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Joined 11-19-01, id: 128820
Author has written 11 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Peter Pan, Moulin Rouge, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lord of the Flies, Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Edward Scissorhands.
This is Me:
hello hello ~.^ My name is Krissy!
I'm nearly 15 (August 20, send me presents! :P) and going into my sophmore year of high school. When I "grow up" I am going to do what I've been doing my whole life- write.
I'm cheerful and happy and I write poetry and sometimes I think more than is good for me, but most of the time I act like someone who runs into glass doors. Which I do. Often.

These are My Obsessions:
- my violin, named Signor Erik de Charmantmusiq-Chernozema. We just call him Signor.
BOOKS:
-everything Phantom. by everything I mean the music, the musical, the characters, and the books. But Erik above all else. Erik=god, His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman (sraffies rock)
Ender's Game, Phantom, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,the Last Unicorn, Weetzie Bat books
Artemis Fowl (he's awesome!), A Series of Unfortunate Events
MOVIES:
-Moulin Rouge! (diamonds are a girl's best friend),Tim Burton (and so, by default, Johnny Depp),Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Caribbean (see?),the Mummy (...tightpants), Star Wars (old ones! New ones...not so much), the Crow, the Matrix (...does absolute perfection even begin to describe...?)
TELEVISION (aka America's God)
the X Files, Invader Zim, Friends, Will and Grace, the Daily Show, SNL (luv Jimmy Fallon!)

These are My Life:
One Night (Pirates of the Caribbean): whoah, I'm sorry for all the Will fans I apparently pissed off ^^; She was drunk! We all do bad things when we're drunk!This will be updated extremely frequently, as it's summer and I don't really do anything else all day besides stare at Jack pictures

Fiend Angelical (Phantom of the Opera): complete! But I may rewrite it at some point, just cleaning up grammar and awkward sentences.

the Pumpkin Queen (The Nightmare Before Christmas): I think I'll have to wait until next Christmas to get inspired for this one ^^;
Lady of the Pies (Lord of the Flies): dead and dying. May just delete.

True Love Knows No Boundaries (the Immortals series): complete! sequel possibly on the way

and, another story is on the way! It's kind of His Dark Materials crossover. I accidently fused an old Sailor Moon story line with Will and Lyra...oops ^^; Didn't realize until it was too late, but the idea is just too yummy to pass up. It should be here shortly...shortly meaning whenever I stop being lazy and finally post it...^^;

These Are Words:
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is...forty-two

"now, bring me that horizon...dadadadadadadadadada...and really bad eggs...drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
~Captain Jack Sparrow

"Angel of music! Guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory!"
~Christine, the Phantom of the Opera

"Death to the heretic!"

"If you have some liniment, I'll put it on my dignity. I think it's sprained."
~Mrs. Whatsit, A Wrinkle in Time

"But I also have to say for the umpty-umpth time that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all"
William Goldman, the Princess Bride

"What the hell, he thought, you're only young once, and threw himself out the window. That would at least keep the element of surprise on his side."
~Ford Prefect

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood"
~Oscar Wilde

"Teenagers are vile creatures who grasp and exploit in the name of popularity"
~Ned Vizzini, Teen Angst? Nah...

"Death is going to die"
~Lord Asriel, the Golden Compass

"the sad truth is that the truth is sad"
~Lemony Snicket, the Carnivorous Carnival

"It's not easy having a good time...even smiling makes my face ache!"
~Dr. Frank-N-Furter, the Rocky Horror Picture Show

"there is no spoon"
~Spoon Boy, the Matrix

"Come back to me! I love you forever!"
~Valentine, Ender's Game

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest...honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid"
~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

" 'Never! Never! Never!' she cried, and backed against the wall to defend them to their death."
~Philip Pullman, the Golden Compass

"I once thought I was wrong- but I was mistaken"

"Dance with us, Gir! Dance with us into OBLIVION!"
-Cows, Invader Zim

"Tell them stories"
-Philip Pullman, the Amber Spyglass

These Are the Last Words:
I love talking to people, so feel free to add me to your buddy list or send me an e-mail. I have no life so I'll probably mail you back right away ^^;
word to the wise: Ender is my literary soul brother...so I have to say...read Ender's Game!! And then...read Speaker for the Dead!And then...pretend there isn't anything else...unless you really enjoy sobbing hysterically for a few weeks...thats the lesson I have learned this summer.
peace 'n' love, darlings!

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Where is Peter? by Radio-active Potato reviews
Just a poem about a girl, on the eve of her becoming an adult. Will Peter come for her?
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003
Borrowing Your Heart by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A slightly fluffy Jack Sparrow romance. JackAnamaria pairing! Set after the first movie. As in character as I could make it, so please read and review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
The Speaker and the Hegemon by Flame Tigress reviews
"I know who wrote it. If he can speak for the buggers, surely he can speak for me." -- The dying Hegemon sends Ender and Valentine an ansible message. How does Ender make the decision to speak for the brother who was his enemy?
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003
To A New Life by aroar11 reviews
A girl is forced to leave the U.S. to live with relatives in Ireland. Relatives who are close friends with the Fowls.(She and Artemis dislike each other from the start.)But what happens when they have to work together to save...*Complete*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,962 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
I Am The Pumpkin King by Amp reviews
I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
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Home reviews
Kim wants to see Edward one last time before she dies, but Death is close behind when she starts her final journey to the mansion...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003
One Night reviews
One night can change a lot. Ten or so years later, Will and Elizabeth are happily married. Their first child, a boy called Billy, looks mysteriously like Jack and dreams of being a pirate. What happens when real pirates show up, with Jack on their tails?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Lollipops reviews
How Artemis will get his memories back. Takes place a few months after Eternity Code. Short, sweet, and complete. Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Complete
True Love Knows No Boundaries reviews
Daine and Numair, a little after the events of the final book. Numair is having some second thoughts about his Daine's relationship,and she convinces him otherwise...please read and review! complete
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Fiend Angelical reviews
A girl who plays the violin finds her way to the Parisian Opera House. Erik cannot resist her talent and begins to teach her, hidden behind the mirror once again...what will come of this encounter? NOT 'another woman' story *complete*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Complete
Lady of the Pies reviews
what would've happened if a plane full of girls had crashed ontp the island? This is a 'serious' fic and not silly, as the title implies!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/10/2003
the Courtesan's Daughter reviews
Satine's birth, a little of her childhood and how she became the Sparkling Diamond. Please read and review! *complete*
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Complete
Erik est mort... reviews
A small continuation of Erik's after life. Set after that fateful obituary appears in the paper...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002
the Pumpkin Queen reviews
mere days before Jack and Sally's wedding, Oogie Boogie makes a comeback and kidnaps Sally. When a beautiful detective comes in to help solve the case, will Jack's resolution waver? (-not- 'another woman' fic)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 12/21/2002
Beau Bleu reviews
"Beautiful Blue" plotless, pointless, and ridiculously short Christian&Satine fluff! but, hey, it's kinda cute! please read and review!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2002
Behind Locked Glass reviews
A short fic-lette from Peter's mother's view. I wrote this about two years ago and now I'm reposting it in an easier-to-read formate. Please review!
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002