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Author has written 8 stories for Prison Break, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Jess, I'm 15, and I love to read Fanfiction but I don't usually write much. Me and my friends used to write some really weird fanfictions that didn't really go anywhere, so that's probably what you'll see below you. (I used to be obssessed with Twilight aslo, so you'll see some Twilight stories down there too.) I'm loving Lily/James Fanfics now, so Forever and Always is my first LxJ story... I believe...

...My printer next to the computer just made a really weird noise. I don't know WHY!

So... my life... well all I can say is... in order for me to live, I need good music, good people and good...some other third thing. Possibly food. Definitely food. But then there's a fourth thing...

(ewww i think i just felt a spider on my hand...)

Awesome Quotes:

"So does anyone know here Welsh people come from? Oh wait, I know, Welshland!" - My friend, Taylor. WAT THE HELL TAYLOR!

"There seems to be some sort of frozen cream on my cake..." -My friend, Maxine. WAT THE HELL MAXINE! YOU ORDERED TIRAMISU WITH EFFING ICECREAM!!

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Name – Jessica, Jess... people also call me: OI YOU!! YEA YOU! CREEPY PERSON STANDING IN THE CORNER!! na just kidding...
Birthday – 20/07/94
Current status – What does that mean?... I have a sniffly nose...
Eye colour - Blue. My friends say that my eyes are really odd because I have brown hair... And my eyes are also kinda grey...
Rightie or Lefty – left handed, right footed. Don't ask why
Zodiac sign - Cancer

Your heritage – My bubbe comes from Poland, she moved to Argentina, and my Safta was born, my Safta had my dad, he moved to Israel when he was 14, I was born in Israel, we moved to Neuva Zealandia when I was two years, eleven months. I don't actually know as much about my Mum's side of the family...
Your fears – Not much I guess... You know... loosing my family and all that you know?
Your weakness – Hmmmm... I would have to say... I...don't...know...
Your perfect pizza – Dessert pizzas. They effing rock.

Your thoughts when you first wake up...
First: No... piss off
Second: What the hell is that song playing on the radio? It's so annoying! Why do I know the lyrics?? ("That's not my name... That's not my name...That's not my name..." SHUT THE HELL UP!")
Third: Noooo...blankets are so warm...
Your bedtime: School nights... 10.30, 11.00? Weekends and Holidays... whenever I want?
Your most missed memories: What I did five minutes ago. Thanks to tv I really can't remember. Stop laughing, it's a serious problem. No just kidding.

Mac or burger king – McDonalds... I dunno...
Adidas or Nike – They’re all like the same brand. I swear they are.
Lipton or Nestea – And they are...?
chocolate or vanilla - Chocoholic
cappuccino or coffee – Cappuccino. I seriously can't drink coffee without chocolate. But it's still nice as.

Smoke – Even second hand smoke creeps me out
Curse – Crap damn hell yes
Have a crush – Yea
Think you have been in love – No... I don't know. This is a very good question. Get back to me in a couple of days...
go to school – Yeah still got a while to go funfunfun - well at least i get time with my buddies for the next 2-3 years!
Want to get married – One day, but its not in my thoughts now. You know what pisses me off, when two people at school are going out (this happened to my friend and her boyfriend last year) and the dickhead of the class keeps asking when they're gonna get married. They were only 14 for gods sakes.
Take a shower – Yea. If I don't have time at night, I try real hard to have one in the morning. Otherwise I feel skody

Believe in yourself – ...Yes?

You are a health freak – Not really. but I should be more health conscious lol

drank alcohol – No I dont think so... Oh yes a sip of our lodger's Smirnoff. Was pretty good.
been to the mall – Na dont think so... Oh actually yes. Probably.
On stage - como?
eaten sushi - NO!! bluegh!!
dyed ur hair: No. I like it the way it is... I think...

played a stripping game – Eww. I read a fanfic about Michael and Lincoln and Sara and Veronica playing strip poker I was like WTH!!
change who you were to fit in – No I don't think I have. That's why I love the friends I have now. Because we're all idiots so we don't have to act different around each other! Man I've got awesome buddies, I wish everyone had friends like me! They are just great!

eye colour – Blue? dunno... like yea like really vivid blue. That'd be pretty cool.
Hair colour – Brown? Blond? I DUNNO
short or long hair – Well how long is long? And how short is short?...Dun dun dunnn

one min ago – DOing homework. Spanish translation/
1 hour ago – Reading
four and a half hour ago – Sleeping
one month ago – At school? I dunno… specific hour? At school. Counting down till we get to go home. But if the hour isn't specific... i would probably be at school? Msn? Txting? Watching tv? Dunno.
one year ago – I go to school ok? Stop rubbing it in my face!

i love... I love my friends and music.
i feel…Like i need a coffee?
i hate…Not knowing.
i need…Friends and food and sugary drinks and music

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If, right now, you hae absolutely no idea where your cellphone is, and you're kind of worried, copy and paste this onto your profile...

OMG OK, has anyone read My Immortal? Even if you DON'T read Harry Potter, search this fanfiction. OR, search Worst Fanfiction ever on google. It's the top one, by the way. IT"S FRICKING HILARIOUS, EVEN FOR NON HARRY POTTER FANS! I MEAN... Just FAIL!

Copy and paste this if you think Prison Break should have stopped at season two, and they're totally befouling the memory of Prison Break with season 3 and 4.

List twelve characters from a book

1. James Potter

2. Lily Evans

3. Remus Lupin

4. Tonks

5. Sirius Black

6. Ginny Weasley

7. Hermione Granger

8. Ron Weasley

9. Albus Dumbledore

10. Cedric Diggory

11. Cho Chang

12. Professor Snape

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ginny and Cho... don't think so... and no, I don't

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dunno...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Snape got Ron pregnant, I would be very concerned...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I HIGHLY doubt it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?


7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I'm sure she'd be VERY confused.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

OOH OOH I KNOW! Remus bites Cedric. (I know, not very ingenious)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

doubt it very much

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Professor Snape is a Paedophile

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Im just a kid

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:...Awful fanfiction

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just earlier?

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“James and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Albus runs off with Tonks. James, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cho and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Remus.” Yea cos we can so see this happening. What drugs am I on again??

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Betrayals by BiteMe1918 reviews
AU All Human. A drunk Edward accidentally cheats on Bella. Now he has to deal with the consequences - all of them. Please Read and Review! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unforgettable by pinkpearl89 reviews
This first chapter is Lily and James's first time at Hogwarts. I was interested to see how it was that they would meet and James would, well, be so James, lol. As it goes on I'll get to the juicy part of the older, teenage relationship. Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,666 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Witch in the Rain by xoJaymexo reviews
A LxJ story, "The doors opened, and she was there, with her wand in hand and dripping wet. To the messy-haired young man, she had never looked more beautiful." Rated between T and M. The story of Lily and James, a little differently. Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
One Wish by vampiregirl26 reviews
One Wish. That was all it took to change the lives of six teenagers. All human, canon parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella
Emmett's HitList by twilightaddict13 reviews
It's a Sunday afternoon and Emmett is bored out of his mind. The rest of the family went hunting. Emmett cooks up a plan and picks up the phone,"Hey, Bella.I know something we can do. Come over as soon as you can." Used to be a one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
The Twists and Turns in Life by Muff'Nbutter reviews
Want to read something special that may not have you guessing, but will shock you with what comes to pass? Something that seems ordinary but underneath is unique and new? You'll be saying "wtf?" in no time at all! in a good way, of course :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Truth or Dare : School Version SEQUAL by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
Truth or Dare : School Version, continued. Now that the Kids from school know about the Cullen's secret, how will the game go on? And How have the Pack suddenly gotten involved?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Solstice by legallyxbrunette reviews
Edward and Bella are happily engaged, preparing for eternal life together. Only a few things happen to the couple in the course of two months that could change their plans forever. Tons of humor. Give it a chance :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,045 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Dead Line by AuthorDream4Life reviews
Racing against the clock and the odds, we were struggling to escape the Volturi, and to escape falling apart. Couldn't my love for the vampire just thrive and bloom in peace? Of course not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Story of a Fangirl by Julia-Cullen-Frost reviews
okay, just for fun. Me and my Twilight friend were talking on the phone about extremely obsessed twilight girls. How they would talk to Edward infront of their parents. Not sure how much im going to write. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward
The Perfect Plan by dappledsunlight reviews
A total crackfic spawned from a friend’s and mine extreme hatred of one Jacob Black. What we think the next chapter of Breaking Dawn should be like. WARNING: Extreme Jacob-bashing, character death etc. etc. Remember folks this is a PARODY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
One Shopping Trip by vampiregirl26 reviews
Alice takes Rosalie and Bella shopping to get away from their stressful college lives. Meanwhile, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper go to the mall for the same reason. When the power goes out, what happens to them? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Forgotten by Schlurp reviews
45 years after being changed, Bella lives comfortably in Forks with her new power: to erase memories. But when Emmett decides to "have some fun at school", knowing it will all be erased from the students minds, what havoc will ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
A Vacation Of A Different Kind by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
the cullens in disney world. oh god. can you imagine the insanity? a little fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Bracelet by Heather F.C reviews
When Michael was 8 years old he got his first kiss, and he gave her a bracelet... 23 years later he stands at the same place where he got his first kiss, and suddenly someone comes behind him...
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Truth by tinyfish reviews
The population of Fox River Penitentiary gets drugged with truth serum! What will happen? A super story about Fox River and truth serum will happen!
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Brotherhood by faepunk reviews
They've lost so much, but they've always had each other. A look at the younger years of Michael and Lincoln. Based off of Veronica's, You two have the most dysfunctional idea of love I've ever seen, from Season One. Now Complete!
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,581 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Last Breath by minalei reviews
Paul, Lincoln, Michael and Sara make one last effort to exhonerate Lincoln.. But will the uncovering of the company be worth sacrificing their lives? One last plan to make things right.
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 3/7/2007
The Bachelorette by MysteriousGirl22 reviews
Michael tells Sara everything, right before they escape. The pipe wasn't replaced, and they all get out. Meanwhile Sara's hurt, and continues being hurt until her mother... Full summary inside.. R&R, NOTE! THIS IS REFERRING TO SEASON ONE
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Shells by liseli reviews
Harry daylights as the fulfillment of his father's dreams. But at night, he lives a different life entirely. What happens when his own world crosses his parents? And when a certain prophecy rears its ugly head? AU, postHogwarts, J&L alive, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P.
Secret Message For Sara by Seraph05 reviews
Michael and Lincoln send out a hidden message in a tv broard cast to Sara so they can all meet up. This is a different version of that same broard cast XD I hope it is enjoyed by all.
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Escape from Camp Green Pines by seabluemermaid reviews
Sara Tancredi is 13 and away at campbut she doesn't want to be there. Luckily, young Michael Schofield has a plan to break everybody out. This one's just for fun! I don't own PB or its characters. Hope you like it!
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Whose Prison Is It, Anyway? by Hermione Vader reviews
Whose Line Is It, Anyway?Prison Break Style! Includes all of your favorite inmates and some of the original WLIIA cast members. R&R!
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Wedding Planner by Haribo2012 reviews
After Five Years Sara thought she had seen the last of Michael but she was wrong Sara who now a Wedding Planner has been given the task of Planning Michael's Wedding! will she be able to stick to the one rule: Do not fall in love with the groom?Chap 21 up
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,443 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006
Right Now by kllrs reviews
[One Shot] Alone in the common room, Lily ponders her relationship with James when suddenly, he's there and he asks her to dance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Trouble With Insulin by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Michael doesn't remember to take the Pugnac, resulting in dangerously low blood sugar. What's worse is that Sucre and Michael are stranded in their cell during a lockdown. Can an older brother and love struck doctor be enough to save him?[On Hold]
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/30/2006
Paper Roses by Finding-Grace reviews
At first she was just a doctor to Michael and he was just a patient. Lots can change for a certian Doctor. The pipe was never replaced and the group managed to break out. MichaelSara
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005
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Forever and Always reviews
Lily smiled at the familiarity of their bickering, but her smile soon faded as she remembered what she’d gone up there to say. She realized that once she’d taken the step off the safety net that was hating James Potter, nothing would ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What's the time? reviews
Edward is bored, decides to piss of Jacob by teasing him. Pretty OOC on Edward's part.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Thoughts reviews
HE thinks one thing. SHE thinks another. That random loner sitting in the corner thinks yet another... It must be so annoying to be Edward, hearing everyone's thoughts in the school cafeteria...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Attack from all sides reviews
Most of them try to cooperate, make it easier. When even one member is deliberately malicious, it's painful for everyone." Short ff on Leah creating strife in the pack. Not LxS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Leah, Sam
I'm not that good at titles... I never thought I'd write a poem like this. I don't even know if it can be classed as a poem... It doesn't rhyme. Please don't hate me for my amatuerness
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Michael's not here reviews
ONESHOT Michael's too hyped up on Red Bull, and can't sleep. Soooo he decides to piss off his wife.
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
That day reviews
It broke his heart... A few short paragraphs of Michael's worst days. Kind of follows the lead of my last Sara fic. If you've read it.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
My name is Sara and I'm alive reviews
SPOILER ALERT! DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ... Just a short fanfiction of course from Sara's point of view ONESHOT She's alive! Oh there goes the surprise...
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete