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Joined 05-26-07, id: 1286527, Profile Updated: 10-31-10
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

Name: doryfishie

Location: my house (usually)

DoB: BOSTON MASSACRE

Age: teenager (but what does age haveta do with anything?)

likes: writing. Cannibalism. 20th Century Topics like World War II and the Russian Revolution. Did I mention cannibalism?

dislikes: the song amazing grace, school/public bathrooms, fancy crackers, ditchers, finishing a good book, when you're sick but not enough that you have to stay home from school, greasy hair, bad parenting

4 books: Catch-22, Phantom Tollbooth, Memoirs of a Geisha, Hundred Years of Solitude

4 TV shows: BOSTON LEGAL, House, Burn Notice, Supernatural

4 Movies: Spirited Away, Notting Hill, Finding Nemo, Paheli

4 Mangas: Death Note, Ranma1/2, Yotsuba&, Azumanga Daioh

4 Animes: Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Higurashi, Umineko

4 colors: blue, orange, green, pink

4 favorite foods: spaghetti, onigiri, orange chicken, cold veggies

4 favorite sweets: Mochi, snickers, starbursts, really good chocolate

4 favorite drinks: strawberry soda, cherry soda, root beer, Dr. Pepper

4 favorite songs: Down to Earth (Peter Gabriel), Dani California (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Mrs. Robinson (Simon and Garfunkel), Animal (Neon Trees)

4 favorite singers: Owl City, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss, Elvis

4 favorite bands: Lifehouse, Matchbox Twenty, The Killers, The Soggy Bottom Boys

4 abridged quotes:

"Wow, i think i'm going to need some mind soap" --Gaara (naruto abridged)

"I spy with my little eyes something beginning with 'gay clown'" --Yami (YGOA)

"The Messiah, you mean like Kung Fu Action Fighting Jesus?" --Sokka (Avatar Abridged)

"Screw Money I have Rules...wait let's try that again" --Kaiba (YGOA)

4 fanfiction quotes:

"'No Wormtail,' Sirius disagreed, 'we're not bad friends, we're bad people'" --Obsessive Lily Disorder

"Like Neji?" Lee asked brightly. "Does Neji have a ‘time of the month’?" --??

Harry sighed patiently. "That is to say, all species, like tigers, lions, humans, snakes, and radishes are descended from a sing- er, a very small thing that lived before any of us existed. So, we're all family!" Harry opened his arms as if he wanted to hug the world. "Exclude Dursleys, of course, and label them as meteorites that have no right to be on our beloved Earth." --You’re a Wizard Potter

"Love is the word most guys can’t say and girls look everywhere to find." --The Tragic Hero

4 touching...i guess? cute? quotes:

If Nothing Lasts Forever, can I be Your Nothing--fanfic with similar (i think) name

"Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you."--unknown

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." -- Unknown

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe

4 just plain awesome quotes:

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it--unknown

I AM NOT CRAZY! my reality is just different than yours--unknown

When life hands you lemons, make grapejuice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it--unknown

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.

And that is the extent of my life currently. i like fanfiction. i enjoy reading it, and sometimes i can write it. i enjoy multiple pairings, and am usually pretty open (EXCEPT ZUTARA.) and umm...yeah...oh, I LOVE YOU. okay, i'm done now.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14568 - Favs: 9,859 - Follows: 9,492 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Paint With Words by Ink Child reviews
i.do.not.own.Naruto:SasuxHina: He's been given the world again, he's been given more than he had before, and now she's there, breakable like glass and more precious to him than anything should be. Itachi 'will' fall. -Trusted Thoughts-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,578 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,395 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Fabula Rasa by clockwork starlight reviews
A blank story. Because physics doesn't apply to relationships, so I can totally make something out of nothing. DevArt 100themes. A serious attempt at a mostly serious story. I wandered away from canon in 2009 and I am not going back. Just so you know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 68,649 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Engagement On Hold by pei-chan reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,621 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reflective Eyes by Demeterr reviews
It started with a mistake. That ended up with me being far too close to his face and staring into his eyes. ::Hinata.centric:: ::OneShot::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned. [AU] [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Subtle Perspectives by amethysth reviews
Though they've "known" each other for years, it takes Lily Evans and James Potter several moments to truly connect. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shy Grins, Cheerful Smiles, and Wry Smirks by MissLe reviews
They were there to protect her from the world. She was there to protect them from themselves. Collection of ItaHinaSasu drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Blossoms in the Snow by clockwork starlight reviews
Love does. And flowers too. Sometimes. DateMe challenge Dec 09. SasuHina. A remix of the Golden Hairpin and Yuki Onna. With a Hanabi bonus track, because that's how I rick-roll.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Fear of the Light by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a feared psychopath, has already made 6 psychiatrists join him in the darkness. Can Haruno Sakura, top notch psychiatrist with amnesia, help him, or will she, too, be lured into his trap? [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Before the Lights Come On by Sketched Words reviews
It’s become nothing but habit for her to open her door and see the Uchiha resting against Apt. 247. She doesn't ask questions and he doesn't answer them. Courage was not always a matter of yes or no. Neither was love. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Heaven's Not Enough by eyesofcoal reviews
Sasuke leaves a broken kunoichi in Konoha to destroy his brother...all Sakura has left is a cold heart and bitter resentment. After 3 years, Sasuke returns to find a very different Sakura. Can he heal his broken cherry blossom? SasSak NaruHin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All So Wrong by vampyremiyu reviews
A forbidden love blossoms in the garden of night. But can that love survive the test of time? Warning for light lemon and possible OOC-ness. Told from Hinata's point of view. SasuHina crack pair. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Photo by MissLe reviews
.SasuHina. If a picture was worth a thousand words…and actions spoke louder than words…Hinata wondered just how big of a speech this photo was worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
CAGED by Sykoe AnimeCrasherz reviews
Always caged, Hinata tastes freedom when a thief named Naruto helps her escape her masters clutches. When she is recaptured and betrothed to prince Sasuke, the choice is hers: the man who's heart she stole, or the man who stole her heart? TWIST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Hinata H.
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tangled and Knotted by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
A story of five parts. T for L and sugar coated strawberries, and other things. LxMisa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Mirror Mirror by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Minti. SaiKarin, SasuSaku, SaiSaku, KarinSasu. When Sai and Karin first meet, they realize that they are faded copies of the originals, not needed. They also see that they are Something More, something different. They can also just be Sai and Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sai, Karin U. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
You Know You Watch Too Much ATLA When by KagomeHime369 reviews
A bunch of LISTS that explain EVERYTHING an ATLA Fan might do...just read inside and see...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Mushy Feelings by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. Oh, Sasuke was in LOVE. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not the Same by Asimi reviews
SasuSaku. Complete. When it came to emotions, Sasuke was usually clueless, and this time was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,743 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hunt by AngeLhearteD reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. He said that if she ran, he would hunt her down. He told her not to test him. Sakura knew she was no match for his speed. But she could not betray Konoha. She had to run. She had to get as far away as she could from Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Today Has Come by allurement reviews
For Epiff Annie. SasuSaku. Team 7. She loves him so much, it scares her. But at least now, he loves her back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Story by mugiwarawarrior reviews
When he were four years old, Sasuke befriended a blind girl, Hinata and they become best friends. But what happens when Sasuke's clan is murdered, and Hinata gets surgery? And will they remember each other after Sasuke returns at the age of 19?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bittersweet Hot Chocolate by Ms. Videl Son reviews
TwoShot, AU. Crossing his arms in front of his chest, Gaara called Hinata’s attention to him. “Are you playing hard to get?” GaaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone To Save You by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. For Miko-chan. “Thank you, Sasuke-kun,” she says, “for failing.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind Game by peridot scarves reviews
In the end, there were no winners. Misa x L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The World of Dating, According to Shikamaru by Wyntermute reviews
Girls and the World of Dating, According to Nara Shikamaru and his Vast Intellect. He may be a genius, but Shikamaru is still your typical bumbling teenage boy when it comes to women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Secret Santa by Amelia Bedelia reviews
COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Scar Tissue by Asimi reviews
SasuSaku. It feels like years have passed before you finally let go, relent, stare at the wall instead of her face because you don’t know how to handle her, have never known how to handle her. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The True Meaning of Christmas by iirongirl reviews
Team 7’s Christmas has never been like this, 'HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KAKA-SENSEI? Our food, Christmas lights and decorations were stolen and our tree just went up in FLAMES!.' Crack, Oneshot, Team 7, Slight SasuSaku. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: TENTH DOCTOR by Petty Insanity reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own TENTH DOCTOR unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your big haired broom in a suit, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Super Happy Funtime With Sai by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7087 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lily the Waitress by An Aspiring Author reviews
Six months ago Lily Evans left the world of wizards behind. Now she is a muggle waitress in her cousin's restaurant. Though everything changes when some old friends come to dine. LJ COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two weeks with Tenten by kiwi the almighty reviews
Tenten's broke and is looking for a way to earn some quick cash. That is, until Neji offers her a job as his :personal slave: Surely Tenten has enough dignity than to accept such a wicked offer right? Right...? NejiTen TenSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,054 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
sealed in wax by arabesque05 reviews
Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
King of the Hill by Super Ceech reviews
When Kagome, Sango and Ayame went to spend two weeks at a hot ski resort, they never expected to meet and hang out with arrogant professional ski racers, Inuyasha and Kouga, and their perverted friend, Miroku. Let the chaos begin! Pairings: IK, MS, KA
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,309 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
The Chips and that Other Block by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Call It Irony by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Karma by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hogwarts School for Teenagers & Thier Problems by All4inuyasha reviews
If you enjoy getting hit on the back of the head with a baseball bat, you'll enjoy this more than a fat kid enjoys cake. Crossover between lots of things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Serenanna reviews
On Valentine's Day, finding the perfect gift for that special woman in your life should not be this hard, really. No roses or wrenches were harmed in the production of this piece of fluff . . . well . . . Royai, EdxWin, OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Redshift by Cyberwolf reviews
A redshift can occur when a light source moves away from an observer. [written for the Tenten community's February challenge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Tenten, Sasuke U.
Thirty Degrees Below Zero by missingno1010 reviews
He used to be so nice back then. He was optimistic, joyful, and caring. What happened to the boy I knew so many years ago? If he's been locked away...I'll find a way to free him. [NejiTen] Oneshot Tenten POV Rated K R&R! [For NejiTen Gift Exchange]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snapshot Moment by Nkiseki reviews
AU Attraction only takes a moment to happen. Falling in love, however, requires thinking and on the occasion, a phone and alcohol. In which Sasuke was not happy when a pale eyed Japanese girl showed up at his apartment and shoved a mobile in his face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
I Dare You by Wolf Blossom reviews
Kagome and a bunch of her friends, including her worst enemy Inuyasha, were all playing I Dare You. If Kagome declines Inuyasha's dare, she has to sleep with him. But when Inuyasha dares Kagome to marry him... hell erupts. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,474 - Reviews: 5429 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 219 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect World by MissMinnie08 reviews
Hinata and Naruto are getting married, but is it truely 7th Heaven? When Hinata is betrayed, can Sasuke heal her broken heart or is he doomed to never have his love returned? SasukexHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,260 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
That's Life by Hinata-hime reviews
AU Take a slightly emotional female, and mix that with an extremely unemotional male. What do you get? Total. Highschool. Chaos. Plain and simple. SasuSaku plus NejiTen, KibaHinaNaru, InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,909 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
10 Ways by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE] James uses Sirius's bad advice to try and attract Lily. Humorous and sometimes embarrasing turnouts follow. JPLE. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Teenage Rhapsody by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
AU She was new at Konoha High. But she didn’t have a dark secret. She wasn’t social. She wasn’t very attractive. She wasn’t very popular or very geeky. Hell, she was always alone. Now that Sakura became a senior, things start to mix up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,047 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005
Remembrances by Kilerkki reviews
Itachi remembers everything. And Hana has never been the kind of person he could easily forget. [Oneshot, ItachiHana]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reasons for a kiss by Mila J reviews
They have been married for a few months now but that doesnt mean they are in love.[Sasuhina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Homecoming by ohmmeter reviews
ANBU Captain Hyuuga Neji was betted by his team to dismiss any female who might want to occupy the seat next to him, to which he has successfully done so for the past hour, that is until a hungry Tenten appeared. [nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer with the Arrogant Prat by Elladora D. Jobberknoll reviews
After a blazing row with Mr Potter, Lily leaves for her friend Hestia Jones's summer home in France. Little does she know that the neighbor's house belongs to James Potter! And his fellow Marauders are staying for the summer! How will she survive?COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,073 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
75000 pieces of silver by electraray reviews
AU fic. where hinata slowly develops a backbone and neji's a third year high school student fawned over by girls. Enter Sasuke, kakoii bartender. Any comments or plot ideas welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
You Got Served, Voldemort! by LaRohaZeta reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter world goes- ghetto? Lots of break dancing and improper grammer! Please R&R! One shot-shortie!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Optimism by xxpoisonivyxx reviews
In the midst of her Bad Day, which included a rejection from Sasuke, a gain in weight, and now, getting lost near the Hyuga Mansion, Sakura runs into someone unexpected...[SakuraNeji InoShikamaru] chpVI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Median by Lisse reviews
Sasuke clings to the past, Hinata tries to save the future, and the present balances somewhere in between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Not Really Looking reviews
Another pause before, "What about me, nii-san? Am I allowed to like whoever I want?" "I'll let you like whoever you want Sasuke." "Ew, Never in a million years!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Playground reviews
Because some men shouldn't be allowed out to play
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009
Breathtaking reviews
sasusaku as they stand there, above waves unmoved by time, they try to start again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bye, Bye Paradise reviews
And hello Chaos. "Kakashi, what the hell is this?" "It's my literary wonder!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kakashi H.
Falling has only a Moment, Not a Mattress reviews
The first time he saw her was in a coffee shop. The first time he talked to her was when she moved into his apartment building…the one right across the hall. The first time he knew her was in the middle of the park surrounded by the falling rain, dancing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quoted reviews
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Happily or Otherwise reviews
It wasn't Happily Ever After, but it was close, and with a little hard work anything is possible.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hidden reviews
SMILE She had never smiled at him. It was always hopeful, covering up the hurt; very self-conscious. Never like this. Genuine, if tentative, this one was real. It was hers. He liked that smile. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contemplating the Second Ambition reviews
Ichiraku Ramen was out to get him; he was positive. Why else would it put such absurd notions into his head and make him run around like a fool? Sasuke contemplates his second ambition and how to achieve it. SasuXmult
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sasuke U.
Those Thick Walls reviews
She had dug a hole, it wasn't very big, but it was enough to break his defenses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kitten Eater reviews
“Sasuke-teme, don’t eat kittens for breakfast, it’s not nice! Dattebayo!” SasuTen cause there just isn’t enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Recognition reviews
Sasuke had always rejcted people, so when she realized he knew her name, she was ecstatic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgotten Wedding Plans reviews
Her daughter giggled, “He said that he loved me, and that when we grow up, we should get married!” Hisae always wanted the best for her daughter. That's why when Hinata had a nightmare, they would plan her wedding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Buried Pink Hair reviews
Mikoto had always wanted a daughter. So, standing on top of a table at the festival she decides to pick one out. "Alright Sasuke-kun! I want you to marry that little girl with the pink hair over there!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete