Madame Hatter
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Joined 11-18-01, id: 128483, Profile Updated: 11-24-12
Author has written 20 stories for Outsiders, Cats, Wicked, Inuyasha, RENT, Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Who I am, professionally: A broke, aspiring social entrepreneur in the field of nonprofit management and leadership development.

Who I am, personally: A broke, emotionally-drained first born with an incredible set of friends.

Who I am, anatomically: A female [human being].

Who I am, figuratively: A ship with no destination sailing into the horizon.

Who I am, philosophically: A Stoic.

Who I am, anthropologically: The Mayan civilization.

Who I am, gynecologically: Screwed.

Who I am, currently: An Avatard. Shamefully.

Who I pretend to be: Jessica Alba.

Who I aspire to be: Joan of Arc.

Who I would hate to be: M. Night Shyamalan.

Who I will probably end up as: Oprah.

New Story: Cake and Egg Plants, drabbles, Toph attempts to understand the phenomenon that is Zutara. Humor. I dare you to laugh. One-shot for now.

Current Story: The Badgerfrog Kiss, an Avatar fic, ZukoxToph or Toko, as they so appropriately named it. Bonus chapter is up. COMPLETE.

Recommendation: Pen Pals by Decidedly Odd. Another Toko fic that is destined for greatness. If only she would update it.

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Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The King's Wedding Night & Other Minor Disasters by Philippa reviews
A collection of missing scenes for the Queen's Thief series.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
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The Badgerfrog Kiss reviews
Four years later, Toph finally gets her life-changing field trip with Zuko. A series of sentimental drabbles and scenes with my two favorite characters. UPDATE: BONUS CHAPTER is up! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,542 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Cake and Egg Plants reviews
Toph attempts to understand the phenomenon that is Zutara. Everyone else gets it. Why can't she? Drabbles to make you smile. One-shot for now. Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Toph - Complete
I Am Of Two Worlds reviews
After entering the Time Dragon Clock, Elphaba travels to the 21st century where a life is already waiting for her and Fiyero. Meanwhile, Glinda has married the new Emperor, but finds that a new enemy is arising. Full summary inside. Incomplete, for now.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Still in the Dark reviews
PostRent. Mark & Maureen thought they finally got their happy ending, but when a past secret resurfaces, they realize they're still in the dark. And though both have changed, is it enough to stay together? A sequel to I Should Tell You. Incomplete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,449 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Maureen J., Mark C.
My Pet Has Magical Powers, What About Yours? reviews
Owning a dog isn't quite the same as owning a Phoenix or an owl or an Animagus. It's a bit more interesting. Drabbles about first pets. Just for smiles. First up is Albus and Fawkes: “And what happens when you die a billion times?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009
The Game reviews
One-shot. Elphaba runs away once again. This time the chase directs her to cross paths with two people carrying heavy burdens and a hole in their hearts only Elphaba can fill. Subtle Avaric and Elphaba pairing. Please read and review!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Elphaba T., Avaric - Complete
The Well Hungarians Remember April reviews
One-shot. The fall of the Well Hungarians was due to the death of one of their biggest fans. A different & slightly twisted take on April's suicide and a closer look at the people who cared about her most. Told from different points of view, mostly Roger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Roger D., April E. - Complete
Hometown Glory reviews
Still homeless and destroyed by Gordon's death, Steve moves back to the Alphabet City to find hope. Instead he finds Mimi, after dropping out of Rehab, dying. He vows to take care of her and learns to forgive himself for letting Gordon go. Incomplete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Steve, Mimi M.
Feel My Love reviews
One-shot. Maureen must confess that she's in love with Joanne and has to break up with Mark, but she can't help but reflect on her own experiences of heartache. "It has to be Mark's heart because there's nothing of mine left to break." Back after hiatus
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Maureen J. - Complete
Gordon Reed's Memoirs reviews
Everyone has a story to tell in Rent. This one tells of a hopeful illustrator who learns that the end is not necessarily when the light diminishes at the close of the tunnnel. This is Gordon's perspective and his take of being a victim of AIDS. Incomplete
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Gordon, Angel D.
A Little Well, Complicated reviews
Everything Elphaba claimed she would do, she has done with Glinda beside in every step. The Wizard is defeated, things couldn't possibly be better. The only problem is she's still in love with Fiyero. Full summary inside. Incomplete.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
The Feline of Cat Scratch reviews
preRENT oneshot. The Feline is back with a new number, and Roger wants to drag Mark to see it. Mark humiliation and the truth about the Feline.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
My Last, Maureen reviews
preRENT. Oneshot. While Collins struggles to find love and discovers a whole new side to him, Maureen comes into his life. CollinsMaureen. You know my twists.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Maureen J. - Complete
Because You Are So Beautiful reviews
The story of Boq. What if there was a hidden romance between Boq and Nessarose? The story that reveals all. Incomplete, for now.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,253 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005
Love Heals reviews
The Bohemians have created a new life for themselves. They've buried the past, but can they keep it buried from their kids? A totally different angle. Come see if you'll love it. Incomplete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005
Wandering Child reviews
In ALW Phantom of the Opera, what happens when InuYasha is upstaged by Sesshoumaru in the limelight and behind the curtains as they fight for the love of the theatre's rising star? Rated M for violence and language. On hiatus.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,400 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Ultimate Price reviews
[postRent] Oneshot. Mark is spotted hanging on life's thread, blood gauging through pricks of his skin. Reactions are unbearable, and we learn more about how important he was to everyone [please read and review] Roger's POV
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Forget Regret reviews
postrent Oneshot. Ten years or so later. Roger struggles to figure out where everything went wrong now that they all had broken up. Everyone's left him, Mark, Mimi... until a secret video tape draws him back.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Greaser Girl Danny reviews
A recreation on the Outsiders, only with one added character from her point of view A Greaser Girl. Incomplete.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 5/11/2002
Songs Featuring More Jellicles reviews
Songs that maybe could have been in Cats, if they were really lenient, and sympathetic. My first featuring a song for Etcetera! and many more to come plz read, review, and request!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2004