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Joined 05-29-07, id: 1288678, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

my name: Jessica

gender: female

age: soon to be senior

color: green

Stories:

From Ninja to Pirate Till I See You Again: ...

The Dragon Princess: updates sporadic

YOUTUBE Account: Aoorie

trailers I put on Youtube:

From Ninaj To Pirate Till I See You Again Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjAhHICfY0 (The Dragon Princess)

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/mangatoo much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, CaffineFreePepsi

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If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

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Pick the one's that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN USUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLSWHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay

I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.

If you hate sterotypes. The just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever drunk a cup of tea/hot chocolate/coffee then copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't... TRY IT! IT ROCKS :P

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go(Or) Your a pretty little mushroom!" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs before, copy and pase this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your pet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your friends think your weird, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a NejiTen fan then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran up a down escalator, or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile

If you grin like a mad idiot all the time for no perticular reason, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, xxNarutotardxx,MoonFyre12, EmiKoizumix, CaffineFreePepsi

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Alex the Pervy Sensei, Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl, EmiKoizumi.x, CaffineFreePepsi

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (I have one thing to say to this, I don't even know where the buttons are on my living room's tv)

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow Will Turner Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

If you are addicted to chocolate, cheese, and/or a TV show of some kind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those reallllly annoying kids should shut up and just buy their own god-damn box of Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile

If you think Sonny should go into rehab for his Coco Puff obsession, copy this into your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, OneSong05

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile (I like very few rap songs and only listened to them because my sister and brother tied me down into a chair and forced me to. And they aren't very rappy.)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05 CaffineFreePepsi

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe,

Hyperactivley Bored,

Gem W,

Bara-Minamino,

Yavie Aelinel,

Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,

Shadow929,

The Astrology Nerd,

brown-eyed angelofmusic,

piratesswriter/fairy to be,

The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,

watching-waiting-wishing,

100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,

iluvdavidwright45,

dianeandnumairareahotcouple,

windsoftiti,

Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood

i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,

Sn1ck3rD00dl3

xxlilaznchck.

Sakuratwin13

fruitsbasketangel

OneSong05

CaffineFreePepsi

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, OneSong05

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.), OneSong05, CaffineFreePepsi

It is said that God loves all of us equally. Doesn't that include everyone? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared. IT'S THE SAME THING! DESCRIMINATION! I mean, we're all people, and all of us have the right to love and be loved! I'll leave you with this. If God is perfect, why would he hate something he created? Why would he create something he hates? Did he create something solely for the purpose of hating it?Hate is a negative emotion, God is positively perfect. You can't believe both; So, is he imperfect and hates gays? Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE copy this to your profile ANYWHERE on the web

You stare because i'm different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )...I stare because you're all the same.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

My Old Friend

I once had a really great friend. We did everything together, played, ate, danced, laughed, cried. Then something terrible happened. She grew up and I didn't.

I was still playing with my toys, and she was shopping. She was listening to rap while I listened to my parents golden oldies. She knew why eyeliner was important. I believed in fairies, and she worshipped Britney and Paris.

So we broke friends, and I realised all the other girls in my class were growing up too. They were wearing foundation, mascara and lipgloss and straightening their hair. I couldn't put on mascara without sticking myself in the eye.

My old friends got boyfriends, and crushes on movie stars. To me, boys were like my brothers. Friends sometimes, but enemies mostly.

My old friends listened to hardcore techno, rap about drugs and rape, and hip hop about things kids our age shouldn't have to know about. I loved Crowded House and Elton John.

I had no friends to turn to, so I hid in books and they became my friends. I was a Fangirl before I even knew what a Fangirl was. My old friends became addicted to stupid soapies, stuff like the OC and the Hills.

We were ten years old.

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I

am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me

. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

STEREOTYPES

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (not with my home computer but the own at work.it really does hate me.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, CaffineFreePepsi

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Strikes of Illumination by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Within the storm, there are times when somehow everything is made blindingly clear. A collection of Nejiten drabbles and vignettes. 33-Bento: When Tenten makes a Neji-rice ball for her lunch, Neji isn't sure what to make of it. Except eat it himself.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,414 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
A Week With the Prodigy by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is required to watch over an injured Neji at the hospital for a week. Although, it's Tenten's last week with Team Gai. What will Neji do? [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Five Noble Clans by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
Neji and Tenten were forced to leave their home;5 years later, they and their twin sons return to the village.How have things changed? & will everything be 'happily-ever-after?or will shadows from the past shatter their happy lives?Wind&Dragon Sequel 2of3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,759 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Majide Hero by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. Tenten is Sasuke’s cheerleader. Neji is a bespectacled nerd. This is going to feel good. Chapter 16: The Last Move
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Seven Days by kiwi the almighty reviews
Being stuck in the body of your team mate isn’t such a good idea. Especially if said team mate was Hyuuga Neji. Tenten finds out what a wet dream is and Neji gets his first ever period. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,394 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Wind and Dragon by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
1st Neji meets her dad; who REALLY doesn't like Neji. Can any1 say "overprotective father?"He's 2nd in command at ANBU;And he's BIG; HUGE...and scary!Unfortunately, that's not the worst of Neji and Tenten's problems.BEST OF MY NEJITEN STORIES SO FAR! 1of3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,815 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Complete Screw Up by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU, NejiTen. It all started with Calculus and ended with me getting beat up. From broken tea cups to female drama, it's all there. And not to mention the small realization that made it all happen. Even if I didn't know at first...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fear by Tanya Lilac reviews
Fear. It's a hindrance, even to a civilian. But, he had not tensed beneath her fingers, too full of sleepy trust to doubt her. NejiTen drabble. Set in the aftermath of the Sasuke Retrieval Arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Fortuneteller by Goldberry reviews
The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,248 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bubbles by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
Those floating glass spheres that glistened under the moonlit sky always made him feel better. “You see those bubbles, Neji? One day, you’ll be flying free like them. And I’m going to be here, helping you achieve that dream. Bet on it.” NejiTen One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Together by Kaz McDonell Miller reviews
One-shot; post-Alabasta. Vivi and Kohza sit and talk together about the war that just passed as he recovers in Alubarna.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/13/2008 - [Vivi, Koza] - Complete
I think i win by SimplyEdible reviews
NejiTen, quick one-shot. Results of boredom! lol Hope you like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's A Girl Thing by Pure Chocolatte reviews
Flowers, dates, love... Neji wouldn't understand, it's a girl thing. NejiTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Surviving a Boy's Boarding School by Artemis Lightmetal reviews
For the sake of her frail brother, Tenten has to pose as a boy in an all boy's boarding school. She makes fast friends on her first day, including Neji Hyuuga... kind of. Eventual Nejiten. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Nursing Neji Hyuga by JanuaryFriend reviews
When Neji falls ill, it's up to his teammates to take care of him. Or rather, Tenten will take nurse him, and Lee will just wreak havoc. Here's hoping he lives...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Technopath by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. NejiTen. Gai starred at his only female student. "Tenten-chan, I-I do not mean to question your youthfulness...but, where are your pants?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mental Scars by MikaMckeena reviews
One shots of the troubles of one white haired captain in the real world. Also, wrote for windlily for xmas
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
French Roast Blend by notesonlife reviews
AU. Surrounded by the trees and the distant sounds of the city, his lips cracked a faint smile. Coffee really does bring people together. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Is There Supernatural Love? by Helena xx 3 reviews
Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sugarplum by Amaya Zorifuki reviews
Tenten finds herself in a magical Christmasy world, under siege by the rat king. Where she meets certain toys who look a lot like her friends. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Heavenly Cute by Zephyrus reviews
Neji faces an inner confusion that he views as a calamity: for the first time, he sees TenTen as cute.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
6 Months by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Requested By Chibi Itachi One shot] 'It's been six months Neji...where are you' [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Royal Punishment by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is just an average, spunky school girl who passionately HATES the prince of their town: Prince Neji. And when Neji asks her to become his lover, that changes both their lives forever. [NejiTen AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,616 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Life, An Introduction by Goldberry reviews
They meet on a playground. This is where it begins. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Night at Cousin Neji's by Ariados reviews
Hanabi has always been obsessed with her older cousin and wants him to do things with her. When Hiashi has to go away to a conference he leaves Hanabi and Hinata with Neji. Poor Neji, his night suddenly becomes hell. PRESTORYLINE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Neji H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Adrenaline High by Verboten Byacolate reviews
It's the rush that makes it all worthwhile. [Neji, Tenten, and a roller coaster]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Dazzle by katiekitten reviews
Otherwise known as the Glories of Cookies and Cream. She wanted icecream. He wanted piece of mind. They both got what they wanted, in a way. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Puppet Strings by blackdragonflower reviews
It's Tenten's birthday will any surprises be awaiting her? A mysterious gift from a secret admirer on her doorstep! Who could this secret admirer be? Admirer inside. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Tenten, Kankuro - Complete
Becoming Heaven by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Far from common belief, Tenten has a family, and a past. It's just that there's never been reason to talk of them. After all, who really wants to know that you're a gypsy?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Tenten - Complete
To Be Or Not To Be by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
She just went to his house to see why he hadn’t come to training. She hadn’t planned on being told she was getting married! And to Neji Hyuga, no less. Ya see? Weird things happen when Neji skips training! NejiTenten, complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Of Curiosity and Boredom by applecherry reviews
Tenten’s five steps to save yourself from boredom caused by a brooding Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
I'm a Kunoichi, But by notesonlife reviews
Tenten and Neji read a feminist book. And of course, trouble ensues, as Neji becomes increasingly aware that Tenten is currently, and may have always been, a girl. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cutting Water by NessieGG reviews
In Tang Dynasty China, the House of Long fights to protect their way of life from the Uchiha clan. Hyuuga Neji of Japan is sent to assist them and finds a secret war, a deception to the Empress, and a woman unlike any he has known. [AU][NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,876 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Boxers by notesonlife reviews
In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tension by notesonlife reviews
[AU] Hyuuga Neji knew something was wrong, terribly wrong with him. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Where Death Is King by NessieGG reviews
Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Matter of the Heart by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Maybe, in truth, he DID remember. Maybe he just wanted this story to be told. Either way, she's going to kill him. [NejiTen][Happy birthday, Tenten!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Within a Snow Globe by Symphonious reviews
Neji can be an ass sometimes, and Tenten is almost always the victim. But what happens when she finds out and get REALLY angry? Neji x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Just a habit by kiwi the almighty reviews
Neji wonders where Tenten secretly disappears off to after their training and decides to follow her one day. NejiTen Fluff Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Reflection by Verboten Byacolate reviews
For two years, I've waited for you. For two years, I've been dying. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Lipstick by kiwi the almighty reviews
Unknowns to Neji, he has lipstick smeared on his lips and Tenten is out for the blood of the girl who caused it. A jealous Tenten is a scary Tenten. Oneshot. NejiTen Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tree by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She learned to fend for herself at age four. She learned to cry at age eight. But, she learned to love at age six, when she met him... and she has never let him go. She wants him back. [Tenten centric, NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Knowing Tenten by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Ask yourself this... Do you really know Tenten? Maybe you should see her from everyone else's point of view... [Tentencentric, slight NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Perfect Thing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Tenten has convinced Neji to spend the day with her, just the two of them, in Konoha. A story of a day in the life of the only sane people in Team Gai. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Impenetrable by notesonlife reviews
He wants her when they can't be. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Snow Day by kiwi the almighty reviews
An unexpected blizzard forces Neji and Tenten to take shelter in a cave together, alone, for one night... One shot. Fluff. NejiTen slight NarutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ten for Ten: Listen by syaoran no hime reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a weaponry discussion. But for some reason, the Hyuuga just wasn't in the mood for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Still Unwritten by Ojufemi reviews
[NejixTenten oneshot] It's Neji's birthday! But he doesn't seem to happy about it. What happens after Tenten finds him and things get interesting? Filled with fluff and bits of humor. [Rated M just to be safe.][Characters slightly OOC. Sorry!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Homecoming by ohmmeter reviews
ANBU Captain Hyuuga Neji was betted by his team to dismiss any female who might want to occupy the seat next to him, to which he has successfully done so for the past hour, that is until a hungry Tenten appeared. [nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Men Who are on the Brink of Second Childhood: Neji by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. With threats of marriage taking Tenten away from Team Gai, Neji embarks on a mission to save her from, well, marriage. His solution? Take her out on a date. That is, if he ever gets to the asking out part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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From Ninja to Pirate till I See You Again reviews
On the run for his life, pursued by enemies and friends alike, Naruto joins up with theif Nami and is on the journey of a life time. To find One Piece or die trying. rated T for mild cursing
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,819 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Naruto U., Nami
The Dragon Princess reviews
Tenten entered the Game thinking about good times with good friends, a few chances to meet new ones. Never in her wildest dreams did she think it would become amazingly real and dangerous. Nejiten, Gaarsaku, naruhina other possible pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
A Hyuuga in the fields reviews
neji and hinata weren't raised as hyuuga's but as Calder's a clan from Minori. what skills and journeys await them in this new life?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Neji H.