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Woman Scorned by makbee reviews
When Draco dumps her what is Pansy to do? What the Queen of Green is supposed to do! Make him regret ever leaving her. But what happens when her plan works too well & the two start falling in love all over again? Will her pride stand in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,007 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Pansy P., Draco M.
But I Do Love You by Dead Silence reviews
* Derek and Chloe * AU * Lemons * I didn't know if I wanted to blow up on him, or just turn and walk away. But not letting him know how I felt would kill me.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,986 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
In Fate's Hands by Glimmerine reviews
Fuu misses her former bodyguards. That is, until Jin shows up at her doorstep bloody and beaten. It isn't exactly what she expects, but she'll take what she can get. A new kind of adventure ensues. Domestic life! And what is the twist?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
A Pleasant Lie by ATmac05 reviews
Fran is a Viera, that as much we know. But what of the rest of her story? How did she meet Balthier? How did she learn to use a Bow? Are there any male vieras? And why did she leave her homeland in the firstplace? This is her story.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,177 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Angry Couple by Capp'n reviews
In this story, Derek and Tori have a romantic exchange. Is what Tori feels true love? Or will she always be destined to want what Chloe has?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Tori, Derek S. - Complete
The epic adventures of Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape by xHanachanx reviews
Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape epic adventures, occasionally Lucius is a disney princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Back I Go by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry ends up back in time twist of the usual sev is harrys father its now harry is sevs father! will Harry give Severus the childhood and future Harry has always wanted watch as severus blooms into the person he could have been. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wolves Cry Too by wolfcryingout reviews
Leah is still with Sam, but, he has imprinted on Emily and hasn’t broken up with Leah. Leah finds something out, tells Sam and they argue. She makes two life changing decisions; making her the enemy. What will happen to her when she comes back? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raising Potter by LuvHarryP reviews
au/ooc after the war ends in ministry Harry is deaged to four by a potion.It is decided to let him remain four, and have a childhood,but his chosen guardian becomes Snape.How does this work? warn may be slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 95,596 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
New love, New story, New complications by unperfectlovee reviews
Alice in love with a werewolf? Jasper leaving? These are some of the many things that happen in this epic story. my first story, R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
Just for the Laughs by TechnicolorHeart reviews
A collection of scenes that express the hilarity just dying to be exposed in several harry potter concepts. And some tangents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Chloe's Midnight Fun With Derek II by The Storymaker reviews
Chloe and Derek enjoy their first night. READ AND REVIEW please! Possible continuation from here.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Saying Sorry by Sarshi reviews
Hermione makes a big mistake and ends up as Snape's slave for an entire week to make up for it. And when Voldemort decides to resurrect Salazar Slytherin, gets murdered in the process and then impersonated by Harry Potter... well... things go mad. HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
End of Innocence by Fairy-xo reviews
Blaise watches Pansy and Draco's relationship, but it soon seems apparent that Draco is hiding something; something very disturbing. Dark fic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13401 - Favs: 7,251 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Passing Notes by Iago96 reviews
Harry recieves a note and a lecture. Why? ONESHOT HPSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Pick a Pansy by Ebb reviews
How Pansy enters into her unhealthy relationship with Draco. WARNING: contains GRAPHIC sexual content, none of which is "happy". Possibly disturbing, so exercise caution. Oneshot I think .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by bejou reviews
Remus has an obsession. A raven hair obsession. And before you say anything, it is not Sirius. No, it is someone much more deadly. Or at least Remus thought so.....SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Shrinking Snape by Srforests reviews
Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he's three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,806 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tainted Desire by toostupidforyou reviews
Harry Potter is in suspected danger. Against his wishes he is forced to live at the castle to be constantly watched. Who will be there to catch the 'Golden Boy' when he falls and why? SSHP. R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Accident by Eniledamia reviews
Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered.Order of the Phoenix. Harry accidently cuts himself on Sirius's mirror after breaking it. He then runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Dark Game by watermelon854 reviews
Severus Snape is on the prowl after curfew. What will he find?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
MS4 Ice cream troubles! by moreteaplease reviews
Snupin share an icecream with possible dramatic results! A start with 2 endings, you pick wether to make them happy or sad! Sillyness, not to be taken seriously! AU, very gentle SLASH, please R&R. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Those Darn Nargles by RandomLuv reviews
Draco's trying to study and enjoy his pumpkin juice. Luna is trying to save him from the nargles. DracoXLuna drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Quest for Sex Godyness by Teh Anna reviews
Severus Snape wants to be as effortlessly gorgeous as Lucius and Tom Riddle. And so he embarks on a quest to take his place as one of the Slytherin Sex Gods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Getting a Second Chance by Tiikeria reviews
PRE HBP AND DH! After a potions incident Snape is left to take care of a two year old. But it’s not just any two year old, it’s Harry Potter! Can Snape look past the hate for James to give Harry a second chance at a childhood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Draco's Butt by Zombie Zalbag reviews
Harry goes to detention. For sexual harrassment. [drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again. SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Veela by redfox13 reviews
Veela!Snape. You’re joking! Snape’s a Veela? And Harry Potter’s his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong! OOC, OneShot, SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Private Moment Part 1 by Emerald Eyes of Flame reviews
Harry and Severus are sharing an intimate moment when a very nosy godfather walks in. Fluffy oneshot. Hints at RLSB pairing. Warning: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Short Encounter by Starlouse reviews
What would happen if Snape met Harry after he had a detention with Umbridge? Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Decorations by Daylyn reviews
HPSS SLASH. Harry and Severus decorate for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope reviews
Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
HP and the Scrolls of Slightly Silly Stories by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Hogwards has faced and conquered threats of most threatening nature. Now it's time to face a new fear. Now it's time to face... something slightly silly. Current scrolls: The Chamber of Worse Secrets, House Elf Upgrade
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Cupid, Thy Name Is Draco by bejou reviews
Draco had taken it upon himself to become matchmaker. Who might you ask is he playing matchmaker for? Why his two favorite people. Severus Snape and Harry Potter. Dumbledore does some meddling. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,747 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Final Count Down by Lady of the frozen black flame reviews
This is a fic when Dark Lords have crying fits and how Teddy became the new dark lord, oo and don't forget the FINAL BATTLE! Co. written with hplover4ever. There is supposed to be a hyphen between hp, lover,4 and ever but this summary thing is screwed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Parental Control by quixotic-hope reviews
Part 2 of the Game Show Series, but NOT a continued plotline of Next. Completely AU. When Harry Potter’s parents don’t like his boyfriend, they sign up for the dating show “Parental Control.” Each parent picks a date for Harry. Now the question remains, w
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Couldn't Kill Albus Dumbeldore DracoMalfoyFic by Missy Tina reviews
Draco's thoughts and views on his world and the little bit of the muggle world he's exposed to. About why he couldn't kill Dumbledore and what he's doing afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Draco M., Severus S.
My Bum by redfox13 reviews
Your bum is what? And who's Bob? Where's Harry in all this madness? Is Draco here? Ron wants to what, with who? And what do owls have to do with anything! Crazy OneShot, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Trapped in the Water Closet by Alice Dodgson reviews
Harry realizes that he is in love with Snape when he catches the Potions Master on the toilet. A parody of Snarry fics, as well as various other fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
NEXT! by quixotic-hope reviews
Part 1 of Game Show Series. Completely AU. Albus decides that Severus needs help finding a date and signs him up for the MTV dating show “Next.” HPSS. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where's The Lotion? by redfox13 reviews
Something’s wrong with Harry. Seamus and Ron decide to find out what by spying. Now all they have to figure out is why Draco Malfoy is snogging The Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do I Know You? by redfox13 reviews
Harry's acting very strange. Provoking Snape, embarrassing friends? Perhaps there's something in the potion fumes getting to his head...OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Changes by procyonblack reviews
Why is Harry's appearance changing, and why does his hair turn greasy so quickly? The Gryffindors are puzzled, but will Snape face up to facts? And will Harry? Severitus, emotioncentred, subtle parody. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,303 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sometimes when we touch by TwilightNocturne74 reviews
Draco goes back in time and meets his teenage parents and lovely aunt Bellatrix, with whom he falls in love. Not to be taken too seriously. DMxBL rated for incest haha.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
What An Unfortunate Turn Of Events reviews
What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.