Author has written 8 stories for Prison Break, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Hi, I'm Jess, I'm 15, and I love to read Fanfiction but I don't usually write much. Me and my friends used to write some really weird fanfictions that didn't really go anywhere, so that's probably what you'll see below you. (I used to be obssessed with Twilight aslo, so you'll see some Twilight stories down there too.) I'm loving Lily/James Fanfics now, so Forever and Always is my first LxJ story... I believe...
...My printer next to the computer just made a really weird noise. I don't know WHY!
So... my life... well all I can say is... in order for me to live, I need good music, good people and good...some other third thing. Possibly food. Definitely food. But then there's a fourth thing...
(ewww i think i just felt a spider on my hand...)
"So does anyone know here Welsh people come from? Oh wait, I know, Welshland!" - My friend, Taylor. WAT THE HELL TAYLOR!
"There seems to be some sort of frozen cream on my cake..." -My friend, Maxine. WAT THE HELL MAXINE! YOU ORDERED TIRAMISU WITH EFFING ICECREAM!!
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
Believe in yourself – ...Yes?
You are a health freak – Not really. but I should be more health conscious lol
LAYER SIX: THE PAST MONTH
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU
LAYER EIGHT: IN A GUY OR GIRL:
LAYER NINE: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
LAYER TEN: COMPLETE THE SENTENCE
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)
If, right now, you hae absolutely no idea where your cellphone is, and you're kind of worried, copy and paste this onto your profile...
OMG OK, has anyone read My Immortal? Even if you DON'T read Harry Potter, search this fanfiction. OR, search Worst Fanfiction ever on google. It's the top one, by the way. IT"S FRICKING HILARIOUS, EVEN FOR NON HARRY POTTER FANS! I MEAN... Just FAIL!
Copy and paste this if you think Prison Break should have stopped at season two, and they're totally befouling the memory of Prison Break with season 3 and 4.
List twelve characters from a book
1. James Potter
2. Lily Evans
3. Remus Lupin
5. Sirius Black
6. Ginny Weasley
7. Hermione Granger
8. Ron Weasley
9. Albus Dumbledore
10. Cedric Diggory
11. Cho Chang
12. Professor Snape
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ginny and Cho... don't think so... and no, I don't
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Snape got Ron pregnant, I would be very concerned...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I HIGHLY doubt it.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I'm sure she'd be VERY confused.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
OOH OOH I KNOW! Remus bites Cedric. (I know, not very ingenious)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
doubt it very much
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Professor Snape is a Paedophile
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Im just a kid
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
“James and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Albus runs off with Tonks. James, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cho and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Remus.” Yea cos we can so see this happening. What drugs am I on again??
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