BurntOrange
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Joined 05-30-07, id: 1289727, Profile Updated: 12-04-09
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Movies, and Twilight.

Location: Upper West Side

I am: a Christian. a Longhorn. a Friend. a Daughter. an Optimistic. an avid reader. a Sleepaholic. a Texas Ex. la fantôme de Paris. Me.

Why BurntOrange?: My alma mater's color--and its a pretty cool color if I say so myself

Religion: Texas Football

Movies of Choice: Garden State, Closer, Love Actually, Bridget Jones's Diary, Pride and Prejudice (A&E version), Emma, French Kiss, Run Lola Run, Sabrina (with Harrison Ford), Walk the Line, Amelie, Elizabeth, The Queen, Devil Wears Prada, That Thing You Do!, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clueless, Paris Je t'Aime

Can't Put Down: Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Bell Jar, Merchant of Venice, Kitchen Confidential, Harry Potter, Cherry Ames, Rebecca, Memoirs of a Geisha, Bel Canto, Ariel

Things I Love: Mudd coffee (Best coffee in NYC, people). Croissants. Foot rubs. Purple nail polish. Trish McEvoy perfumes. Stuart Weitzman shoes. Long pedicures. NYC Brunch. Mimosas. TexMex. Margaritas. Good advertising. Emily Giffin. Nancy Drew. Austin, Texas. Live Music. Chris Pine. Paris, France. Pink champagne. Hitchcock movies. Carbs. Independent movies. Quoting Sylvia Plath. Christmas. Traveling. Cupcakes. Baking. Making CDs for Bestie. Watching Texas Football.

"Hook 'em Horns!"

"Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you."

-"Daddy" by Sylvia Plath

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14760 - Favs: 7,421 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,393 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night of the Fair by Silvestria reviews
Matthew gets hot and sweaty. Mary drinks beer. Then there's dancing. Matthew/Mary obviously with small side helpings of Anna/Bates and Sybil/Branson for blatant fan service. Set during S01E04.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,856 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
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Do I Dare? reviews
During her senior year at Dartmouth, Bella realizes that her undeniable chemistry with her professor, Dr. Cullen, cannot be controlled. BxE AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Twenty Five
My submissions to the first round of The Twilight Twenty-Five
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 607 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Can't Stop Now reviews
[Miracle] The typical Miracle fic setup: Natalie is Doc's niece who is drafted to be the team's part nurse and part counselor during the training of the team. Romance and angst builds up between her and a few players. Complete.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007