Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and American Horror Story.
:) favorite story from fan fic isss... "SILENT" by DanielleJasperCullen. A SERIOUSLY MUST READD!!!
IN MY STORIES I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT !! Stephenie Meyer does!! :D
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(X) You just tried to sing them.
(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
(X) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
(X) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(X) People have called you slow.
~total so far= 11
() You have accidentally caught something on fire
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling.
(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(X) If someone says "fart" you laugh.
(X) You just laughed.
~total so far= 15
() Sometimes you just stop thinking
(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(X) You are often told to use your "inside voice".
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 19
( ) You have eaten a bug.
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 21
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
() You break a lot of things.
(X) Your friends know not to use big words around you
() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
~Total all together= 24 ... uh oh.
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