UPDATE: I'm sorry to anyone who is following me, but I will be going on a temporary hiatus due to too much going on in my life. I will try to be back soon, but right now I just can't handle regular updates on fan fiction. I will take this down when I decide to return, which should be (hopefully) soon.

Hi,

My name is Abigail. It seems like people like to rant pointlessly about them selves on there profile, which does seem kind of fun, so I'll give it a try.

I'm not going to tell you how old I am or where I live, because that would just be stupid, but I will tell you that I'm still in my teen years. I love to write fanfiction, even though I'm not actually that good at it, but whatever. If I told you about all the things I'm interested this list would probably never end, but at the moment my latest obsession is manga and anime, I didn't know anything about it until just a couple months ago, now I can't get enough if it. I also love to read novels, especially vampire romances, some of my fave authors include:

Stephenie Meyer (Well duh, who doesn't like Twilight?)

James Patterson (I've only read a couple books by him, but the Maximum Ride series is excellent, and I love Sundays at Tiffinys)

Tamora pierce (I love all her books, but my favorite would probably be the Song of the Lioness Series, because that was the first one I read)

I also LOVE animals, I've just always had them around me, I mean my first word was dog, and some of my first memories are feeding horses in my backyard. I'm also a vegetarian. I guess I just couldn't justify eating meat after I knew what it really was and what they did to the animals, not that I dislike anyone who does eat meat, I mean my best friend is definitely a carnivore. I have TONS of pets, 4 dogs, 3 cats, 3 birds, 2 ferrets, a rabbit, and a lizard... last time I checked (Don't ask, my household is nuts). I also love wild animals, especially polar bears and pretty much any type of whale (although I really love bowhead whales), I wish the world would just get it together and realize that we could be perfectly happy with out killing and maiming endangered species. I guess we're just idiots. Oops, sorry looks like I've gotten off topic and started ranting about my beliefs. Anyway, back to favorites, when it comes to music I'm pretty open, except for rap, I'm not a big fan of that. I like way to many bands to list, but her are a couple:

P!nk, Panic! At the Disco (LOVE them, I wish they would come out with another CD), My Chemical Romance (I haven't listened to them much, but the songs I've heard are good), Paramore, The Cruxshadows, The Dixie Chicks, The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Crazy Loop, Cobra Starship, Necessary Response, Snow Patrol, t.A.T.u., Utada Hikaru, And tons of other random artists that I can't think of right now.

Lets see, I'm not sure what else to put on here really. I do have some funny quotes and stuff so I guess I'll post those, I dont know, I'll probably change my profile later, I don't like keeping it one way for too long.

Quotes:

(Me, my mom and a friend, Sterling Silver Sliver, are arguing over this guy we saw on TV)

My mom: "That guy would make a good vampire."

Me and Sterling Silver Sliver: "Ew! No way!"

My mom: "Sure he would"

Me: "Well he would be better than the guy they're casting as James that's for sure."

Sterling: "Ug, no. He has dimples."

Me: "Well the guy who's playing James does too."

Sterling: "Yeah, but he has manly dimples."

Me: -stares- "Whoa. Random."

Sterling: "I have no idea where that came from."

Me my mom and Sterling: -bursts into laughter-

(You probably wouldn't understand this unless you've read Twilight, and know that they're turing it into a movie.)

"This is not a @#ing yoga class! This is humanities!" - Sterling Silver Sliver (Don't ask.)

"When the light turns green you go, when the light turns red you stop, but what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?" - Sterling Silver Sliver

"When on door closes, another door opens... But the hallways are hell." - Don't know who said this, but I heard it through my mom.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed." - Not sure who said this, but I think its hilarious.

"I've crossed over to the dark side... don't worry I brought a flash light." - My friends shirt.

"The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for whites or women for men." - Alice Walker (I LOVE this quote!)

Wilbur burst into tears. "I don't want to die," he moaned. "I want to stay alive, right here in my comfortable manure pile with all my friends. I want to breath the beautiful air and lie in the beautifly sun." - E.B. White (Chorlotte's Web)

"Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"I'll kick your ass if I have to... But I really reather love you." - P!nk

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)." - Eddie Izzard (He has got to be one of the funniest people alive)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"Special? Like eating-the-paste special?" - Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls

"Life is not ass-fat!" Violet (I think that was her name) - Private Practice

"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer - Psych

"Why can't we fight the demon of cleanliness? Or the demon of housekeeping? Or that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on." - Prue - Charmed

"I don't obsess... I think, intensely." - Prue - Charmed

"I dreamt of and animated musical last night. Is that normal?" - Piper - Charmed

"Cole! Good People don't turn other good people into water coolers!" - Phoebe - Charmed

"If I had a dollar for every time an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch..." - Phoebe - Charmed

"Wow... you were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here..." Paige - Charmed

"Dammit Paige, don't practice on me. I may be dead but it still hurts!" Leo - Charmed

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." - Twilight

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." Nudge - Maximum Ride: SOF

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of hers could have turned mother Theresa into an axe murderer." - Max- Maximum Ride: TAE

"I vill no destroy de Snickuh bahrs!" - Gazzy - Maximum Ride: STWAOES

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." EdwardAddict

“Ugg. I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” - Prank Wars - EdwardAddict

"Sarcastic girls are very, very sexy." - Fang From Warmer Hearts by EvilSarcasm217

All of a sudden Miroku came and sat next to Sango. His hand inched closer and closer. Then Sango shot him a if-you-hand-comes-any-closer-I'm-gonna-kick-your-butt-so-bad-your-not-gonna-be-able-to-walk-for-weeks-and-I-can't-believe-your-such-a-perv-and-I-don't-know-how-I-can-fit-so-many-words-in-one-look death glare. - A Dream Come True by Darkness Fames

He just stared at her. “This coming from the woman who dreams about shaving my eyebrows off.”

“I’m not alone, ya know. Me and Sango, we have MEETINGS.”

A blank look. “You…have meetings….about…my eyebrow….?”

“Yup. We’ve even given it a name.”

“It already has a name.”

Was it her imagination, or did Fluffy seem a bit defensive? Or…jealous?

She snickered. “No! Tell me you aren’t…”

He sniffed.“Aren’t what?”

“You’re….mad….that we picked out your eyebrow’s name without consulting you!”

Sesshoumaru glared down at Kagome, who in turn started to giggle. “Well it’s MY eyebrow, I ought to have a say in it.” - On the Seventh Day, God made Gravy by sabrinaw (has got to be one of the wierdest fan fics I've ever read, but it rocked!)

Funny Sayings(Not sure where these originally came from but I found some of them on peoples profiles):

If all else fails, read the Instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Join The Army. Visit places. Meet cool people... Then kill them...

There cannot be a crisis next week. MY schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Psychology: Mind over matter? Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

When I hear somebody say "Life is hard" , I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it only takes three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not to bright.

My Imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

It does not take courage to fight your enemies... but getting a brazillian wax? Now that's brave!

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.

Yes, I hit like a girl. you could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies...

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, now that you're not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone...

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil. (Okay, I know I got this off of someones profile, I just cant remember who, so if you see this and go, 'hey I said that!', or 'hey thats mine!', tell me and I'll say you said it.)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Vampires are cooler then a polar bear's toenails. (I got this off a t-shirt on cafe press)

Copy and Pastes:

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (Lol, bet you didn't see that one coming.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this onto your profile.

If you avoid ice-skating because last time it led to manslaughter charges, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

AVD is Addicted to Vampired Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

Stop the pairing wars!

By copying and pasting this onto your profile, you vow to respect others pairings and the people who like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions, but not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about storys even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt copy and past this onto your profile.

If you like my writing (really?!) then please visit my Deviant Art account: http:///(I will probably update faster on Deviant Art then I will with FF, and I will probablly post my new work there first.)