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HI! we're Batella and Rose and we'd like to apologize for not updating. We've been busy, deal with it.
Batella: I'm going to take over for now and get the chapters we've already written from Rose(Blood) and continue it by myself if she doesn't mind... Thanks for the reviews! ALL HAIL THE SISTERS OF THE SAFETY PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: ...(she's not on line right now)
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-Time tells the truth
-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb
-Wish for what you want...work for what you need
-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.
-Fear is the heart of love.
-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-Never trust a squirrel...he'll bite your nuts.
-I'm psycho but in a good way
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me - Men are less evolved.--from a battle of the genders joke site...they're funny.
this is something for Rose, I've never beaten a guy in arm wreastling before.
_.s$$_s$ _ If you're a girl and you've ever
that's all for now! later. ~Ella