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Joined 05-24-07, id: 1285029, Profile Updated: 04-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Oh. Hi.

I'm one of the wonderful Flying Llamas that you've never heard about but will some day meet.

Not really, of course.

Name: Sel will serve my purposes.

Age:Not of your concern.

Likes: Sweet stuff, debating, writing.

Dislikes: Drama queens.

Excuses:None currently. I feel I do not owe an explanation for Maroon and Opportunist. As Monty Python says, "And now for something entirely different."

Accounts: I have one other account here on fanfiction. However, it is for pokemon crap. Find it if you can.

That's all for now folks.

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Deceitful Wings (discontinued, being remade) by I Am SomeoneI Am No One reviews
There will be blood on FullMoon Island. That was Uxie's prediction. Darkrai comes to Cresselia's island to find blood, but she entrusted him with something dear one fateful night five weeks eariler...LunarEclipseShipping, M for safety. Warnings are inside
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,804 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia
Your Bandaged Kunoichi by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
Newly improved, Sakura begins to remember forgotton memories of Itachi and is abducted by the Akatsuki soon she finds she cant escape or that she doesnt want to. Time after time Sakura cant help but wonder will Itachi give her a new scar or a mended heart
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,042 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Damaged by moonlitXkunoichi reviews
Sequel to Betraying Sasuke. It's been six months since Sakura has seen Itachi and she'd do anything to forget him, but will she feel the same when she sees him after so long? Itasaku fluff ensues. WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Day Dreamer by cannibal-peach reviews
DeidaraXSakura Sakura learns that artists do the most unexpected things. And that they can be nerve racking. Life takes the most unexpected turns, either way is hardship. What a pain. :3 rated T for swearing, gore and adult situations DeiSaku BEING EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
To Never Lose by Reverse Gravity reviews
When sneaking into places you best make sure you can sneak out. Deidara chuckled... Sakura has taken a 180 turn in personality, living with a deathwish and killing without a soul. Not only are the Akatsuki after her, she’s after them too. Itasaku. AUish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,708 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
My Name is Sakura by Sleepless Dream reviews
Sasori loves his dolls but something is empty in his life. He wants something real, something living and he might just find what he's looking for in a perfect little pink haired girl. But will things be so perfect after all?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,553 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Escapism by V. Kirimi reviews
100 Theme Challenge AkatSaku Young Sakura is their only means of escape, and each passing moment she has with them is a memory she will always cherish. Updated! 31 through 40 sentences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H.
Akatsuki Week, Saturday by red champagne reviews
Saturday: Storm "It's not gonna kill you, you know." "Screw you." hidasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Leave me alone! by LostBionicChild reviews
Zexion goes to the library to find Namine there. Angstiness read and find out! :D Intended NamineXZexion I suck at titles and summaries XP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete
Dance with me tonight by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
Tsunade didn't feel like going, Pein didn't feel like going. Two kindred souls, one compromising situation, a song that describes it all. They couldn't help but do as the songs said: Dance. Itachi/Sakura, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mine! by SilverUmbra reviews
Due to Palkia's incompetence with his powers, Darkrai and Cresselia are sent to the Happy Dimension, where everyone is, well, happy. Now they've got to work together to get back home... but that's easier said than done...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Warlords Fall the Hardest by HoukouNoSuno reviews
He dully realized he had only ever kissed her mouth, something he had an abrupt urge to change. Major SuiKa. :On hiatus till school lets out:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Impossible Love by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[AU][DeiSaku] Sakura, age 14, is unpopular and only has a couple of friends. She never had a boyfriend and believes she’s a love failure. Deidara, age 21, just moved in into the city Konoha. Will things finally change? And why are Sakura’s friends mad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
That Sheep Might Safely Graze by jayanx reviews
Sakura risks it all to save her friend. Left alone and dying what happens when the end doesn't come as she expects? Is there life beyond death?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Torune
Music Class by illogicalgirl reviews
I got this idea from when I was playing in Band. So its the Naruto Characters but instead of being ninjas they're......MUSICIANS! O.o LOL! Main couple is ItaSaku as you can tell and other parings as well. Rated T just incase. Implied material
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lethal Starlight by Vixen2004 reviews
Zexion X Namine. Because I got tired of pairing everyone with Kairi. And Namine’s got more spunk anyway. It all started with one simple fact: Namine can’t draw.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Zexion, Naminé
Veneer by korinara reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
A Sakura Nocturne by envy.and.pride reviews
SasoSaku AU. Sakura's whole way of life is challenged as a handsome stranger turns up and demands impossibilities of her. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Sensei, Where's My Suffix? by Lostmydragon reviews
A Number of the Naruto cast team up with LMD's OC to explain the basic use of the Japanese name suffixes eg san, kun, chan and more
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
So Long and Thanks For All The Missions by AyumiFallassion reviews
A random little One shot I thought of when I was watching something on Youtube. Slight crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Enjoy! Note: No Dolphins or Ninjas were harmed in the making of this fic. PWP
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Plato's Law by SerenNoir reviews
Love is a sickness...and sometimes the only cure is a warm beating heart next to yours. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane by CrazyFrog07 reviews
Suigetsu has had it with Orochimaru, and it's time for pay back! See how Suigetsu and the other sound nin get their revenge on Orochimaru. It's 20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
illusion by Constance Greene reviews
You're not a princess, he's no knight, and no one's going to save you from this fantasy you've been living. — ZexionNaminé
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[COMPLETE] [DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
My Art, My Life by Tsumii reviews
I am a man of little voice. I have found I could always say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way...things I had no words for. [Itachi x Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
El Manana where'd she go? by Sammyomgzrly reviews
Aftermath of El Manana. 2D, Muds and Russel set out to search for Noodle. One song keeps popping up in 2D's semibrainless mind... will this help them find Noodle? 2DNoodle. T for swearing bad murdoc, bad!. LAST CHAPTER UP NOW! GO READ :D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 4,441 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Betraying Sasuke by moonlitXkunoichi reviews
Her mission was to kill Uchiha, Itachi. But her mission was foiled in an unexpected turn that left her at the mercy of Itachi and his partner, Kisame. At the end, will Itachi kill her or will something unexpected stand in his way? [FIN]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Handful of Daises reviews
It had been a while since the village of Konoha had been thoroughly embarrassed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Masquerade reviews
She never expected this. NagatoSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Thirteen Times reviews
A Happy Birthday Oneshot for Sakura Haruno hell yeah. InoZetsu. I repeat ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ino Y., Zetsu - Complete