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 Author has written 20 stories for Courage: The Cowardly Dog, South Park, One Piece, Dexter, Star Wars, Legion, Danny Phantom, and Bleach. Welcome. Whatever brought you is unimportant, because now, you are here. I have much to offer, such as the first-ever Busopp fic, or a lovely story wherein David Tennant of Doctor Who fame tortures former twink current gnocchi James Cordon to death with a knife (AO3 exclusive). All is here. If you have ideas for a dumb fic you think would be hilarious, send them my way. I am always interested in the ludicrous. Thank you, and good-bye. May God be with you. |
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The Coward's Redemption by Ssjshadic reviews
The liar. The prideful pretender. The coward. Usopp didn't know how much he could change, even when the chance was thrust onto him. He doubted he could correct things with his slingshot and his wits, even with a decade to work with. But, even though he knew he was the weakest, he was still a Straw Hat pirate, and he would damn well try.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 161,512 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Usopp
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,414 - Reviews: 4656 - Favs: 8,748 - Follows: 9,537 - Updated: 8/11/2023 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,066 - Reviews: 4683 - Favs: 6,378 - Follows: 7,354 - Updated: 1/26/2021 - Published: 8/17/2018 - OC, Azazel, Viser
Confusion Ensured by blueh reviews
It starts with a car accident. Then the voices, then the storm and then the pirates. A parallel dimension should be impossible but pirates have a strange way of breaking the laws of physics. Ace now has to share his house with someone who looks exactly like him, yet is very, very different. (Ace and Luffy fall in the modern world and meet their doubles) REWRITTEN. Dimension travel
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,125 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 8/16/2017 - Luffy, Marco, Ace, Thatch - Complete
When the Tides Come In by Dio Warwahl reviews
[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Luffy, Garp, Vegapunk, Ace
A Solar Powered Headache by Sir.Butter.Bottoms reviews
Lucy loved all of her spirits, really she did, even the pervy cow and the playboy lion. But this particular light shooting giant was making it real hard for her when he went and caused more destruction than Natsu, Gray and Erza combined. And that was one of his easier traits to love. Rated T for now for pervy jokes and cussing.
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,297 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kizaru, Lucy H.
The Dex Files by MonSolo23 reviews
AU, set after Season 2. Dexter writes a letter to Deb that explains everything, to be opened after his death.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008
The Pursuit of by A Very Neat Monster reviews
Dexter and Debra’s pursuits bring them uncomfortably close to one another’s secrets. Post season 2, spoilers for seasons 1 and 2. Point of view: alternating between Deb and Dex. Strong M, primarily for violence. Brief reference to Dex/Rita. Showtime based
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
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The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore) reviews
No lies. That was the promise Stan made with Butters way back when they were kids. At the time, he could never have guessed just how disastrous such a tiny promise could become. As the years pass, the chasm between them grows wider and wider until it eventually seems like nothing could ever bring them together again. Nothing but chance.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2023 - [Butters S., Stan M.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
What If? reviews
A series of short stories about the many What If's of the Dexter series. Chapters 1-3: What if Dexter Killed Paul Bennet? Chapters 4-7: What if Dexter wasn't a Twat? (Season 9 finale rewrite) Chapter 8: What if Dexter and Joe ("You") swapped Pathologies? Chapters 9-: What if Dexter was the Older Brother?
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2022 - Published: 10/30/2020 - Dexter M., Rita B., Angel B., V. Masuka
Being Anakin reviews
(Direct sequel to "Becoming Anakin", read it first) Following Vader's crash on Tatooine, his rescue by Kenobi and subsequent return to being Anakin, he realizes that things might not end so easily. The Empire is still at large, even though Anakin now has the knowledge to stop it. The only issue is that he will need to seek help from the Rebellion, who never liked him that much.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/13/2022 - Published: 5/4/2021 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Is Yourself reviews
An AU retelling of The Ultimate Enemy where we follow Danny's grief-fueled descent into madness as he does everything he can (and a little more) to find what he has lost, all the while ignoring everything he could gain. No pairings or smut.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2022 - Published: 4/13/2022 - Danny F., Valerie G., Vlad M., Dan Phantom
Red-Nose and Long-Nose Are(n't) Enemies reviews
When Buggy set out to become the King of Pirates, he hadn't expected his conquest to be quite this easy. Even less, he certainly hadn't expected some long-nosed marine greenhorn to follow him the whole way through. To Usopp, if capturing Buggy('s heart) meant chasing him all the way to Raftel, so be it. (Marine AU, Usopp/Buggy, yes this is now a real ship)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2022 - Published: 9/14/2020 - [Buggy, Usopp] Nami, Smoker
Kyle Dies reviews
He was supposed to be saved. Instead, Kyle was killed, leaving a dystopia in his wake. Stan, the only one who had been able to go back in time, is left reeling as he merges with his younger self and reality attempts to right itself. In the aftermath, Stan is sent 40 years forward, into a future he no longer recognizes - a future that he has no choice but to change.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 12/19/2021 - Butters S., Kenny M., Stan M.
If I Ruled The World (I Could Finally Save It) reviews
After a disastrous attempt to change the past, David finds himself stuck in the past without a body. With no other choice, he takes residence within the mind of his infant self. There, he might actually have a chance to save the world. Now, if he could only convince his younger self to let him possess his body...
Legion - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2021 - Published: 10/6/2021 - David H./Legion, Amy Haller, Walter/The Eye
Pirate King Luffy goes Back in Time reviews
Twenty years have passed since Luffy became King of the Pirates. All his Nakama are dead, and he lives only in their honour. One day, a storm strikes, and he suddenly finds himself on the deck of the Merry, face to face with his crew and younger self. They're headed for Alabasta, and they've just gained an unwanted tenant.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/7/2021 - Published: 8/24/2020
Becoming Anakin reviews
After a devastating crash-landing on Tatooine, Darth Vader finds himself faced with phantoms of the past he thought he'd never see again. With no other choice, he submits himself to the care of Obi-Wan Kenobi, only to find doubts plaguing his formerly assured mind. After all, when your brother is caring for you, how can you not care back? /M. Prequel content, contains some Legends
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/30/2021 - Published: 4/26/2021 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Would He still be Proud of Me if He Knew? reviews
After having his ship wrecked by the storm after Season 8, Dexter finds himself washed up on Miami Beach, 26 years in the past. There, he meets not only himself but also his foster father. With no choice but to return to his old job, will he be able to satisfy his Dark Passenger and the Code of Harry without being caught by the person who made it?
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2020 - Published: 10/26/2020 - Dexter M., Debra M., Harry M., Doris M. - Complete
Yeah But What if Usopp Really Was God? reviews
Years ago, back in Syrup Village, Usopp ate a strange, white fruit. After a bunch of stuff happened, he sealed away all knowledge of what had happened, including his own godly powers. Years later, he finds himself referred to by the name of "God Usopp", and he once more remembers what powers he governs. Literal God Usopp. Yes, I'm a sucker for the pathological little lier.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 5/8/2020
The Straw-Hat Among Us reviews
There were two imposters among them. Set in the Polus map in Among Us, this is a crossover fic starring Usopp, Buggy, Kizaru, Smoker, Marshall D. Teach, Marco, Doflamingo, Shanks, Zoro and Caesar. Every chapter will focus on one character who eventually dies in the chapter. Some people will be murdered, others voted out. Ten chapters in total. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2020 - Published: 9/30/2020 - Usopp, Buggy, Kizaru, Caesar C. - Complete
The Long-Nosed Spy Who Loved Me
The year is 1947, the place is East Berlin. Sanji is a secretive critic for the Michelin Guide, and Usopp is the long-nosed spy who mistook Sanji for his accomplice and dragged him into some sort of conspiracy. This might have been a good cause to flee East Berlin, but something about Usopp stirrs Sanji's heart in an odd way. Sanji x Usopp, Spy thriller AU
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,125 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 9/5/2020 - [Sanji, Usopp] - Complete
To Learn, to Grow, to Love reviews
On Sabaody Archipelago, the nine were separated, sent to nine different locations to train. Usopp was sent to the Boyn islands, but he didn't know that. He didn't know anything, because there was nobody there to teach him. He spends two years in isolation, alone. When the time comes to return, he meets Sanji along the way, who teaches him to heal, and to love. Sanji x Usopp.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 6/16/2020
Lone Pirate King Luffy Goes to Earth reviews
Luffy, lone Pirate King and wanderer of the big sea place, is sucked into a weird tornado and finds himself on Earth, talking to none other than a reluctant Ace. And also Marco is there. ModernAU, Dimension travel, PirateKing!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 4/9/2020 - Luffy, Robin, Marco, Ace
Luffy Becomes a Hollow and Goofs Off reviews
Unable to fulfil his dream of finding the One Piece, Luffy dies and becomes a Hollow, waking up in Hueco Mundo with no memory of who he is or what he wanted. There, he spends a year, trying to satiate his hunger, and after becoming a pain-in-the-butt to everybody, he's tossed into the world of the living, where he meets and becomes a pain-in-the-butt to Ichigo instead.
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Luffy, Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Bunny in a Cage reviews
After Mysterion gets accidentally killed by Professor Chaos, Butters is faced with not only the fact that his buddy Kenny is immortal, but also that he's one of his rival superheroes. Without any solution to think of, he kidnaps Kenny, and attempts to keep him in his basement. However, as the two find out, things aren't quite so easy. Butters x Kenny hurt/fluff fic. First SU fic.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2020 - Published: 4/9/2020
The Devil's Barber reviews
Frederick von der Walt is a young, christian boy, raised by Mother Marie in the monastery she lived in after she found him in a clearing beside the corpses of a goat and a cat. After a certain incident occurs, Fred decides to leave the monastery to study to become a barber, where he meets Barbara, an aspiring nun, and Petthew Gondy. /Basically a crime fic with demon!Fred AU.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Freaky Fred
When He's Down reviews
(Freaky) Fred and Barbara are a young couple in love, living their romantic little life with litte care. But, one day, Fred has a depressive episode, and altough Barbara attempts to comfort him, this might be the day he finally becomes naughty... Basically, Barbara takes care of Fred when he's down, naughtyness and softness ensues. Very soft. Extreme softness. Most Softness!
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Freaky Fred - Complete
A Lovely Pair with Lovely Hair
Fred had always been a strange boy, ever since his younger years. But nobody could have expected what he would become; to what depths he would plummet. After being stuck in an institution for years on end, he is visited by Barabara, his old flame. And she makes him an offer: if he becomes sane once more, he can live with her until he gets back on his feet. He agrees.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,449 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 10/31/2019