Author has written 1 story for Four Brothers.
HI. im K.C., im 17, im a girl. I Love music, sourdough bread, my computer, and writing. Im the weirdest person you'll ever meet. And my freinds love me for it. So should you! I love to read other people's writting. Im a pretty good writting my self but i prefer not to put my stuff up because i would rather not shame the others with my imense writting technique. Just Kidding. Anyway, i hope one day i will have the guts to put my stories up and everyone will love them!
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