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Author has written 26 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Life on Mars, Speak, Bones, I Am the Messenger, and Leviathan series.

Australian, teenage girl. Hence the strange (read: correct) spellings of 'favourite,' 'colour' and the suchlike.

I love talking about reading, writing and (not 'rithmatic) books so drop me a line if you want a chat about them. Or music. Or politics. Or history. Or Australian versus other cultures. Or World Wars one or two. Or Russian History. Or various religions. Or various films. I do love to talk.

I update sporadically. Very, very sporadically. Apologies.

Notes On My Scrawlings:

10Tens - My first Leviathan fic, also the first multi-chapter series I've completed in a while. Basically it's ten chapters, each with ten drabbly-oneshot pieces, revolving around a theme like Deryn being discovered, Beatles songs or readers choice. There will be a sequel piece called 20Tens after Goliath comes out. Probably.

The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas - My foray back into my home fandom, Artemis Fowl. On hiatus right now, but it will be picked up again for the 2011 Christmas season, and so should be finished some time around July 2013.

Double Dutch - Parody is where I started in writing, and where I feel most comfortable. This isn't parody, and I have no idea where it came from, though I am quite proud of it.

and then, Letters To My Original DNA Source, untitled third piece - The Max II trilogy, exploring her and Omegas characters, because it's a well known fact James Patterson is a moron with lots of money.

Unimaginable - My attempt at taking Twilight seriously, exploring Rosalie's character, because she's awesome. There may be a follow up with Jasper or Alice, called Violent and Wonderland, respectively.

Dust And Cigarettes - The formatting is a little screwed up, but it works. Life On Mars and my first go at drabbling properly, with 100 words exactly.

Silence Series - My various attempts at writing well for Maximum Ride. Thread for Thread is sort of connected to and then and Letters To My...

Anything prior Unimaginable is a little older and a lot clumsier. I'm proud of the Silence series, and have been meaning to rewrite the Sue Slayers for nearly three years now. Don't judge me, I was YOUNG THEN. But people seem to like them. Just stop requesting to be a Slayer. Guys, I finished the story four years ago...

Upcoming Stories:

little metal boy - me saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series :D

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Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 268 - Words: 339,859 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
All That Lies Between Us by only-more-love reviews
A series of oneshots about Booth, Brennan, and other characters. Some are set in the future, others are set in specific episodes. Chapter notes specify timelines. Thanks for reading.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 36,731 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Karen's Religion by Aelysa reviews
How dare anyone have something that Karen doesn't? That's what Karen thinks when she realizes all her friends belong to a church and she does not. When Karen's parents refuse to give in, Karen takes matters into her own hands with disastrous results.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,766 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Karen B. - Complete
Schrödinger's Zombie by freudwithwings reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
It Takes Two by dnrl reviews
Percy is a suffering student of marine biology at NYU. Against his wishes, his cousin signs him up for a tutor, and he resigns himself to endless boredom...but the tutor he gets definitely isn't what he was expecting. Percabeth, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
Breathing Yesterday by PennyOfTheWild reviews
A collection of vignettes, drabbles, oneshots and random nostalgic moments, pre-to-post TLO and maybe beyond. Because I was going to start one of these someday. Multiple characters and pairings: may contain spoilers for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Killing Kristy Thomas by oneoneohohone reviews
kristy worked hard to get where she is. too bad she stepped on so many people to get there. nothing to do with 'before we grow up! wip
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Claudia L. K./Claud, Marguerite M./Cokie
Kings by Fox Scarlen reviews
In which Alek finally admits his feelings for a certain Darwinist middy to himself, and contemplates the reaction of two kings ascending the throne. And kissing. Dalek-quite obviously. xP
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Working Relationship by ffefryn reviews
Five drabbles featuring Nathaniel and Piper, with some vague romantic undertones.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Nathaniel, R. Piper - Complete
After Mary Died by Manzy reviews
Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder by Inclination reviews
John has always been a big believer that actions speak louder than words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
These Dangerous Lives by Inclination reviews
"Toujours pur, a voice in the back of Sirius' mind purred, and he smirked." A brief look at Sirius and Narcissa's relationship, and what their family expect for them. For 64damn prompts, #50, murmur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The Truth About Commitments by PennyOfTheWild reviews
'Because every relationship has its ups and downs, so too does marriage .' Foaly and Caballine's early days had their problems, too. For Nicola.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Foaly, Caballine - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 266 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by Guardian of the Realm reviews
Purely a What if... story for my pleasure, but curiosity of what others think got the better of me. What if someone else made it to the rope before Leslie and Jess and Leslie only know of one branch of Terabithia? T for probable violence and suspense.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007
Ten Trips Through Wonderland by AkaiNagi reviews
Alice/Tarrant Ficlets from ElJay's 10Prompts Group. AU for Alice staying in Underland at the end of the movie and becoming part of the White Court.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,479 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Normality by demented cookies reviews
In which Artemis ponders the advantages and disadvantages of being normal and whether or not he should or could be so. Rated T for brief use of *GASP!* the S-word! D:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Montauk Affair by Musafreen reviews
Sally/Poseidon, started out trying to be as canon as possible. Nevertheless managed to involve a toothless old man and Amphitrite. Now stuck in a continuity rut. Read at your own peril.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sally J., Poseidon
A Will Without a Way by Fractaledsymmetry reviews
Crowley's effort to be redeemed. One-shot.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The It without an Antecedent by Nyah reviews
Guys," Angela said. "I think it finally happened." BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
How to Love a Madman by Hmpf MacSlow reviews
What it says on the tin. Let's assume Annie is real, for now.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Say by Eighthnote reviews
Drabble. Max. Fang. Kind of vague. Shamelessly fluffish. But it has branched off a bit. There's something for everyone. Angst, fluff, romance, pretty much anything. Back, yes. I have added another one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Max, Fang
Before It's Too Late by bluewingedkitty reviews
What happens when you want something to happen? Do you do something? Or wait for fate to take its course? What if you HAVE to do something or risk losing everything you love? Fax, obviously. C'mon, click on it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
Insecurities by fearblank reviews
LilyxDraco 'It just figured that the first time in ten years he set his sights on a woman, she just happened to be Potter's daughter.' mainly fluff, with a dash of Pathetic!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lily Luna P., Draco M. - Complete
Long Day's Night by jane0904 reviews
A one-off piece. It's been a bad case, and a certain detective can't sleep. Maybe someone could help. Mild UST, and a little creepy. Set anytime.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Bad Writing In Twilight by Gocatcatcat reviews
We've all seen it. Bad writing invades our brains. I'm here to help in an amusing manner. So open it. Worst-case scenario: your writing and views on other pieces of writing will improve.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008
A Memoir of Wisdom by PennyOfTheWild reviews
Sometimes, she wonders if she is heartless.' Because, the books didn't do her justice. Athena-centric,Four-shot. Winner of the Veritas Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
A Risk Worth Taking by Pereybere reviews
Post-Ep for Harbingers in a Fountain. Booth decides some risks are worth taking.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Two Hands in the Dark by Lli reviews
Butler-centric. A brief look back on his life and how it wasn't ever, really, his. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Butler - Complete
Back and Forth by kittykatloren reviews
Assorted Booth/Brennan shots - good, bad, whatever pops out of my mind. CHAPTER 31: Hands resting on her smooth hips, Booth decided that he rather liked this kind of interruption of his personal time. ON HIATUS.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Two Worlds And Three Syllable Words by LostPerspective reviews
Once the words have been spoken, infused into the air around them, they cannot be taken back." *WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5* Read and review :
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Eleven White Mice by souperkyoot reviews
//Previously Innocence Crumbled// A mess in the Lower Elements is not Artemis' biggest problem this time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Janine Loves Her Computer by Emerald of the Sea reviews
Janine Kishi really loves her computer. And she's not so uncool. One-shot.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Love Game by Shinobi Mi-chan reviews
Crowley's singing along with Lady Gaga, and Aziraphale isn't quite sure what a disco stick is.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Win by Azarr reviews
They hadn’t even made it to the bedroom, and the musty, dirty carpet scraped at Mello’s palms as he clenched his fingers and pressed on. He was so close - just a little longer...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Whispers of the Forest by Kintora reviews
When her village is attacked, Kaya escapes to the lands of the West where she hopes she will find her brother. Will Kaya finally reveal her dark past after Ashitaka's absence? Can a certain wolf god give her the love she tries so hard to avoid? AS, K?.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005
Bittersweet Symphony by dnrl reviews
Series of oneshots, romantic, angsting, and otherwise. Pairings vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
nogarE by FrescaPower reviews
Everything in Alagaesia is the opposite of what it should be. Brom is young, Arya is weak, Angela is sane, Murtagh wants to go to the Varden,and Eragon questions nothing. A parody of the Eragon movie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Names by lulu0814 reviews
Just another fic about the finale. Brennan muses about her nickname and its significance while Booth is in a coma. Short and rambly.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
That First Year by PencilHeart reviews
Ten songs, ten drabbles, ten snapshots into the first year of Castle and Beckett's marraige. ONESHOT
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Something More by PencilHeart reviews
COMPLETE! A series of drabbles/ficlets concerning the romantic relationship dangling between Castle and Beckett. Because the tension between them is very obvious. Caskett
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Homecoming by Sashile reviews
After her capture, not even Ziva David can return to normal immediately. Begins at the end of "Aliyah" and covers the healing of both Ziva and her relationship with Tony over the next year. Tiva friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Now, As Before by ricebol reviews
A city as big as New York has a lot of secrets. When the infection hits the streets, there are changes that cannot be undone, lives that will never be the same - and maybe that's okay. Zombie!AU. Vaguely Dan/Ror. Crack premise, serious treatment.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
It's not fair by Roshwen reviews
Removed by the admin, fixed by me. Holly and Trouble are secretly in love. Problem is: Grub loves Holly too, and when he finds out about their romance, he is heartbroken. In a desperate attempt to win Holly's heart, he does something nobody ever expected.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Grub K., Holly S.
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Epsilon by Blau reviews
50 Themes challenge LxMatsuda Matsuda was always the last to understand things, but he was the first to get kissed by L.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
The Constrictions of Love by bedlamandbroomsticks reviews
I think the more appropriate question is what you are doing here, milady," His dry tone suggested that he knew.' Edmund cannot sleep, and Peter's wife is confused. .oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Flirt by mergirl007 reviews
Because we all know that, with the exception of Max, the girls who like Fang work on street corners. Fang/Max. Rated T for slight nudity and some language. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Newspaper Hats by toffeeandpeppermint reviews
A year has gone by, and Annie still believes Sam's alive. That's why she still looks out the window every once in a while.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Of Jews and Gentiles by Sashile reviews
Casefic. After investigating an attack on a Jewish lieutenant and her non-Jewish boyfriend, Ziva discovers a pattern of similar deaths. An undercover mission with Tony as her boyfriend leads to some dramatic discoveries. No OCs, lots of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,285 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Sacrifices by Pegasus reviews
Post episode 6 Mitchell angst. Contains spoilers, unsurprisingly, for episode 6.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie - Complete
Listen to Me by CrayolaMarkers reviews
You remember the day Percy left camp in The Battle of the Labyrinth? Remember what happened the night before? Oh, of course you don't, because Percy was asleep. Here's what really happened...from Annabeth's point of view, as always.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Soaked by turquoise.seas reviews
.Fax. Max and Fang and the flock are trying to figure out how to cool down on a warm day. human
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Different School Of Power by LeonaWriter reviews
Adam has the weekend off, Aziraphale gets his hands on some new rare books, and the Slytherin crest may never be the same again. Harry Potter crossover. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Adam Young - Complete
I Preferred Your Other Gift by Veterization reviews
WARNING: Slash Light/L OneShot Light gives L chocolates as a gift for Valentine's Day, and even though he's a Kira suspect, L still takes his present.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
But Love Thee Better by templremus1990 reviews
Valentine's Day ficlet. After death, what else is there? Annie/Mitchell; slight George/Nina.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Doctor Mom by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Parker's thoughts about his dad and his 'mom'. I resent saying mom... I'm Aussie, we say mum! This is a cute, funny ONESHOT, just Parker's mind's workings about his 'mom' and dad. Try it! Review. Not sure about when this is or Parker's age though. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Cutting Away The Pain by L-Ishida-Dark reviews
A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Actions Speak Louder than Thoughts by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Contemplation, emotions, mulling, realisation... your standard BonesxBooth oneshot fic; and well written - hopefully. I employ only the best word processors! Review, please
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
The Other Side by theoryoferin reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Alaska Young discovers what's behind the veil in the Department of Mysteries. SPOILERS for both books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sirius B., Alaska - Complete
The Proposal by xXriujooXx reviews
Tony and Ziva go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but eating the food is not the main objective. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Stephenie Westerfeld by CluelessLover reviews
A horrible misunderstanding in understanding the definition of the word 'vampire' has been made. This is extremely bad for Cal. Extremely short crackfic.
Peeps - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Things That Make Me Forget by 3iris reviews
This is a short series in Booth's POV of various things that get him thinking about his relationship with Brennan - the way it is, the way he wants it to be, and the little truths that seem to slip his mind a little too easily.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
An Ode to Silence by Clarissa.Q.Mouse reviews
Bella is deaf. After years of working to diminish her communication issues, she's moving to Forks fully intending to try living without pity stares. Meaning she's going to keep her secret as best she can. How will this change things with Bella and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Altered Destinies by Mike313 reviews
A different decision made in a battle and a simple act of curiosity cause Misato to be changed into a teenager, altering both her destiny and that of Shinji Ikari. Shinji/Misato.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,107 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
This Is Perfect by Reptar Bars reviews
This is what will get me out. Alaskacentric. Oneshot
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alaska - Complete
Neglected Trash by Lilith-Hoshi reviews
Jakob Hyrnek comes to England to deliver a commission to a client. But a wayward glance can destroy a man. A Nathaniel Lives! fic, onesided JxK and KxN. Oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Resolution by DrawMeASheep reviews
Tony stops by Ziva's place to share some New Year's traditions.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Scarlet Carsons by fowl68 reviews
Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
New Direction by just drifting reviews
I was felt cold, which was weird because vampires don’t get cold. That’s when I noticed it. It was a heartbeat. My heartbeat to be more specific." Rosalie is given another chance to be human. Will she be able to get everything she's always wanted, needed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Pleasure of a Good Rant by kris932 reviews
Bartimaeus never underestimates the pleasure of a good rant.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Smolder by turquoise.seas reviews
--FAX-- There’s something magical about a fire.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Max, Fang
Artemis Fowl and the Ultimate Sacrifice by Academician reviews
Artemis has a plan, to give the fairies a world of their own. But to do it he’ll need their magic and their help to start world war three… No Spoilers for TTP. Home Sweet Home!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Artemis F.
Jeans by bluewingedkitty reviews
Nudge nearly blew up the washing machine. Iggy actually blew up Max's jeans. Now Max would like nothing better than to blow up Iggy. Fax, if you look hard enough.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Remus Lupin the Cliche Slayer by miss-blanche reviews
Remus Lupin wakes up one morning to the frightening reality that is OOC Characters and cliché plotlines. As craziness ensues, he must find a way to set everything right at Hogwarts. A marauder parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Don't Love the Demon by Dlvvanzor reviews
Nathanial muses about Bartimaeus. Light Nathanial/Bartimaeus. Oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Ownership, Apologies and Being Kicked In The Nuts by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“Thank you Seth,” says Edward softly, his gaze intense. With the soft pad of his ringfinger he touches Seth’s wrist bone gently. To everyone else it’s a friendly gesture, but to Seth it’s so intimate he feels like he’s drowning. “That means a lot to me."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Scars by The Creatress reviews
Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly by The Creatress reviews
Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Yesterday's Feelings by dnrl reviews
She is one day from sixteen for all the days of her life. Thalia's story. Rated T for mentions of drugs, sex, and language, though nothing explicit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Grammar by Opal Roseblossom reviews
A half drabble I wrote because I was just so happy to see that they finally changed it to a capital "F". :D
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dissolve and Decay by streco reviews
“So maybe I should do it,” he mused, pretending to think about it. “Maybe I should pull this trigger and fire a bullet directly into your skull, blowing your brains out mercilessly, and then deal with Chuckles over here.” He gestured to me. MF oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Fellowship of Random Parodyness by FrescaPower reviews
When Galadriel accidentally sends all the movie scripts through a paper shredder, the characters must improvise. Randomness ensues. A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Poker Face by thunderings reviews
V couldn't pinpoint the exact moment he realized that he loved Evie. Of course, love has no common place for a man whom parades around as a masked vigilante...
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
By Flashes Of Lightning by Bialy reviews
At first, Sayu Yagami didn't know why she wasn't speaking. But the answer was never far, or hard to find. Mello/Sayu.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sayu Y. - Complete
The Jogger by andthenshesaid reviews
Jogger's point of view from SOF. Minor Character POV. For Allie!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
A Guide To Writing Fanfiction by dnrl reviews
A multi-chapter guide that breaks down things like plot, dialogue, ToS rules and how to follow them, grammar, and spelling, among other things.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
Drabbles Galore! by hopelily reviews
This is my collection of random drabbles. Not exactly 100 words. Rating just in case. Chapter 17 up: The childish maturity of Artemis Fowl II. In other words, lollipops.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Frogs by bluewingedkitty reviews
“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Cards, Speech, and Futile Bets by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Alice attempts to get Edward to play cards, and instead discovers the depths of his loneliness. Oneshot, Pre-Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Blind Love: Beautiful by Classy Abigail reviews
Iggy doesn't need to see Max to know that she's beautiful. Written as a challenge from a friend. More details inside. IggyxMax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
How to Save a Life by rainxface reviews
Fang's in state hospital. Max visits him. Two teens with errupting hormones. beware... almost rated M, but not there yet. songfic. 'How to Save a Life' by the Fray. fax and slight Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Girl's Night In by Iggy's iPod reviews
Dance, Max, Dance! Max and the girls are hanging out in their hotel room trying their skills at cooking when they find that Iggy left his ipod. Oh the possibilities. Funny Maximum Ride oneshot, tons of fun to write, please R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
A Hero by ghj1 reviews
Short essay for English class on Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
The Last Phonecall by Lavanya Six reviews
Ryoji Kaji leaves the most important message of his life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaji R. - Complete
Avatar School for Fanfiction Authors by Allekha reviews
When bad fanfiction arises, where do the authors go? To a school, where the cast of Avatar teaches them to write...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
If I Told You That I Love You by Moonlite Knight reviews
Set before the 1st book: Angeline didn't want her husband to leave for that voyage on the Fowl Star. She wanted him to stay at home, spend time with his family. But, she didn't know how to tell him that. And so he left. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Captive Study by Eighthnote reviews
ITEX LABORATORIES - SECTOR 14 - CLASSIFIED - AVIAN-HUMAN HYBRID CAPTIVE STUDY - Day 39 : "Subject repeats nonsensical words and sounds. 'Angel. Gazzy. Nudge. Iggy. Fang.' Possible mind deterioration." Teensy bit of Fax too. It just fit.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
He's a Barbie Girl by Triptych Fond reviews
Tony gets a phone call. mild Tate
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Has Not Been Tested On Pregnant Women by ThenWhenWeRetire reviews
Judas gets protective. A little silly, a little sad. R&R!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Messiah Who Has Had It by ThenWhenWeRetire reviews
A collection of short, nutty one-shots where even the Son of God has his off-days...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Everything's Magic by rainxface reviews
it's the fourth of july and the flock is with the Martinez's. what happens after the late night fireworks display? cutsie fax. it's a bit bad because i'm writing late tonight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Irony by Academician reviews
May be considered OOC... but it's justified. Contains DARK themes, Self harm. Pay attention to the rating. I Repeat: Dark! OneShot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Fantasies by Existence's Bane reviews
Kitty knows what his kiss would have been like. Post-Trilogy, KittyNat, oneshot, rather short
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Eminent by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Nessarose explains her relationship with the Unnamed God and its importance. "I do his work. I do what he wants. Anything for him. I am his servant, his slave. I am not worthy of him, though I stand above the rest." A 100 word drabble.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Questions by Roshwen reviews
A HT ship about questions. Holly and Trouble have a little game and some questions just need an answer. No plot, actually, but hey. Yes, I know this summary sucks, just go and read the story. And don't forget to review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Yellow Notes by rainxface reviews
Max and Fang live on their own. The rest of the flock has disbanded. Now, Fang is living as a musician and Max is always getting on Fang's back about his music. Written at midnight, so forgive me. "Yellow" by coldplay is mentioned lightly.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
How INF could have ended by Roshwen reviews
If you've read my other story It's not fair, you already know what this means. If you haven't, go and read it. Instead of a wedding, it ends with a funeral. HT, warning for character death
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Trouble K. - Complete
An Author Sees the Fruits of His Labor by Gocatcatcat reviews
Eoin Colfer learns of fanfiction and decides to visit the world of Artemis Fowl fanfiction. What happens?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Of Angels And Demons by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Angel and demon. Eternal enemies from time out of mind, locked in an endless battle.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Leaning On Me by BarbieSpeidel reviews
Chronicles of Narnia Slash Fiction. Peter/Caspian pairing. Songfic of "Breathe 2 A.M. " by Anna Nalick
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
For a Second There, I Lost Myself by cjrustu reviews
A whirlwind night in Sea City teaches each of the girls something they never knew about themselves. It's the chance reunion of a lifetime...until a puzzling sequence of events threatens to turn this Super Special into a Super Mystery!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007
Glitter by Kai Kitsune reviews
MR4 SPOILERS Nudge and Iggy have been going through a 1200-count of crayons for some time now, and today is finally the final crayon. What will happen when Iggy can see all the colours? NudgexIggy Fluffy oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Soldier Boy with Silver Eyes by Starlight Disaster reviews
-oneshot- -Nomega- And this is the world ends, a single shot and a spray of blood. We are left with the aftermath.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
C'est La Vie by cinnamon toast reviews
Shannon Kilbourne has been seeking validation her entire life. In the heart of Paris, France, she learns how to start over.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,874 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007
Popular by Miss Sassy reviews
The BSC is not together anymore. Journal entries about their break-up, as told by every charater in turn. Review pretty pretty pretty please!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
I Love MOM by DracaDelirus reviews
One-shot for Mother's Day. Molly reads Harry's summer essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Broken Heartbeat by Annarina reviews
With Edward gone, Bella spends a depressed night in her room. During New Moon, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
One Moment by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Beautifully sweet Percy Annabeth one-shot at sunset. READ UNTIL THE END, because I promise you'll never read a better Percabeth ending!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Like Father, Like Infant by KatLeePT reviews
A look into Rafiki's past reveals the reason behind the use of his trademark stick.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Empty by stfulivlovesyou reviews
“Max, where do babies come from?” Oh, God. What fresh hell is this? What happens when Angel asks Max an awkward question? FAX, of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Savage Beauty by Jules Kelly reviews
Destruction of the forest only escalated in the years following their seperation. Hate consumed San's heart till she was nothing more than a savage animal. Will Ashitaka's love be enough to bring her back?
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006
Broken Smile by Karla-James reviews
DHr. Hermione is beaten by her dad but wen Hogwarts is forced to open early she is freed from her home hell only to find that the spell she uses to get rid of broken bones and bruises will not work. FINAL CHAPTER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,810 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fall's Return by piccolabimba reviews
Once a year, when the leaves start to fall, he comes for a visit. AxS
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Stillborn by mergirl007 reviews
Max experiences yet another miscarriage. Rated T for some language and mature themes. Oneshot. Fax and implied Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
House of Ash by Iryana reviews
Before he was John Mandrake, he was Nathaniel. The story of Nathaniel's early life and the events that led to his adoption. Pre-AoS. WIP.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation by FableLiterature reviews
“I Sirius Black, love thee Remus Lupin.” Remus rolled his eyes. “Padfoot, you're drunk, stop talking nonsense.” RL.SB.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Kissing James Potter in the middle of the common room is wrong, so wrong, but Lily gives up. She hasn't slept in two days and her brain is obviously delirious, so she releases hold of it and it clicks off like a light switch. Nox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Counting the Stars by m-erechyn reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley stargaze from the roof of Aziraphale's bookshop in Soho. "Once, a long time ago, Aziraphale tried to count the stars." //Thoughtful fluff, AC slash//
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Kitty Says Hello by Mysterious Sapphire Butterfly reviews
And for a moment, it seemed as though the dark-haired leader of the resistance was finally united with the heroic magician, John Mandrake....a NatxKitty oneshot
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Love by awb73 reviews
When San first encounters Ashitaka at the river, she struggles to fight the inevitability of love. SxA
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Good Friday through the eyes of Death by Roshwen reviews
How would Death have seen Good Friday? I used Pratchett's Death for this, please RR
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Pieces That You Left Behind by axolotlgirl reviews
Jeanne was the one blown up in 'Bury Your Dead.' Tony grieves, but his hand is already being held. Chapter 10 now up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Gone by XxEviexX reviews
They have not yet returned, and every day I have to live with the fact that my stupidity is why I can’t have him yet." Minerva contemplates on her impatience for Artemis to return, and why he's so important to her. 100 words. AM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Chocolate by turquoise.seas reviews
-Slight FAX- “Why are you in here so early?” he said in his low voice. “’Cause it’s your birthday, lunkhead!”
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Inside the Teacher's Lounge by storyranger reviews
Just what really goes on in the that most mysterious of places? How do they really decide who you get detention with? This and other questions will be answered... co written with Herald of tzeentch. Chapter 2 UP! Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007
The Blue Of The Sky by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
He's blind, and yet all we know was that it was a failed night vision operation. What happened to him? How can you live without seeing the blue of the sky? xIggycentricx Painful little oneshot, may add more painmemories if I feel like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Of Fire and Roses by Anti-Logic reviews
But this was different. That place had been all gentle waves and currents, always intermingling and flowing. This was a world of fire and roses. BxK: You know you want to try it.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
The ABC's of Booth and Brennan by beaglelvr93 reviews
J is for Jail, K is for Kisses and Keepers... A collection of oneshots each having to do with a letter of the alphabet. It's up to you guys to come up with the word! Some of these will be AU, some fluffy, some serious, some fun.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,724 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - T. Brennan
The Unhinging of Charlie Swan by miss-blanche reviews
Jacob Black is a source of constant worry for Charlie Swan. The three incidents that lead to his inevitable unhinging. BellaJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Stars by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
Wish upon a star, but do you know what stars are? Balls of fire, burning through the black space . . . What you can't change is loneliness. -Down; Something Corporate. Diluted A/M and A/H pairings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Five Things About Janine Kishi by baseballchica03 reviews
Five short things that you didn't know about Janine Kishi.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Janine K., Charlie T. - Complete
He Would, She Would by xoxEllexox reviews
He would sit at his desk. She would sit at hers. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Solitaire by vamp926 reviews
Short little TIVA one-shot. Tony and Ziva compete. Who wins, and what's the prize? Find out!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Latent Image by Academician reviews
Here's something to think about...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
To Do It by Nari-nick reviews
He doesn't know how to do it. He just knows that this has to end...these dark and twisted thoughts. B/K
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The Child of his Father by Emerald of the Sea reviews
Charlie Thomas is the son of Patrick Thomas. How did he really come into the world? One-shot.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Starving on the Jump Down by Hmpf MacSlow reviews
2.08 - three seconds of joy, and the aftermath.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Ron, the ginger one by NekuraSunshine reviews
Bored, Ronald Weasley embarks on an epic journey that will change the course of his life for a whole 20 minutes! Parody oneshot, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Prophecy by Lisi the slayer reviews
Holly discovers an ancient Prophecy about a Mystical Key, a Key which, if found and the Ritual is completed, will wipe humans off the planet and bring The People to Glory ! Holly must stop this but can Artemis help this time ?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,639 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
One More Day by Holly25Trouble reviews
My first song Fic! Trouble is sitting at his desk waiting for Holly Short to return from Hybras. TKxHS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Given Away by OcherMe reviews
--One-Shot-- Marriage is a sanction, a promise of love and devotion for eternity. Edward and Bella love eachother, more passionatly than anything else in this world. And this is their wedding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Friends by BoxofChocolates reviews
Holly and Artemis are friends but that doesn't mean they know each other well. Second chapter is up. This is not a Artemis/Holly fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Pairings of the Fairy Kind by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
A short drabblish piece for every Artemis Fowl pairing that came to my mind. How good the chapter is probably depends on how plausible the pairing is. Don't bash all the pairings except your favourite, because I'm probably doing your fave too! Dedicated t
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Remember the Dead by Lysana reviews
Ten years after Princess Mononoke, the Emishi's wise woman tells the story of Prince Ashitaka's battle with the demon and the price he paid.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Ashitaka, Okkotonushi/The Boar God - Complete
A Very Special Gift by G-Matt reviews
Jess and Leslie celebrate Christmas, in many ways.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Kiss and Tell by DaLiza reviews
Sweets gets the surprise of his life when he presses Booth and Brennan for details about their mistletoe kiss. One shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I Hate Christmas by The Beetle reviews
Christmas may be the best time of the year for most people but for a select few it is arguably the worst' After her return from Hybras Captain Holly Short comes face to face with one of her oldest fears, the LEP Christmas Ball. How will she get out of it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Holly S. - Complete
Promise by turquoise.seas reviews
It could have killed Max. MY Max. Fang POV, redo of the beach scene with the seashell. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Socrates' Path by Shadow's Life reviews
Bartimaeus is back...and so is Nathaniel. However, all is not as it seems, and not everything is the way one would think! Added to this the mystery of a long dead philosopher, one of the most enigmatic figures of history. What has he to do with these 3?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Fairness by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Fairness is less satisfying than it seems. A NathanielBartimaeus drabble.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Promise Not to Laugh by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Tony goes over to Ziva's apartment to see why she won't answer the phone. Not Betaed and finished at 3AM
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Ghost on the Second Floor by XxTotallyObsessedxX reviews
Come over here, with me, and look out this window. Let me spin you a tale that I haven't spun in a while. I think you'll find it interesting. It's about a mysterious man. He went by Artemis Fowl. Are you listening carefully?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Gum Thief by x.songbird.x reviews
When Booth realizes that he stole his partner's gum, he goes back to set things straight. FLUFF FILLED ONESHOT! SPOILERS FROM SANTA IN THE SLUSH!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Neteryt by MoonlightDewz reviews
Ptolemy belongs to Bartimaeus. BartimaeusXPtolemy
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
Chocolate Frog Card by snowleaf reviews
“One day, Albus, we’ll be on these cards.” He flapped the cards in his hand as fire ignited in his eyes. “Among the most famous of witches and wizards, we’ll be there.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
BloodWings by Emaryllis reviews
On hiatus - Twilight crossover. Max: I can't let that Eraser kill her, or take her for experimentation. I just can't.Even though she's a complete stranger, I would never let someone suffer the way I've suffered, not when I can still save her.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Bridge of Imagination by jManAscending reviews
A crossover of Bridge to Terabithia & A Series of Unfortunate Events. The Bridge to Terabithia part is after the end of the movie's version. The Series of Unfortunate Events part is after book 13, The End. NOTE: THIS STORY HAS BEEN ABANDONED DUE TO IT BEING A PRODUCT OF MY YOUNGER, STUPIDER MIND
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Homecoming by Holly25Trouble reviews
After TLC. Holly Short is returning to Haven for the first time in three years. How will she handel the changes? More importently, how will she deal with her aunt and cousin staying at her house! And will she and Trouble ever kiss! HT FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Long Distance by DrawMeASheep reviews
Designated Target post ep. Ziva's 'husband' creates quite a stir in the family David.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Reincarnation by porpierita reviews
Nathaniel and Kitty are reincarnated, reborn. But their roles are switched: Kitty's a high class girl, whilst Natty's a servantboy. Will they recognize each other? And will their love still survive through the years—through family feuds, life, and death?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2007
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
A Question of Inevitability by chaletian reviews
Five times Ziva and Tony didn't get it together and one time they did. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Changing Winds by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
Ginny has escaped from her mother for a while. She's thinking about Harry.Deathly Hallows spoliers. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Goes Singing by SheShoutsFreedom reviews
Hogwarts gets bored. they sing as a solution. lots of chappies commin l8ter! hope u like it! pureblood
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007
The Highly Offensive Crossover Parody by Ashily reviews
A highly offensive crossover parody between MR and HP, including impossible parodies, Mary Sues, and probably some nonsense mpreg too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
His Homecoming by Amara Anon reviews
Harry and his friends ride the Hogwarts Express home after Voldemort's defeat. But a surprise awaits Harry at platform nine and three quarters. DH Spoilers. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Stalked by IFacebookedYourMum reviews
[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Karen's Shoplifting Trip by Aelysa reviews
First in a series of little sister parodies. Karen wants overpriced merchandise from Club G but her parents both say no. Karen begins to turn to alternative methods to obtain what she wants but her efforts will not be without consequences. Completed!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Salon by streco reviews
It started with a simple haircut... and ended up with three mutants fighting for their hair's life. Iggy tries to cut Max's hair, and then screws it up, and she goes after FangOH NO! [Oneshot, ahha, humor fic. HAIRCUT TIME FOR THE FLOCK!]mild language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
To Say Goodbye by Kitai Shinsei reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Major Deathly Hallows spoilers. Teddy visits his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Interrogation by Ms. Marla reviews
After an interesting lunch break, Trouble decides to do something nice for Holly. What he doesn't expect though, is that she is one of the best interrogators the LEP has.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The fact that he had a question wasn't surprising... when didn't Ptolemy have a question? No, it was the question itself that shocked Bartimaeus to his essence filled core: Rekhyt, do djinn feel love? [BartimaeusxPtolemy. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Who Knew? by Bundibird reviews
[Up here for archive purposes only. Written when I was a teenager with terrible writing skills.] SONGFIC! How did Holly and Artemis cope after Artemis' mind was wiped? HollyArtemis. ONESHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rarity by 1008604 reviews
Misa didn’t hate many things, but what she used to hate was his probing mind that made her feel like he knew every little secret she had to hide. Now, it exhilarates her whenever their eyes meet once Light isn’t looking. [LxMisa] [One Shot] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
To Tell The Truth by Asher J reviews
Oneshot. Hunter has something he needs to tell Logan. The question is, how?
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
One Reason Why by AnabelleG reviews
A visitor provides a different perspective on the importance of the work that Brennan, Booth and the squints do.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Note by NextNothingNew reviews
Just when Light has the chance to kill L, he has second thoughts. New cameras revealed to him by Ryuk allow him to confess. Will L love him? Or hate him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Her Secret Infatuation by thatgirljazz reviews
One dark night, Lily Evans contemplates what she has been hiding for two years. Her secret desire for one of the Marauders, that isn't James. Will she act on her feelings? Or will she let them go?For SilentConfession's Why Does Loving You Feel So Wrong? C
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hibernation of Chivalry by Cora Clavia reviews
BB, oneshot. Booth walks into Bren's office with a black eye. Total fluff, no pretense of plot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Canon in M by Maror reviews
A life in ten steps. [BB]
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
How Many Licks? by DrawMeASheep reviews
OneShot, post Driven. Like Tony was just going to let 'the lick' go. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
World Spins Madly On by Rockerbaby423 reviews
Lying in bed, Booth blames himself... Post Aliens oneshot
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - S. Booth - Complete
Don't Panic by FrolickingButterfly reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second is six years old. Artemis Fowl the Second has a gun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Just a little game by miss-blanche reviews
And so… Sirius Black hung from Argus Filch’s third story window by his wrists, wearing only his boxers. You wouldn't think that such strange things could come from a little game but the marauders really are just that exceptional. Slightly AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Fight or Flight by Madeleine Jane reviews
Patrick Thomas is a dead beat dad. He ran out on his family for no good reason. It's all his fault that his children are so messed up. Or is he really a dead beat dad? What was his real reason?
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Jessi's Black by Madeleine Jane reviews
They say that she's paranoid. No one treats her differently. They don't care that she's black. But what's Jessi's take on the situation? OneShot.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Night He Forgot by GundamGurl17 reviews
Calling all angst lovers! Warning, MAJOR spoilers. Takes place after Blue Noon. If you think any of my other fics were sad, you have NO idea. Oneshot.
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
A Rough Day by Ashily reviews
God's having a hard day. [PARODY. Oneshot.]
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
A Visit to the New Ward by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
John Mandrake and a hospital patient have a conversation. Set in period between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
The Meeting by Ashily reviews
The Meeting of two great forces... [HarryPotterxMaximum Ride Crossover fic. Humor.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl Drabbles by Kitty Rainbow reviews
A selection of my drabbles. All genres, characters and ships. Hopefully a new one posted every week.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
The Question by chelz22 reviews
Logan Bruno isn't exactly the guy that everyone thinks he is. Oneshot.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
A New Leader by Immeritus Noxnoctis reviews
Angel wanted to be leader. Slowly, she got her wish. Warning: Spoiler for School's Out Forever, dark Angel oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
The Incredible, Indescribable Maximum Ride by Zoe Saugin reviews
[MaxxFangxNudge][IggyxNudge friendship] Nudge walks in on Max and Fang kissing, ponders on the beach, and gets insight from an unexpected source.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
A Gentle Touch by Pereybere reviews
Brennan reached out. And touched Booth. Solider in the Grave post ep.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forget Me Not by mistressmarionette reviews
What do djinn think about in the middle of the night? The past? The future? Or are they just sitting there?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Children Do Grow Up by Francienyc reviews
The four children came back so changed. Even their mother said so. Post LWW.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Caspian's Queen by Francienyc reviews
On board the Dawn Treader, Caspian wonders if the queen Narnia wants him to return with is in front of his very eyes. CaspianLucy. Now complete!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,873 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Forever Young by FrolickingButterfly reviews
At Juliet's 21st birthday, Artemis reflects on his childhood, lack of friends and what he wants to do with his life...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Falling by Jamie Love reviews
AU! Imagine that the one person who means the world to you, your son, thinks you are not his father. What will you do when you can no longer take the lies? Oneshot, songfic to One Last Breath by Creed. Challenge. Warnings: Suicide
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Butler - Complete
He Has the Whole World in His Hands by tomato-greens reviews
Adam chose. The end was different. Mild AC.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
That's Why by awilystar reviews
She catches him looking but doesn't say anything. [implied BB oneshot]
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Not In a Million Years by mistressmarionette reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Hitting Home by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Byron–Jeff Summary: Byron was never the first of the triplets to do anything...until Jeff came along.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Babysitters Club go to High School! by Mobobwe reviews
The BSC are finally starting high school! But will Claudia get sent back to middle school? How many boys will Stacey have a jolly time with? Will Dawn start a riot? And will Mallory graduate from Geeksville? Only time and this story can tell...
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Whatever Happened to Mary Sue? by The Thirteenth Councilor reviews
[oneshot] Think about it: You could’ve been born of different parents. You could’ve been born a different race. Or you could’ve been born a completely different species. Like a deer, or a parrot, or a fish, or a Mary Sue.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
A Tad Trouble Sleeping by Nightjar reviews
Max can't sleep, and Fang decides to lend a helping hand. [OneShot, Drabble] [MaxFang]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Just Another Dirty Hippie With Long Hair by Jules Kelly reviews
[Oneshot] The true story of Rapunzel has finally leaked out. Warning: this will change your view of the longhaired beauty forever!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Good, Clean Fun by firedraygon reviews
[L x Raito, Giftfic for SVZ, oneshot] I know it's a rubber ducky, but why is it here and what on earth are you doing with it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
C is for Cake by firedraygon reviews
[LxRaito if you squint] “Misa made a cake for Raito, and it was sitting on the counter. Now it’s gone!” Written for Raito's birthday which was a while ago, ha.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Donuts by thehappystalkerball reviews
A certain incident causes L's suspicion of Raito to grow... Short, strange drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue's Short Adventure in Ireland by Luv-Angel-Music reviews
This is about Mary Sue, a perfect girl. She is well...perfect, so she goes to the Fowl Manor and everyone is annoyed about her and can avoid her tactics! Artemis thinks up of a quick plan to get rid of her and will it suceded? Or will everyone suffer from
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl by Blue Yeti reviews
Everyone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Artemis F.
Queezle by Ananaka reviews
About what happened to Bartimaeus' friend Queezle during the attack of the Golem; And what happened afterward... Complete.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 6,857 - Follows: 512 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Mary Sueism by MadEye1200 reviews
How the Hogwarts girls deal with Mary Sues
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Truth by aethre reviews
"Vinyáya's always had a thing for me, devilishly attractive as I am." Book One tag.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Julius R., Vinyáya - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion Fanfics by sentinel28 reviews
A little bit of hilarity for ya. If you can laugh, you're not defeated. By the same nutcase who is still trying to finish The Eva Matrix.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Complete
Fallen by Snowballjane reviews
In which a scuffed shoe gives Crowley a terrible fright
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/16/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Personal Truths by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Rumours about Holly and Trouble are flying everywhere. But, like the impressions they have of each other, they just aren't quite true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Betrayer or Betrayed by Blue Yeti reviews
ONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Hail Desdemona! by Stardust Firebolt reviews
She's out to save Haven from an atomic bomb and have the most beautiful and intelligent child in the world with Artemis Fowl. Who is this formidable woman? Why, Mary Sue aka. an exotic girl with a unique name like Desdemona, of course!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Mary Sue Goes to Hogwarts by Head Explody reviews
First in the Mary Sue Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2001
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The Little Metal Boy reviews
"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
10Tens reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Double Dutch reviews
Some days, you need to relax, hang out with friends and well, just chill. This isn't one of those days. Fill for the 'Three Ideas Challenge.' Alek/Deryn. Sort of. Vaguely adult themes.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas reviews
The Christmas Parody fic that should be finished by Independence Day. What happens when the top 12 Christmas clichés invade Artemis Fowl and his manor? Violence, maid costumes, McDonalds and snowball fights with Holly. What were you expecting?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Rhythm reviews
Sophie runs. Ed follows. And there is the rhythm. Sophie's POV during her first meeting with Ed.
I Am the Messenger - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sophie, Ed K. - Complete
Letters To My Original DNA Source reviews
"Max, I'm alive. I made out with Omega...Dammit, Freud." Max II writes a letter to Max I. Or attempts to. Sort of sequel to "and then."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Maya A./Max 2, Omega - Complete
and then reviews
"And then, she giggles. She laughs. Surrounded by blood and death and corpses and bodies of the innocents and not-innocents and smoke and people and mutants fighting for nothing and everything and now, she laughs." Omega-centric. Strong themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Omega, Maya A./Max 2
Tomorrow reviews
He sees things as they are. He can’t see himself without her." Post episode 100. Booth-centric.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
Right to Silence reviews
The Suffragettes fought for the right to speak. I fight for the right to stay silent." Melinda can't avoid speaking in front of the class this time.
Speak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Dust and Cigarettes reviews
Ten drabbles. Ten things that helped push Sam Tyler over the edge. Sam/Annie, slight Sam/Gene if you squint.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Unimaginable reviews
Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." Mid New Moon. Bella has it hard. Rosalie went through something worse. Oneshot, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Thread For Thread reviews
Max II is inferior. She's the old version, the one that doesn't matter. Part of the Silence Series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Maya A./Max 2, Omega - Complete
In Which Gazzy Feels Like A Woman reviews
*Oneshot* Max is forced by the Flock to go and sing at a karaoke bar. Fax, major twist! T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Pretend reviews
Sometimes, it’s nice to pretend. I’ll just lie here with my eyes closed. Iggy POV, Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Just Admit It reviews
She won’t admit to anything. She won’t say it. Sometimes I think she can’t say it." Oh, the Faxness. Fang just wants Max to admit her feelings. Oneshot, angsty. Fax, obviously. R&R Part of the Silence Series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Reasons reviews
There are lots of good reasons why I don't talk...Fang muses over his silence through the series. Spoilers MR1-MR3, Fax. Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Prayer reviews
Set during the church scene of MR1, Fang prays. Part of the Silence series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Nothing At All reviews
Holly muses over the human race, about the things the fairies have lost-and the things that matter most.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
My Random Rant On Mary Sues reviews
See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
What Are The Odds? reviews
I can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? reviews
Oneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Messages And Romance in the LEP reviews
Holly and Lilli are messaging when Trouble comes up for a chat. Could there be romance in the air? COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
A List Of Reasons Why A&H Will Never Get Together reviews
The title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Queezle reviews
Queezle reminisces about Prague, when the Golem comes. Oneshot, BartimauesxQueezle.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
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