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Joined 05-31-07, id: 1289967, Profile Updated: 01-15-15
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Naruto, and Invader Zim.

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Hey everybody! I'd just like to say thanks for visiting my page! I'm working on some projects right now, and I'm definitely going to edit some other fanfics that I already have up.

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  • Ed, Edd, n Eddy-EddxMarie (high school)
  • Ed, Edd, n Eddy-EddxMarie (college/older)
  • Steven Universe- Larsadie
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    It Would Only End Badly by blaizecallsmebuttface reviews
    High School AU. Jeff is a smart kid so he has known about Sumo's crush on him since they were in Elementary School. Jeff can't handle a relationship though. He has to think about the upcoming college entrance exams. Thinking about Sumo "that way" will ruin his focus on his goal in life. So to keep himself strong he makes up a mantra: "It would only end badly". Clarence/Belson too!
    Clarence - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/28/2014
    Some Shit's Worth It by PartiPooper reviews
    Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
    Dante's Stars by Pretani reviews
    Futurefic. Violet/Klaus V/K The Baudelaires are on the run, in the last months before Violet's 18th birthday.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,772 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - [Violet B., Klaus B.] - Complete
    Drabbles for Dorks with Doughnuts by BarracudaHeart reviews
    70 Drabbles for the LarSadie pairing, different lengths, different timelines, different topics.
    Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Lars, Sadie] - Complete
    Player Two by Sallychan-Stories reviews
    We all know Lars and Sadie didn't just play video games on the night she became the famous "Player Two", so what were they up to? Well, it involves fictional violence, a tiny amount of alcohol, and whole heap of hormones. Lars/Sadie, rated M for very explicit reasons! ;-)
    Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Lars, Sadie]
    Magical Mayhem by xotakux2002x reviews
    Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,479 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu
    Cigarettes, Kisses, and Stars by xotakux2002x reviews
    Itachi thinks about life with Kisame. kisaita
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    Fifty Moments by JustADreamAway735 reviews
    Fifty sunrises, fifty sunsets, fifty cones of ice cream, and fifty moments between a certain lovable nerd and the blue-haired girl who torments him. Short and sweet, just like a childhood summer. Edd/Marie. T for some language
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Edd, Marie
    Immoral by StarUchiha reviews
    -Future Fic- I took my brother's accident as an opportunity. I left Peach Creek, my sisters, and my friends, or lack of as the case was, and put everything behind me. A new school, new friends, a new life... it's too bad the past has a horrible habit of catching up with you. Marie/Edd
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,864 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edd, Marie
    Jealousy and Misunderstandings by LoveOneLoveAll reviews
    A story about jealousy and Misunderstandings... ZaGr Style! :D May be OOC...
    Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
    Gap Teeth and Blue Hair by Walrus Gumboot reviews
    Double D is dating Marie Kanker. When did this happen? How long has it been going on? And most importantly; Why! Let's hope his friends can deal with it. Brand new chapter as of May/2011
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edd, Marie
    The Crappy Village by ThePlotMurderers reviews
    Sequel to the Queer Academy. The Baudes are sent to a creepy guardian and are placed in a race against time to catch a crazed killer! Based on the Vile Village.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
    Like Lysistrata by K9GM3 reviews
    Beck gives Jade an ultimatum: no sex unless she's nice to Tori. Jade doesn't take it all too well.
    Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Jade W. - Complete
    Hum Hallelujah by Dalek Prime reviews
    Edd and Marie Kanker are in a great relationship,but everything changes when Double-D's parents express their dislike of his girlfriend at a dinner date.can Edward fix this or is this end of Edd and Marie's romance?
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edd, Marie - Complete
    The Many Titles of Pansy Parkinson by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
    The girl who tried to hand Harry Potter over to the Dark Lord. The ugly pug-faced girl. A sloppy whore. Malfoy's leftovers. The last is the reputation I hate the most, and the one I least deserve. Rated for language and violence.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
    Love comes by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
    It's the end of senior year for the Eds and it's time for them to focus on the future. Edd knows what he wants and he's going after it.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edd, Marie - Complete
    The BatCENSORED Begining by Spymaster E reviews
    My new parody. It's not as random as the old one, but is quite a bit more sarcastic, and who doesn't like sarcasm? By the way, Violet is a valley girl, Mr. Poe is a hippie, and Count Olaf has a bizarre insult for Klaus. Now updated with Chapter Eleven!
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
    The Queer Academy by ThePlotMurderers reviews
    Our really messed up parody of the Austere Academy...staged as the first book! Read it, you know you want to!
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
    A Knife to the Back by Rigato Caravel reviews
    Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,727 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Car Ride by Misha Novak reviews
    There was never a dull moment on the ride to school. Cartman blamed Jewish black magic.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
    Sinner by Alcorion reviews
    Every Thursday was the same. It was an addiction of his. His private sin. Oneshot, KylexCartman with mentions of StanxKyle.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
    Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
    Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
    Scion by LiterarySpell reviews
    Lucius returns from Azkaban a broken man. Draco tries to heal him, and himself, the only way he knows how. What happens when father and son cross that boundary?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Parody of Fleet Street by Concepteur-Redacteur reviews
    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Sweeney Todd fans of all ages! Prepare to embark on a song-filled, bloody, and side-splittingly hilarious satire of the movie world's favorite slasher musical! PART 7 FINALLY UP! FINALLY!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
    Finding the Real Me by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
    Squees parents go out on abit of a vacation leaving Squee behind. While they're gone though, they get into an accident and eventually die. How will Squee deal with this? If you wanna know your gonna have to read it! NnyXolder Squee.Given Up on this story.
    Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
    Demyx the Pillow by smileintears reviews
    yeah, stupid title, i know. AU, XigDem, high school setting, rated for saftey: Xigbar's week has sucked so far, but thankfully, Demyx can provide the "support" he needs. yeah, bad pun.... just give it a shot .
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
    Roses by Songstone reviews
    He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    Everyone's Eyes by TaintedMoonlight reviews
    They could deny it all they wanted to. They could refuse to admit it to anyone. They could do anything they wanted to...Except maybe hide the truth from everyone else. When you love someone, you know. When you're IN LOVE with someone, everyone else knows.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Incomplete by Mirrorion reviews
    Ellen wants her brother back at school with her, where he belongs.
    Edgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
    What Is This Loving Feeling? by Evilblubunny reviews
    ZabuHaku... THIS IS NOT A LEMON! Haku is starting to feel odd things toward his master... What happens when he finds he's not the only one with said feelings? And what happens when nature... Takes a very very unexpected turn? Rated for language and gore
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M.
    The Irony of Tsukuyomi by Fullsteel reviews
    Itachi and the Akatsuki gang are bored. But suddenly things happen and Itachi finds himself in a difficult situation which brings dark memories up. [AU. KisaIta, SasoDei, onesided OroIta]
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
    Nobody's Perfect by Kaname Natsumi reviews
    Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
    Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    Write It One Way by True Phantom reviews
    Write it one way, and read it as another. KisaIta
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Mochi by The Kitty-kitty reviews
    The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Sometimes Always by number18 reviews
    Shikamaru was a patient guy in nature, which is why he wasn't peeling her clothes away as the impulses came. He hoped he would have the good sense to save that for later. ShikamaruTemari. Well paced one shot. Making out hardcore.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Insatiable by Londra reviews
    It was like a dream for both of them, and it was too good to be true. Oneshot. DracoPansy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
    Dial J For Jimmy by lady bundtcake reviews
    Jessie picks up the phone and dials you-know-who. Quasi-Rocketshippy with slightly suggestive phone conversations.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003
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    Phases reviews
    Gaz had never been happy...until Zim came along. Oneshot.
    Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
    Fix Me reviews
    When Marie saves Double D from a bad situation, will he realize how important she is to him? Edd/Marie Amazing cover art by Nick Grizzle : check out his deviantart @ OldDocHudsonandCO TW sexual assault
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Edd, Marie] - Complete
    Things I'll Never Say reviews
    Zabuza, Sakura, TenTen, and Temari need a keyboardist for their band so that they can compete at battle of the bands, but will they find love along the way? AU, summary sucks, please read. Many couples inside! Read to find out :
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku
    Reverse Psychology reviews
    Marie realizes that she needs to change her method if she really wants Double D, and a familiar book gives her an idea. Marie & Double D/Edd fic.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Marie, Edd - Complete
    Overrated reviews
    Cartman and Kyle are brought together at Stark's Pond, realization of feelings ensues. Fluff, please review. Cartman/Kyle Kyman Cartyle
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
    I Love You, Pansy Parkinson reviews
    Ron realizes his feelings for a certain Slytherin, but will he have the courage to tell her? Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
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