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Joined 05-30-07, id: 1289358, Profile Updated: 04-07-09
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

(Also previously known as Anzu-tard or MikoKikyo7) Yes. I change my mind too much. But this'll be permanent. Promise.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, Grimmjow has just discovered the internet...and fanfiction.

Oh dear...I seem to have abandoned this account. Um...sorry to whoever still lurks here now and then. The thing is, I've changed a lot, so I decided to make another FF.NET account that is more suitable for my "older" personality. Gosh, I'm actually using correct grammar and big words!! Shet. You can already see the change! I hate growing up. But I did anyways. So, if you wanna see what type of person I am NOW, you can go to my other account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~Siameze

:3 Thanks to every person who took the time to view my profile! Means a lot more than you think, haha.

I have a different account for each ego I have. This one's hyper, childish, and n00bish. The other one's for my more mature, sarcastic ego. Visit it now, pl0x! Meanwhile, I'll see what I can edit in here to fit the older me. (You know, I kinda miss my old self now. ;_;)

Name:

Wouldn't you like to know?

Age:

Mentally: 17? Perhaps.

Physically: 14

Gender:

Girl. I can hardly find a male on FF.NET these days. And if I do? Well then, I'll be officially creeped out.

Sexual Status:

I'm straight.

...I think.

Height:

I'm not short. WOOT!! But I'm not tall either.

Location:

...Earth.

Hair Colur:

Black, and so PLAIN IT HURTS.

Interests/Hobbies:

You could probably care less.

.:MY FAVORITE QUOTE(S):.

"To obtain something, you must sacrifice something of equvalent value...that is alchemy's first rule."--Alphonse Elric, FMA

"I want to be ordinary but being normal feels weird so being odd is abnormal and not strange at all."--Me

"I love yaoi secretly, but passionatly." --(got it from a yaoi meme on deviantart)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." --I dunno, some wise guy. :3


Bah, you already know I love yaoi. Nothing more too it. Yuri is acceptable too.

>8DDD


News (?): Maybe I'll use some spare time to produce some more fics. Most likely it'll be from Naruto, Bleach, or FMA. I'm not one of those anime freaks that gets into a different manga every week--or maybe even everyday. Especially if no one's ever heard of the title before. No. I go for popular mangas. Not because most people read it and peer pressure is taking over my mind--it's just common sense. Manga that are popular, are popular for a reason.

Anyways, as for the fic thing, I still dunno. I'm a lot busier now than ever. And there is NO FREAKIN' WAY you can depend on the whole "I'll update every week" thing anymore. -Sigh- Another thing I hate about growing up.

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Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Dead Line by meganekko-bomb reviews
When Edward is kidnapped by serial killers, Roy is the only who can save him. But will he make it before midnight? RoyEd mature themes. NC, Abused Ed, Yaoi Now Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,363 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Kyuubi by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
One night, the NineTails gets, well, a little frisky.. poor Naruto and Sasuke have to deal with it. NaruSasu. Slight AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,448 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My So Called Life by XxYaoiLoverForeverxX reviews
Sasuke is a normal guy. Normal meaning, he hides behind a fake appearance as a freakish loser. Can he find Mr. Right, who will like him for him and not his delicious feminine looks? NaruxSasu Beta'd by firekyoakira26921181
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Candle of My Life by lunaryu reviews
Mysterious boy transfers to Naruto's school, catching Naruto's eyes and interesting him. Naruto wants to know more about him. However, he's brought by this mysterious guy to unseal secret between Uchiha brothers and his own unknown past. Extreme Warning: Uchihacest, NaruSasu. Chap.8!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tear Ducts by LastRain reviews
The cycle of life was unpreventable. I couldn't do anything as his life slips away from me... [One shot][NasuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alchemist in Hogwarts by SlashFan reviews
Roy and Edward have been invited to Hogwarts as teacher and student with an undercover mission to protect a certain wizard from a dark lord. YAOI RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,654 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Why the tears? by Tenshi Wings reviews
Ed gets dumped! Poor baby...Good thing Roys there!Yaoi! Hughes is in this one so expect the unexpected! Disclaimer: I don't own FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Internet Chat gone Awry by Atropa13 reviews
Not your everyday internet chat... NarutoSasuke, Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Brother by shalanar reviews
All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,956 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reincarnation by VeiledLantern reviews
NaruSasu HET. How can you say sorry when you are thousands of years late? Uchiha Sasuke woke up in modern day Japan with all his memories intact. And he must find and talk to Naruto, who had forgotten without divulging 'his' secret. Though unfortunately..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,636 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dreams and Nightmares by Lisea18 reviews
everyone fears nightmares…how come Sasuke and Naruto enjoy them? NaruSasu and a slight ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Watch by Smex Lemur reviews
When Edward bought the strange, silver watch, he had never expected things to turn out the way they did. Not that he was complaining, of course... RoyEd. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Love and Despise by Fullsteel reviews
After Ed gets rid of a sickness he leaves Central to search for the Philosopher's Stone. While Ed's gone Roy gets strange feelings about Ed, feelings he never had before. Later Ed's life turns upside down. RoyxEd -Will most likely not be finished. Sorry.-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Old School Days by DarkTigerGirl reviews
Envy's the new kid in school, and he hates it. But what if he finds someone that's more interested in him then he thinks? Ed x Envy, Chapter 18: All good things must come to a end!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,322 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Who Do You Like? by nikki3 reviews
*shounen-ai; NaruSasu* Naruto asks Sasuke who he loves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/20/2003
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Chocolate Cupcakes reviews
Ed recieves an outragous letter, and yep--you guessed it, ordering him to crossdress. Could it possibly be just a prank? Join the FMA cast on their hilariously random attempts to solve the mystery. Progressing RoyEd *note: discontinued*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
How To Mess With a Mechanic reviews
Ed takes some advice from the colonial that comes in handy when Winry comes for a visit. Poor Winry. She never saw it coming. Ed/Win. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Lucky Ones reviews
Inu/Kik. Kikyo is a person who experienced many things. Sadness and agony fills her heart when she remembers Inuyasha. Kagome didn't face these things...and yet in the end she has gained more than Kikyo ever dreamed of. OneShot. Angsty.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kikyou - Complete