock plays even if they do drive him crazy and learns of Sherlock's longest game yet involving a certain riding crop. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor, minor kink. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Accidental by LittleGingerBiscuit reviews
A substantially fluffy one-shot detailing Sherlock and John's "accidental" first kiss.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by alate reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there when Steph, Ranger and the guys make the trip to apprehend a skip!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,382 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Applied Physiology 101 by SperryDee reviews
Gil gets involved in one of Agatha's more interesting experiments. Agatha/Gil. Disclaimer: the Foglios own the characters, I'm just playing with them.
Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Agatha H., Gilgamesh W. - Complete
The Bones That Belonged To Booth by creativeangel89 reviews
Leading on from the Season 6 Finale, Booth and Brennan are navigating their way through coupledom and the challenges of being expectant parents whist keeping it all a secret from their friends and colleagues.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Then I Stole You And You Stole Me by JessWho reviews
Spoilers for The Doctors Wife. "Everything about him is, was, will belong to her. She stole him with intent and this is, was, will be the proof that she couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't ever have to give him back." TARDIS Idris /Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Communication by Handful of Silence reviews
Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things Not Seen by BlueMarrow reviews
The things we didn't get to see in the last two episodes of season six. Including "the" scene, a missed conversation, and what comes immediately after. Also, things we wont get to see in the summer. A conversation with Parker, and one with Pops as well.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,937 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Ouran by mysteriously.mesmerized reviews
The 50 things that I am NOT allowed to do at Ouran! CRACK-ness! XD Number 17: I will not attempt to go on FanFiction net during hosting hours ever again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
I Could Tell by Nieriel Nighthaven reviews
PWP ONESHOT Takes place right after "The Western Air Temple" Zuko knows that in order to stay on good terms with the Gaang he must win the respect of Katara, he just doesn't know to what length he must go. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dangly Bits by SCWLC reviews
Kids in their early teens have questions about various things. Combine that with a lack of supervision and hormones and all sorts of things can happen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wild Type by kaotic312 reviews
How did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,374 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Silent Mistakes by GCatsPjs reviews
206 Bones, 206 Chapters, 250,000 Words. The End.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 206 - Words: 238,842 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Good, the Bad, the Stupid by SCWLC reviews
Zuko and Katara have to share a tent. It makes things a little uncomfortable until an accommodation is reached. Lemons all the way, folks. Shamelessly. Also AU. Also has no plot to speak of.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Find a Way by Kirsten.Vanessa reviews
Kyouya/Tamaki Kyouya is hiding something from Tamaki, and the Host Club King can't bear it. What will he do when he discovers Kyouya is being beat by Ootori-sama? Rated M for yaoi sex in later chapies.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Pavlov's Remote by lillyankh reviews
John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hostess Club by Mister Melancholy reviews
"By the forces of nature, the Hitachiin twins will turn into females!" Nekozawa turns the Hitachiin twins into girls as punishment, but somehow, they turn it into a sweet reward for everyone. implied HikaKao, crack
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Breathless Sins by Raven Sheridan reviews
In another time, on a another night, this would be so wrong, and she knew it. But tonight? Tonight she shoved thoughts of propriety to the back of her consciousness to be dealt with later. - Zutaraang... yeah, I went there. M for Lime.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
In Memory by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
No, there is NOT character death. This is "In Memory" of a different kind. A poem from Holmes' POV as if he ever wrote poetry! ...but...whatever... :D that takes place during BEEK.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Twist of Love by xxGAG reviews
Haruhi was enjoying her everyday life when suddenly the entire Host Club decides to confess their love to her! One by one, they confess. As crazy as it may seem, even the boys' parents are willing to help them. What will Haruhi do? Who will she choose?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
In Which Sherlock Lends A Helping Hand by izzabella11 reviews
John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extreme Measures by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Booth and Brennan are fighting. Cam, Hodgins, Angela and Sweets decide to help them work things out. I suck at summaries but I can guarantee that hilarity and smut will ensue.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,168 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Redux by PteraWaters reviews
When the Jeffersonian team broke up, supposedly for an entire year, no one expected a case to pull them back together so soon. Picks up at Season 5's finale. Ensemble piece, a little bit of everyone. Canon pairings. Mystery/Romance/Humor/Action, etc.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,307 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
I Knew by Mirder Mystery reviews
This is how I wish the 100th episode would've gone. I know there are way too many of these, but I just couldn't resist. Brennan decides she DOES want to give them a shot. This is how I believe she'd tell Booth.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Learning How to Love by ScarlettAlexis reviews
Post 100th fic. She took a deep breath, “I need a behavioral therapist. Someone who specializes in Aspergers.” The line was quiet for a moment. “I know someone who can help.” His voice was soft when he said, “You really have come a long way.”
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
OffBalance by RollingOffHeads reviews
When I saw his eyes with out a shield I found myself falling for the person I never thought I would, I ended up falling for the person I never really saw.' KyoXYuki yaoi/shonen-ai !ON HIATUS!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 269,034 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Rules of Counterpoint by htebazytook reviews
Frodo/Sam slash. This pairing was my first OTP, and it's high time I wrote for them. Musically infused Shire fluff. Wherein Frodo is the Paris Conservatoire and Sam is Debussy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Dora of the Rings by Jasonbobdude reviews
Dora the Explorer is chosen to take the One Ring to Mordor. As a little bonus, all of the dialogue is in iambic pentameter!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Gandalf - Complete
Walk On by Boyfrom0z reviews
Sequel to With or Without You - Tamaki and Kyouya are together, but have to hide this from the world because they know they won't be accepted. guy/guy. If you're a Tamaki/Haruhi shipper this is not for you, so stop being mad at me - you've been warned
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ouran Drabbles by The Dragon Guardian of the Sea reviews
This is a collection of Ouran drabbles I've written. Various pairings, if any. Each chapter is a different drabble. Beware spoilers in some drabbles. Marked as complete but may add more at any given time.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Let's be A Couple! by hiki-is-doomed reviews
I may not be one of the populars but a certain blond won't stop stalking me. Determined enough to be my boyfriend. Even the whole campus knew, putting our paparazzis on a front cover of a yaoi magazine. AU
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Interesting Experiences by Arty d'Arc reviews
For Kyon, kissing Haruhi was always an interesting experience. Oneshots and snapshots exploring in reverse a relationship between our favorite deity and her cynic. Will not be continued.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Indigo-Roses reviews
KyoxYuki. After Kyo plays a cruel but creative joke on Yuki, things between the two begin to change. Less fighting, less arguing. The boys are changing, but for what reason? Shigure seems to know, but will the boys themselves figure it out? Shounen-Ai
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,601 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Inner Tube by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
Yuki's in a pool, and Kyo feels like playing. Yuki/Kyo. Yaoi.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Lose Control by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
In this relationship of anger and venting, who will lose control first? Yuki? Or Kyo? Yaoi - don't like, don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Gay Boyfriend by Mothball-Milkshake reviews
A story in which Haruhi befriends Koizumi, and helps him get what he wants. With some misadventures along the way. Inspired by the song 'Gay Boyfriend' but not exactly a songfic. KoizuKyon. Rating has changed since creation.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Itsuki K., Kyon - Complete
Imagine this if you can KxT by SallySundae reviews
It was just an ordinary day for Kyouya Ootori, until Tamaki Suoh arrived. Note: this story contains references to shounen ai. if you dont like it, dont read it. Oh and by the way, none of the characters belong to me...but I wish they did !
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Tamaki, Who Do You Love More? by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
Kyoya asks Tamaki a question and Tamaki gives Kyoya an answer. Kyoya/Tamaki oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Saved by the Boots by RoadRunnerKirby reviews
Another Nathaniel lives fic. Starts out when Bartimaeus and Nathaniel are in the Glass Palace. Because there isn't enough BartxNat out there. Warning: Slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, malexmale. Some KittyxJakob, too.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Insight by Lugian Before Swine reviews
MWPP A look into the daily life of the Marauders...which is, in short, a lot of crazy stuff. Eventual RLSB slash, although it's about all the Marauders. Humor! Yay! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Awful Truth by toyhto reviews
They just happen to fall in love with each other. Remus wants to find a reason and Sirius wants to get some coffee, and James and Peter don't want to see Sirius' fingers wrapped around Remus' elbow. One-shot, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Closet Cosplay: Closet Romance? by KantanaAmaya reviews
Lame title, I know. I couldn't think of anything. KyouyaxTamaki. Maybe a little KyouyaxKaoru. One cosplay ends drastically different, will a hidden love be revealed? DISCLAIMER: Ouran's not mine. It's Bisco Hatori's. But it is my fanfiction.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
meant to be by HONEY-MORI reviews
... Wherever you go, I will follow you." Because Mori is someone that is meant to be always with Hunny.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Natural by foofoo76 reviews
What's more natural than a beautiful, white horse?" That's what their King said, but Kyouya knows that Tamaki can never leave things at that.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac by honeyshoshana reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Nightly Torture by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
Kyo had never been one to have normal dreams. It just didn't happen. Why, he could never understand, but what happens in his life seems to affect what he dreams of. So, what happens when Yuki is around him too much? Nightly Torture, that's what. Yuki/Kyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,289 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Host Club Carols by C.Queen reviews
It's Christmas Time and all those well loved classic and not so classic carols are being rewritten Host Club style!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Random Questions by luckystars135 reviews
I've kidnapped the Ouran High characters, and now you can ask them anything you want. Teehee! The first chapter is up. Crazy questions, major OCCness and gay questions are probably going to come on, but it really depends on what you guys ask!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Live Feed by Dark Man's Girl reviews
The Ouran High School Host Club plans a live commercial to be viewed by the entire school. Things go awry when a possessive Kyouya gets involved. YAOI
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Contradictory by fiftysix-luver reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Heady and Sure, Morning by Kay the Cricketed reviews
After the fireworks have gone out and the world is still changed, Kyouya finds himself coming to terms with a few inevitable facts. Post!anime, Kyouya x Tamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Accidentally Subtle by BlingBling021 reviews
Tamaki rambles, and Kyouya gets annoyed. All is as it should be. KyouyaxTamaki, one-shot, fluff abounds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Romance of Haruhi Suzumiya by Kirino reviews
Things weren't what they seemed for our snarker narrator. Kyon finally gets it from Haruhi. Took them long enough.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
A Breath of Fresh Air by Dionysiac reviews
A bored Crowley calls into the bookshop. However, instead of Aziraphale, he finds a note addressed to himself.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
A World of Stawberries by Rdyest reviews
Hunny doesn't think like normal people, he sees the world in a different light. But what does Hunny think of Kyoya, who is his complete opposite?... story better than summary. Rated T cos I didn't know what else 2 put it as... Please R R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kyōya O. - Complete
not attained by Val-Creative reviews
Nine private moments that the infamous Kyouya Ootori would never admit to happening or share with the rest of the world.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Uke or Seme? by FailingDemi reviews
Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
An Interview With the Angel & Demon by Quantum Witch reviews
(2008) Just like the title says.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Contemplating the Odds by PikoTehNinja reviews
Kyon contemplates what the odds of him being in love with Haruhi are. ONE-SHOT, KYONHARU
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Chocolate Fish Secret by Seral reviews
Even the cold and ruthless have secrets. What's Kyouya's and what does Haruhi have to do with it? Kyou x Haru drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Cat's Cradle by The Dream Whisperer reviews
Kyouya had been able to see the red threads between people’s fingers since the day he was born. A song of fate, and the breaking of. Tamaki was a man who could never be predicted. Vague spoilers up to Chapter 63. TamakiKyouya, TamakiHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Earth and Water by swg12 reviews
Pre-quest: Frodo and Sam meet and literature's greatest friendship is forged! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Beyond Belief by AnthemOfLife reviews
Slash. Sam is pretty certain he's dreaming. A ficlet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Something To Do by ChocoCoatedLemons reviews
KyouxTama! Kyouya thinks of something to stop Tamaki's boredom. Implied sex. This title sucks! Best i could come up with, since i actually thought of this in Geography. I apologise for the shortness! *Used to be my old acount, twistedpearls*
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Knitting by Basket o' Muffins reviews
Hunny learns to knit
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
He's Mine by Basket o' Muffins reviews
Kyoya decides to let Haruhi in on a little secret.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Of Death and Dreams and Djinn by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Whether it is meant to be or forced, it is the way I want it. Is it so wrong to just this once get what I want? Maybe it is- but I'm not sure I have a choice. Bartimaeus/Ptolemy. Please, please, please REVIEW!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Cold by AnthemOfLife reviews
Mild Slash. Sam notices how cold Frodo's hands are. A ficlet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
An Original Truth or Dare Title by Country music lovin'Hobbit reviews
Pippin and Merry want the fellowship to get to know each other so they decide to play truth or dare to break the ice. Non slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Little Suprise by catharticdeficit reviews
It’s not everyday when a kid comes up to you and calls you Mommy, especially when you‘re Suoh Tamaki. More so when said kid calls Ootori Kyoya as his Daddy. KyoTama shonen-ai. For dark mirth.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Again by TearStar reviews
Kyouya is bothered by his feelings for Tamaki, and now, he is fed up and decided to confess. but it's Tamaki he's confessing to, it is not that easy...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Blessings by FoxxFire5 reviews
COMPLETE. A ficlet about Aziraphale and Crowley. Crowley has a minor boo-boo I've always wanted to say that :D and it's indirectly Aziraphale's fault. Contains hissing, ducks, a dog, nuns, and teeny bit of fluff. R&Rs appreciated. Rated T 2B safe
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The Rainy Day Woes of Kyouya Ootori by Spawn of Boredom reviews
Kyouya hates the rain. This is why he is kidnapped by Tamaki on some, obviously planned, quest. In the rain.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kyōya O.
Fang's New Power by Travis Skywer reviews
Fang get's new power. Fax ensues. Maybe niggy. and MAYBE even someone for Gazzy? Hmm?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Interlude by MissJuliet reviews
Maybe it's unfair how Kyouya uses him for comforting, but Tamaki doesn't mind. He just has his silent wishes. After all, he is the king. Tamaki/Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
The Cat And The Dog: Analogy Part 3 by momoxtoshiro reviews
Full title: The Cat And The Dog : Analogy Part 3 : Understading. Sequel to the sequel and continuation of Part 2! Why is it called The Cat And The Dog Analogy? Read to find out! Random fluff, KyonxHaruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
In the Third Music Room by fool of hearts reviews
The first thing he learns from the Host Club is that dreams can be bought after all. Kyouya/Tamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ferris Feelings by fictionalcandie reviews
An angel, a demon, a carnival, and the sum of all their parts. Oneshot, slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Ultimate Scheme by mystical01 reviews
The twins play a trick on Kyouya: they make him the princess of their club's upcoming play! With help from one of the most improbable sources, this scheme might turn out better than expected! Pairings: Haruhi/Tamaki/Kyouya/Twins. HIATUS
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Haruhi F.
Maybe You're My Love? by Kir Sirin reviews
Kaoru was always a little slower at understanding things. So when Hikaru realizes that he’s fallen in-love with his twin, things get complicated. They’ve never kept secrets from each other, but hey, they’ve never fallen for each other either. HikaruxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
In the Lab by fogisbeautiful reviews
Just a short, fluffy H/R piece from Holmes' POV. Set in The BKA, when the two are "fighting" and Russell comes to visit at the cottage. Title sucks, I know, but reviews are appreciated. I have more of these lurking, if you'd like to see them let me know
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Pippin and Merry Visit the Fortuneteller by BelbaNellas reviews
When Pippin up and decides that it's a good day to do so, what ridiculous happenings will he and Merry undergo after having their fortunes predicted? Contains randomness! You have been warned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A Lover's Nature by DarthAnimus reviews
It was in Tamaki’s nature to embrace the whole world, while it was in Kyouya’s to embrace Tamaki. KyoTama
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Punishment by Suicidal Muffin-chan reviews
Derived from Episode Twelve: Mori's thoughts after Hunny yells at him, and the aftermath of it all. MorixHunny, can be taken as platonic or romantic. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Anglerfish reviews
Kyoya, where do babies come from?" TamakixKyoya fluff. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Magically Delicious by Joon reviews
Crowley comments on Aziraphale's breakfast choice. Prompt: breakfast cereal.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
A Lonesome Song by cfleighe reviews
LAST CHAPTER UP! France, Tamaki, Kyouya, Love. What happens when Tamaki, after deciding to stay in Japan with the Host Club has a long talk with Kyouya? Will he ever see his mother again? Will he find love? Tama/Kyou Rating changed due to soft-core yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,812 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Monosyllable by FlitShadowflame reviews
Mori talks almost completely in monosyllables unless you ask the right question. Hani tries to find that question. Implied yaoi. Fic is written in dialogue only, something of a writing exercise. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way by Lugian Before Swine reviews
MWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Furuba Chat Room by Kawaii Kumori reviews
That's right! The Sohmas and your favourite Onigiri have their own chat room! What weirdness will go on? Read and find out!Rated for language xD
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007
Reimbursed by pheen reviews
Best friends is not an adjective, but a verb Kyouya thinks.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ford's Self Help: Answers to Life's Questions by BlueMerle reviews
Ford got a self help section in the newspaper! he's answering those annoying hypothetical/unanswerable questions of life that will usually keep you chewing on them for an annoyingly long time. I don't own it.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Tree Climbing for Beginners? by RadcliffePotter reviews
Tweenaged Frodo decides to teach young Sam how to tree climb with disastrous results...originally written for the LJ LOTR Community's June Summertime Challenge. Element: It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but now Frodo wasn’t so sure about that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Can't You See? by Jazyrha reviews
I had never been ‘wrong’. I had never meant to hurt. I had never wanted to see my son turn into this hollow shell. But I shall wait, and I shall see how he works his way out of it. -Implied KyouTama- -Yoshio's Pov- -DedicatedToJinta-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kiss It Better by Reaching for Stars reviews
MorixHunny. It's my first time writing an Ouran Fic, so...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Cat And The Dog: Analogy Part 1 by momoxtoshiro reviews
Full title: The Cat And The Dog : Analogy Part 1 : Choking. Why does Haruhi start choking all of a sudden lately? And what happens when she and Kyon are alone when she suffers a horrible coughing attack? Long oneshot KyonxHaruhi Fluff.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Thanatos by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
Sometimes memories and thoughts can haunt the soul like a ghost would the living. SHINE phobia challenge.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Ouran Dream Series '08 by lfangirl111 reviews
Even the members of the Host Club have to sleep. We all realize this in a part of our brains... but what are their dreams like? I have the easy way to find out. Randomness and possible fluff within! Act now and you can get our new invisble plushie free!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Soul Kissing by Pirates For Life reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale discuss what the French call French kissing in St. James Park. Oneshot. C/A Fluff, I suppose
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008
Family Management by fanta-faerie reviews
When the kids have to take Family Management as a class, what chaos will ensue?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
TCR:OHSHC the unoffical second verse by Leiko Ozora reviews
Haruhi successfully brought Tama-chan back to the club, and the club danced the night away together under the starlite sky that was filled with fireworks. But what happens after that night? How do the host bu's relations change? //HikaxHaru, TamaxKyo, etc
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
Mystic Sakura Kiss by RinneNoTsumi reviews
Tamaki gives an old lady some money and in return recives a strange pink bottle but what will happen when Hikaru gives the strange liquid to Kyoya?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Smooth Move by estivate reviews
One-shot. Apparently, the only thing that could literally bring Renge down was her own odd obsession.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Is it true? by Bishieaya reviews
A cute fluff so don't expect a great amount of depth. Kyouya banishes Tamaki's fears and catches his dream.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
So Much More to Say by Kir Sirin reviews
Kyoya finds himself knee-deep in a puddle in the pouring rain. His heart has gotten the better of him. As his mind races, someone tries to help him. Will Kyoya end up doing something he’ll later regret? KyoyaxTamaki. One-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
This Could Get Interesting by Lugian Before Swine reviews
A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
The More Things Change by paynesgrey reviews
Haruhi opens her heart to Tamaki without realizing it. Tamaki, however, does. Tamaki x Haruhi ONESHOT.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Together by Jazyrha reviews
Let us spread our wings, let us fly. Fly high, high and I'll catch the sun. /KyouKao, though could be any pairing really/ /Poem!/ /Done for Shine's Unfinished Sentence Challenge/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Family Club by Insarai Arys reviews
A list of drabbles in for the family that is the Host Club. Strange family but family...First up is Mother Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
So Kiss Me by Kali Cephirot reviews
With Hunny Away, Mori isn't sure how to compensate................ HunnyxMori, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Jealousy by TipperKuu reviews
MoriHunny - A small drabble about Mori's feelings about Hunny and how Hunny's other best friend constantly gets in the way. Fluff
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Odds and Ends by Nid Hog reviews
An insight to the minds of the Ouran Host Club Members. Bunch of drabbles.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Plushie Revolution! by Renhi reviews
The Dialogue Challenge: UsaKuma. “For goodness sake, do we have to be here? I mean, seriously. EWW.” “Kuma. Shut up. It’s not like I want to be here and watch our owners have a make-out session. …And UGH, is he using tongue?” -crack-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
The Idiot Who Made Him Smile by Jazyrha reviews
If it took an idiot to make Kyouya smile, then, from the bottom of his heart, Tamaki loved being that idiot. /TamaKyou/ /Dedicated to jinta, parce qu'elle est une fille trés gentille./
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Diary of a King by Thousand Mornings reviews
The accounts of a king's everyday life in his reign of the host kingdom. Yes we suck at summaries. R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tamaki S.
Finding Me In You by OhMyGoshsickles reviews
It started out as mearly a comment, a comment thrown from such a distance that one could barely hear it. Kyouya Ohtori heard it though, and it was what he had heard that sparked this idea."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Merits of Love by Boyfrom0z reviews
Haruhi sees through Kyouya's mask to his hidden feelings for Tamaki. However, he's not the only host hiding his feelings. When best friends end up alone in the Third Music Room, hidden feelings start to be exposed.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fruits Basket Insaneness! by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
An extremely random, OOC fic where Akito likes Dairy Queen, Shigure is still perverted, and Kyo and Yuki sometimes don't try to kill eachother. Rated T because I can.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Sour Milk by La Petite Rose reviews
Could the fued finally be over? Kyo hopes so....
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
How To Be A Teacher's Pet by rebelliousangel94 reviews
Sasori has to teach Deidara a lesson about his behavior towards his elders. YAOI! LEMON! Don't like-Don't read. I was asked to incorporate a brick, apple, and school into this story by a friend. R&R. No flames! It's my first so be nice to it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fireworks at Midnight by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
AU of Episode 25/26. Tamaki is convinced to stay in Japan, but how else could it have played out? Tamaki/Kyouya, some slight Twincest. My first Ouran fic, so tell me what you think!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kyouya Ootori Has Many Secrets by cfleighe reviews
Kyouya Ootori seems to be extremely cold, stony, and silent. Tamaki Suoh has been the only one to break that shell, but what happens when Tamaki visits Kyouya in the middle of a crisis?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Rain by Arya Abandon reviews
Kyo hates the rain. What happens when there is a party and everyone stays over? And Kyo and Yuki share a bed? Well...Nothing. But what happens when the rumor of Kyo and Yuki being gay comes up? Everything! Pairings: Kyo Yuki, slight Haru Momiji...others..
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Rainy Season by ryuume reviews
In which Renge discovers that thunderstorms are one of the many things that fuels yaoi doujinshi and fangirlish screams. Kyouya/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Fork by taoueriT reviews
Honey, Mori, an empty music room and a fork. 380 words. HoneyMori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Morinozuka Gang by DeathFrost reviews
The Host Club plus leather equals trouble for Haruhi. Rating is for the host theme.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Wonders of the Female Persuasion by catharticdeficit reviews
Tamaki and Kyoya experiment on a little thing known as make-up. Crack.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sugar by webofdreams89 reviews
Sometimes we all feel like someone else. At least according to Haruhi. Slight Honey/Mori. Revised.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Otanjoubi by AhMa reviews
“Up. Now,” ordered Kaoru, standing and reaching for his school shirt. Hikaru stared at the pillow that had hit him in the face. His eyes widened. Sighing, he went over to Kaoru and embraced him.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Don't Forget the Hunny! by RaeRurounifan reviews
Chika decides to visit a member of the host club to find out if his view of his brother is wrong. He never expected to meet a couple of cross-dressers. Are all the host club aliens? Chika isn't so sure anymore, but he's glad his bro is the same. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
All of Your Love by kc creation reviews
Kyo was the only person Yuki knew, who could make him that nervous. kyoxyuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Facing Oz by RaeRurounifan reviews
Haruhi contemplates how the host club seems to scarily resemble characters in the Wizard of Oz. What happens when the Wizard leaves Oz? Does it disappear? And does Haruhi want it to disappear? Oneshot. Sort of KyouHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
A Fine Line by NextNothingNew reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate, and both boys know it so well. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Love and Marriage by The Spiffinator reviews
50 promps challenge from the SHINE Ouran Forums. Paring is KyouyaxTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Snow White by xYaoiGirlx reviews
[TohruYuujiro] The princesses have been promoting the newest event contest: a date with their choice of Snow White. And just where does Tohru keep disappearing off to? And why is he wearing normal school clothes the day the results are announced?
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K.
What's in a NickName? by ObsessiveOtakuChick reviews
TamaKyou Fluff Drabble. "Kyouya often wonders at the things that come out of Tamaki's mouth."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tamaki may be foolish, but Kyoya is a fool by mommyflaw reviews
But he also smiled because Kyoya was a bigger fool to never notice how he was the mom and Tamaki the dad, and for Tamaki it was the most obvious to saying ‘I love you’. SLASH, BoyLove, 25/100 Drabbles
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ouran Highschool ZOO Club: Duck, Duck, Penguin? by UmiHoshi reviews
The life of Kyouya Ohtori... Trough the eyes of a fluffy little penguin.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Truth Or Dare by SuouTamakiLover reviews
Tamaki has read a 'commoner' book, and inside it says how wonderful Truth or Dare is. As a result, the host club plays truth or dare...and Kyouya gets seduced.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ouran Oneshots! by Nannon-yay reviews
Give me a theme. I shall write a oneshot. Reviews are much appreciated! :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
OuSpot Special Report! by LingShiao reviews
Hey...Ever wondered what happens inside the 3rd Music Room when we're not there? Well, for the obscene price of 100,000,000 yen and one potato, I have bribed, er, bought these stories from Kyoya! Enjoy these embarassing outtakes! Various oneshots
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Five Hosts Haruhi Never Loved by SpiritualEnergy reviews
Five different perspectives, all ‘what-ifs’ and ‘maybes’ just around the corner. Haruhi & Five Hosts
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
One and One Makes Two by TheArc5 reviews
Sam meets Frodo for the first time, and Frodo learns a thing or two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Phone Call by MissaSolemnis reviews
He couldn't see clearly. His glasses were still in place though. "Neh, Kyouya..." Tamaki said his voice shaky. "Maro-chan grew an inch, you know."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Fang becomes a man! by honeyshoshana reviews
Fang looked into the mirror and gulped. This was it. The big day. Today was the day he would become a man! Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Newton's Third and Russell's First by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
While studying with Holmes, Russell gets a bit of a surprise... IMPORTANT: This fic is set somewhere between BEEK and MREG...to fully understand it, you have to pretend that this is the way they got together, not the dock scene...sorry if you're confused
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Learn to Read With the Furuba Cast! by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Need to brush up on your reading skills? Have Shigure and the gang teach y'all how to read. Rated T...um, because I rate my stuff T. Crackfic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Momo S., Kakeru M.
Wedding Drama by nalanna reviews
This one is an old one... how will the sohma gang an beyond react to Kyo and Tohru getting married...? Will they laugh or cry?I suck at summaries... and titles... : oh well, read and review anyway. Please? xx
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Quibbling Sanity by Melpomene melancholica reviews
another one of my dumping grounds for oneshots, drabbles, and inbetweens.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
nekozawa senpia diaries by LeaderofthePMHA reviews
soo...this is was neko chan is thinking about...lol
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - U. Nekozawa
Kiss, Kiss, Fall In Love? by Koya Saishoku reviews
Haruhi is the only girl in the Host Club. So what happens when the rest of the guys start to realize that this makes her different... in a very intriguing way? Haruhixjust about everyone. It's better than the summary, I promise. -Ongoing-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
On The Day It Became A Pumpkin by MissJuliet reviews
You had come and you changed us. But somehow, the relationships remained intact. And after the midnight has come, Cinderella will never turn into a princess. Kyouya's reflections. Implied shounen-ai. Tamaki/Kyouya; Hikaru/Kaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Any Ouran High School Story Requests? by FrozenRedRose reviews
any thing
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Definition by pathera reviews
They had never asked questions before, never defined it before. But one night Pippin wakes Merry to ask a very important question. "What are we, Merry?" Because Pippin needs to know. Slash, one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Thorns by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
The cast mulls over resident thorns in their sides. All one-sided pairings. Rated T...because I rate things T. Formerly known as Baka Neko?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Mondays by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
What DO Furuba characters do during their Mondays? Rated T because I can.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Stare by Jazyrha reviews
Once upon a time, there was a bear very different from the others. This bear didn't smile, but stared instead. Who was ever going to love such a weird bear? /A Kuma-chan Story. Plushie Angst./
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Put Away by FailingDemi reviews
Once upon a time, there was a bunny doll that was loved by a child. Love and happiness seemed like it would stay for a lifetime. But once upon a time, this child grew up. An Usa-chan story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Short Stem Loses by Chuken Hachiko reviews
It was Valentines Day at the Host Club. A rose stem breaks. A certain female host gets kissed. Inspired by Matt and Alleannah at lunch today!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Don't want you to Go by YaoiYaoiYeah reviews
Yujiro,Toru WAFFy Valentine Yaoi. Toru is moving out of the dorm? How should Yujiro deal with it? Happy Valentine to all.
Princess Princess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
My dirty little secret by aznricebowl232 reviews
While having a party at their manor, will Hikaru and Kaoru be able to keep their dirty hands off of each other? Parings,Twincest, TamakixHaruhi. Warnings Twincest,shouninai
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ripples in the Pond by Quantum Cat reviews
Throw a stone in an ocean and what happens? Ripples spread. Throw a stone in a pond and then what happens? Same thing, except this time, it goes as far as the edges of the water. Now why do I have to be right in the middle of it?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2008
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Dependable by Jaila Heyn reviews
Exhausted after a long training session, Hani only wants three things right now...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Tease by Jaila Heyn reviews
Short, sweet, but not all that innocent describes both this fic and Mori's impression of Hani having a special snack perfectly.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Only One by Jazyrha reviews
I am the only one in my world. That makes me God. Then why is it... that I cannot create heaven? Then why is it... that I am trapped inside this hell?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Haruhi's Motive by aznbabe3020202 reviews
totally different spin on Haruhi's character. my personal view on why she's so stupid! vote for who haruhi is going to get with! first fanfic! R&R! sorry in advance if anyone is OOC, but i did my best to keep them IC except 4 haruhi . xoxo
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
The Love Letter by Agatha-Pagatha reviews
The entire class is given a project to do they have to write a love letter! First kisses, evil plans, and many disruptions... KyoxTohru Lots of ShigurexAya included...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Taniguchi's GirlRating Doesn't Apply To Boys by halfeatenmoon reviews
Koizumi Itsuki takes Taniguchi aside for a friendly conversation about the way he treats girls, and Taniguchi realises, to his discomfort, that Itsuki understands him a little too well.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Itsuki K. - Complete
Headache by Kirsten.Vanessa reviews
Kyouya/Tamaki It's a hot day at Ouran and Kyoyua has a terrible headache. What will Tamaki do about it? Standalone
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Roses are Blue by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Kyouya x Tamaki. It had all been because of the twins, really, but Kyouya knew it was useless to lay blame on anyone specific for what had started that day. Even if it HAD started with a closet, and Tamaki fawning over him...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Northfarthing Rain by LeftOfWest reviews
Pippin gets the bright idea to go adventuring. A little rain in the Northfarthing is only the beginning. Prequest. Warning: Slash. Frodo & Sam and Merry & Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Selfish by instance reviews
They were all a little selfish, but none of them wanted to let her go. A story of how Haruhi spends her days after Ouran. Haruhi x Host Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Haruhi F.
Spring Cleaning by aznricebowl232 reviews
What happens when all the maids in the Hitachiin household have gotten food poisoning and the twins are forced to cleaning the house themselves? Trouble of HikaruXKaoru you should know me by now Warnings Twincest. boyxboy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Skirt by Alyssa in Wonderland reviews
It’s amazing how wearing something as simple as a skirt can bring two people together in the oddest sort of way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
The Vows We Make by mirai3k reviews
[because there are vows that lovers make and vows that others make] The last few days before the SuouFujioka wedding are made of sheer and utter chaos. Hikaru isn't helping. Kyouya is trying. And friendship has never been a more powerful word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Normally by Kyrian reviews
Normally, John Mandrake wouldn't let things like this happen. BartimaeusNathaniel REVISED
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
You can't molest me while I'm hosting by TalksToSelf reviews
Criminally short humorous exchange between the twins and Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Haruhi F.
Secret by Kewaresu1 reviews
Kyouya has a secret, and he accidently lets it slip. Kyouya x Tamaki may be a bit OOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
An Ouran Christmas Carol by Kai-chan Akiyama reviews
YAOI? The Host Club is putting on a play, Charles Dickens' A Chirstmas Carol. Kyoya takes the lead role as Scrooge to Haruhi's Cratchet, but don't be fooled. Mother doesn't have his eyes on Haruhi, he's after Father? KyouyaxTamaki. LEMON? CHAP 6 UP.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Confessions by Cindre reviews
Sam tells Frodo the truth. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Her Glass Sneakers by blissified reviews
The Host Club's favorite cross dresser as Cinderella? Kyouya muses on the impracticality of the glass slipper. Haruhi ponders upon the similarities. Fluff?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Fairness by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Fairness is less satisfying than it seems. A NathanielBartimaeus drabble.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Kiss by aussie girl1990 reviews
Haruhi wondered for a split second what it would be like to kiss the Shadow King. Oneshot, first try at a Host Club drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Dirty Tactics by TalksToSelf reviews
ONESHOT My take on the ending for episode 26, how it should have happened. Haruhi uses the dirtiest tactic a girl can, while in an airport dash for Tamaki... tears.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Tamaki's Rose by NekoRyuko reviews
We all know very well, that the romantic prince Tamaki can melt just about every woman's heart with his sweet, sincere, poetic words. So what would a poem written by Tamaki for his best friend look like? Romantic feelings implied. KyouyaxTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Snow and Flowers by SmashedObsidianSky reviews
Mori X Honey. Usually if Snow falls on a Flower the Flower will die, but with the help of summer the snow will melt. helping the flower to grow.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Do You Like Fairytales? by SharpCookies reviews
Kaoru, out of boredom, asks a questions. Haruhi answers. Now Kaoru finds out that maybe his carriage metaphor was wrong all along. [Kaoru Centered Drabble] [Rated K]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Kiss Kiss Fall In Love? by TalksToSelf reviews
A customer wonders aloud which host is the best kisser... and Haruhi ends up the guinea pig judge. HaruhixEveryone, though mainly HaruhixTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mother's Day by just call me Cappy reviews
Kyouya Ootori never thought much about his role as 'mother' of the Host Club. Until one special day, he decides to throw a little surprise for his unsuspecting 'family' members ... [Kyouya centric, with mild hints of TamaHaru]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Of Us by Literate reviews
I know I kissed him. My brother. My twin brother. Isn't that supposed to be taboo? A HikaXKao confession.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
86ft by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Symbolic dream sequence. Eightysix feet left to walk, eightysix years left to wait as the world passes you by. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Monopoly by Selfless Love reviews
Kyouya questions the amusement in playing commoner's games, and tries to understand what merits they receive.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
That's A Lie! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
A series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Neteryt by MoonlightDewz reviews
Ptolemy belongs to Bartimaeus. BartimaeusXPtolemy
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
Possibility by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Random fluff-filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH, oneshot, safety rating
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Holly S. - Complete
The Fraud Letter by FailingDemi reviews
And...WORD gets out that they're gay. The WORD came from a printed letter that explains their homosexual and incest relationship and their elopement. Too bad this is all a fraud. D: [Crack!] [Rated for 'implied to lemon' words][ONESHOT]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ice Cream by Strawberry Nya reviews
When Mikoto hears an interesting conversation behind closed doors, it makes him not want to eat icecream for a long, long time. meant to be slightly OOC, and crackish.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Gilded Smile by Manufactured Guidelines reviews
There were many layers to his smile. Plated with gold, the smile itself was the perfect display that could charm so many, so easily. But it never worked with that certain person...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Mushrooms by Selfless Love reviews
Kyouya discovers a new way to make money for the Host Club. No pairings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
What Needs Looking After by Westel reviews
Sam is growing up, but his Gaffer is having trouble recognizing it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Do I? by Rumace reviews
Everyone is at a vacation hotel. Near the beach. Everyone is asking weird questions. Kyou POV. Kyomaki. You know what that means... zomg guy on guy! No hardcore stuff, for you lemon fiends. Boo hoo, too bad, so sad. Haha.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Game by Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX reviews
This Halloween, Artemis is in for a little surprise and it all started with a simple game... [Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox Halloween Special!] Sorry for the delay!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Uneven by animefanxNaiomix reviews
Even if we’re uneven, Tamaki figured, we’ll always be together. Kyouya x Tamaki. Shounen ai. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
I Think I Love You by Saffy-chan reviews
When Kyouya finds Tamaki alone in his room crying the Shadow King knows something is wrong, but can he calm the Lord down long enough to figure out what it is? I suck at summaries so, R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Family Matters by Lucky Chan reviews
Ouran Love Theater, Suoh Family Drama. Wherein Haruhi cannot go to school because of a thunderstorm. SemiAU, crack galore.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Storm night by Lucy Holmes reviews
In Which Howl and Calcifer watch over Sophie’s sleep.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Someday by LiKe a dRuG reviews
Tamaki wants to do something Kyoya isn't ready for. But Kyoya is ready to get him a helmet for christmas. [Kyoumaki][seme!Kyoya although it misleads][yaoi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Four and a Half by thomthom830 reviews
[StephMorellific] An in between story. My first Stephanie Plum story. Please be kind and review. Disclaimer: I absolutely do not own any of Ms. Evanovich's characters, I'm just borrowing them.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Photographic Memories by Bundibird reviews
So Shigure got his wish...Hatori had bought him a camera to capture the 'Moment' on the way back from the lake. But now what happens when said camera is filled up, and the pictures are all developed? Sequel to 'Its a Kodak Moment.' ONESHOT KyoTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Kyo Sohma's Advice Column by Silvertears713 reviews
The title explains it all. Have questions or need advice? Well Kyo's your man, here you can ask him anything you want and he will gladly reply to you all. Thank you please read! Rated T for safety
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kyo S.
Eat Cake by blackdragonflower reviews
Friendship fluff. Takashi Morinozuka and Mitsukuni Haninozuka Hunny are quite good friends. Today Mori has a mysterious surprise for the cute Hunny and BunBun the rabbit. What does the Host Club members have up their richly made sleeves this time?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Nyctophilia by Cerberusia reviews
Akiracentric. 'Sometimes, at night, Akira creeps out of his bed, in search of something he doesn't know of, but wants anyway.'
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Akira S., Toru K. - Complete
Delusions by Viola Canina reviews
Kyouya is not gay. Really. ** Kyouya x Tamaki, Tamaki x Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ouran Host Club the Tank Engine by lepellier reviews
Bug Haruhi to do something while she's reading, and you might get something completely different than you expect.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Counting Backwards by JellyBubble reviews
Kyouya disapproves greatly of public displays of affection, so Tamaki has to find another way to show his love. Or convince him otherwise. Established relationship.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Gyspy Girl by penofjade reviews
In this oneshot, I redo another scene from Apprentice. This one is between Holmes and Russell when he goes on the hunt for the missing girl. What was his POV in this passage? Here's my take! Enjoy!
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
When Did It Happen? by penofjade reviews
What if we had been privy to Holmes's thoughts in that opening chapter to The Apprentice? This is my attempt to give an idea.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Time by Pyjamas reviews
Kyouya always gets what he wants, even if he does reluctantly have to wait for it. [Kyouya x Tamaki]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tamaki Loves You by Nannon-yay reviews
Oneshot, set to the song I luv u by the Ordinary Boys. Tamaki loves someone...but who is it?Tamakix?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Pulling Weeds by Oceans in Hand reviews
The Host Club weeds a garden. Tamaki thinks. Kyouya is shirtless. KyouyaTamaki, oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
My Dearest Russell by MeGoobie reviews
This collection focuses on the development of the Holmes and Russell relationship, especially during BEEK and MREG. They are a bit fluffy, but the serious will enjoy them as well.Recently chronologically organized! Be sure to search for the new stories!
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
Accepting Irony by Contrarian reviews
[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005
Birthday by rosiepops reviews
Daddy has a suprise for mummy, but why is mummy hiding? Written for my Twin and beta who gave me the prompt 'birthday' the result?...well see for yourself. Reviews loved, flames used to roast marshmellows :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
In Which Sophie Gets Sick by Miss Klutz reviews
Sophie gets sick, and doesn't want Howl to catch her fever. Oneshot, SophiexHowl. Read and Review!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
For You by rosiepops reviews
After a busy day in the Host Club, Kyouya and Tamaki are left behind to clean the room. Luckily, Tamaki has a suprise in store for Kyouya. Written by my friend specially for me, she asked me to put it up here. Reviews welcomed!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sweet Tooth by fullmetalwings reviews
Yaoi One Shot. Hunny gets a cavity, and Mori helps with the pain. Mori's point of view. This is my first fanfiction ever. I hope it is ok.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Scent and Sensibility by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Lockhart wants Snape to try out his hair potion. 731 words
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Fleece by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou's pride has always been a handicap in telling Tooru how he really feels. He finally decides to tell him but what happens when Tooru receives a mysterious package from Sayaka? [TooXYuu]
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Son of Laius by sciathan file reviews
[Kyouya centric, one shot] Contrary to popular belief, there is one thing that Kyouya Ootori fears.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
It's not my Fault! by arcanezenith reviews
Crash! All Characters belong to Bisco Hatori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
25 Things That Would Never Happen In Fruits Basket by Miss Princess Of Randomness reviews
The title really explains it all. So please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
My Koi by Kumorastar reviews
Tohru has a flashback to the day they shared their first kiss
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Opportune Moment by Macey Muse reviews
Kyouya is not ticklish. Not at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ruled by Our Dueling Perspectives by Kali Cephirot reviews
Only Renge could've thought that it was a good idea to give Tamaki the chance to disguise himself as Lancelot. [KyouyaxTamaki. FINISHED.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fangirl Phermones: Piano lessons by fangirlqueen reviews
What started off as a piano lesson turns into something with a limey zing. Might be the first of a series...you decide. DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN OHSHC R&R PLEASE
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Dumbstruck by PotatoBeliever reviews
Has Kyouya ever been lost for words? ONESHOT OOCness from Kyouya...Stupid story. read it at your own risk. review if you want.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The morning after my leg was touched up! by Nannon-yay reviews
It's the morning after the drunken truth or dare game. Why is Kyouya in Tamaki's room... in his bed? And what's that attaching him to the bed post?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Homeless pervert who touched up my leg by Nannon-yay reviews
Tamaki buys a bottle off a homeless person believeing it has magical powers but the whole club ends up getting drunk and playing spin the bottle truth or dare. Tamakix? Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Playing House by Cotton Picker reviews
The 'mother' and 'father' of the host club share a sweet moment alone in the third music room. Minor shounen ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Fifty Facets of a Little Thing by Tristifico reviews
A sentence to remember each facet of the diamond that is their relationship. TamakiKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Bits of books that always get left out IV by I-love-Gollum reviews
How the FrodoSam rumor got started...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Alibi by theifThornsofNirvanatheif reviews
Tam and Kyo slash
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Beach by soda-denial reviews
Kyouya/Tamaki. Daddy begs Mommy to go to the beach on a 'honeymoon.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Your child is too obsessed with Fruits Basket when by fullmetalotaku347 reviews
Based on David Letterman's Top Ten list. I present my FIRST creation.You know your child is too obsessed with Fruits Basket when...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Love Note by sciathan file reviews
[Cracktastic parody of Death Note] When Tamaki finds what appears to be a lost notebook, a bored cupid offers him a chance to be... the god of love? And, with Tamaki in charge, relationships have never been so crazy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Tamaki S.
Behind Dark Eyes by whyzkyd reviews
Ranger takes a trip down memory lane. Spoiler warning: A POV of sorts where each chapter represents a different book.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2007
Excerpt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He couldn't see the demon speaking, held as he was, but he could feel the words as they reverberating through its throat and chest: “Free me NOW.” [A rewriten excerpt of pages 317 through 320 of AoS. BartxNat. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The fact that he had a question wasn't surprising... when didn't Ptolemy have a question? No, it was the question itself that shocked Bartimaeus to his essence filled core: Rekhyt, do djinn feel love? [BartimaeusxPtolemy. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Nether Place by MaStEr-WoLfIe reviews
Bartimaeus is summoned to find that he must gather all his loved ones, one of them whom has become a djinn...but why?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2007
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Driven to Distraction by Ali44 reviews
the title says it all really :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Thorn by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Nathaniel was a thorn in Bartimaeus' side. But now that he is dead, now that the thorn is gone, the resulting wound is free to fester and ooze and bleed... [BartimaeusxNathaniel with hints of BartimaeusxPtolemy.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Statuesque by Bri-chan reviews
Everyone who knew him thought he was static and cold, like a statue, hard to the touch. [KyouyaTamaki]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Long Way From Sanity by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Command by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
I couldn't believe what I was reading. Nathaniel trusted me. Sure, there were the normal commands, the summonning, and all that other ritualistic rubbish but the trust was there. And that scared me the most.[NathanielBartimaeus][oneshot][PG spoilers]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Only More Stupid by mellish reviews
Ootori Kyoya is not particularly fond of idiots, but there are always exceptions. Oneshot, Tamaki and Kyoya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Love Sleep by GreenBinderGirl reviews
[Kyouya x Tamaki] Tamaki falls asleep while studying. Maybe Mom should wake him up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fools in Love by wafledreams reviews
Tamaki was afraid he wouldn’t realize. [TamaXKyou]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Wrestling by SakuraBlossomQuiet1 reviews
Haruhi feins innocence. Just a little ficlet, it won't take long. TamaKyou
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Party Planning by surestsmile reviews
Kyouya's little hints towards a party theme do not always go as planned. [Prompt: The Golden Apple]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
What a Drag by Lonicera Japonica reviews
This is what happened in episode nine before Haruhi and the Lobelia girls got to the third music room. Includes an explanation for Mori's feathery thing and tambourine. Yes, I aplogzie for the title. [TamakiKyouya]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Why is it my Fault? by hiki-is-doomed reviews
Kyoya stopped calling Tamaki 'Daddy'.The blond is a bit upset about it and demanded to know the reason. Till he guessed it out right in detailed descriptions that made Kyoya blush in embarassment.Lemon implied.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Warmth by Fading Grace reviews
Hatori is thinking, and then he gets a surprise visit from Shigure and Ayame. Friendship.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
The Kiss Said It All by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Games sometimes go too far. KyoyaxTamaki slash. Oneshot. Please review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Merry and Pippin's Coffee Songs by Atarah Derek reviews
Adapted from the original hobbit drinking songs. Enjoy with a venti java chip frappe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Notebook Mystery by Emo.Duckling reviews
Hikaru, Haruhi, Tamaki and Kaoru try to figure out what's in Kyouya's notebook. Slight slash and fluffiness
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Frosted Hearts by Invader Sah reviews
Bartimaeus finds himself struggling with the feelings he has only felt for one other person before. Because there's just not enough BartimaeusXNathaniel stories out there. FINISHED!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Date me by sixbynine reviews
Kyouya has a 'great idea'. Tamakis clumsyness leads to unexpected consequences Request fic for susumichan okay i'm really sorry for the layout when their names are written down on the boards it supposed to be in a table but the site mangled it
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Episode 9 by SY-chwan reviews
Changing room fluff. TamakiKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Just Keep Your Doors Open by Deetra TaFoy reviews
Closed doors lead to 'Three's Company' style misunderstandings... Sorta TamaKyou. T for suggestiveness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
What if by Vampkin reviews
In volume three on the beach. What if instead of laughing and getting off, Kyoya proved that he did have something to merit. KyoyaxHaruhi My first fanfic so go easy on me, also, what the heck is a flame this doesn't mean I want one
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Expected Melancholy by SY-chwan reviews
Honey and Mori were lucky, they knew their feelings were mutual and will always be as such. But with Tamaki…Kyouya thought, things were a little different. [TamakiKyouya]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Five Men Fujioka Haruhi Didn't Kiss by Sophia Prester reviews
...and one she did. Six possible scenarios for six different kisses.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Kyouya Boredom Fic by kekame reviews
Kyouya takes over the world. Crack.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Morning After by Smudge the rat reviews
When did Crowley become addicted? A series of mornings after from different periods in history. AziraphaleCrowley slash, plus mild violence.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
For His Own Good by artemis-nz reviews
Shigure is always there for Hatori, whether the doctor wants him to be or not. Vague Shigure/Hatori.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
Asleep by Fading Grace reviews
Kyouya and Tamaki stay late and end up spending the night at school. Kyouya watches Tamaki sleep. I suppose KT? Maybe... This one is hard to summarize. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
True Love Quiz by Fading Grace reviews
Tamaki takes a magazine quiz about true love. A conversation between Tamaki and Kyouya ensues. VeryCute!Tamaki alert. Innocently TK, oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Play the game of love by RavenToriBlack reviews
Twincest love! Humour...I wrote it up pretty quickly and haven't really checked it so if there are mistakes let me know! . The twins come up with a game but it kinda comes back to bite them in the butt!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Without a Map by Vialana reviews
Kyouya/Tamaki :: Kyouya’s relationship with Tamaki made no sense. That’s why he liked it so much.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tide Pools by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wasn't sure why he was there... what he was looking for, if anything. But what he found was more than he expected... even if he wouldn't realize it until much later. [Edward's PoV. PreTwilight fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
The Mushroom Corner by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
A short drabble I wrote about Tamaki's talent for growing mushrooms.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
For You, I Will by Rochelle the Echidna reviews
Kyouya often wondered how he found himself in situations like these... takes place right before the end of episode 9, because, c'mon, who HASN'T wondered about the end of that episode?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Like a Married Couple by savifa reviews
Words that had not been made to say were said and the blond only noticed this error when curious gray eyes met his soft violet gaze.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Inadequacy by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
Kyouya might be extraordinarily talented, but there's one thing he can't do...wrap presents. Some light TamakiKyouya fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Baby, it's Cold Outside by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
Kyouya isn't as much of a scrooge as others would expect him to be. A scene between Tamaki and Kyouya during the Christmas holidays. Shounen ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Christmas Morning by Neko-Chan in Wonderland reviews
[Xmas Oneshot] A certain brunette and carrot top wake up Christmas morning. There's a little surprise inside! Kyoru and hinted Yuchi.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Unravel At The Seams by PDOTL reviews
...and the giant arrow of overprotective older brotherness came over him. Hunny frowned slightly and watched as Satoshi hugged and nuzzled Chika like Tamaki sometimes did to Kyouya. “Takashi! Get Satoshi off Chika chan. Oneshot. SatoshixChika, shounan ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Touche by aviatrix8 reviews
Kyoya and Tamaki make some personal observations about each other.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Cookie Goodness by Mochan4242 reviews
YAOI ALERT! Tamaki is trying out some new cosplay while Kyouya is complaining about the snack bill. Tamaki will make Kyouya forget all about the bill, with some cookies! There's some kissing in this, but nothing else. XDAnd seriously people, if you don't
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Turnabout by The Dream Whisperer reviews
In which Kyouya is a tease, much to Tamaki’s chagrin. But two can play a game, can’t they? TamakiKyouya, with creative uses of phallic objects.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Yin and Yang by The Dream Whisperer reviews
“Kyouya thought that if he ever loved a person, it would be Tamaki.” Kyouya's POV. Introspective with very slight TamakiKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sick Day by MagickSennyo reviews
Tama isn't feeling well...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Mr Independant by MagickSennyo reviews
Too much Kelly Clarkson..
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Kyouya's Notebook by MagickSennyo reviews
Ever wonder what is written in there? Tamaki does.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kyouya's Mistake by MagickSennyo reviews
Maybe alcohol had been a bad idea...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Simple Simplicity by Catrina reviews
Tamaki has a question that he has been wanting to ask Kyouya. Pairing Kyouya and Tamaki Takes place after episode 26.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
I Love You Back by MagickSennyo reviews
Tamaki wants Kyouya to say it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Dreams by MagickSennyo reviews
Tamaki has a reocurring dream...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Moving Forward by MagickSennyo reviews
Kyouya makes a lifealtering decision.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Unsure by nessi reviews
Kyoya is never sure of what he's doing when alone with Tamaki. Supposed to be cute and fluffy but something happened in the middle. [TamakiKyoya]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
May Be Habit Forming by Madame Butterfly reviews
It's Tamaki's turn to do some careful observation.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Defenseless by nessi reviews
Kyoya explains Tamaki why the Host Club should be only for girls. [KyoyaTamaki]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fallen by Alyssa Keserra reviews
Short and Fluffy. Kyouya x Tamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Demon King by Smex Lemur reviews
An intelligent man would know that he should never wake up Kyoya. Unfortunately, Tamaki is not an intelligent man... Drabble, KyoyaTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fun With the Teacher by merissala reviews
based on South Park.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
IMPACT by lighter-kun reviews
[ kyouya x tamaki ] host club's got a new attraction.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Sometimes by noodle-ness reviews
[Kyoya x Tamaki] Sometimes, Kyoya finds it hard to believe. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
The Wrong Impression by alextfish reviews
A quick little The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi oneshot for you all. The twist is, it has three scenes, but in true Haruhi style, they're not in chronological order!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Good Night by nessi reviews
Tamaki looked at the floor again, hair covering his eyes. “I don’t want to be alone.” [KyoyaTamaki]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Merry Dearest by crazyEllie reviews
Pippin murmured in his sleep, something about man sized pints and pint sized men and groggily shifted to a more comfortable position. Merry, who was still lying on his mattress, as of yet not able to find the realms of sleep as he eyed the younger hobbit
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Saying 'No' by dragonfly-affinity reviews
KyoTama MomDad. A little fic about why Kyouya can never say 'no' and stick to it XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Cream and Devotion by Loise reviews
Mori and Hunny, their relationship through the eyes of Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Creative Management by may flyer reviews
Kyouya should know better than to make out with anyone in the music room.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Mannerisms by TaintedWolf reviews
Hunny loves everything about Takashi. [MorixHunny]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Bedtime Stories by rabbitsix reviews
Once upon a time, there was a lonely king. Kyouya is inclined to believe fairy tales. Implied TxK, you won't find what you're not looking for.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Waterland by redex reviews
MoriHani. In the bath, Hunny gives way to a few fears. And what is this mysterious figure in the shadows!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Sunshine by redex reviews
MoriHani. Waiting for Takashi behind the Kendo dojo, Hunny had fallen asleep.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Rainy Day Sleeptime by redex reviews
MoriHani. On rainy days, Mitsukuni got pouty and sulking and it was Takashi's job to deal with it. Fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A little Piece of insanity by The Black Gryphon reviews
[oneshot? Possible continuation] Life was like a chess game, unpredictable sometimes, controlable the next. kyouyaharuhi, one sided hikaruharuhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Just A Lie by nikki23nishi reviews
OneShot What if Hunny and Mori's excuse for being so close was taken away? Light YaoiShonenAi HunnyxMori OneShot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Ducks of Randomness by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Inspired by a random chat with two friends, this fic makes no sense and has topics flying around the place like a sausage in the breeze. Very, VERY random. Kyo, Haru and Shigure are main characters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Fluctuations in Data by Bob Everett reviews
Kyon and Haruhi alone in the club room. KH
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Hatori and Ayame Reveal SECRETS! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
A oneshot, featuring Hatori and Ayame. Ayame decides to rant for a while about pickles and dancing chopsticks. Then Hatori and Ayame reveal some secrets. Kyo and Yuki get killed. Everyone dances. Funny.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hatori S., Ayame S. - Complete
A Misinterpreted Escapade of Randomness by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Shigure's house has a habit of slipping into a warped world of insanity, where an indescribable force pulls his home into a spiral of randomness. How do the inhabitants take it? Quite randomly, I presume! FUNNY! [On Haitus]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006
Puff the Tragic Dragon by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Hatori. You all know him to be strict, cold and rational. Well, maybe now you will think twice when you speak about this seahorse dude nicely...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Hatori S. - Complete
I wish I had an Angel by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
A KyoxTohru centric songfic, featuring my favourite song. Personally, I think this is the best songfic I have done so far.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Something Old, New, Borrowed and Blue by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Wedding bliss is here as Saki is planning for her wedding! But it seems that she has forgotten the old tale when it comes to marriage... Very cute and funny!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Saki H., Kazuma S. - Complete
Please Don't Feed the Animals by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Tohru and the Sohma's go to the zoo on a snowy day in Winter. But all does not go to plan as the Sohma's get followed, attacked and mauled by their animal counterparts! Very funny and cute.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Tohru H. - Complete
On Shifting Tenses by Kerowyn reviews
I do not know if Russell ever intended it to be read by any but herself... A chemistry accident sends Russell back in time thirty years. What will she do when confronted with the man who will be her husband? Set between MREG and LETT
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,076 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
When You're Big by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Remember that song from Land Before Time? I turned it into a FB songfic! Yay! Very cute, with all your favourite kiddie past times from Fruits Basket. How special.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Luc Court reviews
A Kyoya short. Set during Vol 3. Kyoya thinks about Haruhi, and what it means to have natural charm.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Golf Clubs and Knocks to the Head by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Ritsu comes for a visit and has a present for Shigure, which will definately come in handy...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Ritsu S., Shigure S. - Complete
Breasts, Oh Wonderful, Breasts! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Naughty Shigure and his thoughts on what makes woman great. They're boobs! Rating for the breast bouncing goodness and the pervertedness of our favourite dog. Funny!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
With you, There is no such thing as Loneliness by Kyoru-KiTTy-ArTist reviews
Tohru has just signed on to her new screen name, and someone keeps IMing her. How many secrets will spill in their conversation? Why isnt this IMer telling her who they are? ONESHOT and if u cant guess the pairing by their screen names...that's just sad.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Sweeter Summer by rubydreamer reviews
Takes place after the quest is over, before Frodo leaves. Sam wants to ask Rosie permission to court her, but he is discouraged by the fact that he can't kiss. Can Frodo assist? What will become of the lessons?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Intercalary Chapter by Kerowyn reviews
Short oneshot set in the middle of GAME. What was Russell thinking when she got her hair cut?
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Nomination by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A silly little filk of the first book to remind you all of the approaching deadline for the Orion Nominations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006
Stuck outside by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
SF SLASH 'It was cold. It was dark. It was wet. It was the sort of night you wanted to spend indoors next to the fire and with a cup of tea.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Ten minutes by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
SF SLASH 'Ten minutes since you woke up in bed.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
High by Culumacilinte reviews
Merry and Pippin make good use of the Old Toby they find in the wreckage of Isengard. A short, fluffy, ficlet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
One Fine Winter's Day by Calliope Foster reviews
Taking place in the early days of Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin, they come up with a game very similar to one we know and love today! R&R and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Into Port by Kerowyn reviews
A chance meeting at the San Francisco harbour proves memorable. Oneshot based on excerpts from Locked Rooms.
Laurie R. King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
He sleeps by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
MP FS SLASH. 2 drabbles on the 4 Hobbits sleeping
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Why Sleepst Thou Crowley? by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Crowley delights in a good nap, while Aziraphale prefers dithering in his shop. But when the angel gets curious, can the demon tempt him to sleep? Aziraphale x Crowley. It's back! NEW CHAPTER!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Frodo Versus The Shire by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo must defend his love for Sam (slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Clever Thief by Kerowyn reviews
Sequel to A Hard Day's Night. Aurora Harland is a retired thief. Sherlock Holmes is, well, Sherlock Holmes. The two unlikely partners find themselves in the 21st century. A convict had escaped & Aurora's past drops in for an unwelcome visit.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
Snowstorm by Ivory-Bride reviews
Snowstorms in the Shire are the best times for tweenagers. A story of mittens, snowball fights, and harmless flirting. Warning: FrodoSam slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Mistletoe by Blue Tears reviews
Holiday One Shot Fic: Hobbits and mistletoe…hmmm?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Whispers To The Dark by foreverjaded reviews
Sam makes a confession to Frodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Letter to the Editor by March Hare reviews
Holmes & Company take matters into their own hands... hilarity ensues.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
The Demarcier Diaries by Estriel reviews
Evelyn Demarcier is a lady with a secret. But is she as innocent as she seems? Riddles and clues lead the great detective to the conclusion...C7 up!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003
The Irregulars : Summer Break by Kerowyn reviews
Just an ordinary London punk rock band, with ordinary college students trying to pay the rent. Ordinary students named Holmes, Watson, and Moriarty. A car theft ring is robbing London blind, and only Holmes and Watson can stop them.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Complete
The Fairest by Cantaria reviews
In which Frodo despairs over certain physical attributes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Hard Day's Night by Kerowyn reviews
Aurora Harland and Sherlock Holmes, unlikely partners, thief and dectective, reunite to solve a kidnapping. But when kidnapping turns to murder, and another young woman disappears, the plot takes a dangerous twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Words Lost in the Dark by FallenAngelZoey reviews
PWP I wrote for Valentines day, Merry realizes his true feelings for Pip yet only the dark hears his words
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Much Madness is Divinest Sense by March Hare reviews
A strange patient with an outrageous claim is committed to St. Jude's Sanitarium. Could his claims possibly be true, or is he truly insane??
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2003
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style by Nyghtvision reviews
Old fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2003
To Catch A Thief by Kerowyn reviews
When the 19th century detective and a 21st century thief get caught up in a plot to steal the Crown Jewels... well, you'll just have to find out.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Complete
Happy Hobbits and Magic Mushrooms by Moonfire reviews
Who knew that breakfast in the Shire could be so enlightening?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Irregulars : The Five Paintings by Kerowyn reviews
Alexander Holmes and Solei Watson on on the trail of a strange criminal, in a plot that is suspeciously similar to The Adventure of the Six Napoleons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Summer Morning by Restina Lovebug reviews
Both Sam and Frodo discover new feelings. Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Love by T. Baggins reviews
Frodo loves Sam. Various POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Relative Folk by Lady Jaida reviews
Merry and Pippin beneath the stars, a little bit tipsy, a little bit cuddly. There is no plot, but it's fluffy. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Irregulars by Kerowyn reviews
With a name like The Irregulars and members like Holmes, Watson and Moriarty, things are bound to get interesting for this London band. Rated for mild violence and language. Please rr!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Complete
~Spin the Hobbit~ by Pointy-Eared Bowtwanger reviews
*Mild slash* Very silly stuff.......
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
Little piece of hobbit fluff..... by Pointy-Eared Bowtwanger reviews
*mild slash* little bit of hobbit fluff that i wrote for my dear gimplike cousin, cos i owe her pretty things... she has pms and a gun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
A Rude Awakening by Random Dent reviews
*Hobbitslash* Silly - Frodo awakes once more in Rivendell...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Scandal in the Shire by Random Dent reviews
*SLASH - Frodo/Sam* An alternative beginning to Lotr, rather than an alternative ending...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Helpless by Mahtalie reviews
Aragorn observes Sam's anguish as Frodo lies ill in Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
The Winter Fire by Kouzuka Haruomi reviews
Hatori slammed the door at Shigure's face when the guy attempted on giving him Valentine chocolates. How does the normally self composed happygolucky guy react to it? shounen aiwaff [HatoriShigure]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
Understanding by Alizarine reviews
*slash* An after dinner stroll through the park, a kissing couple, and a demon who's been around the block a few times make Aziraphale wonder what the big deal is about sex, anyway.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2002
Twisted by Alizarine reviews
A Crowley stream-of-consciousness fic, in which he thinks about his angel and tries to convince himself that he's not going crazy... *C/A Slash*
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2002
Confessional by Niteshayde reviews
Aziraphale confesses to no one in particular, but of course Crowley shows up at the worst (best?) possible time.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2002
Breaking the silence by eretria reviews
. . . Gandalf had told him to take care of the Ring Bearer. But what now? He felt the lack of closeness beginning to gnaw at him . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
fautuus -tasteless- by Ferrum reviews
Something has changed... PG for yaoi content. Shigure x Hatori.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2001
The puzzling affair of Baker street comprehensive by clarrie reviews
new chapter added- I couldn't sleep, someone on a mailing list made a joke. Basically this is Holmes, Watson, Russell et all in a modern UK 'high' school. Deeply silly, and reassuringly unromantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2001 - Published: 4/18/2001
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Two Knocks reviews
After each episode there are things we miss. Lets follow the blogger and his friend in their time between shots. Romance and slash shall ensue. SH/JW. This was partially inspired by The Marry Russell books.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Pillar reviews
Haruhi forgot her contacts. Lets see what the Host Club will do about that, if they notice... Next chap about blury glasses. Pleas tell me if I spelled something wrong. Sort of, kind of HuniXMori, HaruhiX Hosts-Huni&Mori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Haruhi F.
42Usa reviews
What if Huni really WAS and alien?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
What's That Usachan? reviews
Is Hunni an alien? Does Usa-chan talk to him? Find out by reading! By the way spell check doesn't like me so be for worned. Please tell me if I got any spelling or grammer rong, K? Thanks!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Kat Kards reviews
Kan kats play kards while high on Katnip? Yes? No? Maybe? Read to find out!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007
Howelloween reviews
I think the tital explans it's self... Just a one shot. Please tell me if I need to change the spelling on anything! :p Howells moving castle fic.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Artie and Foaly Moments reviews
What happens when were not looking between the books... Sorry, I think I listed it as complete. Please tell me about any spelling mistakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Foaly
The Russle Colection reviews
Just some random short storys... The first is about missing spectacles...Its humer and tragidy in the sence that some storys end happily and others do not. Please tell me if I spelled something rong!
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007