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Name: Nunya

Age: Nunya

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Naruto, Bleach, Akuma to Love Song, Ouran Koukou Host Club, Koukou Debut, and Fruits Basket

Fave Characters:

Naruto: Hinata, Sasuke ( a little), Shikamaru

Bleach: Orihime, Ulquiorra (did I spell that right?), Renji

Akuma to Love Song: Maria, Meguro

Ouran Koukou Host Club: Tamaki, Haruhi, Nekozawa, Mori (I LOVE MORI), Hitachin twins, Huni, and Kyouya

Koukou Debut: Fumiya, Haruna, Yoh, and those guy that are new to the school ( forgot names) -.-'

Fruits Basket: Kyo, Haru, and, Rin

Likes: Pandas, my friends, Anime/Manga, tv, aqenimies, and computers.

Hates: Animal killers, anime/manga haters, and obnoxous girls and boys.

Hobbies: youtube watching (:D love kevjumba), reading fanfic, and reading manga.

Least Fave Characters:

Naruto: Sakura ( ALL THE WAY!!), Orochimaru, Kabuto, Madara Uchiha, Danzou

Bleach: Rukia, Aizen, and Captain Yamamoto

Akuma to Love Song: Anna

Ouran Koukou Host Club: That girl who threw Haruhi's stuff in the pond, Tamaki's grandma, Renge, Eclair, and Kyouya's dad.

Koukou Debut: Asami and that ugly girl who called Haruna a mean girl

Fruit Basket: Yuki's fanclub, and the president who told Momji he didn't look good in the girls uniform, but MOMIJI DID!!

Things To Paste To Your Profile:

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
have
a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you
did.

(")_(")
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

PLEASE READ & SUPPORT IT BY COPY & PASTE IT ON YOUR PAGE!!

Drink Driving is bad. (Not Mine)

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink Driving again Not Mine again...

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

--xx--

Forget (Not Mine either!)

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

Unspoken love (Not mine also)


She'd known him her entire life
She always dreamed to be his wife
Just his smile made her heart melt
But she never told him how she felt

Forever hoped to have him here
Always dreamed to hold him near
Time passed and they both did grow
But still she never let him know

Perfect chances passed her by
But she just couldn't tell this guy
No matter what she'd ever do...
He still didn't have a clue
But one day her whole world did end
When she heard news from a friend
About the wreck he'd gotten in...
She'd never see his smile again

Now at his grave she softly cries
The tears running from sad eyes
This hurting girl whose heart is broken
All because of love unspoken

--xx--

I Am Lilly

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child Abuse (Not mine)

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

--xx--

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Isn't this sad!!

To Sakura (Naruto)Haters

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sai at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS

If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS ( I don't like Sai, but STOP HITTING NARUTO!!)

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ( I DO HAVE A LIFE. . .)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I HAVE BOTH OF THEM. . . and catfish -.-)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (. . . (>. >)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. ( I CAN'T HELP IT)

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, xXx.MurakamixXx, ryomaeijiarehot, Kyonkichi'sTohru

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN IT!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!!

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If you are, or know, anyone that is obsessed with Sasuke, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!

If you've went on someone's profile just for because you wanted to stalk them on fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever stared, blank-faced, unblinkingly, jaw-slack, empty minded for one minute or more copy andd paste this into your profile.

To you Orochimaru is Michael Jackson or Gene Simmons? You decide! Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke is pretty fly for a white guy copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Hinata, Sasori, Itachi,
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? hmm...let me get back on that one
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? No!!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? -.-' No..
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. A bajillion and one Naruto character pictures in my room. Some Shonen Jump, the Naruto Konoha village headband...um...yeah
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? ITACHI!! he is the "bomb."
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku..-pukes in bucket-
9) Which team is your favorite? TEAM 8
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, because it is not true..:)
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes... because it's true...yeah..most people read it and heard it by now.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI! SASORI!
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I used to but now he has grown on me...
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No...i dont watch Shippuden..I read the manga. but regular Naruto yeah.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No! I skipped about 100 chapters just to read about Itachi..I must go back and read them!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Oh, yes I do!
17) Sub or dub? Sub! I cannot stand the dub! Naruto is just ...wrong.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANIT-SAKURA ALL THE WAY!!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Adorable/funny!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? ugly nerd. j/k! YOUTHFUL
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Gai!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? HE'S FULL OF YOUTH! AWESOME!! How could anyone hate him.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? I D K
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? I do, of course!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? yeah
27) Do you like lemons? NO!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, they make fun of me and my manga/anime love!! -sobs in pucked bucket-
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? YES! EVERY SINGLE ONE! LOVED EM!
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? I have. OF COURSE I HAVE. I made her sit down and watch.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? NO
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Yeah...hahaha especially with the headbands
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes, my life. Not my grades. I HAVE ALL A'S!! (i have a social life)
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No,
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELL NO!! I say that now, but in a couple of years...
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO! that makes no sense.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? OH YEAH!
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No...ewww...he had like hands in his wings..
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? nope
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes. Naruto made me really get into anime/manga more than I was. I am on fanfiction all the time and onemanga.com is one of my favorite websites because of all the manga. Plus, many people at school this i am a weirdo!! not the ALL A's GIRL WHOSE ANSWERS I WANT TO COPE OFF!

If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile.

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Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Deflowering The Flower by destiny's sweet melody reviews
Hinata is one of the most popular girls at South Konha High, but what happens when a jealous girl hires a certain loudmouthed blonde to win her over, just to deflower her. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,215 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Inuyasha Remix by XxEijibabyxX reviews
One of my best friends and I go to Feudal Japan. Everything is about to change because this is the reemmmiiixxxxxx
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Inuyasha
Truth or Dare: Inuyasha Style by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Crossover between Inuyasha and Naruto :D
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Toshiro's First Day of School by xXrainmakerxX reviews
What happens when Toshiro goes to school and finds everything covered in crack? Will he survive? Does he like school? This is my first fanfic. Please R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Ways To Annoy Your Favorite Group From Inuyasha by XxEijibabyxX reviews
I was really bored and I know all you Inu fans want to go to Feudal Japan but if you got there...what would you do if you got bored? These are just a few ideas...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Naruto Found Love reviews
Naruto finds love in a hopeless place. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Naruto U., Konan - Complete