Author has written 22 stories for Naruto.
SASSYGAY THE BUTTBOW WEARING PANSY-BOY
NOTICE: I hath returned! With better stories! Or so I like to think... "We Need Better Heroes" and the first "Suicide Boys" are my newest stories (personally I like to think that they show how my style of writing has improves and changed...but maybe it hasn't.) Hm...okay I'm done.
favorite random quote from a fanfic: "Who took my clothes off and put me here? I bet they enjoyed the view." Sasuke to Gaara
next favorite random quote from a fanfic: " 'Now, what is your all-time favorite cartoon?'
(To the theme of batman) 'Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, SPIDERMAN!' " -hehe silly drugged sasuke
next next favorite quote from a fanfic: "I was on the roof, pretending I was a snowflake..." -omfg sassygay what are you on?!
Naruto pairings that I love:
NejiNaru (but really only in The Ultimate Uke Syndrome and maybe in STRAY)
Random Quotes from my life:
~"I love how our favorite descriptive word is rape...'What happened to it? It got raped.' " -kimmie
~"You enslaved it and then you raped it...that's how epic it was!" -my little sister T-T oh how i have twisted her
~"I can do it BUTT style!" -again my little sister (p.s. she's totally talking about butt sex right there...)
~"Yeah well, go rape a bunny." -sam
~"If I could a romance novel while having sex it would really help the sex..." -sammie
"That would take talent, you should try it." -kimmie
"Or you could listen to it on audio c.d.!" -me
~"Just say it Sassygay...'Naruto I'm gay for you.'." -kimmie
~ me is asleep
"Say buttsex! It'll wake her up!" -sammie
"Buttsex!! Where?!" -me
(i do not remember this)
~"...and then I had like TEN packets of SUGAR! My legs wouldn't stop moving!" -kimmie
"Sounds like speed." -me
"But without the drug, you can get the same affects as speed as you can from lotsa sugar." -kimmie
"But if you take speed your teeth won't rot." -me
"You may die, but your teeth will be exquiste." -kimmie
~"At least you don't have the power to make guys gay. I'm like: 'I love you!' and they're like: 'I just realized that I like penises.' " -me
~"Now, now incest is bad, very bad." -kimmie
~"You...haven't actually...read any incest, right?"-kimmie
"What have I told you BAD INCEST BAD!" -kimmie yet again on the incest topic of itachiXsasuke
~"Sam! Quit thrusting! You have nothing to thrust!"-kimmie to sam (whose a girl by the by)
~ -sam pretending to fly around with a hoodie on her head- "I think Sam's lost it..." -me
"Sam's lost it? I'm organizing someone else's DVDs!" -kimmie while being OCD
"And I'm reading gay porn..." -me.
~"It could be worse..." -kimmie
"I could rape people with small, dead rodents." -kimmie
"Oh, that would be worse." -me
~"The funniest thing happened while I was in Kentucky!" -sam
"You were raped?!" -me
"No...thats not funny..."
-five seconds later-
"Oh my god! The funniest thing happened at Vacation Bible School!"-kimmie
"You were raped?!" -me
"No after that."-kimmie
~"I wanna take my shoes off!" -random kid
"No! Don't take your shoes off! What if a giant snake comes and eats your foot!" -random pastor
"What's your point Steve?" -kimmie
"Snakes hate shoes." -random pastor
WARNING: I am physically incapable of writing happy endings. I twitch, start hyperventalating, fall into convulsions and proceede to pass out. It's not my fault, it's just how I am. The same goes for writing hetero stories...why I do not know.
Definition of an emo:
emo (e-mo): someone who wears a lot of black and hates the world, but mostly themselves The one night stand between Goth and Scene (the bastard child)