Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
LOCATION: Harker Heights, Texas
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
-Dance like no ones watching Sing like no ones listening
-Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay.
Being mature is overrated."
Being weird is like being normal only better.
I see regular people!
“I’m not clumsy…the floor just likes it when I visit him.”
“Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls.”
If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it.
Smile . . . it confuses people
"Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown." (Bill Cosby)
"Alice ,please, I like me just the way I am and so does Edward. Bella, Edward would love you even
if you had webbed feet, a tail, and looked like Elmo! Now stop complaining and come here!"
"Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but you cant help but smile when you push them down the stairs."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of three of your best friends. If they're okay, then its you.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help, if you stood there and said "BANG" you wouldn't kill many people.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling from it.
It's true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what were missing until we get it.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
I'm not a game so don't play.
My heart is not a playground.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.