Hemlock27
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Joined 05-30-07, id: 1289486, Profile Updated: 08-10-09

Now, I've been on fanfiction for quite some time now and have had many accounts. I write - so I know that writing a story takes time and effort and really is more of an art than anything else. So people who can write beatiful stories have my highest respect. It's art.

Some people don't think so. They like to vomit out as many stories as they possibly can at high speed. All the while taking no consideration to plot, characters, pace, grammar, spelling, and the overall view of their work.

It sickens me.

I despise people who don't care about their work and just want little self-insert romances going on between them and a character who definitely doesn't want them. I'm tired of trying to find decent fanfiction and having to dig through all of this little-middle-school-girl shit. I'm fed up and I shouldn't have to be.

Fanfiction has been over-run by these fucking idiotic authors that wouldn't know good literature if I were to shove it down there egotistical little throats. Which I may have to...

I created this account to specifically critique good stories fairly and flame the hell out of shitty ones. It'll be tough work but I believe it's for the best.

Also, I am an author of an MST Trio group that the web page will soon be up for. We have made it our quest to round up ridiculously sucky fanfiction and MST it for the public's and our entertainment.

So yeah,

I've done this all before so I'm no novice when it comes to dealing with spoiled little authors who think they're the shit. Pm me, flame me, tell you're friends how much of a bitch I am. I couldn't care less if they are amazing authors and what they think of your fucking piece of shit story. My view of it won't waver. All these threats you send will just be material to laugh at.

And oh, how I love to laugh.

Oh, and one more thing, if you block me I have -at this very moment- 7 separate email accounts. Only 4 of them have fanfiction accounts on them. So if you aren't comprehending what I'm saying, here it is:

I will keep coming back.

All I have to do is make another account. It takes about 4 minutes.The fatal yet at the same time awesome flaw of the fanfiction accounting system. And if you DO block me that just makes me want go to after you. I love the thrill of the hunt.

God, I'm such a harpy.

See ya'

-Hemlock27

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Stupid Cupid by EmaniaHilel reviews
Chaptered - When one of Raven's deepest, darkest secrets is revealed, havoc ensues. This is a love triangle fic. WARNING: TRIANGLE MEANS BOTH SPEEDY AND ROBIN WILL BE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS, BUT ONLY ONE WILL EVENTUALLY END UP WITH RAVEN, SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, PLEASE DON'T READ.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Raven, Robin, Speedy
Back in the Mix by camnstarr4eva reviews
This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,822 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Secret Agent? by moo-like-a-llama reviews
Alex Rider was a secret agent. Key word: Secret. As in hidden...unknown...discrete, undetected, private, stealthy...Well that's all down the drain now...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Blithering Bats, It's Halloween, Batman! by Philippa reviews
Pure fluff: Alfred volunteers Bruce to be a chaperone at a neighborhood trickortreat outing for Dick’s first Halloween at Wayne Manor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006