Mariel Sparrow
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Joined 05-30-07, id: 1289315, Profile Updated: 01-26-09
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Heya, folks. I'm fervently working on Reunions, so not to worry, hehe
And I finally wrote something of substance in this profile space...! xD

Much Luff,

Hullo thar. My name is Mariel, but you can call me Mal. My real, true, complete name is uber long, so I won't burden you xD

Half-Mexican. Liking the whole Pirates of the Caribbean franchise since 2002. Madly obsessive about Pirates of the Caribbean since 2006. Still madly obsessive.
I own over twenty movie soundtracks. I rock out to Hans Zimmer xD

Emo music and soundtracks. That's what makes up my iPod. How weird, eh? xD
I'm a photographer and a graphics designer, as well as a writer.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself (I find I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you type up your favorite says, print them, and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of all of the characters in Pirates of the Caribbean. Crazy is writing Will or Jack is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you show yourself a really cool card trick, cuz its really cool, and you wanted to show someone, but everyone was busy. Crazy is when you see look alikes of characters from Pirates of the Caribbean and follow them around plotting to get a picture of them with your camera phone that unfortunately has a volume that wont turn off for your best friend. Crazy is when you make your friend laugh only like she can when you're around about nothing until shes on the floor convulsing and you start cracking up at the hilarity of her face. Crazy is when you are walking up a hill to school with one of your best mates, making random noises with your mouth and scaring everyone, including yourselves and each other... just 'cos. Crazy is when you scream "CALYPSOOOO!" at the sky when it begins to storm. Crazy is when you wrestle with your cousin-- respectively yelling, "I WIN!"-- and minutes later you both break out into song to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your iPod has all three POTC soundtracks on it and you can name them by listening to them for less than ten seconds copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think will Turner is hotter after death, Copy this into your profile. amen!!

If you and your friend had a discussion about whether the locker should now be called Will Turner's Locker, but you thought Davy Jones' Locker had a better ring to it...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)

If you are so obsessed with POTC, that you want the movies to be based off of true events, copy this.

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. That means no fanfiction...

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you go ballistic when somebody spells "Caribbean" "Carribean", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you actually laughed out loud when Cutler Beckett died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Curse RaithsEnvyMe for adding that huge section to my profile! -shakes fist- D;

Avatar by ME. I do take requests :3
I've made avatars for the following people: Myself, RaithsEnvyMe.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Fountain of Youth by Alex - obsessive pirate lover reviews
Nine years after AWE, Elizabeth and her son are only months away from seeing Will Turner again. But, when Jack Sparrow appears at their doorstep to propose a voyage to the Fountain of Youth, could Will be freed of his duty aboard the Dutchman, forever?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Till Death Do I Part by knightflyer16 reviews
Roxy's extreme passion for Jack Sparrow will never pay off. i promise i keep at least jack in true character, and the lovesick teen is vanquished! mwuahahahaha
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Comparison by Danally reviews
A couple of years later Moanna thinks about her past as human.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Bad Choices by mypiratecat1 reviews
Takes place during AWE. One Shot. Thoughts as the dead Kraken is found upon the beach.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007
Stab the Heart by Child-of-the-Dawn reviews
SPOILERS for POTC3! Whats going on in Jacks head during the fight in the storm, and what he thinks of his own decision at the very end. WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Reunions reviews
A short sequel to the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, taking place approximately 20 years after At World's End. Has Jack really found a way to bring William Turner back to his wife and son?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow