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Quote of the week! Why do all the good guys have to be taken or gay? Why can't someone like me? Why am I such an outcast?

Chapter of the Week! From La Cosa Nostra

CAN YOU SAY OMAKE?

O-MA-KE

How to awaken...

Jasper Hale

Beep.

Beep.

Bounce.

Beep.

Beep.

Bounce.

Beep.

Beep.

BAM!

...ow...

His sapphire orbs opened, meeting another pair of onyx as the throbbing red bump on his head grew. She giggled, bouncing up and down before him as his eyebrow twitched in annoyance. Normally, he'd love to see her, but it was currently -he stole a momentary glance at the shining (a little too bright) numbers on the clocks face- 6:42. No... he took that back, 6:43 now.

Bounce.

She was always bubbly in the morning, it was annoying as hell.

Twitch.

He grabbed the top of the comforter, pulling it harshly up and over his head. A shrill shriek came from above him, slightly muffled by the heavy comforter, as the ground came out from under her, throwing her upwards.

Bounce. Bounce

Hey, they say the bigger you are, the harder you fall. She should consider herself lucky.

The mattress sank in certain areas, the areas seemingly moving closer and closer to him before he felt a sharp pain in his back. Before a second had passed, the pain returned.

Kick.

Kick.

With a grunt, she took her hands and pushed upon the side of his shoulder, trying to move him most likely.

Kick.

Kick.

Shove.

Kick.

Shove.

Kick.

Shove.

Shove.

Kick.

Kick.

Kick.

SHOVE!!

With a quick, rolling movement he turned to face her. Grabbing her ankles, he pulled her lower half out from under her. Screaming loudly, probably awaking the entire household, she hit the mattress.

Once again: she's lucky.

Ooooooooh, and the blanket succeeds in protecting him from the evil glare of the devil fiancee that he would occasionally announce in a proud manner was his.

Huffing loudly, she punched the mattress with both hands simultaneously before storming out of the room.

Ah, sweet silence.

Wonderful peace...

Free at last!!

Give me liberty or give me dea--

The door slammed open, almost going through the adjacent wall from the sound of it. He groaned; it was Emmett.

Thundering footsteps sounded as Emmett stormed forward. The floorboards creaked as he sprung forward towards the bed.

Roll.

Bounce.

Yep, not even Nasa could beat this springy mattress.

Pounce.

Roll.

Bounce.

Pounce.

Roll.

Bang!

Oooh, that didn't sound good. Hopefully it wasn't head first; they all knew he was stupid enough already.

Enraged battle cry.

...Retarded battle cry, that is...

Pounce.

Grab.

Fling.

The air rushed past his face, whipping his messy blond locks around madly. Opening his eyes lazily, Jasper witnessed the door frame fly by. Now the only thing in sight was a mess of something bronze that he was sure to run into momentarily.

BAM!!

Two deep groans.

Giggle.

D-mn it, he was up.

About Me

Full Name: Alexis ...

Age: Some say I’m 17, but that’s not true. Now you’re sitting here wondering how old I am. (he he)

Birthday: There is no point in me telling you ...unless you celebrate it

Grade: I can’t tell you, then you would know my age. -grins innocently-

Astrological Sign: Aries!! GO GODS OF WAR!!

Blood Type: ... um I believe it’s +O… I think

Eye Color: Blue-ish

Skin color: Ummm…..I do believe it’s got a light tan

Hair color: Brown and Blonde (mainly brown though =D)

Race: Hmm...how bout some evil awesome blood sucking vampire out to kill everyone!

Nick Names: umm… depends on who you are.

Favorite Color: Blue, Black, Blood Red, Dark gold & Topaz!

Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, going on the Computer, eating, listening to music, singing, taking pictures, sleeping, staying up late, partying, typing and dressing up ( - sometimes), Horseback riding, Track and other things,

Dislikes: People that saw horseback riding isn’t a sport, know it alls, bitches

Hobbies: ...No Comment...

Personality: Hyper, crazy, out there, active when I want to be

Picture of me and my pony

Favorites:

Animal: Horse or a wolf

Car: F-350 4-Door Dually 4X4 (My dream car)

Books: Twilight Series, HP Series, Velocity, Eragon Series, Abhorsen Series,. Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy & Goth Girl, Gregor Series, Chrestomanci Series, Gemma Doyle Series,

Movies: Transformers 2

TV Shows: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, InuYasha, AFV, Ghost Hunters

Quotes:

'Boys. They may be hot, and they may be our boyfriends, but they never change.'

'Guys are like stars; even if there's a million, only one can make your dreams come true.'

'Most guys aren't worth crying over, but those who are will never make you cry.'

'I don't want to be everything to everyone, but I'd like to be something to someone.

Copy & Paste Its:

If you have more than one of most of the copy and past its, copy and past this

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, place this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and/or the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

iIf you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you see a movie (Bruce Almighty) and then try to walk on water. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, Xx.KiKi.xX

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Xx.KiKi.xX

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie) Xx.KiKi.xX

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Your mother sends you an e-mail to tell you dinner is ready.

13.)You see a person and there is a little white string hanging down from their ear,but its totally normal.

14.)Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

15.)You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

16.)You tell your brother 50 times to stop talking on teamspeak. (an online telephone for multiple ppl)

So. you know u laughed pretty hard when you were reading that. Now that you have seen it you have to put it in your profile so more people can see it. Also you have to add two or more to it so it gets bigger everytime.(I added the last three. The last #16 gets qout annoying.)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE UNDER THE ONE THAT FITS YOU MOST. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS

PICK THE STEREOTYPE THAT FITS YOU

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore and a backstabber

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So i MUST be stupid, and stuck up

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm in COLORGUARD, so i must be perfect.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm a SKATER so I MUST wear tight pants

All my stereotypes:

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm SINGLE do I MUST be ugly.

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: Edna (the dog across the street) 'Edna shut up'

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A: CHEESE

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: What was the last thing you thought?

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: nothing

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A: Um I can't...He's asleep

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: Told- New Moon

7. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be?

A: Alice, no offense to Edward (sorry hunny I still love you!) but I WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE and Jasper is kinda hot in a weird way! --Same as EMI!! LOL

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: alkexius he he It looks like Alexis doesn't it?

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: a door

10. Where are you?

A: the living room

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: an upside down lamp

12. What's your personality like?

A: DCD (Death by Crazyness Disorder), weird

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: Evil, backstabbing, JERK!!

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do?

A: Buy a farm, horses

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

A: neaoiwikoeudiy The ne reminds me of me, aoi reminds me of AOL wich reminds me that I need to get on AIM, wiko reminds me of Wikipedia, eudsy reminds me of Education because my LA teacher lives across from me.

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In Three Months by Nixanne reviews
[OotU fic] One bet. One Bella Swan. One Edward Masen. Three Months. [Rated T for Language.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2007
Forbidden Ties by KLuTZ 122 reviews
Bella & Edward's son & Jacob's daughter fall for each other. But what happens when Alice has a strange vision? what will edward and jacob think? PLEASE R&R. PM ME IF YOU WANT TO :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Hunter's Love by ecrivain inspire reviews
What if James had bigger plans in mind for Bella than just killing her? What happens when the hunter falls in love with it's prey?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,411 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008
Bad Boy? by LivingVampire reviews
Edward, your classic bad boy, moves in to Bella's boarding school. Something happens to Bella while he's there...sometimes bad things happen to good people. Can Edward help Bella? Throw in another vamp after her and Bella's got huge problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Descisions by Lemonade Ninja reviews
Bella moves back to Forks after something terrible happens to her. Five weeks later, she receives the news that she's pregnant. Along with her best friend Alice Cullen, will she be able to overcome her past and...still find love? ExB All Human. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,691 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
A Fork In The Road by Darknessends323 reviews
Bella Swan has a secret, and thats why she is terribly afraid of guys. Edward Cullen is drawn to her... and her blood. Can Edward prove that he won't hurt Bella, even if he doesn't know himself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Master of Puppets by VengeanceVamp reviews
Alice invites Bella and her coven for a get together....And then she see's Edward. I'M NOT WRITING FOR THIS ANYMORE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
People of the Wolf by inksmudged reviews
Cat, a newcomer to Forks, becomes entangled in Quileute secrets when Jacob Black imprints on her. Things only get more complex when Bella, now a vampire, discovers Cat is her la tua cantante. Cat struggles to accept her new life. JakexOC ExB CharliexOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007
My Bad Boy by Angel.By.Day-Devil.By.Night reviews
Jesse a 21 year old bad boy suddenly turns up in Carmel and much to Suze's displeasure she has to show him about. He's cocky, he's forward and worst of all...he's hot. Can she tame is rebellious streak or will the ghost that arrives make things worse?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,537 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
An AU Twilight you wouldn't really expect by xXTwilightxVampireXx reviews
AU Twilight: Bella had a miserable life. Her halfbrother and sister, Jasper and Rosalie torment her every chance they get and her neighbors, the Cullens are annoyingly perfect and also torment her whenever they can. First Fanfict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,998 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007
Our Summer by Shadow Kunoichi reviews
ON HIATUS.Edward's summer just began,and right off the bat Esme tells him to deliver lunch to his father at the hospital.He accidently barges into a patient's room, and inwardly vows to never come back to the hospital.he just keeps comming back to HER.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Took Your Time Loving Me by Bible Chick reviews
So I'm not going to say that I didn't have a crush on him cause I did, do I guess but I wasn't expecting for him to start noticing me I wasn't expecting my whole world to change I wasn't expecting him too fall in love too and I wasn't expecting True Love
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,647 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Finally by windedeagle reviews
Jesse and Suze are getting married...now if only she can fit into a four, find the perfect dress, and get her mom to stop calling while her and Jesse are in bed...oh, and the ghost that wants to kill her best friend? Yeah, she wants Suze dead now too.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,054 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love on the Rancho by Hot n' Exotic reviews
What if Suze had not shifted back while she and Jesse were jumping at the end of the sixth book? Jesse takes Suze and Paul to visit his ranch. The question is: Will Suze bear to part with him when the time comes? JS. R and R!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homebound by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella is a quiet shy girl that everyone overlooks, that is until the cullens come to forks. Will everything change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Before There Was Venom by Jaden Ink reviews
i ran through the streets of phonix. he went missing. i was running so fast fell. I looked at what I tripped over. It was Edward’s bags and I had fallen in a pool of his blood, Edward nowhere to be found.FULL SUMMARY IN PROFILE!THIS IS TRULY MY BEST STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,983 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Teach the Heart to Reflect the Wound by apocalypse cabaret reviews
AU. Because in the end I always get the better of me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
You Catch on Quick by amberxxalert reviews
What would happen if, when Renee left Charlie, she didn't bother to take Bella with her? The roles are switched when Edward and his family are the new kids and it's Bella's freshman year at Forks High [2003 to 2004]. REVIEWS FOR LOVE c:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007
The Way Idiots Really Run by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is the type of person who doesn't care much for anything. Edward Cullen is one of the populars aka the Black Bloods. Bella doesn't believe in “Prince Charming”, Edward Cullen is a selfish rich boy who now has the responsibility of keeping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Siren Calling by bloodsucker13 reviews
what if there were more than just vamps/werewolves? What if one of these creatures was a siren who needs the help of both the Cullens and the werewolves? Ok, I suck a summerys, just read the freaking story. Rated T because I'm paroniod
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Noir by OS Platform 9.75 reviews
Bella trades her life for her brothers and is tortured by an Unseelie sidhe, who growing tired of her, leaves her in an enchanted castle with an angry and dangerous creature simply known as the Beast.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
So Many Guys, So Little Girls by Goose17 reviews
AU,Bella, her sister, Alice, and her cousins, Olivia and Danielle, get sent to an allboys boarding school in New York as guinea pigs, what will they do when they're dormmates are guys? [Everyone's human!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
17 Ways You Know You Are Obsessed With Twilight by VampGrlz271 reviews
what the title says. DUH! part of the "17 ways..." series
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Just Like You by Hane Tsuki- Wings of the Moon reviews
Eclipse Spoilers, The story takes place 80 years after Eclipse takes place Ellie Black is the great granddaughter of Jacob, she learns of secrets from her family and all the while she is slowly falling for a boy, a boy with golden eyes
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
Werewolves by LBpunkrock722 reviews
I couldnt help but stare right into the wolf's eyes. But strangely, I wasnt afraid of this magnificent creature.Please read, and reveiw. I hope you like this story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
No Ordinary Cinderella: Once Upon A Time by Just Your Average Teenage Girl reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
Moonlight by gumea reviews
Werewolf girl Vivian enters a different world when she moves to Forks. Why is this handsome but ohsosmelly individual so hostile to her? Fate soon takes a surprising turn and help is needed from her old pack. Can Vivian handle it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,543 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007
Sweet Sorrow by ohxmyxria reviews
AU:My breath caught in my throat. There was something about her. Who was I kidding? It was everything about her! Her soft brown locks of hair. The pale, glowing tone of her skin. But her eyes, deep pools of topaz, were what sealed Edward Masen's fate. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Murtagh and Makenna by Makenna reviews
Makenna is a girl whose father was murdered by Morzan, when she meets the son of her father's killer will she be able to forgive? Now COMPLETELY fixed and ready to go!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
A weird world by lyra133 reviews
Everyone is human! The school is completely mess up... Edward and Alice are tortured for being losers... but then Isabella Swan arrives... will she be able to change the school dinamic or is she going to end just like them?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007
Amber Eyes by Writer in the Meadow reviews
Peyton is an orphan. She's moving back to Forks to live with her childhood best friends. What will happen when she meets the newest Cullen? How will they all react? And how does her friend take it? Will love blossom or hatred ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,367 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Luke Rowley by theenvylover reviews
oh god, another new character? relax... meet Luke, not your average OC. He doesn't steal Bella from Edward, or any other characters for that matter. He's just trying to survive as a blood thirsty vampire is all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
Ready for You! by just me.an author reviews
That first day in science really could have changed bella's life. What if she wasn't afraid to stand up. What if bella was outgoing, funny, popular, and maybe...athletic! well just read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007
What's best for little sis by AnArmyBoysCowGirl reviews
Bella's only 3yearsold. Her older sister, Anna is 15. Anna's a werewolf inprinted with Jacob Black. Anna wants whats best for her sis but when Edward the vampire comes along will she forbid him to take care of Bella?... I hate summarys! but love reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
30 Or So Signs You're Obsessed With Twilight by Fionasaurus reviews
Not and Original title or idea. Difference between my list and everyone elses? I have done or plan on doing EVERYTHING on this list.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Only You by Enchantable reviews
Sometimes the end of one adventure is only the start of another. Ambrose gets his brain and discovers a forgotten love, Az learns to live free of the witch and Cain discovers that never leaving DG's side is hard work when you're falling in love.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,760 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Cain, DG - Complete
Lily's Twilight by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
What is Mark Black's problem? Will Lily Cullen ever learn the truth about her parents' past? What secret will Lily discover about herself? Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Emeralds and Tin by TinyAuGoddess reviews
DG adjusts to life in the O.Z. However, she may not be out of harms way quite yet. Luckily she has Cain to watch out for her.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Bella's Diary by Alice Cullens reviews
What happens Bella's worse dreams become reality. What happened when Edward fooled around with Rosalie. What happens to Rosalies and Emmett's relationship too? Who will Bella turn to for help? What happens with Vicoria.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Unholy Love by Rose0404 reviews
Allie Thalia is a werewolf cast out from her pack. Cooper Semur is a lone vampire. What happens when they pose as humans, and fall in love? Will that love last, or die? And what about their friends? Will they help them, or kill them? You HAVE to read this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007
Nightmare: The Prophecy by Any1there4me reviews
“What did you think? That I’d wait around, as you grew old and decrepit, for you to shrivel up and die?” He was angry, sputtering the words as he said them. “Do you actually believe that I love you? That I would stay?” oneshot of Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
New Beginnings by inhuman grace reviews
Alice doesn't love Jasper, but loves Edward. He is heartbroken, but quiet.This is how Jasper deals until Bella arrives in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,440 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
You're a Vampire? by BeautyXBlessedGuard reviews
[Role Reversal] Edward's the human and Bella's the vampire. What will happen when these two meet? Will their love survive the many problems they face? See what happens in this twisted tale of love and vampires! ExB, AXJ, EXR, CXE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Innocence Lost by not done baking reviews
Mike takes advantage of an Edwardless Bella at a bonfire near First Beach. Will Edward be able to help Bella realize that nothing is her fault? And how will Bella feel about their relationship now? EB, MultiPOV. Involves rape, not graphic. post New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wolfsong by Emberling reviews
Bella Swan falls in love with Edward Cullen. The only problem is, Bella Swan is a werewolf. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,896 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by not done baking reviews
Bella has made her choice and is happy with it. But years later the Volturi have discovered what she knows and they aren't okay with it. Now they are after her children--and her memories. SEQUEL TO PRECIOUS TIME.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Revenge by animallover0109 reviews
I never thought it would end this way. Why did I have to die? I'm only 18! I was pulled out of my thoughts when I heard a growl behind me..... plez R&R! Sequel now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Old Friends, New Enemies by vjd reviews
SEQUEL TO THE MONSTER WITHIN Bella encounters an old friend while walking in the forest. Who will she meet and what will the consequences be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Self Sacrifice by DivineRosey reviews
Sequel to Everything Changed. It's twenty years later and Bella gets a phone call that brings her back to Washington. Once there Bella's life is changed yet again. And the biggest shocker, Edward is back and so is the LaPush gang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Desire and Desiree by RainAndThunder1991 reviews
While Edward has been gone Bella has been married, had a child, and is now widowed. She's raising her and Jacob's child alone. When Edward comes back there is one setback. A little werewolf. Edward must ask himself one question: Is Bella worth it?COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Country Charm by twilightfanatic reviews
Edward's hired as a farmhand for the Swan's. Their in desperate need of help after Charlie's stroke and Renee dying just a few years ago. But the story changes as these two are thrown apart and they fight to get to each other. ExB present day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,791 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
This is my Destiny by Nollie Marie reviews
[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Brotherly Love? by LionClaw reviews
When Bella and Edwards marraige go down hill Bella runs to Jasper. Edward walks in on them and witnesses more than he ever wanted to see between his brother and wife. Now all the Cullens must face a pack of mad of werewolves and a broken treaty. REVIEW IT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Readjusting by Kapperz1212 reviews
Love has its boundaries. But does it have limits? Every action has a consequence and those consequences can leave a trail of carnage in their wake. So as the boundaries are readjusted are the natural limits of love breached?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Amethyst Skies by Dog-Demon-Emiko reviews
Part 1: Edward changes Bella but she has become pregnant and flees. Part 2: Years later, he meets his daughter and learns that she's in danger in more ways than one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 203,603 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Just Like You by Bright Green Eyes reviews
A love like no other. A harsh separation. Jagged Change. Reunion, tension. 25 years of disdain, can they learn to rejoin? Can they overcome the obstacles of the past and present? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,452 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006
When You Say Goodbye by Ascended Angel reviews
sequal to old enemies, new powers. 2 months later, Bella goes to explain things to Charlie and sees a familar face. Edward and Bella are not married yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Memory by endegame reviews
Sequel to Broken Love. The bond between Mother and child can never be broken. Never. This is the story of one mother, determined to see her daughter, even when her mortal enemy is the father of her child. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,157 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Scars by vjd reviews
Edward has only been back in Bella's life for a few days and he starts to notice all the new scars on her body. He decides to confront her about it. What will he say? How will she react? Plz review! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Bella's Naughty Secret by evelovesadam reviews
When Edward comes back early from hunting one weekend, he finds Bella doing something very naughty. its really not that bad, honest, its just funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
WARM MY HEART CHILL MY SOUL by DARK M PRESS reviews
WHAT IF BELLA MOVED TO FORKS TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL AND FORGET ABOUT SOMETHIN' HORRIBLE DONE TO HER BY HER HALFVAMPIRE EX, ALEXANDER? 1ST FANFIC..R&R PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ .BUT BE NICE.ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Interesting, by Emotis reviews
He wanted to back away, but his form wouldn’t allow it. His body leaking an insatiable amount of blood, and the ground was drinking it, unquenchable. Slash. Character Pain.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Have a Nice Trip! by eclipsed heart reviews
Edward bites Bella and the Cullens take bets with each other on what Bella's power will be. They try to get Alice to confess what it will be, but she just laughs at all their guesses. Is Alice crazy, or is Bella's power really that funny? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Thawing Heart by Fnick reviews
What happens when the vampire family from the arctic is forced from their home into the human world. Will they be able to control themselves after all this time away from the human world, or will they crack, and be unleased on all of human kind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything Changed by DivineRosey reviews
Bella takes a one month break from Edward after returning from Italy, but she soon learns of an affair in the Cullen household. What is Bella's reaction and furthermore, what will the outcome be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Reason I Wear Red Lipstick by SkyCullen reviews
Sky Marie Cull Bell is actually Bella Swan. Sky is a vampire and a very powerful one too. She's beautiful...but she doesn't look anything like Bella. Sky and her family move to Alaska and go to a new school, there they met the Cullen's. 1st Twilight story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,469 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
heart break and an old secert by TwistedKittyCat reviews
Edward has just broken Bella's heart to protect her. Someone form Edward's past wants revenge. Bella maybe falling for the person who wants revenge on Edward. Can Edward save Bella and keep himself safe too? Epilogue Part 2. PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,307 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
The Blue Wolf by Sabeck reviews
Mid New Moon. Edward has left and Bella finds someone new, Will. Yeah he rocks. Too bad he's a werewolf and has to stay away form her for her own good. Tch, like that'll work. Rated T juuust in case. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,379 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Born Again by OS Platform 9.75 reviews
When Rosalie dies Emmett is left alone, with no mate to suffer through eternity. When a broken shapeshifter by the name of Ash drops half dead on Carlisle's doorstep, Emmett is faced with the problem of taking care of a creature with human needs...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
This is How the Story Goes by emilie whoa reviews
What if Bella didn't jump off the cliff alone? Would Alice still come running? Would Edward try to kill himself? Would he return to Forks, or stay away forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete