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Joined 05-31-07, id: 1289922, Profile Updated: 12-31-07
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Name: Mikuru Kojima

You may see her appear in future fanfics!!

Location: Here...There...EVERYWHERE

Paranoid:Low

Schizoid:Moderate

Schizotypal:High

Antisocial:Low

Borderline:Low

Histrionic:Moderate

Narcissistic:Low

Avoidant:High

Dependent:Low

Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

Anti Zac Efron club!!!

Happy Llama, Sad Llama, Mentally Disturbed Llama, Super Llama, Drama Llama, Big Fat Mama Llama, Squirrel

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Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Holy Crow, My Soul Mate Glitters! by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Bella Swan meets sparkly Edward Cullen, her life turns upside down. As she falls deeply in love with the boy she met only two days ago, she realizes love *COUGH*lust*COUGH* always comes with a heavy price to pay, including hungry hobo vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Prep by casabellax reviews
Bella Swan. Generic small town girl with her own way of going about things. Riverside Prepatory School. Snarky girls and drama are just the tip of the iceberg. Edward Cullen... enough said. OOC/AU/AH RATED FOR SMALL LEMON S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,806 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Parodies: Deleted Scenes by Velvet Liquor reviews
Did you laugh at Velvet Liquor's Twilight parodies? Well, for the first time ever, we've got deleted scenes too shocking, gut-wrenching, and mind-bogglingly random and ridiculous to put in one parody!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires by Velvet Liquor reviews
Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Ten Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Jacob Black by GAHaNERD reviews
I think Jacob needs to be exposed for what he really is... This is a handy dandy one-shot my friends helped with does this. Jacob lovers be warned. Seriously, if you are a Jacob lover, don't read this. I do not need another bash from a forwarned person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Chat With the Pack, Cullens, and BELLA by SleepilyHaunted reviews
EDWARD YOU TOUCHED BLACKIE! uh oh Eddies in twouble NO MAKOVERS HELP ME I'm a barbie Girl! randomness HYPERMAINIA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2007
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How to annoy the Twilight Characters reviews
An amazing list of ways to annoy everyone in Twilight fueled by me Beta and I's lack of attention in science in Chinese. Rated T for more to come.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008
Exchange Students reviews
Two exchange students from Japan come and wreak havoc at Fork's high school. How many mind readers are there? Why does Yurika have a can opener in her pocket? Will Edward and Bella find out that there is a book about them? NO FLAMES. R R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
101 Things to Say to Distract a Vampire reviews
Selfexplanatory. Special guest appearances by Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp! R R please. No flames.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete