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Hi we're Crystal and Emeret. we'd tell you our last but then we'd have to kill you .( insert evil laughter here: We're female and Crystal is 17 years of age while Emmeret is 24. Crystal maybe be funny, over the Internet but sadly, she can't speak, she mute. We're best friend and twins... Emmy older than Crystal by 7 years and 10 minutes.
CRYSTAL IS POET (IN HER OWN WORLD)AND THE ADVICE PERSON YOU'D GO TO
EMERET IS A ROCKER AND A SEXY ONE AT THAT (IN HER WORLD)
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat, until caught, and then lie!
Regret nothing, deny everything
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Crystal Favorite Lines from:
On the bright side I'm now the girlfriend of a sex god
"The Sex God landed at my door. I was wearing my teletubby pajamas.
"Apparently some German bloke called Mr. Heimlich made it up. Why Germans have to go around grabbing people innocently choking on a sweets I don't know."
"what the point of evolution? Why bother give us hairy front legs and baldy back legs? When have they been useful for survival? jas said, "perhaps its was to frighten things off?"I said, "oh yeah, that will be it. stone age girl would have said, 'Here comes a big dinosaur chasing me from behind. It think I am a pushover because of my baldy legs, but wait till I turn around! I'll scare off the big lug with my terrifying hairy front legs. ' That will be the explanation."
"Thats when Sven lifted me up under one of his huge Swedish-type arms and shouted at the bouncers, "Gut evening, I have the bird in the hand and one in the bushes, thank you! and strode in."
Beynd Infinited was taken off because it came out crappy and I'm starting over...again
Emmy has left fanfic everyone, she has moved to Alaska to soul its just me, Crystal.
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