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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
About me (as a person): Ich bin halb Deutsche und halb Spanier. Ich lebe in Iowa mit meiner Mutter. Ich hasse es, wenn auch andere Leute zu schikanieren. Ich war ein Tyrann Opfer selbst und fast Selbstmord begangen von ihm. Ich habe schwarzes Haar und braune Augen und Leute sagen, dass ich wie Eliza Dushku sehen aus Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, und Dollhouse. Ich liebe auch meine Mutter sehr viel, ich liebe dich Mama! Wenn es dir nicht gefällt, dass diese in deutscher Sprache ist, in die Hölle kommen Sie Schwanzlutscher!
"I don't think I could ever love moose and drag my ass as much as you can, 'kay?" I LOVE AMERICA ON HETALIA!!!!!
America: Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of the world's problems by talking excessively. No matter how hard it seems we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first, about using that whole using global warming thing to enslave humanity thing I think we'll be OK if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth. I give you the super hero - Globoman
"Let's start with tackling the issue of global warming. I know that's a hot topic right now, but I think we can keep it in check if we create a giant hero to protect the planet."
"Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the 'Christ' part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff 'til we're sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?"
"I'll do what I always do best! And that means...I'm the hero!"
"Okay. So I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like 'Alpha Dog'. WOOF!"
"China! I choose you!"
"Both my beef and my dreams are super-sized!"
"I even smell like a hero!"
"I feel like we're summoning the devil!" -All by America/Alfred! ;)
Name: Cordelia Black
Born: June 6th 1994
Likes: Harry Potter, Blue Bloods, Anime, History, movies, music, animals, and way to many other things to count
Dislikes: Backstabbers, cheaters, bullies, animal abusers, and manipulative people.
Name: Cordelia Black
HOUSE: Ravenclaw (Or Gryffindor depending on the story)
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE/LOOKS: Red hair, blue eyes, and a curvy figure (Think Allison Hannigan)
PERSONALITY: Nice, Kind, brave, smart, tought when needed, and emotionally and physically strong.
LIKES: animals, Country music, reading, singing, Harry, things that are sweet, laughing, and helping people get past their problems
DISLIKES: mean people, bullies, fakers, backstabbers, and people who use others
FAVORITE SUBJECT(S): Transfiguration and Care of Magical Creatures
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECTS(S): Divination
Here's a pic of what she looks like:
FRIEND/BEST FRIEND (What's the difference?)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
The Insanity Test
You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling
You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the teture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.
You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (a laptop’s a calculator)
Bold = I Have Normal = I haven't
Grand Total - 27
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)
If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.
If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies 90 % of girls will die too, 5 would scream, if you’re one of the 5 who will throw a big party in celebration of his death, copy and paste this on your profile
95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4% would yell JUMP. If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile
If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile
Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Sometimes i lick windows..., Lady Cordelia Black
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are/have ever been currently so angry at someone that you would jump at the chance to kill them, murder them, BUTCHER THEM LIKE THE SWINE THEY ARE, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Sometimes i lick windows..., Lady Cordelia Black
15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
…with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
..than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring
20 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:
1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
2) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.
3) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.
4) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.
5) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.
6) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
7) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.
8) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.
9) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
10) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
11) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
12) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.
13) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.
14) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
15) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.
16) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"
17) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.
18) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
19) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.
20) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful
For Moody’s sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.
Yes I promise that I will
remember Harry Potter.
If you haven't guessed, I'm Huge Harry Potter fan.
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Malfoy
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
Have you seen RON and HERMIONE?!
You say Edward-
I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO!
Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins...will push someone elso off.
Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, keacdragon, Cissa the Bookworm, One Smart Waffle, Lady Cordelia Black
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
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If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile!If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile!If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
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-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you had enough patience to read to the end of these, copy and... oh well you know the rest.
If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile.
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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, One Smart Waffle, Lady Cordelia Black
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'