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Joined 05-29-07, id: 1288984, Profile Updated: 08-22-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Sekirei, and Walking Dead.

To anyone that looks at my profile i thank you for taking the time to do so. You don't have to read anything but i ask you to do me one favor. You can ignore everything on my profile but please, look at the last line of my bio. Take a minute and think about what it says and pm me if what you find there is interesting to you.

And on a different note; you would never guess what the cross really represents.

Yo what's up everyone. I'm new here. Thank's for looking at my profile.

Here is some personal stuff about me:

Name: dafgbraetbrtbha

Age:9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Height: about 94 feet and 10 inches.

Sex: Male (duh)

Location: right behind you.

Favorite color: Red and black.

Likes: anime, music,vedio games, my friends, my relegion, singing, animals, etc.

also: for some reason i also have an interest in romance in stories. which is the onle genre i read besides action. i also like to make new friends. .

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

Personality: i'm pretty nice. i'm polite mostly when around people i have just met. i try to be very funny by doing silly things that most guys wouldn't do. i'm also very shy, and that usually gets in the way when i try to make freinds. i usually don't get mad, ever since i stopped cursing, i usually just start laughing when i do. but when i get really mad, it's kind of scary cuz when i cursed, like any other idiot out there, i got mad really fast it was never pretty. now i'm slow to anger but when i do, even i would be scared. i have also been told that i am pretty mature for my age. although i do act silly at times.

i'm also kinda' weird. well for a guy anyway. i don't really think about it much but i like to go shopping and to places like the mall just for the hell of it. i also don't mind helping out a girl to look for some clothes. most guys hate shopping with their girlfriends when they want them to help 'em look for some clothes but i like it. it's actually enjoyable for me.

And also, i like to be the affectionate and passionate kinda guy. I'm also caring and emotional as well.

Dislikes: people who act like basterds, spoiled people, people who think that the're better than others, cursing, perverts, sexual imoality including; homosexuality; bisexual; fornication, (sex before marrige.)

If anyone disagrees or wants to know my reasoning as to why i think theese are wrong, you can send me a message, i will give the best answer. I garentee it won't be something you expect from a 13 year old. I would also like to add that it's not my opinion. nor is it anyone else's. I apologize if i offend anyone that thinks that i'm trying to shove my opinion in your face but that's not why i'm saying this.

Hobbies: singing, watching t.v, playing video games, hangin' wit friends, swimming, playing piano and other things.

Favorite anime: naruto, one piece, avatar, flame of recca, yu yu hochasho, inuyasha, Zach-Bell, and a few others.

Favorite types of stories: honestly i like fluffy romance stories with naruxhina. i like to see how they get to that point with all the build up. that's the only reason i read any story really. i don't like it when stories have more than that 1 pairing cuz it takes away from it. they can have it and i might read it if they don't really talk about it. i only really care about naruxhina really. i really like the ones that don't have action since they can focus more on the romance if they don't have anything to take away from it. but it does add drama to it which i do like. i also like the stories that have chapters that aren't too long but not too short.

Favorite couples:

Naruto: NarutoxHinata; the best naruto couple, hinata has always believed in him and is always cheering for him. Naruto is just dense, he already thinks she is pretty. He might actually fall for evetually. And Hinata is in love with Naruto, even though she doesn't realize it. She said so when she fought Neji. Naruto is her source of strengh, and she also has given Naruto courage when he needed it to fight her cousin. Opposites do attract, (shy and timidxloud and out going).

TemarixShikamaru: they are probably good for each other, they seem to fit quite nicely.

Hated couples:

sasukexsakura: I hate these two characters most of all, they just don't make any sense. Saduke is just a basterd and thinks that he is the only one who has had a bad life. Sakura is the biggest female dog I have ever heard of. She doesn't desearve Naruto at all. All he did, and all he does is offer her friendship and to show her a good time, and then she spits in his face. Naruto almost died trying to make her happy.

NarutoxSakura: Just read what I just wrote.

HinataxKiba: Kiba sees her as a sister and nothing more really. Hinata has never showed any kind of romantic feelings for anyone besides Naruto.

Naurtoxyoi: Homosexuality is wrong people!

Hinataxyuri: it's wrong

Hinataxanyone besides Naruto.

I'm cool with anything else though.

Favorite songs:

If I was your man-Joe; Best man I can be-Case- Ginuwine, Tyrease, R.L; Good Man-R.L

When I'm Gone-Eminem; Lose Yourself-Eminem, Mocking Bird-Eminem; back at one- brian Mknight; let me love you-mario, and so many more.

The majority of the songs i like are love songs. All the songs I like have meaning to them.

My favorite love song is by tank-Please don't go

Absolute favoright song is- best man i can be.

Favorite Characters (in no particular order):

Naruto, Hinata, Rock Lee, Kakashi, Itachi, Tsunade, Jerayia, Shino, Neji, Garra, Shikamaru.

Hated Characters:

Sakura, Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Ino.

I wonder why people like sasuke so much. he is a traiter and he only thinks about himself and he almost killed his best friend. If you have a good reason i would be more than happy to reconsider my view of him.

Future Projects:

Four Brothers- this will be a NaruxHina fic also with ocxHanabi, if I can get them in. For the most part it will follow the main plot. It will have some things added in and things taken out. There will be some character bashing. Be warned, there will be over-powered characters, but they will have thier weaknesses.

Summery: Four newly born children. They are cursed from the day they are born. They carry a burden that should make them heroes, but instead are hated by everyone around them. They all carry demons inside them. But one is planning to bring them together to form a family, and to create a dangerous force. Together, they will right the wrongs that the world has done to them. But they will face hardships. The path they must walk is narrow and dangerous to walk. Watch these four brothers as they reach there goals together. Better summary in actual story.

I need to think of two good names for my OC's names, but most likely to go with the story they won't have names. Does anyone have suggestions? This will be my first fanfic so be kind. I'm a pretty good writer as far as grammer, punctuation, and spelling goes, and my ideas come to me as I write, but my typing is very slow so the next chapters might take a while. I will always try to start to write the next chapter was soon as I'm done with the previous one. The fic will be rated T to be safe. It might have a few curses once in a blue moon.

And on a final note, reffering to the fic, constructive critizism is welcomed, I honestly don't care if you don't like the pairing. And also, I will put a better summary inside before I start the story, since you probably won't really know what it will be about with the one I have up now.

I will be starting a new fanfic soon for a different Anime. Rosario + Vampire. not sure what to call it but there will be a lot of naruto cross over related stuff in it. basically just moves and also my oc that i had for my fanfic.

Random Crap:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Unclejoex3,

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, unclejoex3

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, unclejoex3

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

What is God's name? If anyone has questions please e-mail me or pm me.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,618 - Follows: 12,131 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Gokan by goNxH reviews
All he could see was her dark hair clashing with the milky white of her skin, all he could smell was her scent, all he could feel was her body pressed close to his, all he could taste was her creamy skin and all he could hear was her voice whispering words of comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,279 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Back Home by Melody of Perdition reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha with lots of surprises awaiting for him. New feelings arise in the Jinchuuriki's heart towards a pale eyed kunoichi. NaruHina, slight KibaHina SasuHina R&R! On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,894 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
RosarioVampire: The Eternal Curse by LordAkashya reviews
Tsukune is your average human. He is nice, friendly, and above all, cursed? When he discovers that his ancestor brought down a curse that on his family, he is distraught. He finds out that it may work in his favor if your'e a human going to Youkai Academy
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
The World of Yesterday by Maresia Eterna reviews
(ON HOLD) Their hearts were broken, their souls were shattered. Friends were lost, madness was found. Memories of the past haunted their future, and their present was everything except for what they wanted it to be...it was everything but yesterday. Naruto x Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,152 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
My Favorite Night by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata harbors deeper feelings for Naruto after three years of being his roommate. When he starts dating Sakura, Hinata decides it's in her heart's best interest to turn the other way, and leaves Naruto for good with a heart-breaking secret in tow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Envy, His Love, Her Luck by AngelofLove3592 reviews
Hinata is envious of a certain somebody because she has the love of her life in the palm of her hands. What can Hinata do to get the love of Naruto and stop Sakura from breaking his heart over and over again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,177 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Grown with Grace by NamiHiro reviews
Now they are 20. Hinata is going to get married atlast, but to someone else. Naruto, now the hokage, thought Hinata was his best friend until now but after hearing of her marriage, Naruto is beginning to understand that he was in love. Lemmons later**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Crying In The Rain by KelloggsJ reviews
Hinata confesses to Naruto after receiving advice from an unexpected candidate, BUT WAIT! Sakura realizes she has feelings for Naruto and confesses to him as well. Read to find out what happens. NaruHin & SasSauk. one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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A Single Flame in a Dying World reviews
While at the height of the fourth Great War clashing with the god like sage power of Madara, Naruto barely comes out victorious. However, the combined power of that final confrontation tears apart the very fabric of space and time, sending Naruto into a strange, dying world. Exhausted with limited abilities Naruto must learn how to survive in this dangerous place and return home.
Crossover - Naruto & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/31
A Cold Sensation that Warmed my Heart reviews
what if Minato didn't meet Musubi as his first Sekirei? what if his first was some one else and a bit more odd? what if he decided to become stronger just for her? some one who was lost before who knows nothing of love. a more serious love story.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
Some times in Spring
just something i came up with. it's pretty nice in my opinion. not sure how to summarize. just read it its good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 12/1/2008
The Color of Dark reviews
poem about what it would be like if naruto and sasuke had one last confrontation. with only one clear victor. this describes the scene after words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Who I Am reviews
this is a poem i came up with. It's kinda of about Naruto but it's also really dramatic. Check it out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
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