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Joined 05-29-07, id: 1288389, Profile Updated: 04-10-11
Author has written 7 stories for Saiyuki, Family Guy, Bully, Big Bang Theory, Reservoir Dogs, and Hobbit.

AGE: 20

GENDER: male

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: gay

FAVORITE...

COLORS--electric green, orange, pink, yellow...anything bright :P

BANDS--Protest The Hero, System of a Down, Animal Collective, Dir En Grey, Emmure, My Chemical Romance (guilty pleasure) and more

COMMERCIAL--the Hilshire Farms commercial--GO MEAT!

TV SHOWS--Fairly Odd Parents, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, The Closer, iCarly, Drake and Josh, and more

MOVIES--The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, 10 Things I Hate About You, Billy Elliot, Donnie Darko, and MANY more

BOOKS-- The Perks of Being a Wallflower, the Harry Potter series, the Alice in Wonderland series, and many more

QUOTE--"When I was a little kid, I would watch Looney Toons and wish I was a cartoon. I always wanted to be able to run behind poles and skinny trees and disappear, like the cartoons did." -my friend Jordan

Minutiae:

I go by Pumpkin Head Jones because that's what my mom called me when i was a kid.

I'm allergic to sulfa-based antibiotics

I'm scared of spiders

I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SPELL MINUTIAE! THANKS, Illyric!!!

I'm running out of things to type about

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Best Assignment Ever by wendymarlowe reviews
John is MI6. His assignment is to seduce a tall, posh git named Sherlock. Luckily, this happens to correspond well to John's non-assassination-based skills. (Really just an excuse for kinky porn.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/14 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Apology by wendymarlowe reviews
companion scene for "Dear John." Sherlock shows up at 221B, as requested, ready to either apologize or beg. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/8 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Bully, the Pussy, and the Sociopath by CaffeinatedWriter reviews
A fairytale romance in all it's crude, vulgar glory.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Jimmy H., Gary S., Peter K.]
Sherlock Gets Horny When High by wendymarlowe reviews
Moriarty drugs Sherlock and sends him on home to his I'm-not-gay flatmate. John fends off Sherlock's persistent advances (apparently Sherlock gets horny when high and has a secret thing for John?) and puts him safely to bed. In the aftermath of Sherlock's embarrassing revelations, John comes to terms with the fact that Sherlock's interest isn't entirely unreciprocated . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] J. Moriarty - Complete
Sherlock and John Come Out (More Or Less By Accident) by wendymarlowe reviews
John overhears Mycroft belittling Sherlock's being gay as "just a phase." So he snogs Sherlock in front of his brother, apologizes for insisting they stay in the closet, and pointedly tells Mycroft to run along. Only problem is, John's not gay, and Sherlock's got no experience with any of this. For once, the consulting detective is completely out of his depth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H. - Complete
All the hidden spaces by WinterStorrm reviews
Just because Arthur had noticed that the new courier had a rather nice arse, gorgeous clear blue eyes and cheekbones of the like Arthur had never seen on another man before didn't mean he had a 'thing' for him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sherlock Has an Oral Fixation by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock had an oral fixation - that was the only possible explanation for why he found so many bloody excuses to put things in his mouth. John is not as good at hiding his fascination as he thought.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Tangled Web by PsychicDreams reviews
[Mystrade, Johnlock] Mycroft has put up with Magnusson before, but his final step proves too much for even the British Government to tolerate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, C. A. Magnussen - Complete
Sherlock Has to Wait by wendymarlowe reviews
John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Brain is the New Sexy by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
John solves a case and that's brilliant. What's even more brilliant is the fact that Sherlock is crazy aroused whenever John shows the rest of the world that he's a lot smarter than he looks, he just doesn't look it because he lives with Sherlock. Written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange for RavenclawProngs.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Leather and Steel- Mystrade by WingsOfDuskAndDawn reviews
"Did you imagine that I got to where I am by shaking hands and kissing babies, Gregory?" Mycroft's silky voice was pitched low, and there was a hint of arrogance to it that the DI normally would have wanted to kiss away. Now, however, he was pretty sure that that response would land him in an institution, and that, only if he was very lucky. "No. But I never imagined this."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Tricky Situation by CrypticFantasies reviews
Jim is trapped between two thoughts, when a prank on Dwight doesn't go as planned. Jim/Dwight slash. No spoilers. Smut/Humor.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jim H., Dwight S. - Complete
I'm the Maid by islashlove reviews
It's Lassiter's birthday and he wasn't looking forward to it. His boyfriend Shawn Spencer was away and he is spending it alone or at least, that's what he thinks. This is a slash story
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Complete
Sherlock and the Case of John's Mysterious Eye Color by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock tries to sneak an up-close view of John's eyes, to get an answer once and for all on the subject of "what color are those eyes, anyway?" Mostly-PWP ensues :-)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Shuts It All Out by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock's impossible demands for silence when he's thinking give John an idea: if John can't stop making noises, at least some earplugs can stop Sherlock from hearing them. Sherlock responds well to sensory deprivation, as it turns out - really, surprisingly well. John can't help but take it to the next level . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Real Folk Blues by Lassroyale reviews
The one where Uther just wants to see a movie and Merlin calls him "Daddy" in public. (stripper!Merlin/cop!Uther) [A/N] The companion piece to my reincarnation, stripper AU fic: 'Another Version of the Truth' - y'know, the one where stripper!Merlin likes to call cop!Uther, "Daddy?" while giving him a lapdance? Well, I wrote this back then & forgot to post it to ffnet...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Merlin, Uther] - Complete
Adjust by JolinarJackson reviews
John might not be entirely straight and Sherlock might not be entirely adverse to relationships. It's too bad they insist on being just that, though … until they can't, and they have to decide between walking away for good or adjusting.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Submission- Mystrade by WingsOfDuskAndDawn reviews
Tired of always being in charge of everything, Mycroft seeks relief, and finds it in submitting to Gregory Lestrade. If you're opposed to Dom and Sub relationships, this is not for you. If you're opposed to pretty much shameless smut, this is also not for you. Otherwise, enjoy! I OWN NOTHING.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
To Seduce A Holmes by PsychicDreams reviews
[Mystrade] Greg has been in love with Mycroft for awhile, but he could use a little help in getting what he wants and he's just desperate enough to ask Sherlock for help. [M for part 2]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Adventures in Crossdressing by DearMyDreamer reviews
Arthur lost a bet. That's why he ended up wearing what he was wearing and absolutely not because he wanted to. Really.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy by 0idontknow0 reviews
As Draco leaned on the wall to wait for them to get dressed, he could not help feeling like he had done a very kind thing by disrupting them. Someone should give Potter a better rogering than that sorry sod had. The man had saved the bloody world—okay, mostly Europe—the least someone could do was give him a proper shag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kinky King by spitfirelady reviews
When Arthur overhears Gwaine talking about his sexual experiences it gets him thinking. Soon he's having a great time experimenting with Gwen and learning that his wife is an adventurous woman. One night they even involve Merlin in their bedroom antics... Arthur/Gwen-with a healthy dose of Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin] - Complete
Don't Look, Don't Touch by BluStrawberri reviews
That stranger has no right to touch what is /his/. Johnlock JohnxSherlock Dominant!John and Angry Sex PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Taking Him Apart by ofLadyTauriel reviews
"I could take you apart with one blow," he told him matter-of-factly. His mouth was close to Arthur's cheek, and he knew that his air brushed against it when he whispered, "I could take you apart with less than that."
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Merlin, Arthur] Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Different Outcome by TSylvestrisA reviews
What do you do when the pieces of your old life don't fit together anymore, and the strategies you used to get by no longer work? Sequel to "The Thing Is."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Desire with Desire by spitfirelady reviews
Arthur knows Merlin desires him and gets a thrill out of teasing and taunting his servant. But when Merlin has had enough he shows Arthur that he can fight fire with fire, or more aptly - desire with desire. Merlin/Arthur Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Sherlock and John Accidentally Negotiate a Scene by wendymarlowe reviews
John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Distract Me by PsychLassieFan4Ever
Shawn wants to help Lassiter's April Fool's Day be less suck-ish, in one way, anyway. Shassie fic for ShassieWeek
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Handcuffed by moondragon23 reviews
It's all fun and games until someone looses the keys. SLASH.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] Juliet oH. - Complete
Sherlock Is All Tied Up by wendymarlowe reviews
It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Kissing Knights by spitfirelady reviews
When a debate arises amongst the Knights over who is the best kisser, Merlin is picked to be the judge. Warning: Lots of hot men kissing!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Death of a Catchphrase by trixietru reviews
Set shortly after "Dyslexic Heart." Just a short conversation that was bound to happen.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] Juliet oH., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Race by birdie7272 reviews
Arthur wanted him to wear it. And he did because they made plans and those were the rules. But in public? It turns out that wasn't such a good idea. But who really needs the comfort of a bed when you have the ground itself? -Merthur short one-shot entertainment and smut.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Pencil You In by CaringIsNotAnAdvantage reviews
Greg and Mycroft enjoy some good old fashioned office sex. Based on the TFLN: "Our date last night was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk." "I can pencil you in at 3:30" PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock Has No Gag Reflex (and John can't get over it) by wendymarlowe reviews
John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Unavoidably Aroused by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat. "Not gay" John has a few secrets in his not-gay past, though, which work out to be an advantage . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Body Heat by moondragon23 reviews
During a camping trip, Shawn wanders off and gets lost in the woods. Lassiter is the one to find him and must do whatever he can to warm up a hypothermic Shawn. SLASH
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Early Morning by EqualityDork reviews
Merlin goes to wake up Arthur who has a serius case of morning wood
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Little Drunk and Naked by spnsherlocked
Greg and Mycroft are a little drunk. And naked. And they want each other.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Play for Me by 0idontknow0 reviews
Severus rather likes it when Draco plays the piano. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Sherlock Eats by wendymarlowe reviews
John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Hair Raising by Atlin Merrick reviews
What do John and Sherlock do when medication side-effects leave Sherlock with extremely sensitive follicles and a desire to experiment? What do you *think* they do? Have a sort of remote control sex of course...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
9 in 3 by Sano S. Sagara reviews
A sexy little Threesome. PWP goodness with Jack, Rose, and 9. Dominant!9, Submissive!Jack, and LUCKY!Rose. rated M. like, literally no plot here at all. Not even a lead in.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [9th Doctor, Jack H.] Rose T. - Complete
The Result of a (Stimulating) Conversation with Draco by 0idontknow0 reviews
Blaise has a thing for freckles and Draco may have told him something that made him want to do more naughty things to Weasley. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Complaints by BluStrawberri reviews
The five times Sherlock complained (and the one time he didn't). Johnlock JohnxSherlock M for a reason!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sherlock, Overwhelmed by wendymarlowe reviews
BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Juliet's in the Closet? by PsychLassieFan4Ever reviews
SHASSIE bit of smut, from Juliet's POV (oops!)
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Imprint by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur is in the military and is home on leave. "Merlin wanted to feel Arthur inside him again. He wanted to be able to feel him tomorrow, the day after… for as long as he could once Arthur was gone. He needed Arthur's imprint on his skin..."
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Policing by NeverWould'veGuessed reviews
What happens when Greg Lestrade has to arrest Mycroft Holmes? It might just be that he enjoys arresting the pretentious git (who also happens to be a sex god) a little too much. MxM Mature content. One Shot ;)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Work It On Out by ChelsaOfBakerStreet reviews
Greg Lestrade has had a long day at work, but coming home to find Mycroft fresh from a workout makes it all worth it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock the Hypnotist by wendymarlowe reviews
John doesn't believe hypnosis works. Sherlock proves him wrong. (PWP)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Afoot by wendymarlowe reviews
John steps on a hedgehog. Sherlock has no personal boundaries. They both fall in a river. Sherlock tries his hand at doctoring. And they both indulge in a thorough appreciation of John's feet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Finally Snarry by wendymarlowe reviews
It's Snape's birthday, and his husband wants to surprise him with something special: he's finally ready to make Snape's favorite-ever kink come true. Snape is reluctant, but Harry goads him into a birthday present he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Undone by Eliza the Writer reviews
PWP, established Merthur. Arthur is angered by a visiting nobleman's advances on Merlin, and one thing leads to another.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Locked by wendymarlowe reviews
John finds a key. Sherlock is very, very eager to get it back. (Sherlock/John, kink, first time.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A New Treasure by sissy43148 reviews
John Silver tracks down Jim Hawkins after years apart. Kind of just Romantic Smut. Lemony! Warnings: Anal, My Attempt At Dirty Talk, Age Difference. Male/Male
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Jim Hawkins, Long John silver - Complete
Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin reviews
Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock... Johnlock fluffy smutty one-shot. Rated M for a reason, a very good one!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
(burn it down) by firewhiskeydays reviews
You're poison- /acid/; you're burning right through to my very bones (and you know, I've never felt so alive).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Mycroft H., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Good Clean Fun by moondragon23 reviews
Shawn and Carlton have some fun in the shower on their honeymoon.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Sexy, Straight and Struggling by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock have been together for a while when a missing persons case leads Sherlock onto a human trafficking ring, which is responsible for the disappearance of many good-looking, straight, young men.::: Sting operation, undercover work, slash, roleplaying, simulated rape, human trafficking, e-stim, BDSM, implied abduction, video cameras, rough sex, restraints
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Riding on Pillows by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
In which Mycroft Holmes rides a pillow. Any credibility I may have had is gone now. Follows "Fixing the Brothers." Next story is "Returning to London."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
The Eager Apprentice by 0idontknow0 reviews
Severus didn't expect the outcome of giving Draco copies of his personal Potions notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dark Room by Yesilian reviews
John's flat mate may insist that John only saw, but didn't observe. But he was wrong. John may have been inebriated, but he wasn't stupid. He had followed a black wall to a black room. The sounds emerging were distinct. He was in a gay club. You hear about those things. What John couldn't explain, though, was why he entered the dark room. Or: John and Sherlock in a dark room
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Don't tell Guinevere by Littl3Sparrow reviews
It started with a bath.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Sladomasochism by Kawaii-kuro reviews
Now with more plot! Part of a balanced diet plan.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,832 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Robin, Slade
All Work and No Play (Makes Arthur a Horny Boy) by longlivetheprat reviews
Arthur doesn't think he can survive another minute of this boring business meeting, but then Merlin arrives and suddenly he can't make it last long enough. And he's not just talking about the meeting.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Edwin M. - Complete
Bad Boy by HyperMusic12 reviews
In which Kiba upsets Shino and he has to be punished for it. Kink. One-shot. Shino/Kiba. "Many a true word is spoken in jest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Shino A., Kiba I.] - Complete
Stockholmes Syndrome: A Study in Kink by Mycake reviews
This ongoing story examines, in depth, how different a relationship is when your partner is a self proclaimed socio-path. It is far from ordinary, but I wouldn't say it is "hardly pleasurable" Sherlock shows off his spectacular ignorance when it comes to intimate relationships. Relationship is established. There's slash -(no lie) Johnlock. John/Sherlock Fluffy, Smuty, Bit o' Angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Little More by NerdyLittleChickWithWings reviews
Lestrade needs to convince Mycroft. But how? This is my first published story that includes smut. So don't be too mean! Also, I'm bad at summaries. Just read it, will ya?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/30/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by God of Mishief reviews
"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sugar Rush by BrightViolatedInk reviews
Gumball and Marshall have a hot night because of some special cupcakes.*EXTREME YAOI*SMUT*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
A Happy Accident Courtesy of Alice Longbottom by 0idontknow0 reviews
It took Alice Longbottom's misfired sticking charm to make Harry and Draco sort of get along. Everything after that was all them. Written for hd smoochfest 2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hand and Voice by 0idontknow0 reviews
Severus and Lucius exploit one another's weaknesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Never Change a Running System (english version) by Lorelei Lee reviews
Sherlock discovers his sexuality – with far-reaching consequences for John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,716 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Hot Wax by afullmargin
Explicit. M/M. Slowly, they've begun to enter each other's worlds and create one of their own in the bedroom.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Outsourcing by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock can't get enough sex. Mycroft calls in Greg and John to help him out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Bittersweet by C.J. Nanashi reviews
What happens behind the closed doors of Prince B. Gumball and his secret entertainment.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee - Complete
When I Get You Home by DarkMetropolis reviews
Mycroft knows that Greg doesn't enjoy these stuffy charity events so he gives him something else to ponder that is much more to his liking.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Quality Alone Time by Fr333bird reviews
In a room-sharing situation, quality alone time can be hard to come by (puns intended). But Gwaine, Merlin and Arthur agree on a schedule that works beautifully-until it doesn't. Merlin/Arthur with a side of Gwaine. Smut and fluff - the usual.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ancient Art by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur walks in on Merlin having a bit of 'alone time' and in typical Arthur fashion, starts criticising his methods. So naturally Merlin demands a demonstration of proper techniques. Merlin/Arthur. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Can Call Me the Lone Ranger by beckstar05 reviews
After a rough case, Lassiter goes to the gun range to blow off some steam. He runs into someone that will ease his tension in a completely different way. Shassie SLASH!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Peeping Tom by Angelus1889 reviews
"It doesn't count; I didn't know what it was when I did it. Stupid human." -Hiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Love In A Beaker by BrightViolatedInk reviews
Gumball's experiment goes wrong but when Marshall Lee finds him he gets a big surpirse!*EXTREME YAOI* SMUT*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee] - Complete
Lassiter In Handcuffs by shinofangirl reviews
Need I say more?
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Gregory Lestrade's Right Nipple by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
In which Mycroft derives sexual gratification from abusing Lestrade's nipple and Lestrade loves it. You probably shouldn't take me too seriously...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Understanding by silverfoxpunk reviews
Jimmy is racked with guilt over how he's treated Thomas, so when Thomas offers him an olive branch, he jumps at the opportunity to take it. They promise to be friends, but when Thomas suddenly gives him the cold-shoulder, he can't understand why and determines to get to the bottom of it. Post Xmas special. Slash. M for adult content in later chapters. Reviews welcome & appreciated.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jimmy K., Thomas - Complete
Always Be Prepared by ForeverJulie reviews
A short story about Ben and Leslie from season 3, before they got together. AU. Rated M for sex and a little bit of profanity.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Leslie K., Ben W. - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star by Bianca Castafarina reviews
Tintin applies for a very particular job interview. Tintin/Haddock slash, modern-world AU.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin
For The Record by DarkMetropolis reviews
"Younger me would be incredibly proud" Greg comments as he stares towards the wall opposite them, a look of serious pride etched into his features. "I'm sorry?" Mycroft responds with a light frown, for once not following the line of conversation. A round of mind-blowing sex can do that to a person, even a Holmes. "I just 'fucked the government'"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Damnit Dwight! by HarleyD reviews
After Deangelo yells at Dwight near the end of "Inner Circle", he finds himself a bit … distracted and seeks out Jim to give him a hand. Jim/Dwight slash and mentions of an established Jim/Dwight/Pam relationship. Male on Male sexual action, hj and talk of other stuff. Dwight being almost canonly turned on by getting yelled at.
Office - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Dwight S., Jim H. - Complete
Sexual Harassment by HarleyD reviews
Robert California wants Nellie, Nellie wants Dwight, and Robert isn't above coercing Dwight into such an arrangement with threats of working reception or the promise of a promotion. Dwight's confused, he isn't interested but he does respond to strong authority, and saying no is proving to be difficult. Jim's not all that happy either.
Office - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Dwight S., Jim H. - Complete
One Chance by Kaoru2.50 reviews
All he needed was one chance. He could deal with whatever came after.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Shut Your Mouth by xxSpade's Ace reviews
It's a common occurrence when Shawn pisses off Carlton and ends up being man-handled. What's not so common is for Shawn to kiss him. And it's certainly not common for Carlton to kiss back and bring Shawn back to his place for...ahem...lunch. Yummy Shassie!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Middle Ground Triptych by TSylvestrisA reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Grand Finale by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
"It's not that I don't like sex," she says quickly. "I do! I just don't get to the grand finale very often."
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Ben W., Leslie K. - Complete
50 Shades of Mycroft by Sashet reviews
Mycroft has been away and when he gets back he shows Lestrade JUST how much he's missed him. Established Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
His first by Ednor reviews
Lestrade wakes up in his office and finds a stranger who seems to know a lot about him. Rated M for M/M sex and explicit language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Intervention by Deklava reviews
Mycroft comes home in a state of distress. Greg intervenes by taking him FIRMLY in hand. For mature readers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
How to Ruin a Proposal: A Guide by Shawn Spencer by Veterization reviews
Shawn/Lassiter oneshot. Despite all of the signs and omens warning Shawn that proposing to Lassiter is a bad idea, he's never put much stock into good ideas.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A Study in Pink by ScrewsGoTight reviews
Greg plays a prank which turns out rather a lot better than he expected... Rated M for graphic M/M sex, also Dom/Sub themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Passion's Inheritance by scarsgirl reviews
Draco's got a plan to ensure his son's future. Written for the Harlequin HP Style fest on livejournal. Reviews and comments are welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
While The Lights Are Still On by JGRhodes reviews
In the dark he could imagine himself to be whatever he wanted; imagine himself to be worthy of such praise and admiration, to be desired by a stranger who knew nothing of him or his work or his family. For one night, he could be just like everyone else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Battle of Attrition by Riffir reviews
One of the things that Sherlock so obviously doesn't understand other than social skills, the solar system, proper traffic-crossing laws and personal boundaries was that people actually didn't run on only two hours of
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gregory Likes Leather by lordsexington reviews
Sometimes Mycroft has to kill people, his choice outfit for this is leather. Gregory likes leather, smut ensues. Owned by BBC, Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Ailurophile by Lovely Spell reviews
Shino knew he should have fallen for a cat lover. KibaxShino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
There's a car outside, why aren't you in it? by piratesquared reviews
Mycroft summons Greg to his office when he has the need, Greg always goes running.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Sounds of Silence by Deklava reviews
DI Lestrade is summoned to the Diogenes Club by Mycroft Holmes, for reasons he's never been able to admit to himself.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Losing My Mind by Jane Westin reviews
Slash: Shawn/Carlton. Shaken by a brush with danger, Shawn finds himself on Lassiter's doorstep. First-time...for Shawn and Lassie, and me, too! New formatting for chapters IV and V, but no new story. Sorry.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
An Office Affair by irridescentsong reviews
It started as a dare - a dare in his head, to break down some of the walls of his own modesty. - Crossdressing, uniform!kink, desk!sex, part of Intertwined Lives, Inseparable Hearts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Drink up or I won't play fair by Fidgett reviews
Mycroft/Lestrade. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Office:Desk by ChelsaOfBakerStreet reviews
PWP. Seriously NSFW. Mycroft needs a new place to hide his brother, but when he invites Lestrade over for a drink to figure out what they can do their intentions get a bit skewed.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Jerk by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock is drunk. John is not. Regent's Park is empty. And it's a Tuesday. "So are you going to wank for me John Hamish Watson-Holmes?" The man so named thought about the answer briefly, then replied. "Yes, my espoused, I do believe I am."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pleasures of Insomnia by Riffir reviews
Living with Sick Sherlock may have been Hell, but living with a Sherlock set upon fixing his polyphasic sleep schedule is somewhat akin to attempting to overthrow both Heaven and Hell armed with nothing but three plastic spoons and a rabbit. Explicit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Can Call Me Babe Ruth by beckstar05 reviews
Swing batter, batter! Lassiter finds out that celebrating the win can be more fun than actually playing the game. Shassie SLASH.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Freudian dream by Naic reviews
It is Christmas at Baker Street and there is more tension than holiday cheers in the air. Warning, Slash John\Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Whatever Works by Concupiscence66 reviews
A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Tooth & Nail by Atlin Merrick reviews
John Watson, doctor, soldier, dental phobe, is stoned. Rat-arsed. High as a horny kite. And if he doesn't stop dancing on the coffee table he's going to do himself a mischief. Yet it seems the only way to get John off that table is to, um, get John off.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Call Me Rocky by beckstar05 reviews
A boxing training session doesn't go exactly how Lassiter planned but is that really a bad thing? Shassie SLASH!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
PostMarital by Samuel MacIntyre reviews
In the 'Rated M' canon; after Sherlock and John's wedding, Mycroft and Lestrade do some much needed catching up. Rimming, Explicit M/M sex, half-hearted dirty talk, all the good things.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Rip It All to Shreds and Let It Go by Riffir reviews
Invariably, if one is polyphasic, then one's partner must suffer as well The second story in my Polyphasic series. Contains explicit material.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
That First Step by shassieluvr reviews
"You…are the best boyfriend ever. You are awesome. Like super awesome. And hot. You're hot Lassie. There should be a new word just to describe you - you foxy thang."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Case of the Naked Consulting Detective by ellie.hell reviews
One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sacrilege by Atlin Merrick reviews
"Face the other side of the confessional brother John." Dear god John's dreams never go the way they're supposed to. And this one? This one is sending him straight to hell. Warning: Religion treated lightly and very sexually.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Keep Hoping by ChuBerri reviews
HieiBara. Stuck together for one week, will the two put aside their pride and confess their feelings ? Or will the sudden pressure push them further apart ?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara
Get It Right by gleekilicious reviews
'"Come on," Finn smiled, reaching out for Dave's shoulder again. "I've got a really good idea."' When Finn offers Dave a chance to make amends with Kurt, he'd be a fool not to take it. And besides, Finn's right. He really has nothing left to lose.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Grown Up Little Vampire by Failing Grace reviews
The Little Vampire...only older. Scotland offers Tony Thompson the experience of a lifetime-- to save a clan of vampires, and maybe, just maybe, fall in love with one of them. BL TonyxRudolf.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,563 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tony T., Rudolph S.
A Fine Romance by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sherlock is so selfish and lazy that he can't even be bothered to take off his own pajamas. PWP, nothing else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Early Early Night by mazarin reviews
What happens after the boys get home from the events of "Good Golly, Miss Molly." You really should read that first. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Where Jim and Spock Have Sex During Shore by 1lostone reviews
...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daydream by rubydesires reviews
Lassie has a daydream. Shassie smut ahoy!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Innovation by ellie.hell reviews
While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Seifer's Haunted House by Eloquent Butterfly reviews
In the height of end-of-summer boredom, Seifer and Hayner decide to investigate a haunted house, thanks to a bet. It quickly turns into a little more than just looking around. Warning: Boy x Boy, Sex, Slight fear, slight fluff
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Honey, I'm Home! by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
After a satisfying day at the office, Seifer comes home wanting to unwind from work in his favourite way. Too bad Hayner is too busy to pay attention to him. How long can Seifer last? Seiner Oneshot. Complete. Lemon. Birthday gift for Pahoyhoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Come Undone by mazarin reviews
Sequel to Come Into My Parlor, and dovetailed with Dark of the Alley. Read those first to understand this. John and Sherlock figure out the nature of their relationship. BDSM. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Soon Be Naked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Carlton Lassiter is Not Gay by libco reviews
Carlton Lassiter is not gay, but he's not stupid either. He knows Shawn Spencer is flirting with him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
iThink They Hide It by Doragoon reviews
Carly has a theory as to why Freddie and Sam always seem to bag on and fight each other. Does she know how right she is?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
That Neck by Rouge Winter reviews
John Watson could write odes to that neck, had John Watson been the ode-writing kind of man. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bang Bang by shassieluvr reviews
Shawn and Lassiter have some fun. WARNING: Gunplay.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Shassie and the Tight Pants by KiraSparrow reviews
In which Shawn buys some very tight pants and has a devious plan. Lassie doesn't stand a chance. Slash. Shassie. Smut. Silliness. Established relationship.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Stolen Treasure by ScopesMonkey reviews
John finds a box of things Sherlock has stolen from him over the years.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Study Hiatus by twistedmind29 reviews
Kuwabara is vigorously studying, Hiei decides to make him take an involuntary break. YAOI SMUT OneShot Hieibara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Coragyps reviews
John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Waiting For by spoodle monkey reviews
Stu blinks and squints and tries to see in the dim lighting of the closet he's just been unceremoniously dragged into. PhilxStu slash
Hangover - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Stu P., Phil W. - Complete
Come Into My Parlor by mazarin reviews
"John's tried desperately to forget what he saw nearly a month ago, the evidence of a whip scattered across Sherlock's skin. He hasn't said a word, but it's been nagging him at every quiet moment."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of John Watson and the Freudian Slip by Naic reviews
During a particularly taxing case John finds himself in a predicament and Sherlock is his normal rational self and seems prepared to do anything to solve the mystery. Slash: Watson/Holmes
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me a Moment by mazarin reviews
"You're going to be such work," Sherlock breathes against John's back. Written for a specific request on LJ. Total slash PWP, with little redeeming value. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Initiated Sex by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wanted by mazarin reviews
"Would it help if I told you it's not what it looks like?" Followup to "Cheater." Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Desire by enigma-kar reviews
John promises to teach Sherlock to understand desire after a drunken, close encounter. This is for everyone who wanted John and Sherlock to get together in 'The Hangover'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Office by nurdgurl714 reviews
What happens when Hiei decides to drop by Kuwabara's office for a surprise visit to find a guy flirting with him? A one shot of Hiei/Bara first argument. Rated M for language. HieixBara Read and Review please
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Good Golly, Miss Molly by mazarin reviews
"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Out of the Closet and Into The Frying Pan by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter breaks the law and learns more than he bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Colin's Secret Part 1 by queerlove reviews
Colin Creevey stumbles across a scene between Harry and Draco, and can't help but get an eye full. This story leads to George Weasley/Colin Creevey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Colin C., George W.
Assumptions by Sad eyed Lady of The Low Life reviews
John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extraction By Any Means Necessary by thegeekyprincess reviews
John's tired. Sherlock sees no reason why this should prevent him from assisting with his latest experiment...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Word of Mouth by BloodOrangeSoda reviews
Seifer's words are not effective at convincing Hayner to accept that he's gay. His mouth, on the other hand, has a slightly higher chance of persuading him, as Hayner finds when Seifer corners him in an empty parking garage. Slight angst, dub-con, smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Hayner, Seifer
Unbecoming Conduct by regrette rien reviews
Pre-established S/J. Sherlock wants to release some tension after solving a case, and so does John, but they have differing opinions on where is, and where isn't, an appropriate location. Coitus interruptus. *See A/N for warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Silence is Pale and Trembling by Nova-chan reviews
John/Sherlock: John gets tired of Sherlock's never-ending stream of consciousness talking during sex. So, he finds a way to shut him up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deducing an Introduction by Riffir reviews
John and Sherlock have a discussion about introductions. In between having sex. Feel free to critique it- it was written for fun, but I'd love to know others' opinions.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome Back Chicken Wuss by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
After being away for five years, Hayner finally comes back to his hometown. What happens when he runs into his biggest rival at a party? Seiner. Oneshot. Lemon. For Pahoyhoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Surprise by Riffir reviews
Watson's attempt to surprise Holmes with sex. Very PWP, non-beta-ed, and a bit quickly written.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Biscuits by TurkFox reviews
Jim knows Mycroft is on a diet. Jim also knows that Mycroft really loves biscuits.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Moriarty, Mycroft H.
Touch by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
I never understood why he felt so real. jack/tyler. M for lots of smut.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Lock In by Xero-zerO reviews
Snotlout drags Hiccup to an abandoned house and tells him to wait there while he goes and gets Astrid. The thing is... He doesn't want to see her... he wants to see another blond. Rated m for lemon yaoi. tuffcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
A Helping Hand by Feleron reviews
Arthur has an accident, but Merlin is there to help. Well, as much as Merlin can actually help. Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Quite the Handful by Nejinee reviews
Hayner still hates Seifer. They meet again at a party. And then they make a mess. Seiner. The continuation...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer
Libraries by cold-crescent-moon reviews
This is what it's used for. Slash/Yaoi.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Francis, Timmy - Complete
Undercover and Overwhelmed by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter and O'Hara go undercover at a gay resort and run into some unexpected friends. Sequel to Lassiter Rides the Pineapple Express.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Do or Die by coffeebuddha reviews
Normally he wouldn't mind Lassie trying to play the Big Bad Cop card-it was pretty hot-but right now the other man just seemed jumpy and the way he was slowly stalking toward Shawn with a strange, determined look on his face didn't exactly reassure him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The One with the Jacket by HarryFado reviews
Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Big Ego by HarryFado reviews
Noah Puckerman had a big ego.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Bare Feet by HarryFado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Happy by Mojjochan reviews
SasuNaru. lemon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heat by PALC reviews
It's hot as hell in Konoha and Naruto needs to cool off. But he only ended up doing the exact opposite. NarutoXNarutoXKakashi Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Playtime by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Joker indulges in his ultimate fantasy. Slash. R/R. DCU. Special guest stars Nightwing and Harley Quinn. Drama, suspense, slash riddled with some elements of humor. One Shot. Complete.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Submission of a Prince by Metallover130 reviews
Submitting was something Vegeta would never do. I do not own DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Carlton's Worst Inhibitions by Ms.Teragram reviews
With their one-night-stand stretching into its second month, Lassiter tries to juggle his anxieties about Shawn's sexual history, coming out at work, and his own identity. In the midst of it all, photos of Shawn and Lassiter begin arriving in the mail.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
There's Always Time For Tea by Jokerfest reviews
Hatter wants to know how to act normal for Alice. Of course, he has a very unlikely teacher, the original Mad Hatter. Not going to lie, very obvious yaoi and something of a Johnny Depp cameo *wink* Anyway HatterXHatter Rated M for a reason.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by elomelo reviews
“Am I interrupting something?” Maybe Angela should’ve stayed in the car. Balthazar/John
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Hatter my Hatter by Jokerfest reviews
Very much yaoi. A meeting of our two Hatters; Mad and David. Mad Hatter decides that his younger friend could use a few tips on being a Hatter. Tim Burton and Syfy collide giving us a Mad Hatter X Hatter pairing, enjoy!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Keeping warm by Veltana reviews
It's cold, and Sasuke and Naruto try to keep warm. But what happens when Kakashi notice them? KakaSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legends Reborn by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Book by Gryvon reviews
Rikuo/Kazahaya. Kakei's latest mission leaves Kazahaya acting strangely and Rikuo is left alone to deal with the consequences.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Rikuo H., Kazahaya Kudo - Complete
My Kage and Demon Love Me by sweet-and-simple reviews
Shukaku has been wanting, Gaara has been thinking, and Lee is being innocently Lee. Threesome, gaalee, shukalee, lots of yummy yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Conventioneers by Gryvon reviews
Sequel to The Case of the Missing Cockatiel. Several convention-goers have gone missing in Santa Barbara, and it's up to Shawn and the team to catch the killer before he catches Shawn. Lassiter/Shawn.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Mrpointyhorns reviews
At the North Pole, when the heat goes off, Leonard makes the decision to use the can opener to give false positive results in the experiment. Leonard/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
What's your name, baaabby? by Ninny-na reviews
It had been a joke. Provided, it was a stupid joke: idiotic, downright ridiculous, but it was still a joke. Or so they said. Zexion didn't believe them. // AU AkuZeku. Oneshot. Cocky Axel and flustered Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
You Can Live With That by an-angel-in-hell reviews
‘This isn’t what you want. But if it’s all you’re ever gonna get, then you guess you can live with that.’ Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Denial by CalmSummerStorm reviews
Seifer thinks he has a condition. Everyone else calls it 'denial'. Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Pun Fully Intended by Vonna Plum reviews
Spacing out in class to a point of drooling is usually not a very good idea. And being 'brought back down to earth' by the cause of all your drooling probably isn't an ideal situation either. Watch out, Here be Sexual Innuendos. Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
I am Jack's Missing Pieces by Medulla Oblongata reviews
Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Haircut by Spectator101 reviews
Josh gives Drake a haircut. This leads to Drake getting dirty thoughts. Drake/Josh. SLASH.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Duality by K49 reviews
My supervisor is the most annoying twit I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. He’s a prick, he’s cold hearted, he’s always finding someway to annoy the crap out of me, and he’s the sexiest, most gorgeous creature known to man. Seiner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Getting Under the Skin by ty.soglasna reviews
In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect. MATURE CONTENT, kink, see inside for complete warnings. Dedicated to my bbff icanhaspancake. ::blows kisses::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
Stakeout Surprise by ty.soglasna reviews
Draco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Avoiding the Lens by sparrowlove reviews
Ryan hates the cameras sometimes. He had taken to doing the most boring things possible, so that the film crew would leave him alone" MichaelRyan.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
The Symbolism of Symbolism by Spear and Magic Helmet reviews
When beauty is in the eye of the beholder, when a picture doesn't quite equal a thousand words, what do you do? Written for the 2009 Snarry-A-Thon. Prompt: Severus with Wings wrapped around Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Flatter a Cat by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Severus has had... an accident. Written for the yahoo group SeverusSighs' kink!night. Warnings for Cat!Snape, sweetness and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by Against A Wall reviews
Josh shouldn’t have trusted Drake to not make a scene. Drake/Josh BrothaCest
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Sheldon’s Cat by hey citrus reviews
Is there a fatal flaw in Sheldon's hypothesis? And is the cat dead or alive? Slash: Leonard/Sheldon. Chapter 2 now up!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait reviews
After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Step Lively Now by cdewilde reviews
A trip to Santa Barbara's Irish Festival leads to Shawn learning something new about Lassiter. SLASH. Oneshot. Lassiter/Shawn.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Not Again by yunakitty reviews
Ran and Yoru come out to play at night, and once again, Sora and Sunao are helpless passengers along for the ride. But once they both realize that they enjoy the journey...things get more fun. Lemon, yaoi, one-shot.
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Fun at the Gun Range by chibichibi k reviews
Shawn and Carlton have a little fun on the range! PWP SLASH. Carlton/Shawn!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Apples by ProjectSynapse reviews
Goku almost never wore boxers. This was one of the many things Vegeta loved about him. One-shot, VegetaxGoku. This is a practice lemon for my other story, A Desire Is Not A Wish. Reviews are sweet. They make my world go 'round.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
So We're Driving Around by Stray the Metallic Imp reviews
When Joe Cabot still isn’t too sure about the newest guy on the job, he sends Orange on a little side job with Mr. Blonde to see where the kid’s head is at. Freddy then finds that he’s getting more than he bargained for. Warnings for: Slash, crime and etc
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Shameless by Debris K reviews
Shawn/Carlton morning after, Carlton's POV; "It wasn’t until later that Carlton remembered to be embarrassed."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Times like these by Spectator101 reviews
Josh started to think maybe all of this wasn’t just in his head. Drake/Josh SLASH.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Why did you kiss me? by MangaMistress reviews
Sequel to 'Why can't I kill him' Full of dry humping goodness. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Interrogation by chibichibi k reviews
“Too bad, Lassiface! You’ll be seeing a lot more of me and my ass,” Shawn said in a sing-song voice as he pranced out of the room. Carlton/Shawn. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Role Reversal by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
Gaara’s a top porn star who always tops, but his sponsors have demanded he be made an Uke, just once. Enter Rock Lee, the well known Uke who’s been asked to Seme for Gaara. Neither are particularly happy with the arrangement. But can they work out a way t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn slash. Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Lollipop by Evilenia Renee reviews
Severus & his slave go out for a day. Warnings: schoolgirl/sub!Draco & Master!Severus. If you dont like yaoi/slash, dont read. This is most definately not for you. Graphic m/m sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Go Pantsless While You're At It by Unique.Nom.De.Plume reviews
A good old fashioned smutty Chastine fic. You can't expect much more from me than that, I don't have he attention span for plots and chapters and what have you. Feel free to flame! I'll laugh at your displeasure.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Finding One's Way by Daxemon reviews
Will Drake figure out what he wants before it's too late. Drake/JJ Please read and review.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Prince of Peace by Esprix reviews
Peace has come to the four nations, and Zuko is presiding over the peace accords. Aang, however, is determined to break his concentration... Inspired by a kink challenge!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
A KakaIru Christmas by Gryvon reviews
Iruka version. Based on the 25 days Christmas challenge on the kakiru LJ community. Romance blossoms for the two ninja over the course of 25 days. Kakashi/Iruka pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Wild Horses by Ayame99 reviews
AU! In need of escape, Hiro finds himself in the lazy town of Silver Creek, where he hears about a rugged rancher named 'K' and takes a job on his ranch. Only, both get more than they bargained for. K and Hiro.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,987 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hiroshi N., K - Complete
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Paninaro '95 by Harmonic Friction reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Closeted by VampireZombieGirl reviews
Shawn is just too much for Lassiter to handle. Shawn x Lassiter [ONE SHOT]
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Lover Boy by Pyjamas reviews
Lying in the aftermath, K struggles to put his feelings for Hiro into words. But it can't be love. It just can't be. [Hiro x K]
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - K, Hiroshi N. - Complete
Whatever you say, Johnny by UnexpectedNudity reviews
SLASH ConstantineBalthazar. Constantine may hate the greedy, despicable, halfbreed set, but still he seems to be always running into them. Every turn finds him in just this situation... MATURE, ONESHOT
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Crossing Lances by Gryvon reviews
Black Prince/Will. He would be Edward's knight until the day he died.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Warning Signs by falsechaos reviews
Slash. All the warning signs were there in the end, Danny had no one to blame but himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Controlling the Creature Within by LadyLefaye reviews
Kiba decides to help Shino practice a new jutsu, but when the insects get out of control, there are some interesting side effects. ShinoKiba Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Christmas Detention by Redfern reviews
Hot oneshot, featuring virgin gryffindor Neville and a very ...persistent... potion's teacher giving the wildest detention of the year. Naughty doesn't cover it. 'Sex' and 'graphic' does. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Tasting Sunshine by Gryvon reviews
Gerry/Sunshine. A little talk with Sunshine makes Gerry question his sexuality.
Remember the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Cor Semper Ligare by The Red Dragons Order reviews
A little PWP that popped up. A misfired spell turns into something wonderful. SSHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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In His Prime reviews
Dwalin does not like to concern himself with such things as his age. However, as he and his young scribe engage in their third round of lovemaking in one day, it occurs to him for the first time that he might be starting to get old. Dwori, Slash, PWP, Smut, Lang, Anal, Low-Cal Fluff. [edited]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22 - Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Sadistic Bastard reviews
Eddie takes his gay prison jokes a little too far, and Vic does something about it. Vic VegaxNice Guy Eddie, slash, lemon, other warnings inside.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Doggie Style! reviews
Brian wakes up in the alleyway of some strange city--in a human body! And what's more, he's found and taken in by none other than Stewie--in adult form! And when sexual tension begins to mount, what's a poor dog to do? YAOI, LANGUAGE, LEMONS
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G.
The Scientific Method reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 191 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Payment reviews
Set after “The Candidate.” Jimmy wants more than Earnest can afford to pay him. But Earnest thinks of another way to pay him back. YAOI PWP, other warnings inside.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jimmy H., Earnest J.
Mindfuck reviews
If there was anything Gary Smith was good at, it was getting under people’s skin. GxP HARD YAOI, other warnings inside
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Poison and Smut reviews
Goku awakes in a strange dungeon with no cloths, no food, and a Gojyo that can't keep his hands off him. How far will poor Goku go to bring the kappa back to normal? GOJYOXGOKU, HARD YAOI, other warnings inside.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Goku S., Gojyo S.