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Joined 05-24-07, id: 1285434
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Name: Dana

Age: over 12, under 30.

Gender: Female, duh!

If you have ever posted on the TWILIGHTDOM on the forums, copy and past this on your profile. If you havent get your butt over there!!! Click on the LINK!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t_d_o_m/31943/

If your cool enough, you can become a moderator!

Fave books: Twilight , Maximum Ride, anthing by Tamora Pierce, Longlight Legacy trilogy, Uglies/Pretties/Specials trilogy, Eragon, Watership Down, Marked ( in the House of Night series),Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Firebreinger and the Sight, The Firebringer Trilogy, the Hollow kingdom Trilogy. That's it I think. Oh and(OMG this is so embarrasing) Harry Potter. I know. I'm an awful, mass media induced commercialist person. But I just plain like the books.

Recently read and liked Books: Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card. Wildmage and Wolf-Speaker, by Tamora Pierce. Not to many more at the moment.

Now It's Time For My RANT!!!!

Yes, a rant. YAY! I write whatever I feel like and don't delete much. Some is random. Some is out of date. It's my never-ending ramble!

I just thought of the perfect name for a fanfiction!!! "See Jane run." tooo bad I don't have a story to go with... some one can steal that title, if they want...

You know whats making me mad right now? (I can hear you screaming at me not to tell you. Ha ha . I will anyways.) There are wayyyy, way to many storys going out about Jacob getting imprinted and forgetting about Bella. I mean, SERIOUSLY FOLKS!! I want Jacob's happy ending as much as the next uber-obsessed Jake-Lover, but can we please show a little creativity? And he would NOT just forget about Bella!!! This just makes me mad.

Why the heck does anyone hate Jacob, for that matter? He's AMAZING! Ok, he doesn't have the best manners sometimes, but as Eclipse stated, "That's Jacob." Yeah, ok, there is a certain incident with Bella and some unwanted physical contact, which I still dislike reading, but that was one little thing! And Bella forgave him!!!! And she returned the favor!! (Yes, I am not mean enough to give out spoilers.) Any hoe, i don't like it how some people cast him as the "bad guy." He didn't wreck Edward and Bella's relationship, that was partially Edward's fault, and partially Bella's. I just don't understand. Would someone please explain this to me? PM me, seriously.

I am a grammar stickler. I adore punctuation, especialy commas. You don't see how often commas get abused. They get put in the wrong places, left out in lists and sometimes are just stuck in there for no reason at all, the poor babies. The only thing I hate more than comma abuse is when people use apostrophes on something plural, like this: "We went to the circus and saw the bear's." Ugh! How ugly! How rude! It's utterly disgusting and disrespectful to our language. But those poor commas, oh, how I love those poor, abused, little commas. And semi-colons too! The comma's outcast big brother, almost univerally despised for being useless. But semi-colons are NOT useless.They can be used for making lists in which each of the objects have several adjectives attached to them. Consider, for example: " I had a large, sturdy moose, a hank of light, strong rope, and a bright, blue goose." (Yeah, I now its nonesense, but I needed words that are spelt the same plural as they are singular.). That's confusing, right? Now try this: "I had a large, sturdy moose; a hank of light, strong rope; and a bright, blue goose." Makes more sense now. (ohhhhhh, rope that was light and strong, not a fistful of light and a strong rope.) I love punctuation. Even the plain-jane ordinary ones like periods (Full-stops in England). They're just indespensable. I love question marks, and exclamation points, and even less used ones like parentheses and hyphens and dashes. I love tildes(~), even though even I have no idea what they're used for in English. Maybe citations. And quotation marks! Oh, the humble quotation mark, the Bhudda a the printed word! They clarify things so nicely. Can you imagine Twilight written with out quotation marks? What a mess! Or what about capitalisation? Ohhh, I love that too. And don't even get me started on spelling...

I READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG THAT IS HELLUVA GOOD STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eclipse is so EFFING SAD! It made me wanna cry. But I loved it, and am rereading it. Poor Jacob. My inner Jacob fangirl wants Bella to change her mind in the next book. My inner writer thinks I'm crazy. My inner editor says get the hell back to your story, you haven't updated in forEVER!

WOOOOOOT!!! we now have over 1,160 stories on Max Ride! go Max, go Max, go Max, go Max... you get the point. Anybody who can read this, there will be a new winnipeg public library teen page coming soon, so CHECK IT OUT! it'll be done in August, and guess who's on the advisory council? why little ol' me of course! book reviews, discussion and more, MR is definetly getting reccommended! Plus, you get to find out why Llamas are my favorite things ever. teehee!

.. Some people cannot write worth crap. It always sounds like they are just brain dumping on paper, not actually writing. Sometimes it sounds like they are just talking, talking, talking, and putting whatever comes out into their computer in a huge Nudgeian ramble, kinda like I'm doing right now, except this is kinda funny and goofy cause it's not meant to be plot based or even a story.

My Fav Things Eva!

1. Llamas

2. My Straightening Iron

3. Strawberry Milkshakes

4. Penguins

5. Playing my Wii

6. Writing stories

7. Reading Good Stories

8. Jenna's quotes-"What a tank!"

9. Robyn's quotes- "THE DOG TALKS! THE DOG TALKS! THE DOG TALKS!" (Guess what she was reading.)

10. Robyn's face when she said that.

Copy/paste thingys ( I absolutly love these. I go into ppls acounts just to steal them)(and then I make up my own when I can't find the ones I want.)

FIGHT FOR CLEAN FANFICTION: Here is a link to 15 Things Not To Do In Twilight Fanfiction: (link in profile) Copy and paste this into your profile to FIGHT AGAINST CRAPPY FANFICTION!

Copy and paste the above into your profile EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHOR! The more profiles this is on, the better!! Thank you! Putting it near the top is appreciated.

FIGHT FOR CLEAN FANFICTION: Here is a link to Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette: (see fave stories) Copy and paste this into your profile to FIGHT AGAINST CRAPPY FANFICTION!

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~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

~92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you risk severe lower back problems becaus of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile then get off the goddamn computer, Quasimodo!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (random! oh well!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my friends)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. (yeah-To NEW ZEALAND!!!!)

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Heck, I get excited at one!)

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

AW is Addicted to Werewolves. If you are addicted to werewolves and wished you were one, post this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jacob from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you're part of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. (My friends are bad influences, but they will never win that fight!)

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink, and/or have sex. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn't, copy and past this into your profile. (See above bracket thingy.)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Yay! Jacob!)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY! HEHE!

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you think Jacob Black deserves better, copy this TWICE into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black deserves better, copy this TWICE into your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you adore semi-colons and wish people used them more often,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you compulsivly edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to cry when you see punctuation marks abused and can't edit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are disgusted with the semi-colon haters and hope that they go die, get them a copy of Eats, shoots and leaves, and copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you at least love Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and mabe even Carlisle, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that myspace will take over the world, copy this into your profile!!!!!!!!!

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!!!!!!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever posted on the TWILIGHTDOM on the forums, copy and past this on your profile. If you havent get your butt over there!!! Click on the LINK!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t_d_o_m/31943/

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Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Wedding by eclipse6ne reviews
Just a little piece I wrote about Bella's wedding. It's not done, I just want some feedback.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007
The Darkness Is Deceiving by noxinvictal reviews
He thought she was just another victim, until he found out she was so much more...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Golden by Kiljoy reviews
Bella had always known there would be a funeral in his future, she just hadn't expected it to come so soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CGEclipsed16 reviews
Eclipse Spoiler: Sequel to The Reason. Bella's POV. Edward and Bella agree that its time to tell Charlie. And its time to take their relationship to the next step.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007
Plastic People, Perfect World by Kiljoy reviews
Claire's Ken doll gets a little too close to the fire, and Jacob sympathizes with him until he starts taking on the traits of a certain bronze haired vampire. [Complete] Disclaimer: I own none of it, it's all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
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Emily's Kitchen reviews
I'm BACK! cue Jaws music. A oneshot about the pack, newly revised, funny, slightly cheesy, and not insane or overtly OOC. Reviews encouraged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Blush reviews
Short and sweet, a trial prologue. "I love you." she whispered it, as a blessing or a curse, I couldn't tell. "I love you, she said again. "That's the whole problem."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/1/2008
Love and Hate reviews
After Eclipse. Jacob can't get over Bella and has alienated himself from the pack. Bella's been changed, and she and Edward are coming back to Forks. Can affection and loathing really live in the same heart? BxE.Formerly titled After.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007
Max's Revenge reviews
Fang walks in on Max while she's changing, so she gets revenge.How? Read and find out. Twoshot, more if I get enough reviews. Slight Fax. Rated for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Stranger reviews
FAXNESS. Fang and Max finally confess their love for one another, and spend a night in a hotel room together. When Fang gets kidnapped by the school, he returns a bitter stranger. Will Max still be able to love him? Chapter 8 is up! chapter 3 is edited.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
The Massive Crossover reviews
A massive crossover story. Why are random characters appearing in Max's world? And how? And How the heck do they get back home? Tamora Pierce, but other characters feature too.Please suggest books in reviews: the more the merrier! Minor language, pairings
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007