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Joined 05-30-07, id: 1289392, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hey y'all! I'm Frannie.

Things One Learns While Staying at Ariel’s ( TheQueenofMediocrity)

Your feet will be attacked by a psychotic kitten named Mufasa!

It is a proven fact that a punch to the solar plexus will cure hiccups. (Please don’t try at home)

Dragon tears turn into jelly beans (but everyone knows that)

All the soldiers in Zelda are gay.

Turning off the Dog Whisperer is punishable by death.

Never attempt to pretend to be a contortionist while on monkey bars in a pirate hat.

Watching cooking shows on mute while waiting for Ariel to wake up, is extremely fun.

Tracking down the white dots you sometimes get in your eyes, is a worthwhile activity.

Your sink probably isn’t broken; the water is just coming out from a different place.

It is extremely amusing to hear a grumpy/pessimistic person say “skeedaddle”

9-4-07 Oh My Goddess! I was in English reading Beowulf, and we had to write down the characteristics that make an epic story and an epic hero. Harry Potter fulfils all of them! Check it out!

Epic must contain-

1. elevated language- hello! he's british and he has his freaky wizard language!

2. cultural, national, or religious values- he has all his wizardy values, that's a culture

3. struggle against good v.s. evil- Voldymort...helloooooooo

4. epic hero- Harry

Epic hero must be,

1. outsider- didn't know he was a wiz for long time and he is a sad wittle orphan...

2. re-establish order- does that after every book

3. respect for others- he has respect for house elves, goblins, hippogriffs...etc.

4. skill w/ weapons- wand, duh!

5. personal sacrifice- he is constantly sacrificing himself for others, too many times to explain!

6. has to be different- has scar, weird connection with Voldy, orphan...blah blah blah.

7. rides off into sunset- he always does right ater he saves the day!

In conclusion, Harry Potter is an epic story and he is an epic hero. Ta Freakin Da!

7-6-07- Dude...I just noticed something, Crabbe and Goyle have not said one word throughout the entire series...except for the seventh book. that's funny.

FAMOUS QUOTES OF THE FRANNIE AND HER PEEPS

Ariel: "So you're saying if I defend Harry Potter and die because of it, then I will have died for a good cause?"

Frannie: "Yeah.../looks at Ariel as if to say 'duh...'/


Frannie: "Oh my gosh! We should invite J.K.Rowling! I would like faint and never wake up!"

Hannah: "So you mean you would die..."

Frannie: "Oh...yeah" akward silence of frannie's stupidity


Ariel: "You are so weird!"

Me: "That's cause I was born a peacock!" flaps arms and runs up hill


Allison: "I used to dress up in big fluffy dresses. So did my cousins...so did my brother..."


Heather: "T.J, you have a purple string in you hair." reaches over and gets string out of hair

T.J: "Hey that could have been my spirit!"


Josh: ''Pray for death, pray for death, pray for death..."

Frannie: "Pray for applesauce, pray for applesauce, pray for applesauce..."


"I'm sad! No one will measure my boobs!" -Ariel talking about getting boobs measured

"Why, are they afraid?" -Frannie


"I look forward to eating kangaroo. Maybe it will give me magical jumping abilities." Me, talking about the exotic Australian cuisine I will sample when I goes to Australia for the rest of the summer


"If there's not a Harry Potter commercial, BLOOD will ROLL!" Me, trying unsuccessfully to say 'Blood will spill' or 'heads will roll', during the previews at Transformers with Ariel


"If I did a Civil War reenactment with John and David, I'd be a Nazi-"

"In the Civil War?!" My friend Alex (the Civil War Nazi) and me in our corner in the choir room (I'm not really friends with any real nazis, by the way, she just has a fascination with Germany during that time period)


"They were high off space air, duh!" Me, on why there was laughter after the astronauts landed on the moon, in "We Went To the Moon" from "Influenza", the Even Stevens musical episode which we're all huge fans of


"If I ever killed anyone, I would kill everyone." Me, saying how if I wrote a deathfic, everyone would die, and that's why I can't write one(or something like that).


"Sorry, I'm playing Tetris, and it's becoming very intense." Me, explaining why I was distracted during a conversation I was having with Ariel.

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Smile by Delle Tuh reviews
A Marshall and Jason one-shot. Major Spoilers for Episode Ten. 'And I swear I could feel him smile.'
United States of Tara - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Just A Moment by NinjaSquirls reviews
Because it only takes a moment for everything to change. New drabble series, semisequel to A is For Arrogance. Yaoi. Predominating pairing is RoyEd, but HavocFuery and onesided EdAlphons will not be unheard of. Angst, flangst, and fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007
The World Spins Madly On by Delle Tuh reviews
Reposted and revised. A sweet, fluffy Ron and Hermione oneshot. When Hermione feels lost without Ron during Auror training, she can't wait until he returns. Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Because He Loves You by PinaNaranja reviews
postDH Ron seems to be having difficulty coping and is avoiding Hermione like the plague. Hermione wants to find out why and wants to help him. Will Ron let her in, to help alleviate his pain? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When Love was Wilder than the Wind by OxWiCkEdOnExO reviews
I'll always be here for you. I'm not going anywhere. Not just yet. Just close your eyes, Hermione, and pretend it's all a bad dream. -AU PreDH-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by OxWiCkEdOnExO reviews
A short little songfic about our darling Harry's feelings towards the blossoming realtionship between his two best friends. -AU preDH-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Kisses for Fuery and Havoc by Tanta Green reviews
Response to the 30 kisses challenge. Fuery's had a crush on a certain someone for a while, and maybe, just maybe, Havoc could learn to feel the same way. Yaoi HavocFuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jean H.
Letter to JK Rowling by hplvrgurl132 reviews
Harry has got a few things to say to J.K. Rowling about future plot lines concerning everything from snogging to death to Snape having proper hygiene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten Kisses In a Row by NinjaSquirls reviews
He can feel Roy holding him, trying to breathe life back into his body, and he can feel Roy’s fingers on his arm, tapping slowly, keeping time, counting seconds, counting breaths, and he counts along. NOT A DEATHFIC! RoyEd. Very much flangst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Music of the Heart by KDSanders reviews
This is a series of one shots inspired by the songs of singer Josh Groban. Even if you are not familiar with his music, I'm sure you'll enjoy this stories. RWHG. Two new chapters up. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Watch by Smex Lemur reviews
When Edward bought the strange, silver watch, he had never expected things to turn out the way they did. Not that he was complaining, of course... RoyEd. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Humidity isn't that Bad by new moongirl reviews
royxed Oneshot Heat has never kept the Colonel from doing what he loves most.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Least You Can Do reviews
Hermione really isn't asking that much of them, is she? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
No Fairy Godmother reviews
Ed doesn't fit the slipper, but that's okay. drabble dedicated to TheQueenOfMediocrity Xmy awesome ukeX
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Way He Says Good Morning reviews
It was a rare occurence that Ron would wake before Hermione... Fluffy drabble about Ron's morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Escapable Terror reviews
Roy gets help dealing with his issues. mild shonen ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Uncharted Territory: Feminine Hygiene reviews
Why Hogwarts should have a Personal Growth class, or else poor Ron wouldn't be in this mess. Based on a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Big Feet reviews
Hermione overhears some obnoxious girls her true love's greatest assets. Dedicated to stonerlove.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Tea Time with Daddy reviews
Just a cute look at Daddy Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Kite reviews
Sometimes, when someone is in a relationship, they don't feel like they deserve this wonderful person that they're with. This is about how Ron sees Hermione, and how he doesn't feel dhe should be with him. little emo....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Peppermints reviews
ROn's favorite sweets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Gettin' Married in the Mornin' reviews
Ron seems to be extremely excited about getting married. How ever does Harry ever put up with Ron? Includes a dancingsinging Ron and irritated Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Chap Stick reviews
Ron enjoys Hermione's simple habits. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Belch Slugs For You reviews
A story about Hermione's jelousy when she finds out Ron is going to be working with Lavender. Sorry about the sucky summary. Please read, it is my fave one I've written so far! Post DH. RHR married
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Smooth and Suave reviews
You know how Ron is? So smooth and suave with the ladies...I got the fantastic line in the srory from one of my favorite shows, 3rd Rock From the Sun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Tell Me Why reviews
Ron tries to find a way to tell Hermione he loves her. Includes a dorky Ron and brainy Hermione. BEWARE OF FLUFFINESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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