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Author has written 160 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Phantom of the Opera, Osmosis Jones, Nightmare Before Christmas, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Edward Scissorhands, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Shakespeare, To Kill a Mockingbird, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Rocky Horror, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Bleach, Inuyasha, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Incredibles, Xiaolin Showdown, X-Men: The Movie, Pinocchio, Supernatural, Star Trek: 2009, Transformers, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Trauma Center, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Penguins of Madagascar, Phantom of the Opera, Splice, Ninja Turtles, Treasure Planet, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman the Animated Series, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Kuroshitsuji.
Ok! So, as of November 2012, I have decided to clean up my profile to make room for... profile... fun... stuff. Sorry, only current coming attractions... and shorter summaries. Unfortunately I'm pretty much over Yugioh, Phantom of the Opera and Avatar: The Last Airbender, though there are maybe one or two new fics I'm going to continue for them. Also, even though I love Osmosis Jones to death, I'm probably only going to do a few for that as well. I'm just super busy with the stuff I'm more into now, and unfortunately, while I like them, they're not in the majority. (Also, the stuff I liked when I was younger, I have a harder time coming up with plots for them now. Sad but true, truth is stranger than fiction, all that jazz.)
Bad news, probably won't be updating any more of my older stories. Like, the first two or three years of when I was on this site? Sorry, it's likely that won't happen. BUT, a bit of good news. The new fics I have for them, be sure to check them out to get your fix! (I put in cool alphabetical order too!)
For A:TLA, I now have:
Hard as Lightning, Soft as Candelight: Rewrite
Most of the time, he was dangerous. She knew that. But during the times that tested him, he would occasionally open up and reveal his rare, gentle side. She wanted to accept both parts of his personality, but it could take a while. Zuko/OC (A rewrite of one of my first ever stories. Hopefully better plot-wise, and actual writing-wise. I'm not sure when I'll update it though; this isn't one of my favorite shows anymore.)
For Osmosis Jones, I now have:
Inspired by HeartofSilence's "Synthesis". Things can go wrong, you know... terribly wrong. It wasn't anybody's fault, but it will be everyone's price to pay. There's no one to blame, but that doesn't change what's happened. (A backstory to how Thrax came to be, involving both him and scientist cells; the particular one here is Crystal.)
Mikaela Jones has just met Thrax, and she's convinced that he's changed. Now she has a trial period of one month to prove it to her cousin. Can Thrax behave and show that he really is a new man... err, virus? eventual Thrax/OC (An idea I had when I was younger, but the first one sucked ass so I decided to redo it. So this is the official one.)
Hanging By a Chain
It didn't matter that she was younger than he was, that she was a liability. She was his damn sister, and she was all he had left. Then suddenly, he has nothing... nothing but one last, little piece of her. Horribly diluted, but still good. So good. (A different backstory for Thrax, focusing mostly on the relationship between him and his sister Sorcha, then the relationship between him and his niece Scar.)
The Masque (Mask) of the Red Death
Thrax used to be much more... how shall we say... optimistic. He enjoyed life. But in a body before Frank, he had to leave someone behind. Because he thought they’d never meet again, he became the masque. There’s one more twist though... Thrax/OC (It was between this and a couple of other ones, but this is the one most likely getting written and published. Romance between Thrax and a botulism virus named Rami, basically another sort of backstory but also after the movie.)
For Phantom of the Opera, I have:
Hide No Longer
The Angel of Music has decided to take on a new student. Rose never thought it might be her, but she decided got lucky. But will she be the same as Christine... or will she be able to see him for a true angel? eventual Erik/OC (Again, an idea I tried to write a long time ago, but it sucked so I rewrote it!)
And for Yugioh, I have:
"You know, I trusted you because they told me you could be trusted. I was never prepared for anything you did. So, what now? I don't trust you, but... but I want to..." "Why don't you, then?" "I'm afraid of what might happen if I do." eventual Marik/OC (One of the gang's friends they've known for a LONG time, Kana, falls in love with "Namu"... then everything falls apart when it's revealed that he's actually Marik. Or does it...?)
Doesn't Matter Anymore, Does It?
Neither thought the spirit was capable of love. But they are shocked to discover that the reason he is so bitter is, in fact, a woman. Is there any way to bring her back, so he can see her one last time? Thief!Bakura/OC, Yami Bakura/OC, slight Ryou/OC (Wow, there are a LOT of things I thought were sucky so I rewrote them, huh? XD This was actually inspired by one from my buddy and long-time idol LuckyLadybug. I forget what it's called, but it was good.)
Two Plus Two
Alternative title: "Working for Marik Ishtar While Trying Not to Let Him Know You Really Work For His Sister Who Sent You to Knock Some Sense Into Him, Because He'd Totally Send You to the Shadow Realm If He Knew." Is that too vague? Marik/OC obviously (Lol, basically an American named Jennifer, during an exchange program, catches Ishizu's attention for a plan to stop Marik, and so Jen gets carted off to Japan! See what I did there?)
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TRANSFORMERS CHARACTER MEME... THINGY. YES.
1. Knock Out
2. Starscream (from TFP)
3. Optimus Prime
5. Soundwave (TFP)
6. Prowl (TFA)
7. Blitzwing (TFA)
8. Blurr (TFA)
10. Skywarp (TFA)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *mumbles* Huh...? *looks at the clock* WTF, Knock Out! It's 2:30 in the morning!
KO: I know, but... but this is a matter of life or death!
Me: *sigh* What is it?
KO: *holds up two color samples* Fire truck red or cherry red?
Me: "Get your aft out of my room before I punch you" red. *buries face in pillow*
2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Me: You know, I guess I judged you too quick, Starscream. I'm sure my boyfriend won't mind anyway, I mean, you and I are just friends, right? This was sweet of you though... aww, look, you can see our base from here! *cuddles*
SS: Uh, yes, well... I figured a day away from base would be a good idea. Soundwave sees and hears everything, you know, and... you're the only one who really listens to my dreams of taking over the Decepticons and brutally ripping out Megatron's spark, so...
Me: O-O (That's what he wanted to go out with me for?) ... Uh, excuse me, I need to go to the ladies' room.
SS: Ah yes, go 'powder your nose', but hurry back! I still have a lot to talk about.
Me: Oh, of course!
-in the bathroom-
Me: *standing on the toilet seat, crouching down, clutching my cell phone* Y-Yes, I'm sure that's what he said, Soundwave! I've been in the bathroom for ten minutes, now please, come get me before he starts looking for me! *crying* He's scaring me!
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *singing* Get out, get out, get out of my head... and fall into my arms instead...
OP: What is she doing in there? *water turns off, but I'm still singing* She sounds like she's in pain... perhaps I should check on her. *opens the door* Aisha, is everything alright in here?
Me: *climbing out of the shower* I don't, I don't, don't know what it is, but I need that one thing, yeah you've got that- *notices OP in the room* OH MY GOD! *grabs towel and tries to cover up* O-Optimus!!
OP: *trying to pretend he didn't see anything* I'm sorry! I thought you were hurt.
Me: *points to the door with the hand not using the towel to cover herself* Good-bye.
OP: I really am sorry... *leaves*
Me: Just forget it ever happened!
4 announced he's/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: *snort* Ironhide and Breakdown? Well, it's not a bad match. They both like fighting. And they're both strong.
BD: *storms out of the other room* That's it! Wedding's off!
Me: What happened?
BD: He deliberately tried to start a fight with me! Said it's good luck! Can you believe that? *stomps off* The nerve...
IH: *comes out* Hey! Get back here! I say when this is over!
Me: ... 'Hide, it's over.
IH: ... I know.
5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Aww, Sound! You're so sweet. I can't imagine any of the others treating me like this. And I also can't believe you went to all this trouble. You really shouldn't have, you're too good to me.
Soundwave: *pulls out chair*
Me: What a gentlemech! *sits down* So, do we have a movie after this, or...?
Soundwave: *puts plate on table with his tentacles*
Me: ... This got awkward fast.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Ah, nice weather for our day off, isn't it, Prowl?
Me: Prowl? *looks over* Aw, you guys!
-Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are already gone-
Me: Great, that's just like those two. I can't believe Prowl actually activated recharge... he must be more stressed than I thought. *shakes* Prowl? Prowl, wake up.
Prowl: Hmm...? *blink* What's the matter? Did something come up? I can go back to base and- *tries to move but is stuck* Hey! What's going on?
Me: *giggles, points to his legs* Sunny and Sides strike again. You fell asleep and they buried you in the sand.
Prowl: *frown* When I get my hands on those two...
Me: Slow down, first let me see if I can get you out... *starts digging him out* You know, it would've been more their style if they added a mermaid tail and a seashell bra...
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Blitzwing: *Random* Guess vhat? I'm your big brother! *hugs me* Oooh, I love you, sis! Hehehehe! Let's go get our hair done!
Me: O.o ... My mother has some explaining to do. *looks at Blitz, who has no hair to "get done"* Fu... and so do you.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: You should have known better! I thought that's what they trained you guys for.
Blurr: *nod* *pout*
Me: What happened to him anyway, Ratchet?
Ratchet: Well, he finally did it. He talked just a little too fast and overloaded his vocal processors.
Me: *snicker* How embarrassing. Can he even talk right now?
Ratchet: If he tries, it'll only make it worse. And he'll get hit with a wrench.
Me: Hey Blurr, I dare you to say something.
Blurr: *glare* *hiss*
9 made fun of your friends?
Me: ... And I know they can be annoying, but that's no excuse to call them "worthless packs of flesh and water" and then threaten to pull a Christine on them.
BD: Well, it wasn't funny. Objects in the mirror are not larger than they appear. *pout* ... They're just the right size. Insensitive little fleshbags.
Me: *pat* There there, Breakers. You know, they wouldn't have said it if you-
BD: *glare* If I WHAT?
Me: *little voice* Picked out... a smaller... sleeker... alt mode. *runs* KNOCK OUT HE'S GOING TO MARK UP MY SKIN JOB, HEEEEEEEEELP!
Number 10 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Skywarp: I-I got you breakfast... i-it was terrifying, trying to... *whimper* *hands over the bagel* A-Anyway, here you go. S-Sorry if you don't like it.
Me: Thanks! *takes a bite* Aww, it's got cream cheese on it! *leaps up and hugs his wing* How'd you know? Thank you so much, sweetspark!
Skywarp: *nervous smile* A-Ah, it was nothing... y-you're welcome...
1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
Me: Huh... well, I, um, I guess it's a compliment that he wants me to broaden my musical interests. *puts CD in boombox* Hey, I know this song!
KO: Well! You have exceptional taste then.
Me: ... Shall we boogie?
KO: We shall!
-cut to me and KO dancing-
Me: When I walk in the spot, yeah, this is what I see! Everybody stops and is starin' at me!
KO: I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it...
Both of us: We're sexy and we know it! Whoo!
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
SS: My existence is pitiful. I am worth nothing. ALL these stellar cycles, and I haven't managed to overthrow Megatron. For spark's sake, I can't even survive a battle without losing an arm. Someone should offline me already. *crawls into the corner* Little spider, would you like to hear some poetry?
Me: Okay, now that's just sad.
Blurr: OhIagreebutitdefinitelymakesthingseasierforus, Imeanlookathimhe'sbeggingsomeonetoofflinehim, weshouldgoforit!
Me: ... I'd ask you to repeat, but I'm late for open mic at the coffee counter. *slips corset top and fingerless gloves over her regular clothes* Hey Starscream. You ready to go share our depressing, pointless poetry with the others?
SS: I'm looking forward to seeing Snake again. Every time I talk to him it makes me feel better about my life.
Me: Great. I have a new poem about the soul-sucking darkness of relationships. *leaves with SS*
Blurr: ... Ithinkwemayhaveaproblem.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
Me: SKYWARP? God, are you serious? All those kids? All the germs? All the social interaction? *shakes head* Well, maybe he's getting better. I guess I don't give him enough credit. *checks watch* I mean, it's been five minutes! Look how great he's doing, I bet he can-
Skywarp: *runs out of the building screaming* IT'S HORRIBLE IN THERE! TAKE ME HOME, IT'S SCARY!
Me: ... Squash all my expectations. *sigh* Come on, Warp, I'll make you some cookies when we get back.
3 told 6 he/she started his/her period.
OP: Prowl... I, er... I need to talk to you about a problem I've been having.
Prowl: Oh? What is it?
Me: *munches popcorn* This should be good.
OP: Well... *whispers into Prowl's audio sensor*
Prowl:-_-; ... How nice for you.
Me: *climbs up and hugs OP's hand* See? I told you, Optimus, you should have come to me with this. Us ladies have to stick together.
OP: *nod* Yes, you're right... *pats my head* So... what do you say to some Häagen-Dazs...
Me: And Sex in the City? Oh, I was thinking the same thing.
OP: Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Me: Hell, why choose? I have all three in the freezer, let's make a mash-up in a waffle bowl! With an entire can of whipped cream and a whole jar of cherries!
OP: And whoever gets there last has to eat an entire cup of chocolate syrup!
Me: I'll do it even if I win! *runs off*
Prowl: ... I don't even know why I listen anymore.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
IH: *pulls out a giant fish and smacks Breakdown in the face*
BD: ... What was THAT for? I thought we agreed, it was a mutual decision to cancel the wedding!
IH: Oh, don't play games! THAT was because you went out on one of these human 'dates' with HIM! *points to Blitz*
BW: *Icy* Vhat? Vhat did I do? *Hothead* Stop looking at me like zat or I vill offline you! *Random* Ooh, Breakdown, for our next date, I think ze science museum is fascinating! Zere's all sorts of skeletons in zere.
Me: OH GOD, JUST... JUST NO! *wakes up* H-Huh...? Oh, phew. It was all just a dream!
BW: Skeleton now?
Me: *runs out of my house* DEAR PRIMUS, IT WASN'T A DREAM!!
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: ... Uh... um... good morning, Soundwave.
SW: *nods* *walks over to the computer*
Me: *shudder* I-I knew he had secrets, but... Primus...
6 curses at 2 in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do?
Prowl: *as calmly as possible* Mögen alle Ihre Kinder in die Hölle geschickt werden. (May all your children be sent to hell.)
SS: W-What?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!
OP: *from behind the bush* Hmm... (Go, Prowl!)
Me: *walks up behind the bush eating a banana* What's going on?
OP: A Decepticon execution, that's what!
Prowl: Gehe Schlacke sich. (Go slag yourself.)
SS: SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
Me: *takes a bit* I didn't know Prowl spoke German. Prowl! That was not a nice thing to say!
Prowl: *coolly* So why do you think I'm saying it to a Decepticon?
7 got high.
BW: *Random* Oooooh! Ze pretty flowers und all ze colors! Look at zem all! Hahahahahahaha...! Ooh, and zere's a unicorn!
Me: *panic* Unicron?! W-Where?!
BW: Nein, silly! UNICORN! Ahahahahahahahaha! *hugs the air* Wheeeeeeeee!
Me: *deadpan* ... The only way Blitz can get high is when Random takes over. The guy is like a Cybertronian reality-repellant.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when he/she spills soda all over him/her?
KO: *walking along with a cup of energon* Hmm-hmm-hmm, so much to do today... *passing Breakdown* Oh, good morning... *trips and gets the energon all over BD* Whoops! I, uh, guess you'll have to get that cleaned up before it rusts. Hey, while you're at it, can you paint over a faded spot on my back struts?
BD: *optic twitch* Hey, sure... no problem, buddy.
Me: It's been tense these last few days. They've had so much work to do, and... they kind of just snap at each other now. I wonder what BD's going to do...
BD: *puts down paintbrush* There we go, I think... I got it.
KO: Oh, what would I do without you, Breakdown? You're a life saver! *walks off humming*
KO: *walking down the hall, still humming*
Me: *kicks him in the leg*
KO: Hey! *grabs me* What was that for, skinjob?! You could have ruined my finish!
Me: Don't blame me! *wriggles* Somebody painted "Kick me" over your back struts, and you know I can't resist a challenge!
10 starts working at a bar.
Me: *walks into the bar* Ah. After a long day of writing, this is EXACTLY what I need to unwind... *sits down* Hey, barkeep! Bloody Mary, hold the Mary!
Skywarp: *turns around* Excellent choice! Oh, hi, Aisha! Heh... l-let me get your drink for you.
Me: Skywarp? What the... What are you doing at a bar?
Skywarp: Oh, I work here now. *puts down my drink*
Me: *raises eyebrow* But what about the Chuck E. Cheese's thing? Aren't you scared here too? Hell, this place should scare you even more!
Skywarp: I was scared... at first. But then I got to know the regulars! *gestures to the guy at the end of the bar* James over there, he's got an alcohol problem. He's been trying to kick it, but he comes in here every Friday night for a drink. *points to a lady* And that, that's Melissa. Her husband's got cancer, and they've got three kids, so she's in a little over head head right now. *nods to the guy in the back of the place* But George, I'm still afraid of him. He did time for pulling a knife on someone!
Me: Wow... this is a big step, Skywarp. I'm proud of you.
Skywarp: Well, these people are my friends! They're just people that have gotten a little down on their luck - like me!
George: HEY! I BETTER GET MY BEER SOON!
Skywarp: Eep! *hurries* Sure thing, George!
Me: ... This went downhill quicker than the time Soundwave served me dinner. Poor Warp.
1 comes in and tells you he's/she's pregnant from 2.
KO: *walks into my room* Aisha, can, um... can I talk to you?
Me: *turns off my music* Whoa, Doc. Sure, sure. *locks my door and sits down on the bed with him* What's the matter? Oh God, wait... it's not episode 10 yet, is it? Did Breakdown get sent on a mission to kill Airachnid?
KO: No... but what's that supposed to mean?
Me: Oh, nothing. I just... I just mean you look like you lost your best friend.
KO: Well, I think that would be better than this...
Me: What's wrong?
KO: I... it's... Aisha, I've been sparked!
Me: *gape* WHAT?!
KO: Yes! I-It was this stupid, one-time thing when Breakdown and I weren't talking, and I... I just needed to be loved! It wouldn't work with you, and - and there was nobody else who understood!
Me: *wide eyes* *blink* Oh my God...
KO: *whimper* I-I already told him, but... but he's not taking it so well.
Me: Told - wait, who's the father?
SS: *comes crashing through the door* KNOCK OUT, I SWEAR TO PRIMUS IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT THING TERMINATED-!
KO: *tries to hide behind me* Aisha, he's taking away my right to make decisions about my own body!
Me: I don't think I should get in the middle of this...
1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he/she break up with you?
Me: B... But why? Why are you doing this, Knock Out? We... We were so happy! We were perfect!
KO: Oh, there there. It... It's not me, it's you.
Me: EXCUSE me?
KO: Look, our... our appearances just aren't compatible. I'm big, you're small, and I'm not just talking about height, you know that? I'm sexy, you're not. It... It just wouldn't work, okay? I can't keep pretending. I'm sorry, but... we can't be sparkmates. Besides, you HAVE a boyfriend...
Me: *crying* OPTIMUS! I NEED MORE ICE CREAM AND SEX! *runs away to watch Sex and the City and eat ice cream again*
KO: ... Sex? Ah, well... good to see she's getting over me quickly, I suppose...
2 is in love with 4, he/she confesses. How does 4 respond?
SS: I... can't really hide it any longer. I may have gotten Knock Out pregnant earlier, but... but it's YOU that I really love! Marry me?
IH: ... I'm giving you five seconds.
SS: *dressed in a wedding gown* Five seconds till what? Till you carry your lovely bride over the threshold, my big strong mech?
IH: *points cannons* You make very bad guesses.
Me: Damn... that's gonna leave a stain on the rug.
3 is a drug addict. What do you do?
Me: THE ONLY THING I CAN DO! Okay, everyone, here's the plan...
OP: *walks into the room* What... is this?
Me: *walks up to him and looks up* Optimus, this is an intervention. *gestures to all the others* I got everyone together because... because we're worried about you.
OP: I appreciate that you are worried, but... why, exactly?
Me: Because! *hugs his leg* Babe, I saw you with that bag yesterday. And the day before that! And the day before that. Every day this week. Look, I know other humans with this problem, okay? You're not alone. We all love you and we just want you to get better.
OP: What are you talking about?
Me: Oh for God's sake! *lets go* We all know you're addicted to cocaine, Optimus! *cries* A-And we're worried about you! We just want you to be healthy!
OP: *confused* Wha... you thought... Aisha. *picks me up* Do you know for a fact what was in those bags?
OP: It was sugar. Ratchet wanted to clean out the humans' kitchen so you weren't fueling yourselves inadequately. I volunteered to help because I want you to be healthy.
Me: *pout* *smile* *hug* I knew you were a softie, Optimus.
4 kisses 8. What's your reaction?
IH: *kisses Blurr*
Blurr: ... Okay.
Me: Wow! Good job, 'Hide, you actually managed to shut him up. Unconventional method, but it worked!
IH: Yeah, that was what I was going for. He was getting too annoying
Me: ... For about five seconds. Still, impressive.
6 kisses your boyfriend/girlfriend. What do you do?
Prowl: Hmm... *kisses my BF*
Me: *jaw drop* PROWL WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?! That's my boyfriend!
Prowl: Yes. And frankly, I don't see what all your fawning is about. I expected him to use his little organic glossa.
Me: That's it! *shoves Prowl out the door* You're banned from my house, and my boyfriend's house, AND EVERYWHERE I GO until you learn to behave yourself!
Prowl: But- *door slams*
Me: *hugs my BF* Oh my God, that was horrifying.
My BF: *cheesy deep voice* Don't worry. I got you, babe.
Me: OK, that's enough of that.
7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him/her?
Me: *looking at the map* Okay, okay... he couldn't have gone far!
My BF: Didn't you tell me he turns into a jet? He could be anywhere. *looks at the map* I say we try Berlin first.
Me: He can also turn into a freaking tank. He could have gotten upset and crashed in midair... again.
8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he/she need tutoring?
Me: *points at the chalkboard* Now, repeat after me... "Mommy made me mash my M&M's."
Me: *smacks desk with her ruler* DICTION, BLURR! STOP TALKING SO FAST, NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!
9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?
Me: I don't see why you refused to wear the skirt, Breakers... *through my megaphone* Okay, let me hear the cheer! With spirit this time!
BD: *grumbles* 2, 4, 6, 8, guess who I'll annihilate?
Me: Pom-poms, don't forget the pom-poms! And show some leg!
BD: I'll show some leg alright... *tries to kick me*
10 hates you, why?
Skywarp: *crying* W-W-Why did you turn the light out?
Me: I didn't mean to, Warp! I was looking for the nail on your wall so I could hang this pretty picture of an angel, and my hand slipped!
Skywarp: That picture is scary! Why would you do that to me?! You're mean! I can't believe I gave you a bagel!
Me: *hugs him, rubs his wings* I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
1 gives you a teddy bear. Why?
Me: Knock Out? What... What happened to your finish? It looks like you stopped a train... with your face.
KO: Oh, never mind that. Happy Arbor Day! *hands me a teddy* You humans give gifts for that one, don't you?
Me: Um, no... *takes the bear and hugs it* But that was nice! Thanks, Knock Out! See, every now and then you surprise me...
KO: No problem! I have to... err... go attend to Soundwave's faceplate. Bye! *runs out*
-in Med Bay-
Megatron: Well? Did you get rid of the "obstruction"?
KO: Don't worry, Lord Megatron; I took care of it. I also may have taken care of our-
Me: *from far away* Aaaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh! KNOCK OOOOOOOOOUT!
KO: ... Fleshy... infestation. Ahaha... apparently they're harder to kill than cyber-roaches.
2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?
My BF: Aren't you going to stop them?
Me: Are you serious? *is busy taking bets* You know my rhymey motto: why stop it when you can profit? *whispers to my BF* And I'm putting my money on Prowl. I love Screamer, but he never comes out of these things a winner.
Swindle: ... I... sense a disturbance in the force... someone's making money on something useless without me!
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: *walks into Skywarp's room* Warp...? *creeps over to the bed* I came to apologize for earlier. *blinks* Warp? Are you feeling okay? *pokes the blanket* Hellooooo, Skywarp? Are you still mad?
Skywarp: *walks in* Why are you talking to my pillows?
Me: *screams* SKYWARP! WHAT THE HELL! *looks at the bed* *looks back at him* I thought you were asleep!
Skywarp: W-What? Oh, that thing? Heh. I, uh, I made that to fool the monsters. I'm sleeping on the couch. Th-That way they won't find me!
Me: So... So you weren't really ignoring me?
Skywarp: Why would I do that?
Me: I thought you were still mad at me...
Skywarp: Oh. No, I-I'm over that. ... Well, um... I'm going to go to bed now.
Me: ... You leaving that there?
Skywarp: Uh-huh. Come tuck me in?
Me: *follows him, mumbling* I think I would have preferred it if you WERE ignoring me...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
KO: *swerves up onto the curb* Hurry up! If they get to you first I won't be able to fulfill my destiny and kill you myself!
Me: Well, now I don't know whether I feel safer out here with the serial killers or inside your alt mode.
KO: Just get in!
Me: Fine! *opens the door*
Serial Killer #1: Hey girlie! *grabs my wrist* Where you think you're goin'? *grins*
Me: *scream* KNOCK OUT!! *struggles*
KO: Like Pit you will! *shoots out a seatbelt and drags me in* She's the Decepticon's fleshy! Go get your own! *revs engine*
Me: *trapped in a mess of seatbelt* DRIVE, KNOCK OUT, DRIVE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
KO: What do you think I'm trying to do?!
Serial Killer #2: *pulls a knife and aims for Knock Out*
KO: Gah! *starts driving off*
Me: *weakly* W... Was that the sound of a knife... against your finish...?
KO: *growls* When we get back, you're fixing it. And then washing me.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Why would he do ANYTHING? He's the one who suggested we go bungee-jumping!
Starscream: Ah yes, well... that was quite an unfortunate incident, with your cord being a bit too long...
Me: *mumbles* Worst vacation ever. Why did I agree to this?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me: *tearing paper off box* Optimus, you really didn't have to get me anything!
OP: I know, but... I wanted to get you something for your creation day. It's a very special day, after all. So I saw this and... well, it made me think of you.
Me: I'm so excited! *opens box* Oh, Optimus! *pulls out a DVD* Revenge of the Fallen? This is the only one in the trilogy I'm missing!
OP: Well, you have it now.
Me: You're awesome! *leaps up and hugs him* How did you know?
OP: Like I said, it made me think of you.
Me: *hugs harder* Thank you so much!
OP: *smile* Happy creation day.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Oh my God! HELP!
IH: Hmm... wait. Was it my paranoid imagination or did that sound like-
Me: HELP! THERE'S TOO MUCH SMOKE, I CAN'T SEE!
IH: Oh Primus! It IS her! Don't worry, Aisha, I'm coming! *runs* *attaches his cannon to a fire hydrant* *tries to shoot water* Argh, it's not working! Slag it all!
Me: *gets hit by a falling beam* *collapses* I-Ironhide... *can barely breathe*
IH: *reaches in 'cause he's fireproof* I'm here! *feels around and grabs me out* Aisha! Are you alright? Slag, I need to get you to Ratchet! *runs again*
Me: *cough* *opens one eye* W... Was any of that supposed to help?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: *walks out of the bathroom* Ooh, I hear them playing that new P!nk song. I think I've finally had enough, I think I maybe think too much, I think this might be it for us...
Soundwave: *reaches behind me*
Me: *blush* S-Soundwave! What are you doing?!
SW: *pulls on something* Femme: may now return to festivities.
Me: *looks back* Huh? I had my dress tucked into my pantyhose? Whew! Thanks, Soundwave. That would have been embarrassing. I'm lucky it was you instead of Knock Out!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Minister: Do you, Aisha Ishtar, take this mech, Skywarp, as your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to have and to hold, as long as you both shall live?
Me: *grins at Skywarp* Oh, I most definitely do! C'mon, Warpy, pucker up and kiss your lovely young bride!
Skywarp: I... I-I don't know. C-Commitment scares me...
Prowl: *turns to Jazz* I always cry at weddings.
Jazz: Then how come ya ain't cryin'?
Prowl: I said I cry at weddings. This is a train wreck.
Jazz: Amen. Ah give 'em a week.
Prowl: I give them five minutes. But they have my blessing - maybe he'll take her to a new home. Far, far away.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Me: I-It's not fair! I loved him!
Blitz: *Icy* That mech didn't deserve you. You said he fooled around, didn't you? *Hothead* Und he did it more zan once, vith different femmes! I'll hunt him down und gut him like a cyber-fish! If I don't pound his thick helm into ze ground first! *Random* Ooh-hoo! Aisha, I know how to make you feel better! Let's go for a ride. *transforms* Hop in! Ve have lunch in Texas, then fly back und be home in time for dinner! Eh? Eh?
Me: I don't want to! *cries*
Blitz: *still Random* Ooh! She's really upset. Come on, liebe, don't cry over zat loser! Now turn zat frown upside-down und zose tears inside-out, or I might have to sing!
Me: What could you possibly sing that could make me feel ANY better?
Blitz: *still Random* Good girl! So good for him! Better back avay, honey, you don't know vhere he's beeeeeeeen! Whyyyyyyyyy-
Me: *giggles* I... guess that made me feel a little better.
Blitz: *still Random* Yippee-ki-ay! Now let's go, hmm?
Me: *sigh* You really want to go to Texas, don't you?
Blitz: *still Random* I thought you'd never ask!
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Me: *slams a datapad down* He's just such a jerk! He doesn't care that he broke my heart, and you know what kills me? He's out there, doing it to OTHER girls! God!
Me: I know, you're right. But it's just so hard... I mean... God, I never thought I'd be in this position, you know?
Blurr: Nobodyeverdoes. Don'tblameyourselfforsomethingyouhavenocontrolover.
Me: I guess you're right.
Blurr: Alwaysam. Nowlet'sgokicksomeDecepticonaftandgetridofyourpent-upfrustration.
Me: ... All I heard was "let's go kick some Decepticon aft". I'm not sure that qualifies as "calming down", but... *runs after Blurr* I call shotgun!
You're competing in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Breakdown: Woohoo! Go on! Kick his aft! What - no, no, I can't believe you just did that! Do you know how many points that's going to cost you later?!
Me: Breakdown! This is a Yugioh tournament! *lays a card down* You can't cheer me on here! You don't cheer for people who are playing card games!
BD: Put your Big Shield guy in facedown defense position! They'll take the bait and lose like 1000 points!
Me: BREAKDOWN!! Shut up, you're going to get my ass disqualified!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Skywarp: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *runs* EVERYBODY DUCK FOR COVER! SHE'S FINALLY DONE PLOTTING OUR DOOM! *dives for safety and starts shaking*
Me: Huh? *looks down* Uh, Warp? I was just laughing at this episode of American Dad I was listening to on my iPod. What's your problem?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: I think the better question here is why not?! First of all, he's a doctor; he's GOT to be smart. Plus, he's sexy. And he's got a great alt mode, which is also sexy. God... he's the whole package!
KO: Yes... I really am what all the femmes lust after, aren't I? *poses in front of the mirror* Ah yes... I am very sexy. You've got it all, Knock Out, you love machine, you.
Me: -.- Get away from the mirror, Knock Out... your big head barely fits through the door as it is.
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Starscream: I just... I feel so conflicted! I mean, I've stepped in love a few times, isn't that what you say, but... I think this is the first time I've ever truly fallen in it! I'm helm over heels!
Me: *snort* Yes, heels! We finally have confirmation that you're dressing in drag and getting it past the sensors. So anyway. Dude, you're messed up in the head. You took me on a date just to talk about your own ambitions, got Knock Out pregnant and tried to make him get rid of the baby, then you put on a dress, tried to marry Ironhide and got shot in the ass... who the mother could you possibly have a crush on now?
SS: Oh! *swoons* That hunk of mech Breakdown. He's got everything that other one did-
Me: I assume you mean Ironhide.
SS: - And he's a Decepticon! Ah, there's no way I'm going to get shot in the aft this time!
Me: ... That all depends. *walks toward my room*
SS: Hey! Hey, where are you going? I just poured my spark out to you about my deeply hidden love for Breakdown! Aren't you going to have some reaction, fleshy?
Me: Oh, I have a reaction. My reaction is to get my camcorder, so that when Knock Out beats the slag out of you for this, I'll have videographic evidence to show Breakers that Doc Knock really does care! Then he can never use me as a sparring partner ever again.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: Okay, Optimus... since apparently my crappy dad is flying under the freaking radar... this is my mom. Mom, I think it's time you know... I'm dating Optimus Prime. So, uh... how are we all feeling?
OP: A pleasure to meet you, ma'am. *picks me up* Your daughter is a very special femme, and I only hope I am good enough for her. And for you, because I could never continue our relationship without your approval.
Me: *snuggles* He's all about family.
My mom: ... You turn into a truck, right?
OP: Er, yes.
My mom: And... you know Ratchet, right? *hearts*
OP: Yes, he's my chief medical officer, and a very good one.
My mom: You bring him next time, and you have my blessing. *more hearts*
Me: *clutches Optimus's finger* Let's take a drive! Like, right now!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Me: *writing* Okay, so... let me count it up here. Ironhide, well, he and Breakdown almost got married in one question, but they called it off. Then he smacked Breakers with a fish because he was dating Blitz. Right. So, then Starscream confessed to me his undying love for Breakers. Erm, is that it...?
IH: Breakdown! Take me back, please! I'm sorry about the wedding - I can change!
Me: Apparently it MEANS this is the freaky-deakiest love triangle in the history of forever.
BD: Go away! I don't need you anymore! *closes curtains*
SS: Who was that, Breakdown?
BD: Huh? Oh... nothing. Nothing but a memory.
SS: Oh? Funny... sounded vaguely like someone I almost married once.
SS: Frag now?
Me: AND I'M LOVING THE FREAKY-DEAKINESS OF IT ALL!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: Prowl and Soundwave? Huh. Good question, actually. I mean, they're both the strong, silent type... guys?
Prowl: Me? Kiss a Decepticon? Sorry, but that slag stopped with your boyfriend.
SW: Soundwave: ditto.
Me: -' I, uh, I guess that answers that.
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Prowl? I thought "that slag" stopped. *looks over at Prowl* Prowl?
Prowl: *busy teaching a Circuit-Su class* Now, you have to properly align all the energy in your body...
Femme: Can you help me, Sensei?
Prowl: *sigh* Alright, but this is the last time. *goes behind and takes her arms* Just like this... sweetspark.
Femme: *giggling mess*
Me: Um, you know... that's the same thing I'd do but... but I... I can see it...! And that's what scares me...
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: *humming* *taps datapad* *looks over at Blitz* Uh, Blitz, why are you staring at me?
Blitz: *Random* Oh, vas I staring? Heeheeheehee! You just look so adorable vith zat style!
Me: Um, thanks... I-I didn't think anyone noticed.
Blitz: *Icy* I notice everything.
Me: I, um, I... I-I'm gonna walk away now. Just... Just walk away.
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: *in the therapist's chair with Blurr lying on the couch* Mm-hmm. And how does that make you feel?
Me: Well, Blurr... I suppose you've never considered quitting this job? You know, to make time for a relationship?
Blurr: OhIcouldneverdothat. I'mpartoftheCybertronianEliteGuardwehavetoprotectthepopulace.
Me: Uh-huh. *taking notes* And so really, you're torn between your duty to the people and your own spark. Oh, and by the way, I'm afraid our time is up, unfortunately.
Me: Come back next week, we'll explore your traumatic childhood!
Me: *slams door* Bye, Blurr!
3 ate 7. What's your reaction?
Me: Well, time to go check on the boys. *walks past Optimus's door*
Optimus: *from inside* Yes! I finally did it, I ate you, Blitzwing!
Me: O.O WHAT DA FUQ. *runs inside* Optimus! W-Where's Blitzwing?!
OP: *pressing buttons on his game controller* Did you check Germany?
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I just heard you say you ate him!
OP: Huh? Oh. I'm playing a video game with him. My character's a zombie, and I finally infected his character. By biting him.
Me: *walks out* Why me...?
4 died. How?
Me: *crying* I-I didn't know him for that long, but... but... oh God...! *runs over to cry against OP*
Memorial: "The bravest of us all, Ironhide died as he lived... battling the tyranny of the Decepticons."
Me: *still crying* How much you wanna bet he'll c-come back as a ghost? That'd be just like him! *cries some more*
5 turns invisible. What does he/she do to you?
Megatron: Ahhhh, what an important Iaconian relic. I have to admit, I've no idea what it's called.. or what it does... hmm... SOUNDWAVE!
SW: Soundwave: awaiting orders.
Megs: ... Test this thing out. *hands over relic*
SW: *nod* *takes relic and turns invisible* Soundwave: ... has opportunity for revenge on human femme.
Me: *looking through my CDs* This is horrible!
KO: *walking past* What's horrible?
Me: All... all my CDs.
KO: What about them?
Me: *crying* They've been organized!! Who could have done such a thing?!
KO: That doesn't sound so bad, Aisha. It sounds like whoever it was did you a favor.
Me: A favor?! *starts going through CDs* They alphabetized my entire collection!! Now how am I supposed to FIND anything?!
6 loses memory. You have to give him/her a new memory. What do you say to him/her?
Prowl: *taps me on the shoulder* Excuse me.
Me: What do you want now? You need help removing that stick from up your aft?
Prowl: *confused* Um, no... I was just wondering if you knew who I am.
Me: You mean you don't know who you are?
Me: *evil giggling* Oh... well, in that case, just let me tell you! *puts arm around him* Your name is Prowl, but that's just your mild-mannered alter-ego. With me so far?
Prowl: I... have more than one personality? Should I be on some type of medication?
Me: No way! Because your other persona is a cyber-ninja superhero who saves the day and gets the girl every time! You are... *karate pose* The Silent Servo. Your master gave you that name because of your complete control over the amazing "Five Servos of Doom" technique!
Prowl: ... Really? I'm a superhero? I sound... interesting.
Me: *cell phone goes off* *pulls out phone* Oh my God! Silent Servo, you have to hurry! *holds up phone* Somebody's holding your best friend Bumblebee hostage!!
Prowl: What? My best friend? The fiend! Where do I go?!
Me: *writes down Capt. Fanzone's address* Here! Hurry!
Prowl: *runs off* I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU, BEST FRIEND BUMBLEBEE!!
Bumblebee: *walks up* What's he talking about?
Me: *grin* You'll find out in like an hour.
7 is having his/her baby today! What's her/his name?
Me: I dunno. His three personalities will probably fight over different names.
Blitz: *Random* Heehee, nope! Ve already decided! *rocks baby* Her name is going to be Sasha.
Me: Aw, that's a cute name. How'd you guys agree on that?
Blitz: *still Random* Ve vanted her to retain her mother's Russian heritage! Isn't zat right, cutie little Sasha? *baby talk* Zis is ze happiest day of my life!
Me: *backs away slowly* I... I don't want to know.
8 is a pervert. He's/she's coming right at you. What do you do?
Me: Oh hell no! *whips out pepper spray and hits the button*
Blurr: *scream* WhatdidyoudothatforIwasn'tevendoinganythingthattime!!
Me: PERV! *sprays*
Blurr: OW!!!! IJUSTWANTEDTOGETTHELATESTREPORTSFROMYOUI'MTELLINGRATCHETWHATYOUDID! *runs away, optics watering*
Me: *looks at pepper spray* ... Oh God, I'm slagged.
9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him/her up?
Me: *hugs Breakdown's foot* Come on, Breakers. He wasn't worth your time! I mean seriously, who tries to marry your former fiance? Like, really?
BD: *crying* I know, WHO DOES THAT?
SS: *walks in* Hello, everyone, another processor-numbing day.
Me and BD: *throw M&M's at him*
Me: Hmmph! *takes Breakdown's hand* Come on, Breakers. Let's get out of here.
BD: Yeah. Suddenly got a lot colder in here. *walks off with me*
SS: I... I don't even know what I do anymore!!
ANOTHER ONE!! From the generous "Question-Meme Generator" over at dA.
I used these 10: Knock Out, Starscream (TFP), Optimus Prime, Ironhide (movie), Soundwave (TFP), Prowl (TFA), Mirage (Dino), Blurr (TFA), Breakdown, and Skywarp (TFA).
1. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Knock Out and Optimus Prime, and why?
Me: Hmm... well. I think Optimus would have to be the hero. That's kind of a given.
Optimus: Are you sure?
Me: Well, the other guy's a Decepticon! The most he could do on the Autobots' team would be to become your sidekick and offer plucky comic relief.
Knock Out: Hey, Optimus! That guy just scratched my paint job! *breaks out his buzzsaw* Evil-doer, PREPARE FOR SURGERY!
Me: And offer psychotic, double-entendre medical one-liners. See, it works out great. Kids would love that show.
2. Skywarp suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Me: *meep* Skywarp... you know?
Skywarp: *nod* Y-Yeah... I-I didn't mean to see it, I swear!
Me: This is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me... *paces* You... You won't tell anyone else, will you?
Skywarp: O-Of course not! I would never do that to you! I... I'd be too afraid of what you'd do to me if I told.
Me: *glare* Good. Be very afraid.
Skywarp: Meep! *hides*
3. What do you think about Starscream?
Starscream: Think very carefully about what you're going to say, human!
Me: There's the obvious, of course... he's extremely attractive.
Starscream: That's right. *struts* Not even you, a human femme, can resist this aft... these legs... and... do I even need to say it?
Me: *deadpan* Dem heels. *excited* *runs over and latches herself onto his heels* I know he's evil and all, but he's just so damn irresistible!!
Starscream: HEY! GET YOUR FLESHY SERVOS OFF ME!!
Me: *bouncing* Wh-What is it about the phrase "HIS heels" that gets me going?! *still bouncing*
4. Does Breakdown have any pets?
Me: ... If he does...
Knock Out: Hehe... let's prepare for dissection, Breakdown, shall we?
Breakdown: *nod* *pulls out a cage* Here we go. What am I going to do?
Knock Out: Oh your job is easy. All you have to do is hold it down while I dissect.
Breakdown: *sigh* Right... here, cyber-kitty-kitty...
Me: Ahem... if he does... he hides them well.
5. What do you think about Optimus Prime?
Me: *blush* I, um... w-well... he's a great leader.
Optimus: Do you truly think that?
Me: Yeah... *still blushing* You're strong and... and you always know just what to say. And... and you care about us. If, um... if you were real... I'd wait in a line for four hours just to talk to you.
Optimus: *picks me up* You are a very kind femme. You flatter me.
Me: *hugs* W-Wow, you're holding me... *faints*
Optimus: *sigh* Well, I believe that just told your question everything it needs to know about what she thinks of me...
6. Do you think Blurr is a virgin?
Me: Hey Blurr! You want some coffee?
Blurr: *runs by now* SorrynottodayIdon'thaveanytimeI'vegottogetoveranddeliverthisclassifiedreportstoLongarmPrime! Seeyoulater!
Me: *hair now messed up from the wind* *angry pout* I think... he's a virgin. When would he have a time for a relationship? *eye twitches* And if he's not... there are femmes out there with some interesting stories.
7. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Ironhide and Mirage! How will it go?
Me: Ooh! I wanna go on the bumper cars first!
Ironhide: *grunt* I thought you were playing that on the way over here, with the way you were driving me. You're buffing out all these dents when we get back.
Me: Jerk. Mirage? Bumper cars?
Mirage: Ah, no! We go on the fast roller coaster. Il più veloce a fine corsa!
Me: 'As fast as it'll go'? Oh Mirage, you know I can't go on roller coasters! Do you want to be thrown up on?
Mirage: Not the finish! I'll go by myself then! *runs away*
Me: He's almost as bad as Knock Out. *looks up at Ironhide* You wanna go in the funhouse?
Ironhide: Please! That wouldn't frighten me.
Me: I know. *grabs onto his leg and shakes like Skywarp* I can't go in without a buddy.
8. Can Mirage be a bad influence?
Me: Well... I don't want to say yes...
Mirage: *speeds up* Hahahaha! Mangia la mia polvere, carne-bag!
Me: But for one, he's street racing, which even the Decepticons frown upon. For two, he just told that guy to eat his dust. And called him a flesh-sack.
Mirage: Take that! *rounds the finish line* I win! In your fleshy faces! *victory dance*
Me: And he's a sore winner. *sigh* So, I don't want to say yes...
Mirage: You are all losers!!
Me: ... But yes.
9. How would Soundwave insult Mirage?
Me: With his own words! And I mean that literally. Watch this.
Soundwave: *has Mirage pinned down* *plays a clip of Mirage speaking from the movie* On the ground, per favore, and STAY there!
Mirage: *struggling* Copione! (Copycat!)
Me: Best fight ever. No, wait, no... I think Mirage and Knock Out would be the best fight ever! But... But this is so funny too... oh God... *collapses laughing* I CAN'T BREATHE!
Mirage: DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KEEP IT UP, FLESHY FEMME!
10. What would you do if Prowl confessed love to you?
Me: *glomps Prowl* Oh my God I knew it! *kisses his cheek* I knew you couldn't resist me and my feminine wiles!
Prowl: ... *through clenched denta* How does Saturday at eight sound? *is being dared to do this*
Me: I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TIGHT AND NEVER LET YOU GO!!!
AND ANOTHER ONE. From "OC Meme Central" at livejournal.
1. Knock Out
2. Starscream (TFP)
3. Optimus Prime
4. Ironhide (movie)
5. Soundwave (TFP)
4 overhears 2 and 5 talking about him. What are they saying, and how does he react?
Starscream: ... And I believe I finally have a plan to get rid of that accursed Autobot, Ironhide. After all, he shot me in the aft in some other meme this femme did!
Soundwave: Soundwave: listening.
Starscream: Good good, now, I think the best approach would be to...
Ironhide: Sneak up on me?! LIKE I'M DOING TO YOU RIGHT NOW?! *rains bullets down on the Decepticon ship* I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE, BUT WHILE I'M HERE I WILL OFFLINE AS MANY OF YOU PUNK-ASS DECEPTICONS AS I CAN!!
Me: *scream* *runs* Knock Out! Shield me with your finish!!
What is 1's least favorite thing about 3?
Knock Out: His paint job! I mean, seriously, Optimus. *walks around Optimus* You may have sweet rims, but flames? So last century. I could... fix that for you.
Optimus: *raise eyebrow* I don't think I'm interested.
Me: Yeah! Keep your kick-ass flames! Don't listen to him! He doesn't know anything about detailing!
Knock Out: *buzzsaw out* Come again, oh femme of fanfic?
Me: Meep! *hides behind Optimus* Don't let him hurt me!
4x5. Who tops?
Me: Ooh! Tough to say. Ironhide's a warrior and all, so you would think it'd be him, but Soundwave... has those tentacles.
Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Autobot: inferior.
Ironhide: Get off me! Slagging Decepticon!
Me: *looks at camera and holds up fingers* Giant guns: 0. Naughty tentacles: over 9000.
How would 1 react to 4's taste in music/hobbies/clothing/potential mates/etc.?
Knock Out: I can't take it! *runs out of Ironhide's room* YOU HAVE NO STYLE! YOU'RE NOT PRETTY! WHERE'S MY FRAGGING MIRROR, DAMN IT?! I NEED SOMETHING PRETTY!!
Me: O.O What happened, Ironhide?
Ironhide: *shrug* I think I devised a new plan for dealing with Decepticons. Just play them your music and show them your hood ornament collection.
Me: Aw... I think you traumatized him, 'Hide.
Ironhide: Good. Then he won't come near our base ever again!
2. 3. Flat tire on the interstate. Cell phones dead. What happens?
Starscream: This is ALL your fault, Prime!
Optimus: No, it's all YOUR fault.
Starscream: My fault?! How is this MY FAULT?!
Optimus: You were the one distracting me. I didn't see that rock.
Starscream: You were shooting at me! What was I supposed to do?! Let you ground me?!
Optimus: It appears to have ended that way despite your dodging.
Starscream: Don't you tell me how to dodge! I'm a flyer, I was born to dodge aerial attack!
Me: Hehehehe... *eating chicken wings* *clicks a button and screen zooms in on Starscream's face* Maybe I should go rescue them.
Starscream: I'll take you offline right now! *shoots lasers*
Optimus: *pulls out his arm cannon* Will you?
Me: ... Right after I see who wins this shit.
What would 4 be most shocked to learn about 2?
Me: I think he'd be most shocked to learn he used to be neutral in the war. Right, Screamer?
Starscream: Key words, used to be. Oh, I may have considered joining the Autobots once or twice. But the allure of Decepticon power... well, it's too much for anyone to resist, even a mech with such strong willpower as myself.
Ironhide: Wait! You almost joined us?
Starscream: Indeed, but that foolish notion was quickly banished.
Ironhide: ... Thank Primus. *walks away to go polish his cannons*
Starscream: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
Me: ... I think it means you would be a terrible good guy? That you're better at being bad than good? I... I think he just complimented you.
Starscream: *blink* Well, frag me flying.
Of all five, who's the most intelligent?
Me: Ooh! Now, there's a head-scratcher. Well, Starscream is cunning and clever... but I wouldn't exactly call him intelligent.
Me: Because half the time you just manage to lose a limb or spring a leak. On the other hand, Knock Out's a doctor, so he's got to be somewhat intelligent.
Knock Out: Haha. I win, fleshies.
Me: BUT, since he's better at taking things apart than actually fixing them - and he's a narcissistic little pixie - I say he's out too.
Knock Out: *buzzsaw* Sleep with one little organic optic open...
Me: *gulp* And while Ironhide is good with battle plans, I have a feeling that if he took over while Ratchet was on vacation, poor Ratchet would come back to a Med Bay full of broken patients.
Ironhide: Well, aren't you a nice little processor-damaged human?
Me: *gets far away from his cannons* So it comes down to Optimus and Soundwave. And, Optimus, as much as I love and respect you, and think you're a great leader and just wonderful... I have to give this one to Sounders.
Optimus: *nod* I hold no hard feelings, but... I believe your audience might want to know why?
Me: Because he can hack into every computer on the planet except for yours, without getting caught. Got to take some serious skills. Not to mention... he knows everyone weakness. *grin* Except mine!
Soundwave: Soundwave: knows.
Me: Oh yeah? Then what's my weakness?
Soundwave: *holds up a bar of chocolate* Femme: jump for it.
Me: AH! *jumps for it* CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!
Who has a better chance of solving a Rubik's Cube: 1 or 2?
Me: Well, Starscream would probably have a pretty good chance of solving it...
Starscream: Ha! *holds up incomplete Rubik's Cube* I unlocked the key to the universe! All hail Starscreeeeeam!
Me: ... If, um, if he actually understood how it worked. I think Knock Out has the better chance of solving it. See? *point*
Knock Out: Hmm-hmm-hmm... *makes one last twist* There we go. All symmetrical, matching, and pretty as a picture. Did you want this back, Aisha?
Me: Oh no. Decorate Med Bay with it! I'm sure your patients will enjoy looking at it while you're... doctoring... them. Hehehehehe.
Knock Out. *pats my head* Hear the evil laughter and the medical barbs? I've taught her well.
Whose death would upset 5 more - 3's or 4's?
Me: Huh, lots of good questions on this meme. *looks over* Soundwave?
Soundwave: Soundwave: does not care about Autobots going offline.
Me: Uh... *watches as he walks away* Right. Um, well, I think if he HAD to pick one, he'd be more upset over Optimus's death. You know, leader of the Autobots - Megatron wouldn't get to kill him, and Soundwave lives for Megatron. Did that make any sense...? XD
Soundwave: *from far away* Femme: never makes sense.
What is 1's ideal Pokemon team?
Me: *glares at Knock Out* I bet you don't even have any idea what Pokemon is, do you?
Knock Out: It's one of your human... something-or-other.
Me: Tv show. Card game. English dub sucks.
Knock Out: ... That could be said for several things...
Me: So what would your dream team for the game be?
Knock Out: Well, isn't it obvious? *puts a hand on his hip and flings out a hand* All the beautiful ones, of course! I would never surround myself with anything less than utter beauty. Which reminds me... *point* What are you doing here?
Me: *hiss* Watch it, pretty boy.
5 has a camera and two shots left. What does he take pictures of?
Me: I think that's pretty obvious. Right, Soundwave?
Soundwave: Soundwave: photographs targeted technology and Autobots' human allies.
Me: That's what he always does! He's so sneaky. And when he gets back to base, he'll switch it out for another camera.
Soundwave: Camera: with more memory.
Me: You bet your sparkplugs! *hug*
3 treats 2 to a movie. What kind of movie to they see?
Me: *snort* Umm, a kid-friendly animated comedy illustrating the fact that bad guys always lose?
Starscream: *comes running out of the theater* I CAN'T TAKE THE OPTIC-BURNING IMAGEEEEEEEES! WAAAAAAAAH! *bridges back to the ship*
Me: Optimus! What the hell did you take him to see?
Optimus: You mentioned something about a certain children's show last week that he might be terrified of.
Me: ... Optimus. What. Movie?
Optimus: "My Little Pony".
Me: ... You just broke my brain. Thank you, have a nice day, I should go find Screamer.
4 has been drinking a bit... Who is more attractive to him: 2 or 3?
Me: Lol. Ironhide getting tipsy? Wowee! I mean, I could imagine him getting drunk, but...
Ironhide: *strokes Starscream's arm* So, you come here often, cutie?
Me: Uh-oh... methinks something's not right with the universe...
Starscream: *picks up a cup of energon* No. I only came for drinks.
Ironhide: Yeah? Yeah, I hear you, baby. Now... Now I learned this from one of my human friends so... I might get it wrong, but... *gets closer* I lost my number, can I have yours? *grabs at Starscream's chest* Hey... Hey, where are your breastplates?
Me: *tries to stop laughing* OH - OH - OH MY GOD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Starscream: *shrieks* *runs past me* YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE! AND I'M NOT A FEMME!
Me: That's what you get for wearing high heels!
If something happened to one of 5's close friends, who would he be more likely to go to for support - 4 or 1?
Me: Well, that's 'Hide or Knock Out... I think Knock Out. Just because of the whole "they're both Decepticons" thing, you know.
Soundwave: Soundwave: does not have close friends. Soundwave: has annoyances.
2's password for his email account is/would be...
Me: You know, I actually have no idea. *waves to the cameraman* Come on, let's go find out! *sneaks into Starscream's room* *peeks in* *whisper* Oh good, he's on his computer. Zoom in and increase your audio.
Starscream: *vents, clicks on something* Well, another lousy day of listening to Megatron glitch at everyone... let's see if I've gotten anything in my electronic mailbox. *types* "Username... Lord_Starscream... at msn(dot)com. Password... 'allhail2me'." *click*
Me: *looks at the camera* *whisper* You guys, you really should have known.
5 is poking around 4's room. What object catches his attention?
Me: Well, let's have a look.
Soundwave: Soundwave: must find evidence. *searching* *moves something and finds... a giant gun* Soundwave: ... must return to base.*transforms and flies away*
1 would have a blog dedicated to...
Me: Hey! I actually read a fanfic about this once!
Knock Out: What? About me having a blog?
Me: Yeah! It was called "Stay Fabulous" or something like that. Focused on relationship advice because clearly you're the expert on that. I think you may have referred to yourself as the "Love Doctor".
Knock Out: *suggestive grin* *runs a claw down my side* I think you're in need of a... check-up.
Me: O.O ... Help.
4 admits that 2 is better at something than he is... What is it?
Ironhide: Yeah, you're better at being a lying, sneaking, thieving, evil Decepticreep! *shoots*
Me: Oh my God! *ducks* Run Starscream! RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS!
All five read Twilight. What are their opinions on it?
Me: OMG. I read that a long time ago. I thought it was okay, but there are better things I like now. Guys? Your input?
Knock Out: *sobbing* I-It's the greatest love story ever written! D-Do you remember the way Edward snuck into Bella's bedroom every night just to watch her sleep?! *crying* I wish someone did that for ME!
Me: ... You may get your wish tonight... *excited*
Starscream: I can't see how you human femmes - and Knock Out - read things like this. *holds the book up* Come on, where's the betrayal plot? Someone should be plotting to stab someone in the back struts! *tosses it down*
Me: Easy, Screamer! Not everyone likes the same things.
Optimus: It was... interesting. Some parts were very... romantic. If I must be honest with you, I find the prospect rather frightening.
Me: You do?
Optimus: Well, yes. If I was introduced to a creature that eats things like me, the last thing I would do is swap paint with it.
Me: *snicker* Optimus said "kiss". Your thoughts, 'Hide?
Ironhide: Whoever wrote this must have been out of their processor. There's no action in it! It's just two younglings looking at each other - one of whom isn't even human - and drama.
Me: Oh, give it a chance, 'Hide. That's only the first one!
Ironhide: You mean there are MORE? *cocks his cannons* I'll destroy them all!
Me: ... S-Soundwave? Something positive would be nice!
Soundwave: ... Soundwave: has a confession.
Me: Oh? What's that?
Soundwave: Soundwave: ... is already on Team Edward. Soundwave: ... is also on Team Bella.
MORE MEMES!! (This one's also from OC Meme Central.)
1. Starscream (TFP)
2. Optimus Prime
3. Prowl (TFA)
4. Soundwave (TFP)
5. Knock Out
7. Mirage (Dino/from DOTM)
8. Skywarp (TFA)
What would #8 say to you if he/she became real?
Skywarp: Ah! A human! *shields himself and starts shaking* D-Don't hurt me! Please! Don't dig your sharp little fangs into my armor!!
Me: *looks up* OK, what lies has Ramjet been telling you this time? *points to mouth* Do these LOOK like fangs to you?
Skywarp: Ahhhh! *faints*
Me: ... Scrap.
What does #7 do for fun?
Mirage: Ah... I love to race the humans. It is so funny, because they think they can best me.
Me: *typing* Last week you lost to an Aston Martin. You're a Ferrari, and you lost to an Aston Martin, Mirage. Even Sideswipe doesn't beat you!
Mirage: *hiss* That was Knock Out! That does not count! He cheats!
Me: *snort* Now now, pot, what have I told you about calling the kettle black?
What is #4's life-long dream?
Soundwave: Life-long dream: to serve Lord Megatron.
Me: And that's why we love you! *hugs* You big strong silent gladiator you!
Does #1 have any special talents / powers/ abilities?
Me: Oh yes! We call him Captain Backstabber. Can you guess why? :D Go on, guess!
Starscream: I've done nothing to you, femme!
Me: Not true. Remember last week, when you let me take the helm of the Nemesis for like five minutes and because of your back-seat driving, I crashed us? You blamed me when you were the one reaching over and grabbing the wheel and telling me I was doing it wrong!!
Starscream: Oh come on! So what? Lord Megatron already hates you! If I want to stay in his good graces, I must not do anything wrong!
Me: *crosses arms* Hate. You.
Why is life so good for #10?
Sideswipe: Why is life so good? You're seriously asking ME that? Well, if you must know, it's because... *slices through Sideways like a pizza* Damn, I'm good.
Me: Wooohooo! Sideswipe yeah! You're good alright! Good and sexay! *fans herself*
Why does #2's life suck?
Me: I can't imagine why your life would suck, Optimus! *straightens up* I mean, you're the leader of the Autobots and you rock! Is there anything even remotely bad about your life?
Optimus: My brother formed the Decepticons, I had to kill him, he came back to life, he killed me, then I came back to life, then I took the Fallen's face, then Sentinel came to Earth, then he shot Ironhide, then he joined Megatron, then he ripped my arm off, then I had to kill Megatron again. And the humans are, as Ironhide puts it, "total slagheads".
Me: ... Okay... w-well, the good in your life has to outweigh all the-
Optimus: Maybe you didn't hear me. My mentor. Ripped. My arm. Off.
Me: ... Noted.
What is #3 most afraid of?
Me: Yeah, Prowl, what ARE you afraid of? You don't seem to have any fears. *flipping pages in her book* And I would know. I keep very thorough records. *taps a picture of him as a sparkling* Very thorough.
Prowl: I'm afraid...
Me: *leans in* Yeah yeah yeah?
Prowl: ... of Bumblebee. And his obnoxious MP3 player.
Me: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! DID I NOT CALL IT?!
If you could have any trait in common with #9, what would it be?
Me: Well... I've always thought he was very... accommodating? He tries to make people feel comfortable... whereas I tend to usually just make them feel awkward.
Bumblebee: Aww, really? Thanks!
Me: Haha, just kidding. I WANT TO AUGMENT MY BODY AND HAVE STINGERS LIKE YOU!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bumblebee: ... And you people wonder why she scares me!
By using only three words, describe #6.
Me: Only three words, huh? For Ratchet? Okay, let's see... the first one has got to be temperamental.
Ratchet: Hey! You try staying in a good mood when all your patients don't have the first clue on how not to end up in Med Bay!
Me: Second one is... rigid.
Ratchet: Well, look, I have a very specific set of rules for Med Bay! All I ask is that you follow them so you're healthy... and I won't have to take a wrench to your head!
Me: And the third is... talented.
Ratchet: Okay, well now you're just being... wait wait, what? Did you just say talented?
Me: *grin* You may be a temperamental, rigid old medic, but you're good at what you do. *hug* We all love you!
What would #5's theme song be?
Me: Oh, oh, I've thought this out! *pushes button on her boombox* *starts dancing* OHHH! Do ya know whatcha got into? Can ya handle what I'm 'bout ta do? 'Cause it's about to get rough for you! I'm here for your entertainment! I betcha thought I was soft and sweet - you thought an angel swept you off your feet! But I'm about to turn up the heat - I'm here for your entertainment!
Knock Out: Ah, "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert. Good taste, for a human.
Who would you rather “get to know better”: #1 or #7?
Me: Hmm, Starscream or Mirage? Oh wow. Damn, that's a hard choice! I mean, they would both be a great experience. Starscream's a jet, which gives you a chance to join the mile-high club. But Mirage is a freaking Ferrari, which... you know what, 'nuff said for that. Starscream's probably like supersonic speed... and Mirage, well, there's nothing better than a fast car. They're both amazingly hot, too.
Starscream: She's going to choose me, puny Autobot! The heels have ascended to hypnotic meme status.
Mirage: Pfft! In your dreams. She wouldn't pick you if you were the last mech on Cybertron.
Starscream: Oh? And what makes you so sure she'd choose you?
Mirage: Two words. 1, Italian. 2, accent. You don't have a sexy accent. You sound like a robot ate Orochimaru and washed him down with a shot of tequila.
Starscream: Oh yeah? Well, you sound like Francesco Bernoulli got zapped into this world and the trip was so traumatic it dropped his voice two octaves!
Me: SHUT UP! You know what, guys? It's a tie. You're both equally sexy as hell.
Mirage: ... Alright then. Hey, look, I'm sorry about what I said, eh? I get defensive when it comes to this stuff.
Starscream: Hey, that's alright. Sorry for comparing you to a Cars character, mech. You wanna go get a beer?
Mirage: Eh, sure. I could use a drink. *walks off with his competition*
Me: *looks back* *whisper* But if you REALLY made me choose, I'd go with Mirage. Just because he's an Autobot. And have you seen those wrist blades in action? Ooh, mama!
Who do you think looks better in pink: #4 or #9?
Me: Soundwave or Bumblebee? In pink? Ffffff... *trying not to laugh looking at them*
Bumblebee: Hey, what's the matter with her?
Soundwave: Femme: ... has finally crashed. Megatron: will not be pleased. Autobot: fix it.
Bumblebee: I-I don't have any idea how to fix it! I thought YOU were supposed to be this all-mighty intel guy!
Me: *laughing* Well, I... have a hard time picturing Soundwave painted pink. But, I once saw a picture on dA of someone's OC with Waspinator, and she looked VERY like Bumblebee. Like, almost exactly. But with breastplates, and she was pink. And it actually looked pretty good. So... I'm gonna have to go with Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: Huh? ME painted pink? *transforms* DON'T GET ANY IDEAS! *drives away*
Me: BUT YOU'D BE SEXY!!
Who would be a better personal body guard: #2 or #8?
Me: That's between Optimus Prime and Skywarp... oh God. I-I'm sorry, but I don't think it's any competition.
Optimus Prime: So who do you choose?
Me: *giggle snort* I'm sorry, Skywarp, but... I really wouldn't feel very safe with you. You jump if you see your own shadow. And he's... well, he's... leader of the freaking Autobots. So sorry, I'm gonna have to go with Optimus on this one.
Skywarp: *pout* Th-That's okay... I-I wouldn't want to be your bodyguard anyway. You got attacked by serial killers in the first meme! *flies off* S-Sorry, but I'm outta here! You're a trouble magnet!
Me: ... Well, OP, you got the job.
Optimus: I'm flattered that you trust me. (What have I just gotten myself into...?)
Who would you rather have as a sibling: #5 or #10?
Me: ... Knock Out or Sideswipe, huh?
Sideswipe: You just watch, Decepticon. She's gonna pick me. She loved my Mexican standoff with the Dreads in DOTM. She can't resist me.
Knock Out: *sigh* Yes, but we're picking siblings. As in, if you were her brother and acted on her urges, she'd be arrested for incest.
Me: I got it! I want Knock Out to be my brother.
Sideswipe: *pout* WHY?!
Me: *pats hair* Because he could give me a makeover. We'd have so much fun doing girl stuff together.
Knock Out: I knew it! Now, the big dance is coming up, so your dress...
Sideswipe: *crosses arms* Fraggin' glitch.
Who would you rather trust with your most prized worldly possession: #3 or #6?
Me: My computer?! *holds it to her chest* Neither one of them's getting it! Over my dead body... maybe!
Ratchet: Was that a challenge? *twirls wrench*
Me: *gulp* If I had to pick one, I'd pick Prowl.
Ratchet: *growl* Why? Don't you trust me?
Me: Prowl would look after it. He wouldn't do experiments on it. He wouldn't think it's a Decepticon in disguise. He wouldn't get mad when the internet wouldn't load and break it with a wrench.
Ratchet: ... Maybe, uh, maybe it'd be better that he take it.
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