KimiTien
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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1290518, Profile Updated: 01-17-11
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

Update-1/17/2011: Happy new year! I am alive so sorry to the ones who want me dead. anyways i updated a story and working on the others. am just going down the list and back up again till all my chapter stories are done. Just got my flash drives back from a tablecloth. dont asked i dont understand it either, just happy i got them back because they had all my stories and information. Take care!

Also still looking for a beta reader i would like to have one before i put anymore stories/ chapters up so that way i can at least have them fixed and what nots before you all read them. talk to you guys soon.

Oh well. Please Enjoy!

~ Kimi Tien

A.K.A Felina Sparrow

Chouji, Gaara, Shino, Kiba, Deidara, Hidan, Asuma, Shikamaru, Kankurou, and Genma got to be my favorite guys. I just like Ino and Tenten... i write alot with Ino. Sometimes Sakura.

Ahh I like Katana and Zuko... It works for me i guess.. haha -.- yeah...

Mugen (spelling?) and Fuu are the best. lol

Draco and Ginny -.- Don't blame me! Blame 'Not quite Fate' by Hearts Cadence! if I didnt see a picure done for that fic i wouldnt of gotten into it... yeah...

The love hate thing sooo rules!

Soo yeah... but right now.. Am in a Naruto kick and i dont think am going to be writting any of fanfics cause of it... later when I think I gotten better at writting again.

I don't like guyXguy or girlXgirl stories. They are good and all just not for me... I may or may not hint at it but never full blown guyXguy /girlXgirl pairings.

QUOTES

cause am weird and some of these I use for my stories when Im writing and i just like some. If you know any of these and the name of the one who made them.. tell me please?

- "I'll be the first to say you have a right of opimion and a right to speak it. But you dont have a right to force someone to hear it when they dont want too. That being said; shut up." -Spaz

-"Because we was once happy; it's the memory i won't forget." - unknown

-"Numbing the pain for awhile will make it worse when you finally feel it." - J.K. Rowling

- "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

- "I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

- "And what's the real leason? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

- "I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies..." - unknown

- "A person is smart. People are stupid, rude, impulsive, and easily manipulated." - MIB

- "Not all who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien?

- "The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert Humphrey

- "I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Unknown

- "You can't go though life without anymistakes, human error is a perfectly natural thing and if anything, it simply teaches you more." -unknown

- " That's all the freedon we can hope for - the freedom to choose our prison." - L.M. Montgomery

- "To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved." - George MacDonald.

- "To say that you can love one person all your life is just like saying that one candle will continue burning for as long as you life." -Unknown

- "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

- "I'd rather fight with you, than make love to anyone else." - the wedding date

- "Sometimes in life, it's best not to ask." - Unknown

- " It doesn't matter who or what you are; you act stupid am going to laugh at you." - Spaz

- " And thats why I love fire. It gets rid of everything; inculding bodies." - Spaz

- " I know whats best for me but I want you instead." - Three Days Grace, Over and Over

- "Well I never did like that bitch. She always wanted something." - Spaz

- "How did I pass? She beat me like I owned her money." - Ichigo

\_/ Care cup empty = me not caring - person on gaia

I want things simple and easy but I get complex and hard. Life’s funny that way. -Spaz being unspazed

How was it? I had a headache half way through it, my foot went numb and my back feels like I hit a wall. Given the topic; pretty damn good. -unknown

Call it a hunch but I don’t think the priest was going to be happy with me. I was right; he came at me with a knife. -Anita

I really hate this question but here it goes; what the hell happened here? - Mom

“How does it look?” “Looks clear.” –rain of bullets- “I thought you said it was clear!” “I said it looked clear.” “…how does it look now?” “…looks clear.” - pitch black

There’s days where I hate my life and there’s days I love it. Today is a day I’m counting my blessings. -Spaz i think

“You go and talk with them, see if you can get them to let go of the hostages.” “Got it. I’ll handle this.” –walks in and shoots the ring leader- “Any questions?” “That’s his handling?” -the fifth element

Whatever works, man. Whatever works. -Spaz

Who wants to be normal? it's so... boring. -Spaz

"Ahh... why is there a head in the oven?" - an RP where Ino meets Hidan... well his head at least.

"Grunny tacos!!" -random gaia moment

"Well... the good thing is now i know what my finger would look like if i was fat." -spaz after popping her finger joint back in -was grossed out-

"Did you know that it lowers sperm count?" "... I dont think i have to worry about that." "...?" "I'm a girl." -me and random dude on gaia talking about my drinking of mountain dew

"Oh no I don't build your hell, you did that all on your own. I just gave you the Legos." -Bad demon on supernatrual

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,059 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Unexpected Predicament by cance reviews
Sakura comes home to find the sprinklers have malfunctioned in her apartment building, but luckily her place was unaffected. Unfortunately for a certain silver haired captain, he was not so lucky. A KakashiXSakura Story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,649 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Reliance by silent nox2 reviews
And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Chocolate by Ereluna reviews
Sure, she had helped someone string toilet paper in the pattern of a scarecrow across someone else’s yard the week before… but, karma couldn’t be this terrible. She didn’t deserve this. KakaSaku. For 30Kisses
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
An Unlikely Pairing by paws-bells reviews
SessKag AU. In which the disgruntled villain is being rescued by the lively, spirited heroine. Unfortunately for her, he is no Prince Charming. Unfortunately for him, she is a mouthy wench who just would not shut up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Cloudy Days by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Grey skies are just clouds passing through. Shika-centric. Nothing Important.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Aburame Ichizoku 2 by Lithe-Fider reviews
As a continuation of Aburame Ichizoku, we now follow Shino’s story through childhood alongside his mother and father, and the clan he will one day become leader of. What other secrets does the Aburame clan, their beloved kikaichu, & it's members hold?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,142 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Shino A., Shibi A.
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Emasculation by Chasseuse reviews
SakuSai. For once, it was he who felt emasculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Can't Become An Angel by Slytherin Prince reviews
When Haruno Sakura's family had a nothing left with them, Sakura decided to help her parents. She applied to be a waitress... and only to be sold to the three handsome men in the town as a slave. GaaSakuNejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sand Castles by Chasseuse reviews
GaaSaku. Slight crack. He had been outdone in a sand castle contest. He was displeased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Got Sand in Your Pants? by Kodukadvakch reviews
He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unorthodox Arts of War by hundredacresky reviews
The ancient, time-honoured learned art of seduction was an important rite of passage for kunoichi. This was all very good and well... Ino just really, really wished they could switch partners. Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Desert Flower, the Clone, and the Holyman by macadamia96 reviews
Temari. Sister. Diplomat. Babysitter? That's what it feels like to her. When sent as an emissary to Grass Country with an annoying newbie in the field, she feels like she'd do anything to escape, but her "rescue" isn't what she expected...or wanted...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Temari, Hidan
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Possession by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 208,275 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Butterfly by Chasseuse reviews
It only took one pink butterfly for their paths to cross.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
Tangles by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Neji finds out that when one's limits of sanity are pushed, one tends to run on instinct and not intelligence. Tenten assumes that he just wants to cuddle. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Particle Analysis by Verboten Byacolate reviews
No.4.. Jashin apparently prefers demonic squirrels to Hidan. Deidara actually expected it. :HiDei drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dawn by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Crack, Akatsuki/Anyone pairings. 4. HidanIno. The defiant, vengeful little girl brought him back of her own free will. She was supposed to know that he would fight back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Seducing my Sensei by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ramen KamiSama by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Everyone knows that Hokage's word is law, but when he takes his power abit too far by trying to get his enitre village to start worshiping noodles in broth, you know your in for one hell of a ride. crack, slight SasxSaku Partner To TheThornBush
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Days of Witty Banter by oneperfectfit reviews
Sakura and Kakashi are assigned what is turning out to be a rather boring mission. Surveillance. With nothing else to do they turn to witty banter. One only wonders how they stand this. KakaSaku with more romance in later chapters, rating upped a notch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
To Love Sakura by Miss Soupy reviews
A collection of oneshots with all of them Sakura pairings. NEW POST: DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Deceptive Fate by angelic.someone reviews
If Itachi was honest with himself he had no idea why he took her as an apprentice. She was no one special, just a pink haired child with too trusting eyes that perhaps loved him more than he would ever deserve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,576 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Tortured by Serenity Komoshiro reviews
What if Itachi had met Sakura sooner? What if he took her under his tainted wings in order to make her stronger? What if in the process, she finds not only power, but love? What if... AU ItaSakuDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,304 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Soul's Salvation by Lady Kogawolf reviews
Guidance comes from the last place Sakura expected, and now, she must walk a new path with surprising results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Present Ever by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku. The cliched method of locking two quarrelsome lovers together in a room works after all, as Sakura and Gaara are about to discover. How could it not, when one is covered in only a towel and the other is not as apathetic as he appears to be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hiasobi by Tsukashi reviews
Sakura’s mission is interrupted by Itachi’s interference. What will she do when he decides that he has an interest in her? ItaSaku Rated M for violence, language, and adult situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,046 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Initial Offensive by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quirky by altairity reviews
Hatake Kakashi has a conversation with Yamanaka Ino. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ino Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Knavish by akatsuki-no-senshi reviews
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me hot, what the hell happened to you?..[SaiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mutual Understanding by Intuition reviews
They didn't love each other. It was a mutual understanding. ShinoxIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Purely Consequential by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In which there is much of nothing, and a little of everything. Especially the cat. Stupid cat. [SasuSaku][100themes][Happy birthday Sasuke!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Perks by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Nara Yoshino had always wanted a daughter. Implied ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Yoshino N., Temari - Complete
Crossing the Line by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Carrying her home? Fine. Coming inside her apartment for some dango? Fine. But kissing her on the lips as he was leaving and then running away and repeatedly hitting his head against the wall of his apartment? Not so fine. KakaSaku other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Equilibrium by Celtic Oak reviews
A series of oneshots set after Sunagakure belly dance. Views of everyday life in the shared world of Gaara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Poison Rationality by Verboten Byacolate reviews
I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison. [SasoSaku][rated for mature situations]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Routine by Pure Chocolatte reviews
Sandsib fic. A peek into a sacred time of the day for Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Spoilers up till the Rescue Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Spitballs And Poofy Hair by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Did you just shoot a spitball at me?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mantra by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
A pregnant Sakura goes grocery shopping with her son, who doesn't seem to be pleased in her food choices. Implied KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Drabbles for the KakaSaku Soul by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
A glimpse into the lives, and souls, of two of our favorite shinobi. KakaSaku REQUEST.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Never Mess With An Uchiha by Darkfire75 reviews
ItachiDeidaraHidan. “You’re such a gothic Lolita, redeye,” Hidan sneered. “I had no idea.” Yes, I did go there XD Chapter 2 added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Revelation by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku Revelations are dangerous things, as Sakura was just starting to find out. They could turn turn your peaceful life upside down and inside out, even if it wasn't your revelation in the first place. Damn Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
That Stupid Dream by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,307 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Strategy and Go by Songja reviews
Shikamaru, Sakura and Neji have a bit of a vaction.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Motion Like The Eyes Can't Follow by d00mfuzzball reviews
Kankuro had never taken much notice of anyone not in his immediate family, it generally took something rather extreme to get his attention, like an unexpected explosion of chakra, and his brother's invincability coming to a sudden end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete
Competition by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Kakashi doesn't like having to compete for his daughter's heart. Neither Valentine's Day or hormone infested teenage boys will change that. Hatake Rin is his, and his alone. KakaSaku oneshot. WARNING: Crack and Fluff in high dosages.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Silence is Crimson by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Some silences are best keep in the deep recesses of the mind. But sometimes they surface, despite our best efforts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
B rank Hugs by Dreary Somebody reviews
OLD STORY. Facing a B rank solo mission, Kankuro undergoes some very slightly angsty bonding with Gaara. NOT KankyXGaara. Origanally oneshot, but now it's got a sequel, How To Cry.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Changing Sands by everyday0203 reviews
just my imagination running wild on a scenario that could have happened but didn't after gaara was defeated by naruto...GaaraSakura of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Triple Threat by kaotic312 reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Phantom of the Spring by twitch and spaz reviews
Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Secrets of Maiden Kenpo by Ivory Bangle reviews
What if Fuu wasn't as helpless as she wanted everyone to beleive? What if a certain samurai found out her secret? Mugen x Fuu Rated M for later chapters.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,678 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Joke by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
The demon cleared its throat, closed its eyes, and in perfect imitation of a certain blonde kunoichi, proceeded to reenact the night’s previous encounter. [Semi]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Win or Lose by wicked-twisted reviews
Fuu loses a bet to Mugen... now she's stuck in a situation she didn't quite plan on.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006
Defend My Honor! by Ebonytwinkle reviews
When Sai's words run away with him yet again Sakura turns to Naruto to help defend her honor...its too bad the guy was never really good at staying on track! Naru,Sai,Saku friendship...or something like it, lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Again by Cloudwatchers reviews
He use to call her that all the time. He couldn't now. He couldn't bring himself to. It would hurt too much. Reminding him of what he could have said all those times before. Now every chance he might have had was taken from him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Five Times Ino Didn't Go Home To Chouji by concertina reviews
...And One Time She Did. No matter how far you run, you can never really escape those who love you most. [Ino centric, InoChouji]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Forgetting Game by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He said, ‘Naruto, if you’re considered old enough to kill for your village, then you’re old enough to drink whatever the hell you want.’ Oneshot InoxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Cookies by Melfina Lupin reviews
There was no doubt that Gaara loved his brother and sister but as they saying goes the more you love someone the more you want to kill them. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Fireworks by Orm reviews
Deidara actually quite likes the village he abandoned, but that isn't really a good thing from the point of view of its inhabitants. Oneshot, gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Deidara - Complete
An Empty Bottle by calciseptine reviews
Kankurou/Sakura. A puppet master, a medic nin, and far too much alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blast from the Past by Seanbob04 reviews
Naruto is married. Has kids. And is the Rokudaime Hokage. What will happen when a girl who loves him returns? NarutoIno TWOSHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Die a Little More by Archica reviews
Ino makes a horrifying deal with Hidan, but only grows to hate herself more each time they meet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y.
Of Comfort, Kisses, and Potatoes by Darkflameangel reviews
Fifty words, fifty emotions, and fifty things that connect Gaara to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Name by Ivy Adrena reviews
The first time Haruno Sakura said his name, it was edged caution with undertones of surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Kitchen by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku twoshot collaboration with MahiMahi! Sakura goes to do some grocery shopping, but comes home with a guest and a new treat in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Daydreams by Orm reviews
Deidara's means of expressing affection are hella creepy. Oneshot, SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Two Step Plan by Cold Fire Phoenix reviews
Kakuzu challenges Hidan to prove the superiority of his ways by using his religion to procure funding for the Akatsuki. In Konoha, Hidan proves his point, but not without incidental crack ensuing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hidan, Moegi - Complete
InBetween by shadow-kazul reviews
Set during the 26th episode during the time Mugen and Jin are unconcious. Fuu takes care of her boys and notes their differences. MugenFuuJin three way pairing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
What Twenty Comrades Think About Yamanaka Ino by Kaara reviews
A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Cold Front by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
And Then, There You Were by Teppobizmol reviews
Obsession is not just a perfume, for Mugen, it was a way of life after allowing Fuu to take his heart. MugenxFuu Onesided
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Gravity by Sayaka-sama reviews
This ought to shut her up. KakaSaku 675 word drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sannin Redux by Da Fox reviews
The Past, the Present, the Future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Best Laid Plans by blackestfaery reviews
DRABBLE. It was like preparing for battle. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Trick or Treat? by LuvinAniManga reviews
It's Halloween and Sakura has gone trick or treating! But what happens when she dares to ring the doorbell of the unsocial Neji Hyuga? Is she going to get a treat, or is he going to get tricked? Perhaps the other way around....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Stolen Moments by Nate Grey reviews
Ino discovers a mysterious bruise on her neck, but can't recall how it got there. So why is Sakura so worried, Shikamaru so angry, and Chouji so oblivious? The answers may SHOCK you! Probably not, though. Not Your Average Romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Big Top Antics by Istoria reviews
Tsunade is determined to make her team's first unsupervised mission go flawlessly. But considering who her teammates are did she really expect them to succeed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony by Sayaka-sama reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
20 NotSoSecret Disasters that shaped Konoha by Only Secret reviews
Somethings changes the world, somthings don't. The Sannins and the White Fang left their marks. The 4 legends of Konoha that made Naruto's world the way it is. [20 Truths Challenge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
MIA: MerryMaids In Action! by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Hatake, Kakashi had hired a 'Merry Maid' to clean his apartment. What he didn't expect was his own student to show up at his door in the skimpy pink uniform. KakaSaku, lemonade, oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Homecoming by laurabryannan1 reviews
Sequel to Wanderings. 1, Jin discusses Mugen. 2, Fuu has two, MuFuu, JinFuu. 3, Mugen is not amused, JinMugen. 4, Jin shares something sweet, 3some. 5, Fuu compares, MuFuu, JinFuu, FuuOC. 6, Mugen discusses good and bad times, JinMugen, 3some.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Watching by Kylie-Chan reviews
Sarutobi watches his genin as they interact with each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shino minus Ino equals Shhhhh by Kenzie493 reviews
Shino is a very silent and stoic boy. Ino is a loud and bossy girl. They are complete opposites...but yet they complete eachother. Read, Review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Birthday's in the Bathroom by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It's Ino's birthday and she's uspset because nobody could remember and she's all alone. But, her teacher remembers. Lemonade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
Killing Time by indelible reviews
Ino and Naruto and the arguments that follow. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Istoria reviews
Oh Sarutobi... you didn't really think leaving your students in charge of an academy class was a good idea, did you?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Gaara Gets Rough by mystic-water reviews
Challenge 9 Innuendo. GaaraSakura oneshot. Sakura needs to face her fears and let Gaara put IT in her. Is it sexual tension running high when Gaara needs to get rough with her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Liar Technique by pysche924 reviews
When the students filed into class on jounin guest speaker day at the Academy, Iruka was excited. Three hours later, he was far less happy. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Destined Encounters by Celtic Oak reviews
[ON HIATUS] Konoha's top ANBU Captain realizes there's something missing in his life while the Hokage's prized apprentice finally finds the courage to let go. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
20 Konoha Facts A Textbook Won't Tell You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Konoha has survived multiple wars, raids, betrayals, and even a rampaging demon. But still, most believe it wouldn't survive a day with Uzumaki Naruto as Rokudaime. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Forever Black Eyed by KAOSUSCHI reviews
Mugen set himself a goal after his departure from his traveling companions. Fate lets him stumble across a trapped Fuu instead. He helps her for the prize of a promise. Déjà vu! Because madness starts when they find what they're looking for. Mugen x Fuu
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Mugen, Fuu
20 Secrets Of Akatsuki History by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Akatsuki. Before sealing the Biju, before the SClass Missing Nin, it was something else altogther, and its roots intertwine with that of the most unlikely people of all. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
No Map Without Water by AkaVertigo reviews
Two people strive to each find their own way, divided and connected by the same purpose: following the Avatar. Sequel to Tempest in a Teacup. AU Zutara...isn’t it?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 951 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Poker Face by CaramelPudding reviews
[Neji x Sakura] One shot. It started out as a Friday night poker game, but ended in a duel of strip poker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad News by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
“I mean… is it really… you know… mine?” Naruto gets some bad news from a very, very irate Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shooting the Breeze by dave-d reviews
The guys get together to talk. What would one expect them to chat about? Who might that cause trouble for? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Were We Honestly Trying to Catch This? by Mieren reviews
It could never happen, but I was having fun in class. Naruto is tormenting just about everybody for no good reason. R&R! May be more if I'm tempted...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Outgrown by Muffytaj reviews
One of the hardest parts of being a teacher is watching your students grow up. Platonic KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hopeless Situation by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Things go bad for Team Seven. Sakura agrees with Naruto, Naruto freaks out, and Sasuke actually talks in complete sentences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Hate You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Turning Points by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Every now and then, someone comes into our lives who changes us irrevocably, whether or not we want them to. Uzumaki Naruto, the makings of a legend, and the people around him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005
A Friendly Warning by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Naruto x Hinata] With a growing relationship between Naruto and Hinata, Neji decides to give Naruto a talk... or more accurately, a sound thrashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Lurk by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Sasuke and Naruto and a copious amount of liquor. But no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Breakdancing Butterfly by sempaiko reviews
“W-wait a minute...Jin, what do you mean real priest?” Fuu followed Jin's gaze and stared at the vagrant. This was not happening. She did not just marry Mugen! (Mugen x Fuu XD) Post series!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
A Trade of Gifts by Lyhtning reviews
Never did Uchiha Itachi once think that such a wonderful gift would come from the most unexpected person. [little ItaxSaku friendship] For readers who wanted a sequel...rejoice! it's a working progress.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
What I Want by Dracling reviews
Ino was good at what she did and she always got what she wanted. But what did I give her? SMUT. With Shikamaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
So what if i did? by ValleyBliss reviews
ONESHOT.Ive used up all of my sick days, so i'm caling in dead... SakuGaara, when you just CANT get yourself out of bed. hope you enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Black Permanent Marker by Naruke reviews
Sakura has a little fun with a permanent marker. Married!Sakura [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Ninjas, Alcohol, And Fire Jutsu by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
They just don't mix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Theory Of Aggression by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Itachi centric] One man kills everyone, one is a God.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Love Equals Stupidity by Kerrie-chan reviews
Shikamaru likes Sakura. Sakura likes Shikamaru. Ino wants to murder them both. Naruto is just confused. And Kankurou and Neji just want it all over with. ShikaSaku, done for a het challenge on LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Want You to Want Me by Ninja Shen reviews
How does one get a girl's attention, when her eyes are for another? A romantic comedy with a splash of drama [dramedy!], feauring ShikaIno, KibaHina [judge's choice for novelia catagory, Kumoricon2004][FINISHED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
MISTLETOE TEST, THE by ochaleaf reviews
[NejiSakura] The Hokage's annual Christmas Eve party provides an excellent chance for Naruto and Ino to hatch a little test. The test subjects: Neji, Sakura and a little bunch of mistletoe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2005
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Coffee, Smoking and the Jounin Exams by Bittersweet Mika reviews
The day before the Jounin Exams, Ausma listens to Ino panic. Or in her case, slightly melt down. Gift fic for Lynnxlady. InoAsuma. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005
Seeking Comfort by neonate reviews
[Completed] This summer in Konoha...Neji jokes, Sakura flirts, Shino gossips, and Chouji eats. Manga timeline, peeps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Nina Sick day by Ninja Shen reviews
Morituri Nolumus Mori: We who are about to die, don't want to! Hayate and Anko friendship fic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hayate G., Anko M. - Complete
Miso by Istoria reviews
During Current Manga Arc - The female genin wait for their teammates to return, slowly falling apart alone but then finding strength as a group. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
I don't like you by Kerrie-chan reviews
[NejiSaku oneshot] Neji doesn't like to lose, but he's finding that in the presence of his pretty, but stubborn fiance, he just keeps losing over and over.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasel Love by Istoria reviews
The ultimate crossover, Rurouni Kenshin and Naruto! The most perfect pairing known to man. It is everything that a crossover pairing should never be.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Command Performances by Istoria reviews
While waiting for their teams to complete the second part of the Chuunin exam, four jounin instructors pass the time relating their first command stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Complete
Dogs Will Be Dogs by baka deshi reviews
A series of whacky, one-shot fics centering around our favorite canines. Some short, some long, all (hopefully) humorous. New chapter up! Look out, Kouga has a new enemy...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
Moonstruck by Aiwendil Amaurea reviews
Sesshoumaru, driven by his pride and arrogance, kidnaps Kagome for his own purposes. In the moonlight, the line between friend and foe blurs, and confusion reigns. Trapped in a deadly countdown, two lost souls wait for the darkness to wane. {Completed}
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
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Always Here reviews
InoXShino small InoXShikamaru. Before they were ninjas they were friends. after they were ninjas they didn't know each other. can they find the friendship of old again? or will it change for the better or are they to stay friends?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Puppet Without Strings
Death was a wierd thing for someone who isn't dead; just locked away underground. But it was he's freedom that was born but his death and he wasn't going to waste it. Sasori oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasori - Complete
Drinking With Your Prisoner reviews
Where two members of the Akasuki take a prisoner of another to a bar, getting them all drunk. How sad that they made that other member mad. Poor Pein; he'll need a new base. oneshot. K for language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cellmate reviews
...You crashed your bird on me!” “What do you think would happen when you threw a tree at it?” SakuraXDeidara oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Civilian with Ninja reviews
InoXKankuro. Ino's getting a house with a yard, shes a jounin that works with K.I.T. Forse. It's to bad that her first mission doesnt go as plan leaving her with a little girl and an annoying puppet master who loves to fight her. Merry Christmas to her!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ino Y., Kankuro
Chocolate reviews
OneShot. A little talk over chocolate. InoXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Chances: The Awakening & The Finding reviews
A lion met a unicorn and pretended to be at death’s door. Seeing the lion so weak, the unicorn overlooked their usual enmity and talked to him. SasukeXSakura holds first part and the sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Family reviews
SaiXSakura team 7. Sai tries to understand where he stands in team 7 one night watching Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke inter act with each other. Nights go on and hes still an 'outer' would that change soon?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Different Kind of Apologize reviews
Oneshot. Onesided feelings and song fic. character deaths. Well Tsunade the necklace came through again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Finding Sasukes Feelings reviews
OneShot. Itachi likes to prank his little brother, Sasuke sometimes really hates his older brother, and Sakura wished she stayed in bed where she couldnt be dragged into it. implyed sasukeXsakura. sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thier Blames reviews
1 Loose tounge comes with drinking. - He Blames the Aclohol 2 She's laughing from being banned. - She Blames Him 3 Kiba shouldn't have given her aclohol. - They Blame Kiba KankuroXTenten friendship?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Letters reviews
Its hard to be Hokage, running a village protecting the people... sharing notes with a man whos dead or is that a man who isnt born yet? whatever it is it sure is fun talking with the past/present.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Reasons Never Told reviews
A one shot of Ino and Chouji. Just some little things that aren't spoken to each other or other people. I dont know what genre to really put this under or a good rating of this so if you could tell me... thanks!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
The Mistake reviews
Team Kakashi been through alot together. A teammate leaving and attacking them, Orochimaru attacks against the village, The Akatsuki trying to get a teammate from them. But can they handle one of them dieing and a other ones dreams? sakuraXsai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
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