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Joined 05-24-07, id: 1285468, Profile Updated: 02-26-12
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

About me (as a person): Ich bin halb Deutsche und halb Spanier. Ich lebe in Iowa mit meiner Mutter. Ich hasse es, wenn auch andere Leute zu schikanieren. Ich war ein Tyrann Opfer selbst und fast Selbstmord begangen von ihm. Ich habe schwarzes Haar und braune Augen und Leute sagen, dass ich wie Eliza Dushku sehen aus Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, und Dollhouse. Ich liebe auch meine Mutter sehr viel, ich liebe dich Mama! Wenn es dir nicht gefällt, dass diese in deutscher Sprache ist, in die Hölle kommen Sie Schwanzlutscher!

"I don't think I could ever love moose and drag my ass as much as you can, 'kay?" I LOVE AMERICA ON HETALIA!!!!!

America: Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of the world's problems by talking excessively. No matter how hard it seems we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first, about using that whole using global warming thing to enslave humanity thing I think we'll be OK if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth. I give you the super hero - Globoman

"Let's start with tackling the issue of global warming. I know that's a hot topic right now, but I think we can keep it in check if we create a giant hero to protect the planet."

"Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the 'Christ' part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff 'til we're sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?"

"I'll do what I always do best! And that means...I'm the hero!"

"Okay. So I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like 'Alpha Dog'. WOOF!"

"China! I choose you!"

"Both my beef and my dreams are super-sized!"

"I even smell like a hero!"

"I feel like we're summoning the devil!" -All by America/Alfred! ;)

Name: Cordelia Black

Born: June 6th 1994

Gender: Female

Likes: Harry Potter, Blue Bloods, Anime, History, movies, music, animals, and way to many other things to count

Dislikes: Backstabbers, cheaters, bullies, animal abusers, and manipulative people.

OC Info:

Name: Cordelia Black

AGE: 16


HOUSE: Ravenclaw (Or Gryffindor depending on the story)

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE/LOOKS: Red hair, blue eyes, and a curvy figure (Think Allison Hannigan)

PERSONALITY: Nice, Kind, brave, smart, tought when needed, and emotionally and physically strong.

LIKES: animals, Country music, reading, singing, Harry, things that are sweet, laughing, and helping people get past their problems

DISLIKES: mean people, bullies, fakers, backstabbers, and people who use others

FAVORITE SUBJECT(S): Transfiguration and Care of Magical Creatures


Here's a pic of what she looks like:

FRIEND/BEST FRIEND (What's the difference?)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

The Insanity Test

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

You just tried to lick your elbow.

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally...

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

You break a lot of things.

You tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the teture on the ceiling.

The word "um" is used frequently.

You don't know what "um" means.

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (a laptop’s a calculator)

Bold = I Have Normal = I haven't

Grand Total - 27

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100


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If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.

If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies 90 % of girls will die too, 5 would scream, if you’re one of the 5 who will throw a big party in celebration of his death, copy and paste this on your profile

95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4% would yell JUMP. If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Sometimes i lick windows..., Lady Cordelia Black


If you are/have ever been currently so angry at someone that you would jump at the chance to kill them, murder them, BUTCHER THEM LIKE THE SWINE THEY ARE, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Sometimes i lick windows..., Lady Cordelia Black

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

…with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

..than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

…because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring

20 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

3) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

4) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

5) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

6) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

7) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

8) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

9) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

10) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

11) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

12) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

13) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

14) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

15) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

16) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

17) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

18) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

19) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

20) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful

For Moody’s sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter.

If you haven't guessed, I'm Huge Harry Potter fan.

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Malfoy

You say Robert Pattinson

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You say Robert Pattinson is hot

I say Tom Felton is HOTTER

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

Have you seen RON and HERMIONE?!

You say Edward-

I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO!

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone elso off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, keacdragon, Cissa the Bookworm, One Smart Waffle, Lady Cordelia Black

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile!If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile!If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever realized the you were talking to a complete stranger facing away from you when you thought it was someone you knew, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you just ran out of things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you had enough patience to read to the end of these, copy and... oh well you know the rest.

If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, One Smart Waffle, Lady Cordelia Black

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Letters to you by doingthedooweeooo reviews
When he is five, Harry gets an assignment. He has to write to a lost loved one. These are his letters to both Lily and James. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Little Merwitch by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Sophie hears the story of Tara, a young mermaid who falls for the human Princess Willow, strongly disaproved by her brother, King Angel. To be with Willow, Tara is forced to strike a deal with the evil Glory- her voice in exchange for three days on land.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Tara M., Willow R.
What Works Real Good with Slayers by Creature Of The Nite reviews
This is a re-write of the series. Spike is a teenaged slayer, Buffy is his vampire nemesis. Also, Drusilla is a vampire with a soul. AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 68 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Spike, Buffy S.
Every Rose has a Thorn by jimxariel4everfan19 reviews
Emily Luna Rose was about to have her 21st birthday until her life was turned upside down by the MRD. Who would've guessed that her neighbor Randy was holding a man who could change her life forever including her brother. Logan/OC
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,228 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Wolverine/Logan
The Many Flavors Of Chocolate by ChibiHikariIchi reviews
A drabble series, all of which investigate various pairings with Judai. Rated for Safety.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 295 - Words: 133,357 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Kindergarten Kids by hYPerONS06rPa5ch reviews
Hey check this out! Beybladers as 5 year olds! Two OC: Takaiyu and Kimmiko! A Hyper Force Production!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009
Through Slytherin Eyes by momorocks101ful reviews
Cruel and dainty, she was his polar opposite. She has never met someone who can get himself in as much trouble as he did. Read what she saw through her Slytherin eyes as it turned from hatred to friendship then love.Harry Potter/Oc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., OC
1000 Reasons Why Harry P is Better Than Twilight! by iElvendork reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
jO beKKE meets enoby The Epic Battle for Cannon by iamnotjudge reviews
Two new arrivals at Hogwarts spark a war over the world of Harry Potter. Who will win? The biased Southernor or the demonic goff? Does cannon have a chance for survival? jO bekke at HUgwRts crossover with My Immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
Tales Of The Chosen Ones by Reallybored2 reviews
Buffy finds and raises Baby Harry.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
The Brothers Weasley by Alice in the Rabbithole reviews
Fred and George always had many talents – one was with the ladies. The Devilish Duo work their wonders. Well, they DO say two is better than one ... No slash, but more than a fair amount of smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,048 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Friends Read My Immortal by InuyashaFanGirl555 reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,Draco,McGonagall,Dumbledor,Snape,Sirius,Voldemort, and Dobby read the notorious "My Immortal" by Tara Gilespie. Rated T for language. Be warned: "My Immortal" is so terrible, you might die. Read with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
A very Potter sitcom season 1 by JacobKragoff reviews
This is my idea for a TV show based on Starkid's amazing musicals "A very Potter musical" and "A very Potter sequel". Watch them on youtube before you read this or you'll be very confused. Season 1 episodes all here weekly! Enjoy and REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Heartache by Violet247 reviews
Allison Valentine, a normal teenage girl got fed up with her boring life and wished for an adventure. But she forgot that you had to be careful what you wish for. KaiXOC. Read and Review.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Kai H.
New Guardian, New Life by sheltie reviews
Starts after the fifth book. Total AU after that. Harry grieves for the loss of Sirius, but his life is about to turn for the better? FINISHED! Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughter of the Furies by Sorceress Cassandra180 reviews
Alternate version of year Six. There is an ancient legend that tells of a Daughter with great and terrible power. A Daughter reborn every time the forces of good and evil are at odds. A girl whose power is unlike any the world has ever seen...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,569 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P.
Organization XV by cathmaster reviews
What happens when two members are expeiremented on and another member is killed? Roxas,Axel,OC Love triangle, Some DemyxXion. SUSPENDED DUE TO WRITERS BLOCK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
UnUnited Nations by JediClaire reviews
Xander has opened his own bar, on a Helmouth, and the clients can be a bit unusual. Episode 26 including France.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Xander H., England/Britain - Complete
Darkness is My Ally by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Ever wonder what would've happened if Yubel told Jaden that he was the supreme King? Read and find out! AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,391 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
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A Demigod's Guide to the Universe reviews
Watch as a daughter of Aphrodite goes from a wandering, uncertain girl to the universe's smartest companion. (Tenth!DoctorXOCXEleventh!Doctor) [Rating subject to change]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - 11th Doctor
Happiness Galore Units reviews
Have you ever wanted to own your own Hetalia character? Well now you can thanks to Happiness Galore! It only takes one easy payment of soda to own one! We will take anything you request! Want a female lover who's like Italy? No problem! Want a less than sane person? You got it! Just shoot us a message and we will get on your order asap!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
My Little Doll
This is a 2Ptalia the idea from 'Coin Operated Boy' by Chibi Cho no Gaara.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
300 Reasons BtVS and AtS Are Better than Twilight reviews
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Angel, Buffy S.
"Without passion, we'd be truly dead." Just a fluffy little oneshot I wrote over the past few weeks. Yeah, hopefully I get out of my writer's coma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America - Complete
I Don't Know How To live In This World reviews
It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. 2P! Arthur belongs to uhoh-beek
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Steal My Heart reviews
a oneshot Lemon request from Kiyori Morishita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Drabbles reviews
Random drabbles inspired by random songs. I only own my OC, Hawaii/Lani
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - America
Don't Mess With Me reviews
inspired by Temposhark's song Don't Mess With Me. I don't own anything but Hawaii. This is her untold story of revenge against those who have wronged her people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America - Complete
When Willow Fell For George reviews
A little Valentines Day story in two shot mode. Made it while watching 'Prophecy Girl' S1 Ep 12 of BtVS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Willow R., George W.
Fred and George Meet Willow! reviews
Warning! George and Willow Shipping! This stemmed from random in-character messages Future Starkid Memeber and I were doing Everything Bolded is me! BTW Vampire Willow and Willow are slightly OOC! Now wiith Fred and Buffy Shipping!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Willow R., George W.
Letters to myself reviews
The characters of Harry Potter and my OCs write letters to their younger selves
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012
Harry Potter and the Rise of Cordelia
What would happen if Cordelia suddenly found herself inside a world she never knew existited? Why does she have amnesia? Will she fall in love and will Harry fall for her? What is the truth behind her forgotten past?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 869 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., OC
The Slytherin Ice Princess
What if Cordelia was in Slytherin and has a psychotic brother? More importantly what if, instead of befriending Harry, she was friends with Daphne Greengrass and was the girl that will kick your ass? T for swearing rating will go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
And I Don't Love You Anymore
I know who you are and I don't love you anymore Evanescence Rated T for mentions of abuse. I only own Cordelia and Jackson. All rights go to their respective owners!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., OC
The Independent Harry Challange reviews
I don't own anything used in this challange prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P.
Cordelia Black and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Rated T for slight swearing Eventual Harry/OFC may update every week. I only own Cordelia everything else belongs to JK Rowling and Warner Brothers! I changed Aurora's Name!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., OC
Just A Dream
Inspired by Carrie Underwood's Just A Dream. Takes place during the 2nd part of movie 7. Don't read if you Haven't seen DH Part 2! Undergoing revision due to OFC name change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete