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My name is Shay and I am a proud lover of Emmett & Edward Cullen. I'm 15, and my favorite books are

South Beach

French Kiss

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, AND OF COURSE BREAKING DAWN

Chasing Destiny

Blue Bloods, Masquerade

And ALL Janet Evanovich Books!!

Trust me, there's a whole lot more books, but there's not enough time in the world to put them all on here. My favorite shows are

Blood Ties


Miami InK

Criss Angel; Mind Freak


My Super Sweet 16 (laughing at all those bratty bitches is soo much fun!)

The things that I hate and annoy me are: (this may take some time)

Blond Cheerleaders

Getting called Tyler

Tripping over air

My Misunderstandings

My god brother's girlfriend (I'll spend life with no parol to kill her)--now ex!! yay!! so f-ing happy!!

Seniors that think they're hot shit


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.


chineese kid is seen down the hall
the light flickers on and off.
every time the light flickers on he gets closer
closer and closer until, he's suddenly gone
you hear a slight breathing sound behind you.
you turn around and see a little boy. small and pale blue.
he tilts his head to the side and makes the creepiest noise youve ever heard and probably the last creepiest thing youll ever hear again.
his mouth wide open and the fowl noise pouring out, you panic.
you turn to run.
your legs are like steel.
when you turned ot run there was nothing behind you.
you glance back at the boy to see him still standing there with his mouth open.
you face forward and continue to run when you see a little girl waiting for you.
she opens her mouth and begings to make the same noise.
your ears are ringing uncontrollably. you fall to your knees and cover your ears. darkness is surrounding you until it is nothing except darkness.
the ringing stops and you open your eyes.
your laying in a hospital bed alone.
you look around andfind a mirror. in the mirror you look at yourself. then you look behind you. you see the little boy. staring at you. your ears begin to ring again.
r ur ears ringing ?
look behind you.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.



1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?

If so, scroll down(don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

btw as of september 7, 2010 i became a us marine!

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A Life of Sacrifice by vanilfrappe reviews
She was coming..the vampire who'd killed the rapist, who'd saved the little girl..She was coming to Forks, his highschool..Edward thought he was ready, ready for whatever danger she represented...until he saw her golden eyes...Bella's eyes.. M for future
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Soldier by KendallGirl13 reviews
Stephanie has a new stalker and finds comfort in the arms of someone she doesn't expect. This is a postTBO StephLester story...try it, you might like it!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,394 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Stephanie P., Lester
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11730 - Favs: 8,749 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Name Of The Game by XJerseyGirl reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Someone to Love by BellyGnomes reviews
Edward meets a newbie vampire and Bella has a new house guest... Story of two starcrossed lovers that receive help from Bella and the Cullen's... Lemons in later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,675 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas At Ranger's! by XJerseyGirl reviews
Ranger has been Christmas shopping for Steph.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Devil and Miss Plum by XJerseyGirl reviews
Stephanie is stalked by the Jersey Devil, the myth or the man?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Batman's Underwear by XJerseyGirl reviews
Is the uniform code at RangeMan changing? See how Steph handles these new developments. Just a little piece of fluff for a rainy weekend.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Steph and the Merry Men by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
Steph is now a member of the Rangeman crew, and she and the guys go out to celebrate. A plan is hatched to help Steph get Ranger's full attention...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,219 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Redemption reviews
Everything in Steph's life is going wrong and she wants to change that. Who will she turn to? Full summary inside. HEA, Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. SMUT warning.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.