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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Sky High, Kingdom Hearts, City of Ember, Maximum Ride, and Generation Dead.

YOU'RE AWESOME AND ALL, BUT IF A ZOMBIE STARTS CHASING US, I'M TRIPPING YOU.

I'm Madeline.

I also go by "Zombii"

And I can't pronounce "Irish Wristwatch."

No, I will not copy/paste your shit to my profile.

No, I also don't like Twilight.

I DO, however, like Maximum Ride.

So, there.

Also, Slade Echeverria makes me hot.

First of all, I am LIVING IMPAIRED, not "undead," "worm meat," or "A computer that has been implanted with a daemon that puts it under the control of a malicious hacker without the knowledge of the computer owner." I am Fanfiction's resident zombie I just want to give you a hug. I reside in the sewage-y underbelly of Miami, plotting my return to the public eye. Maybe I start a Zombie Children of America Foundation to educate, clothe, and feed the young zombie children of this generation. Maybe. Or maybe I just sit at computer and type type type like nobody watching. Send me an AIM: ichigoxringo

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Gallagher Girls 3 by TwiHard24 reviews
“I hope we don’t expelled,” I whispered.“They’re asking for it, just try not to bruise them," Zac said, turning to face the boys.“Okay,” Dillon said glaring at us. “No more sucker punches pretty boy." "He thinks I'm pretty," he whispered to me with a laug
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Tangled by black-labrador reviews
I feel like i've had a lot of positive feedback.. I think I'll continue! Haruhi goes back to the clubroom to pick up a forgotten notebook. All is quiet until Hikaru surprises her in there... HxH!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
City of Ember: The Missing Chapters by Xrizz reviews
Doon always had a crush on Lina, but it's growing stronger! Will he hold his feelings back or take a chance? Will things go as smoothly as planned or are there going to be speed bumps on the way? Read to find out! plz R&R -- Chapter 12 up! short chapter
City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Zoey Redbird and the Rather Nasty Dead People by Ashabagawa reviews
The House of Night is in turmoil. Neferet has gone a bit mad and the other teachers are concerned that her insanity will be an excuse for Ofsted to give them a bad report. Meanwhile, Zoey is sure Kalona is up to something...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Zoey R., Neferet - Complete
That's what she said on a tuesday! by ifurcutesitbyme reviews
just some random stuff that will make you crack up! please read! you will not regret it! i swear! some jokes, not suitable for those under the age of 13... so... yeah. you'll love it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Diaries of a Deranged BirdKid by The Blonde Nerd reviews
A little thing of diary entries by the flock. I decided to extend it instead of just having the one Iggy entry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Iggy
Be My Valentine, Coraline? by Kestyn reviews
I'm just wonderin'. If Coraline Jones doesn't like Valentine's Day, maybe, just maybe…it's because she has no one to share it with, either. A little Valentine's Day special. Edit: Done! Happy Valentine's Day!
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Iggy and the PortaPotty by Monkeyzilla reviews
Iggy and Fang, while waiting in line at a Porta-Potty, are attacked by evil 6-year olds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
What if? by Ray by Another Name reviews
What might have happen if Zach had kissed Cammie the day of the founder's day parade you know..the date! if they hadn't been interrupted, tailed, and had to go do their Cove. Ops. Final. Edited Version.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Uke or Seme? by FailingDemi reviews
Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
What Torren Saw by Invader Hog reviews
Torren sees something he really wasn’t supposed to, considering the fact that he wasn’t even supposed to be where he was when he saw it. Post-POS
City of Ember - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Weapons of Mass Annoyance by FailingDemi reviews
Erasers. Hikaru. Haruhi. Test. KO'dness. See the crap I wrote about it! -CRACK/DRABBLE/implied HikaHaru--Challenge done for SHINE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
KHS 4 Life by NiteSmile Clover Rhapsody reviews
It's Kingdom Hearts. Retold in true gangsta fashion. Full summary inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sora
Dangerous by Salaphina reviews
Is Warren really as dangerous as he seems? Can Layla be just as dangerous as him? Or is it more playful? Can playful become something more. And will he reciprocate? Or will he take it to the next level?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Learn to Read With the Furuba Cast! by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Need to brush up on your reading skills? Have Shigure and the gang teach y'all how to read. Rated T...um, because I rate my stuff T. Crackfic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Momo S., Kakeru M.
That Girl's Got a Secret XD by Iamwiththewolf reviews
A new girl at Spenser. blah blah. She's got a dark secret. blah blah. Her name is MarySue Watson and she's on a mission: xxxing the covenant! WARNING: contains a MARY SUE don't like, don't read! slash?
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Caleb D. - Complete
Rocking Her World by cutepiku reviews
A parody on one-shots. Haruhi finds a wonderful surprise for her when she comes home one day... Short, and funny, please R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
That's A Lie! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
A series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Evil Laughter by internalchaos reviews
ABANDONED FIC. One day, for no adequately explained reason, Shigure becomes EEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLL! Gen.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
Operation: OVERLOAD! by FailingDemi reviews
See why the most insane authors…do not write together…for DOOM will…befall Ouran. THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR! Featuring: Literate, Koko Roco, xKuroHinotex, and yours truly...me. Warning: BEWARE of my crap writing, and nothin' else.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Bubblegum Talk by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi ate bubblegum, and the luxurious smell is now stuck in her mouth. Whenever she talks this scent just sprays and it effects young men in a light romantic way. [Haruhi x Everyone in the Club]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,447 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Not Really Spirited Away by Nalurah reviews
An insane parody on the movie Spirited Away. Chihiro is a devillish girl who has a whole bag of weapons... Not really suited for the younger ones, lots of talking about murder, taking over the world and icecream!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Chihiro O.
Romeo and Juliet Revised by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
A classic tale of love [lust] with a touch of creepy stalker. [PARODY]
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006
Warren vs the birthday by Jeune Chat reviews
The gang finds out when Warren's birthday is and become determined that he have a good time. Wacky hijinks ensue!
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Warren vs the cats by Jeune Chat reviews
Layla wrangles Warren into volunteering at an animal shelter. Wacky hijinks ensue!
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Angel by Kiss.Me.Under.The.Misteltoe reviews
When Will breaks Layla's heart, who's there to pick her up and put the pieces back together? And did he put them together strong enough for Layla to withstand even more heartbreak? Rated M just in case, sorry about the format I don't how to fix it
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2006
What does it mean? by Ovary Boi reviews
Oneshot, Warren.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
StraitJackets Only by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2006
The Adventures of Kelly Prescott by DemonicBallerina reviews
“I am Kelliella Alexandra… Esmarelda… um… well okay, I can’t remember my name, but you lot better stop looking at me funny because I am a descendent of the all powerful Kelliella Trotsbottom and I can kick butt if want to!” ...Tagteam with timydamonkey
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
Edaniel's Busy Day by Evadne reviews
With Vincent injured, Edaniel has a very busy day ahead of him. Written as part of M. Alice's fanfiction challenge.
Bizenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
Those Pants by LolliliciousLolly reviews
WHAT IF SUZE WAS A GUY CALLED SIMON? How would the Bedroom Scene from Haunted have gone then? God help us all... [ONESHOT]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
This New World by No Wonder reviews
One Shot LinaDoon Spoilers An alternate ending to the book The City of Ember.
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! alpha version by Jacqueline Sherry reviews
Has your English teacher evilly forced you to read "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen? Here is a way to vent your anger at this book! (Disclaimer: Jacqueline Sherry is not responsible for poor English grades. THIS IS NOT CLIFF NOTES.)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004
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The City of the Sparkians in Darkhold: A PARODY reviews
Electric currents may shock/injure/cause seizures if you stick something into the outlet. In case of emergency, please contact your local physician or call 1-800-DOONWUZHERE for information about...bugs. This has been a PSA from EMBER. JAN 12, 2010
City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008
Bubble of Death, or Generation Insane reviews
Colette wins a pack of Slydellco's new Prototype zombie gum! But, for some reason, this gum has a funny taste...Ingredients: Colette, Pheobe, Adam, Karen, Takayuki, Popeye, George, Pete, Margie, and Tommy///Gum may have harmful side effects on the living!
Generation Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009
Figgy and Fnick's Endless Tales from the Abyss reviews
The pointless and somewhat sharpie-induced conversations held by all your favorite Avian Americans. Beware of the endless stupidity displayed by Max. Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009
Insert Spiffy Parody Title HERE reviews
For the sake of those who hate Twilight. I have successfully managed to bash it, while still entertaining it's fans! Like we still need that, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Sora's Everyday Job reviews
Ever thought how cool it would be to be a video game character in something as cool as Kingdom Hearts? I'm sure Sora would GLADLY give you an oppurtunity to find out. SERIOUSLY. Minor RikuxSora, used only for story pregression. First KH fic. Flames ok.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Cliche' Carnival reviews
Follow the adventures of Warren and Layla at the carnival. WarrenxLayla. 2-shot Complete.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete