Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Femalepadfoot is currently living in Poland with her thirty children. She lives in a shoe. A very old stinky shoe, but she does well with what she has. In her younger days, she battled dragons in Afghanistan with Napoleon. It was like a really corny buddy cop movie. Pretty soon Napoleon was like "Hey, sorry, girl, but I gotta hit the road. Places to go, people to see, countries to conquer."
So they parted ways. It was a solemn affair because Femalepadfoot doesn't like long drawn out goodbyes. He promised to call her, but that didn't happen.
Now she and her thirty kids do things like freeze in grand central station and write all the graffiti you see on trains.
Recently, she got together with the Prince of Yugoslavia and she adopted his daughter, Leeloo.
I know I owe you the one about Sirius out of Azkaban or whatever... I think I owe it anyway. I'm tired though... and yeah. About to graduate this week and I'm anticipating having a lot of time. I hope so anyway. I am taking some summer classes and working... probably two jobs, but ehhh. It'll be okay.