Sir Hawkeye Who
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Joined 05-31-07, id: 1289985, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, M*A*S*H, and Big Bang Theory.

Best Eps of MASH - Dear Dad Again, Doctor Pierce And Mr Hyde, Crisis, MASH Olympics, The Smell Of Music and The Life You Save (David Odgen Stiers' best perfomance as Charles)

Best Doctor Who Eps - Deadly Assasin, Blink, City Of Death, Partners In Crime, Shada, (the orig even if it's only half there).

Best MASH quote - From the fashionable Swamp room in high town Uijeongbu come the sadistic sounds of Doc Winchester and his all moose orchestra who asked the musical question "Why Us?!" (Hawkeye - The Smell Of Music Season 6, Episode 16)

Best Doctor Who quote - What a wonderful butler, he's so violent. (The Doctor - City Of Death Season 17 Episode 2)

Ships:

Doctor Who: Doctor/Romana, Doctor/Donna, Doctor/Martha, Romana/Duggan, Sarah Jane/Harry, Doctor/Master (Espec Ten/Simm!), Liz/Brig, Doctor/Sarah Jane, Andred/Leela, Master/Rani, Doctor/Jackson, Jackson/Rosita.

WARNING: Doctor/Rose FREE zone!

MASH: Charles/Margaret, Hawkeye/BJ, Hawkeye/Trapper

P.S. I Don't ship Hawkeye/Margaret

Star Trek: Picard/Crusher, Spock/Uhura (New timeline and TOS), Spock/McCoy, Picard/Q, Data/Borg Queen, Odo/Kira, Worf Jadzia, Bashir/O'Brien, Q/Janeway, Seven of Nine/Doctor,

Big Bang Theory: Penny/Sheldon, Howard/Raj, Leonard/Sheldon

Black Books: Fran/Bernard, Manny/Bernard

IT Crowd: Roy/Jen, Moss/Roy, Roy/Jen/Moss

Harry Potter: Luna/Neville, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Snape/Lily, Lupin/Tonks, Lupin/Sirius

LOTR: Legolas/Galadriel, Gandalf/Galadriel, Aragorn/Eowyn, Merry/Pippin

Allo Allo!: Helga/Herr Flick, Rene/Gruber, Fairfax/Carstairs, Michelle/Crabtree

Quotes:

"Not everyone gets to go back to Bloomington, Illinois." - Gene Reynolds

"Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye." - Dr. Sidney Freedman

"I can't take HIS money. I can't print my OWN money. I have to WORK for money. Why don't I just lay down in the ROAD and DIE!" - Homer Simpson.

"If the Continuum has told you once, they have told you a thousand times... DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!!" - Q

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Fancy Breakfast by kuroame16 reviews
Based on a quote from the Season 10 episode Sons and Bowlers. My first MASH story, so be nice.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hawkeye P., D. Pierce - Complete
In the Early Mourning by Angst Is My Middle Name reviews
Set just after 'Abyssinia, Henry'. How is the camp reacting to Henry's death? Here are my thoughts. Rated for language.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Radar O., Hawkeye P. - Complete
A Change Of Pace by Gary Merchant reviews
The Doctor decides that he needs a break from his travels. A holiday, perhaps.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
17 Reasons Why Romana is better than the Doctor by Calapine reviews
Because she just is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Christmas in the TARDIS by Calapine reviews
It's a very merry Christmas for the Doctor and Romana.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
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NOT Frank Burns reviews
Set a couple of days after The Life You Save. Charles proving he does care about someone other than himself. I like both Frank and Charles so this isn't an anti frank fic. Hope I've done Charles justice.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Charles W.
Computer Love reviews
While left alone in the apartment Sheldon hears a song which rekindles his love for the band Kraftwerk. A little bit of Penny/Sheldon in this too. More info just above the fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Mother Of Time reviews
Set During JE. French Reporter Rupert Duggan recalls his encounter with a Dalek. Characters: Duggan's Son, Romana IV. Little Mention of Duggan and even smaller mention of Romana/Duggan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Romana III - Complete
No Surprises reviews
Ninth Doctor Post Time war, angst song fic thing. The Doctor crash lands somewhere familiar after regenerating and makes an important decision. The bold parts are a voice in his head. Doctor/Romana in retrospect. Song by Radiohead.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Memorable Doctor And The Forgotten War reviews
A Doctor Who MASH crossover. The 3rd Doctor and Sarah mistakenly land in South Korea 1951...read on find out more.
Crossover - Doctor Who & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - 3rd Doctor, Radar O.
The Forgotten Child reviews
John Lumic is not dead, is in human form and in no longer paralysed. Everything is left to be explained by a young man who has strange need to see the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Adric - Complete