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Joined 05-26-07, id: 1286241, Profile Updated: 12-31-13
Author has written 10 stories for Odyssey, Wicked, Crucible, Cinderella, and Wicked.

I am extremely unproductive during school, as far as fanfiction.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not.

Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Here's what I suggest... You pretend that rats can think, and I'll promise to pretend that humans can think, too. - The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, Terry Pratchett

You can't criticize the size of a world. I can't help it and I can't stop it and I can't deny it. - Wicked, Gregory Maguire

Much Madness is divinest Sense - Emily Dickenson

Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. - A Psalm of Life, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You've got to love life to have life, and you've got to have life to love life... It's what they call a vicious circle. - Our Town, Thornton Wilder

Good gracious, dear, all of life is a spell. - Wicked, Gregory Maguire

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should it mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling

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Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12284 - Favs: 10,782 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shattered Shoes by FizzyLemon reviews
The crowd at the foot of the marble staircase was a whirl of masks and golden silk. A chatter rose up from the center of the room as the women were swept up into a lively dance, and the orchestra played with ferocity. Trembling, Ella stepped foot onto the marble floor. She'd made it to the ball. Now all she had to do was remain unnoticed.
Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Cinderella, Lady Tremaine, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming - Complete
Dreams To Sell by Emily92 reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange ponders the meaning of a recurring dream that has much more to it than meets the eye. Bellatrix/Voldemort, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, TR/MM, and AD/MM if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
In Spite of the Wildflowers by EnjoyingObsession reviews
He knew the Witch now, though she played at mystery.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Les Miserable Actors: A Spoof by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Ever wonder what the actors are thinking when they're performing Les Miserables? A rather different set of lyrics for the show. It's better if you've read the book and know some famous actors. Very silly!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Passion by danderson reviews
Fiyero ponders his usefulness during a late night at the library. Written at one in the morning and at the university! by brainless me while keeping a genius company. It was either this or astrophysics. I chose Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
If I Told Him by TheatreBrat reviews
Elphaba wants to tell Fiyero things, but isn't sure how he'll react... Fiyeraba fluffle.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Sides by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
Well, we're always on the same side, so I can hardly say." She grabbed my hand. "Why does it matter if we're working on the same things?" She smiled at me, but I couldn't get her accomplishments out of my head.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Time Dragon by Pearl127 reviews
Elphaba in the Emerald City, after Glinda and before Fiyero. It's kind of like a cross between "Seasons of Love" and Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five", strange as that sounds. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Her Duty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
At the start of Voldemort’s first rise, Minerva McGonagall must come to terms with the reality of being a Hogwarts professor during war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Something Beautiful by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. It's a perfect spring day, and Harry decides to search for something beautiful. This is a shamelessly happy fic. Set in sixth year, compliant with all the books. Happy papering to my junior, whom this was written for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
We are Elphaba by Seal Pup reviews
“After all,” she smiled, “we are Elphaba Thropp.”Guess what? I don't own nothin! Please R&R.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
An Ode to the Original Fiction Writers by Meltalviel reviews
Sincerely yours, the Pissed Off Wicked FFN Community.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Real Mary Sue Story by LostOzian reviews
What would really happen if a Mary Sue wandered into Shiz. Swearing. Canon pairings. Post Lion Cub. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Peculiar Incident of a Witch in Waste by Lexi Theory reviews
Glinda was sure, if she asked, that there was a very good reason for Elphaba to be dangling inside the dumpster.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Do Not Disturb! by gethsemane342 reviews
Musical based oneshot. Galinda is talking about flying when all Elphaba wants to do is read. How will Elphaba cope...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Cry by gethsemane342 reviews
Glinda and Elphaba, two different people, yet one thing in common: they never cry in front of people. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Heart to Brain by LostOzian reviews
Two characters trapped in a closet, making the decision of their lives! Guess who! Random oneshot...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Ordeal by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
The sequel to The Crucible. Thirteen years later, Elphaba, Fiyero, Fala, and Liir live somewhat tranquilly in Kiamo Ko. The family's ordeal begins when they journey to Munchkinland for the funeral of a certain Eminent Thropp...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006
Our Days at Dear Old Shiz by Elphie Bubble reviews
A more in depth look at Galinda's, Elphaba's, and the rest of the gang's time at Shiz. [BookMusical blend][Gelphie] Rating for language and romance scenes. R&R and make me the happiest person this side of the equator. Complete.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
The Rulebook of Marching Season by Joyful-Sound reviews
A set of guidelines directed at the crazy stuff us band geeks do that our directors don't like. Newest set of rules: Trumpets!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
IceCream Conversation by SongbirdNoodles reviews
She's leaving to teach at Hogwarts tomorrow, but for now, Minerva goes out for icecream with her best friend Amelia Bones for one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
All Things Upright by Limelight reviews
Minerva was sent to school two years before the world went to hell. [Minerva McGonagall, the ghost of Albus Dumbledore, and the importance of appearances.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Serpent to Sting You by Mad Maudlin reviews
Two girls, two wars, the same basic question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Crucible by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Elphaba comes home to find the Gale Force beating Fiyero and he emits a startling revelation...or a desperate attempt to save Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,777 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
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Come With Me reviews
Three times Elphaba asked Glinda to come with her. Twice she did. Once she didn't. The progression of a friendship told in three quick one-shots. Contains elements of both musical and book.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2016
You Can't Choose Your Family reviews
A series of scenes from important days in Ella's life, each chapter a different day with one or more scenes from that day. Day Three-Hundred-Seventy: Six impossible things before breakfast. Disney names for convenience's sake only.
Cinderella - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015
Making Good reviews
Shiz era, post demise of Dillamond. Glinda asks Elphaba what the meaning of life is.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
The Girl's Best Friend reviews
Never mind the mice and the birds, Bruno knows he was her best friend in those years.
Cinderella - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014
Not Knowing reviews
Will eventually be six one-shots throughout Elphaba's life, they should all deal with not knowing, in some form or another. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Elphaba T.
The Journal of E Proctor reviews
Originally written for school, but I liked it, follows the events of the Crucible from Elizabeth's perspective, rating is for later chapters, might be low, but it never goes worse that what was already in the play.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Liberation Day reviews
Elphie's Liberation Day at Shiz, based off Independence Day in the United States, but insert whatever country's day you want. Based off of Bookverse, but doesn't matter.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Grimmerie reviews
It had been removed from my world for safety by a wizard more capable than I, says the Wizard. The story of the Grimmerie, now a threeway crossover, but completely Maguirecannon, NOT AU. Is to Wicked as Wicked is to Wizard of Oz. Kind of. Bookverse
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Riddles reviews
Elphaba, Galinda, Fiyero, Boq, and Nessa riddling each other over drinks, no pairings, sometime at Shiz, doesn't really matter when, oneshot
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Dual Battles
A different ending, begins in Book 24, but the families of the suitors are not sighted until they are on their way home, Athena is not with them, originally written for school, tried to keep his style, don't know how well it worked, might be overrated
Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete