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Joined 05-29-07, id: 1288389, Profile Updated: 04-10-11
Author has written 6 stories for Saiyuki, Family Guy, Bully, Big Bang Theory, and Reservoir Dogs.

AGE: 20

GENDER: male

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: gay

FAVORITE...

COLORS--electric green, orange, pink, yellow...anything bright :P

BANDS--Protest The Hero, System of a Down, Animal Collective, Dir En Grey, Emmure, My Chemical Romance (guilty pleasure) and more

COMMERCIAL--the Hilshire Farms commercial--GO MEAT!

TV SHOWS--Fairly Odd Parents, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, The Closer, iCarly, Drake and Josh, and more

MOVIES--The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, 10 Things I Hate About You, Billy Elliot, Donnie Darko, and MANY more

BOOKS-- The Perks of Being a Wallflower, the Harry Potter series, the Alice in Wonderland series, and many more

QUOTE--"When I was a little kid, I would watch Looney Toons and wish I was a cartoon. I always wanted to be able to run behind poles and skinny trees and disappear, like the cartoons did." -my friend Jordan

Minutiae:

I go by Pumpkin Head Jones because that's what my mom called me when i was a kid.

I'm allergic to sulfa-based antibiotics

I'm scared of spiders

I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SPELL MINUTIAE! THANKS, Illyric!!!

I'm running out of things to type about

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Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Sladomasochism by Kawaii-kuro reviews
Now with more plot! Part of a balanced diet plan.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,832 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Robin, Slade
Bad Boy by HyperMusic12 reviews
In which Kiba upsets Shino and he has to be punished for it. Kink. One-shot. Shino/Kiba. "Many a true word is spoken in jest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Shino A., Kiba I.] - Complete
Sugar Rush by PassionateBlack'N'WhiteInk reviews
Gumball and Marshall have a hot night because of some special cupcakes.*EXTREME YAOI*SMUT*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
A Happy Accident Courtesy of Alice Longbottom by 0idontknow0 reviews
It took Alice Longbottom's misfired sticking charm to make Harry and Draco sort of get along. Everything after that was all them. Written for hd smoochfest 2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hand and Voice by 0idontknow0 reviews
Severus and Lucius exploit one another's weaknesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Bittersweet by C.J. Nanashi reviews
What happens behind the closed doors of Prince B. Gumball and his secret entertainment.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee - Complete
Quality Alone Time by Fr333bird reviews
In a room-sharing situation, quality alone time can be hard to come by (puns intended). But Gwaine, Merlin and Arthur agree on a schedule that works beautifully-until it doesn't. Merlin/Arthur with a side of Gwaine. Smut and fluff - the usual.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ancient Art by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur walks in on Merlin having a bit of 'alone time' and in typical Arthur fashion, starts criticising his methods. So naturally Merlin demands a demonstration of proper techniques. Merlin/Arthur. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Peeping Tom by Angelus1889 reviews
"It doesn't count; I didn't know what it was when I did it. Stupid human." -Hiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Love In A Beaker by PassionateBlack'N'WhiteInk reviews
Gumball's experiment goes wrong but when Marshall Lee finds him he gets a big surpirse!*EXTREME YAOI* SMUT*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee] - Complete
Understanding by silverfoxpunk reviews
Jimmy is racked with guilt over how he's treated Thomas, so when Thomas offers him an olive branch, he jumps at the opportunity to take it. They promise to be friends, but when Thomas suddenly gives him the cold-shoulder, he can't understand why and determines to get to the bottom of it. Post Xmas special. Slash. M for adult content in later chapters. Reviews welcome & appreciated.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jimmy K., Thomas - Complete
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Passion's Inheritance by scarsgirl reviews
Draco's got a plan to ensure his son's future. Written for the Harlequin HP Style fest on livejournal. Reviews and comments are welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Ailurophile by Lovely Spell reviews
Shino knew he should have fallen for a cat lover. KibaxShino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Whatever Works by Concupiscence66 reviews
A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Keep Hoping by ChuBerri reviews
HieiBara. Stuck together for one week, will the two put aside their pride and confess their feelings ? Or will the sudden pressure push them further apart ?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara
Get It Right by gleekilicious reviews
'"Come on," Finn smiled, reaching out for Dave's shoulder again. "I've got a really good idea."' When Finn offers Dave a chance to make amends with Kurt, he'd be a fool not to take it. And besides, Finn's right. He really has nothing left to lose.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Grown Up Little Vampire by Failing Grace reviews
The Little Vampire...only older. Scotland offers Tony Thompson the experience of a lifetime-- to save a clan of vampires, and maybe, just maybe, fall in love with one of them. BL TonyxRudolf.
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,563 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tony T., Rudolph S.
The One Where Jim and Spock Have Sex During Shore by 1lostone reviews
...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
iThink They Hide It by Doragoon reviews
Carly has a theory as to why Freddie and Sam always seem to bag on and fight each other. Does she know how right she is?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Study Hiatus by twistedmind29 reviews
Kuwabara is vigorously studying, Hiei decides to make him take an involuntary break. YAOI SMUT OneShot Hieibara
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/11/2011 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Waiting For by spoodle monkey reviews
Stu blinks and squints and tries to see in the dim lighting of the closet he's just been unceremoniously dragged into. PhilxStu slash
Hangover - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Stu P., Phil W. - Complete
The Office by nurdgurl714 reviews
What happens when Hiei decides to drop by Kuwabara's office for a surprise visit to find a guy flirting with him? A one shot of Hiei/Bara first argument. Rated M for language. HieixBara Read and Review please
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Colin's Secret Part 1 by queerlove reviews
Colin Creevey stumbles across a scene between Harry and Draco, and can't help but get an eye full. This story leads to George Weasley/Colin Creevey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Colin C., George W.
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touch by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
I never understood why he felt so real. jack/tyler. M for lots of smut.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Lock In by Xero-zerO reviews
Snotlout drags Hiccup to an abandoned house and tells him to wait there while he goes and gets Astrid. The thing is... He doesn't want to see her... he wants to see another blond. Rated m for lemon yaoi. tuffcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
A Helping Hand by Feleron reviews
Arthur has an accident, but Merlin is there to help. Well, as much as Merlin can actually help. Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Quite the Handful by Nejinee reviews
Hayner still hates Seifer. They meet again at a party. And then they make a mess. Seiner. The continuation...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer
Libraries by cold-crescent-moon reviews
This is what it's used for. Slash/Yaoi.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Francis, Timmy - Complete
The One with the Jacket by Harry Fado reviews
Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Big Ego by Harry Fado reviews
Noah Puckerman had a big ego.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bare Feet by Harry Fado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Happy by Mojjochan reviews
SasuNaru. lemon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heat by PALC reviews
It's hot as hell in Konoha and Naruto needs to cool off. But he only ended up doing the exact opposite. NarutoXNarutoXKakashi Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Playtime by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Joker indulges in his ultimate fantasy. Slash. R/R. DCU. Special guest stars Nightwing and Harley Quinn. Drama, suspense, slash riddled with some elements of humor. One Shot. Complete.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Submission of a Prince by Metallover130 reviews
Submitting was something Vegeta would never do. I do not own DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
There's Always Time For Tea by Jokerfest reviews
Hatter wants to know how to act normal for Alice. Of course, he has a very unlikely teacher, the original Mad Hatter. Not going to lie, very obvious yaoi and something of a Johnny Depp cameo *wink* Anyway HatterXHatter Rated M for a reason.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by elomelo reviews
“Am I interrupting something?” Maybe Angela should’ve stayed in the car. Balthazar/John
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Hatter my Hatter by Jokerfest reviews
Very much yaoi. A meeting of our two Hatters; Mad and David. Mad Hatter decides that his younger friend could use a few tips on being a Hatter. Tim Burton and Syfy collide giving us a Mad Hatter X Hatter pairing, enjoy!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Keeping warm by Veltana reviews
It's cold, and Sasuke and Naruto try to keep warm. But what happens when Kakashi notice them? KakaSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legends Reborn by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Book by Gryvon reviews
Rikuo/Kazahaya. Kakei's latest mission leaves Kazahaya acting strangely and Rikuo is left alone to deal with the consequences.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Rikuo H., Kazahaya Kudo - Complete
My Kage and Demon Love Me by sweet-and-simple reviews
Shukaku has been wanting, Gaara has been thinking, and Lee is being innocently Lee. Threesome, gaalee, shukalee, lots of yummy yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Mrpointyhorns reviews
At the North Pole, when the heat goes off, Leonard makes the decision to use the can opener to give false positive results in the experiment. Leonard/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
What's your name, baaabby? by Ninny-na reviews
It had been a joke. Provided, it was a stupid joke: idiotic, downright ridiculous, but it was still a joke. Or so they said. Zexion didn't believe them. // AU AkuZeku. Oneshot. Cocky Axel and flustered Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
You Can Live With That by an-angel-in-hell reviews
‘This isn’t what you want. But if it’s all you’re ever gonna get, then you guess you can live with that.’ Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Denial by CalmSummerStorm reviews
Seifer thinks he has a condition. Everyone else calls it 'denial'. Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Pun Fully Intended by Vonna Plum reviews
Spacing out in class to a point of drooling is usually not a very good idea. And being 'brought back down to earth' by the cause of all your drooling probably isn't an ideal situation either. Watch out, Here be Sexual Innuendos. Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
I am Jack's Missing Pieces by Medulla Oblongata reviews
Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Haircut by Spectator101 reviews
Josh gives Drake a haircut. This leads to Drake getting dirty thoughts. Drake/Josh. SLASH.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Duality by K49 reviews
My supervisor is the most annoying twit I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. He’s a prick, he’s cold hearted, he’s always finding someway to annoy the crap out of me, and he’s the sexiest, most gorgeous creature known to man. Seiner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Getting Under the Skin by ty.soglasna reviews
In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect. MATURE CONTENT, kink, see inside for complete warnings. Dedicated to my bbff icanhaspancake. ::blows kisses::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
Stakeout Surprise by ty.soglasna reviews
Draco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
The Symbolism of Symbolism by Spear and Magic Helmet reviews
When beauty is in the eye of the beholder, when a picture doesn't quite equal a thousand words, what do you do? Written for the 2009 Snarry-A-Thon. Prompt: Severus with Wings wrapped around Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Flatter a Cat by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Severus has had... an accident. Written for the yahoo group SeverusSighs' kink!night. Warnings for Cat!Snape, sweetness and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Trust Me by Against A Wall reviews
Josh shouldn’t have trusted Drake to not make a scene. Drake/Josh BrothaCest
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Sheldon’s Cat by hey citrus reviews
Is there a fatal flaw in Sheldon's hypothesis? And is the cat dead or alive? Slash: Leonard/Sheldon. Chapter 2 now up!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait reviews
After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Caught in the Act by LuckyLauren reviews
Nanami walks in on Yoru and Ran. For ShAm3 0F LuV3
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Surprise, Wake Up by LuckyLauren reviews
Yoru wakes up to a rather excited Ran. Yoru x Ran
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Not Again by yunakitty reviews
Ran and Yoru come out to play at night, and once again, Sora and Sunao are helpless passengers along for the ride. But once they both realize that they enjoy the journey...things get more fun. Lemon, yaoi, one-shot.
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Apples by ProjectSynapse reviews
Goku almost never wore boxers. This was one of the many things Vegeta loved about him. One-shot, VegetaxGoku. This is a practice lemon for my other story, A Desire Is Not A Wish. Reviews are sweet. They make my world go 'round.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
So We're Driving Around by Stray the Metallic Imp reviews
When Joe Cabot still isn’t too sure about the newest guy on the job, he sends Orange on a little side job with Mr. Blonde to see where the kid’s head is at. Freddy then finds that he’s getting more than he bargained for. Warnings for: Slash, crime and etc
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Times like these by Spectator101 reviews
Josh started to think maybe all of this wasn’t just in his head. Drake/Josh SLASH.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Why did you kiss me? by MangaMistress reviews
Sequel to 'Why can't I kill him' Full of dry humping goodness. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Burning Of Pain by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Turpin uses an injection to poison Sweeney with. Turpin is inlove with the man, but Sweeney is a little put off. The drug has different effects though. Warnings for: Drugs: others, go inside for better summary and such. Story 50. TXS
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
Role Reversal by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
Gaara’s a top porn star who always tops, but his sponsors have demanded he be made an Uke, just once. Enter Rock Lee, the well known Uke who’s been asked to Seme for Gaara. Neither are particularly happy with the arrangement. But can they work out a way t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Levitated Love by WarpedMinded reviews
Neville gets caught. WAFF, M/M, SS/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Lollipop by Evilenia Renee reviews
Severus & his slave go out for a day. Warnings: schoolgirl/sub!Draco & Master!Severus. If you dont like yaoi/slash, dont read. This is most definately not for you. Graphic m/m sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Go Pantsless While You're At It by Unique.Nom.De.Plume reviews
A good old fashioned smutty Chastine fic. You can't expect much more from me than that, I don't have he attention span for plots and chapters and what have you. Feel free to flame! I'll laugh at your displeasure.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
If I Give You What You Want Will I Need It, Too? by Amael21 reviews
Ritsuka wants to make Soubi happy, and discovers that his assumptions may not all have been correct. There is beauty in many things, if only one looks in the right way. Ritsuka/Soubi, M/M, graphic sex, M/s. COMPLETE.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Finding One's Way by Daxemon reviews
Will Drake figure out what he wants before it's too late. Drake/JJ Please read and review.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Details by yeaka reviews
Draco visits Neville in detention. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince of Peace by Esprix reviews
Peace has come to the four nations, and Zuko is presiding over the peace accords. Aang, however, is determined to break his concentration... Inspired by a kink challenge!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
A KakaIru Christmas by Gryvon reviews
Iruka version. Based on the 25 days Christmas challenge on the kakiru LJ community. Romance blossoms for the two ninja over the course of 25 days. Kakashi/Iruka pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Wild Horses by Ayame99 reviews
AU! In need of escape, Hiro finds himself in the lazy town of Silver Creek, where he hears about a rugged rancher named 'K' and takes a job on his ranch. Only, both get more than they bargained for. K and Hiro.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,987 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hiroshi N., K - Complete
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Paninaro '95 by Harmonic Friction reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Lover Boy by Pyjamas reviews
Lying in the aftermath, K struggles to put his feelings for Hiro into words. But it can't be love. It just can't be. [Hiro x K]
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - K, Hiroshi N. - Complete
Not Without by crimsontearedwolf reviews
I was a dumbass, so here's my storyalso found under evilslave about Yuki and Shu doing it again and again. Enjoy.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Alluring Reaction by dustori reviews
Kakashi loves getting a reaction from his students, especially the quiet ones, which, in this case was only one of his students, Sasuke Uchiha. Yaoi KakaSasu, NO FLAMES, Please. Don't like, Don't Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Thrill Hallway by mamma DX reviews
Sora has a need that can't wait another second. Even though they're in a school hallway, Sora wants some action with Sunao but his love is convinced someone will see them. Smut in school! What's not to love? SoraXSunao BUTTSECKS! Oi, enjoy.
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Whatever you say, Johnny by UnexpectedNudity reviews
SLASH ConstantineBalthazar. Constantine may hate the greedy, despicable, halfbreed set, but still he seems to be always running into them. Every turn finds him in just this situation... MATURE, ONESHOT
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by windwhisprer reviews
[oneshot][GojyoGoku][For EoS] The summer heat can make a man do crazy, crazy things.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Gojyo S., Goku S. - Complete
Crossing Lances by Gryvon reviews
Black Prince/Will. He would be Edward's knight until the day he died.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Warning Signs by falsechaos reviews
Slash. All the warning signs were there in the end, Danny had no one to blame but himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Controlling the Creature Within by LadyLefaye reviews
Kiba decides to help Shino practice a new jutsu, but when the insects get out of control, there are some interesting side effects. ShinoKiba Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Christmas Detention by Redfern reviews
Hot oneshot, featuring virgin gryffindor Neville and a very ...persistent... potion's teacher giving the wildest detention of the year. Naughty doesn't cover it. 'Sex' and 'graphic' does. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Tasting Sunshine by Gryvon reviews
Gerry/Sunshine. A little talk with Sunshine makes Gerry question his sexuality.
Remember the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Cor Semper Ligare by The Red Dragons Order reviews
A little PWP that popped up. A misfired spell turns into something wonderful. SSHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Sadistic Bastard reviews
Eddie takes his gay prison jokes a little too far, and Vic does something about it. Vic VegaxNice Guy Eddie, slash, lemon, other warnings inside.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Doggie Style! reviews
Brian wakes up in the alleyway of some strange city--in a human body! And what's more, he's found and taken in by none other than Stewie--in adult form! And when sexual tension begins to mount, what's a poor dog to do? YAOI, LANGUAGE, LEMONS
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G.
The Scientific Method reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Payment reviews
Set after “The Candidate.” Jimmy wants more than Earnest can afford to pay him. But Earnest thinks of another way to pay him back. YAOI PWP, other warnings inside.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jimmy H., Earnest J.
Mindfuck reviews
If there was anything Gary Smith was good at, it was getting under people’s skin. GxP HARD YAOI, other warnings inside
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Poison and Smut reviews
Goku awakes in a strange dungeon with no cloths, no food, and a Gojyo that can't keep his hands off him. How far will poor Goku go to bring the kappa back to normal? GOJYOXGOKU, HARD YAOI, other warnings inside.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Goku S., Gojyo S.