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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1290752
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Supernatural, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: SG-1, and Twilight.

Name: Steph

Age: Ask and i'll kill ya : )

Hometown: Manlius NY (GO HORNETS) (F-M RULES, JOSH&KEVIN YOU ARE MISSED SO MUCH 3)

Likes: 4-wheeling, snowmobiling and anything that goes fast or blows up

Fav Quotes:

Die Hard Series:

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park
Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No.
pauses
John McClane: Well, maybe that mime.

Zeus: helicopter being shot at by Simon Oh, shit!
Helicopter Pilot: Oh, shit!
John McClane: What do you mean, "Oh, shit"?

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

John McClane: Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

POTC:

"But why is the rum gone?"

"She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it."

Jack: "One question about your business boy, there’s no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will: "I’d die for her."
Jack: "Oh, good. No worries, then."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something."

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me, one of you succeeded.

Indiana Jones:

Walter Donovan: Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Lecturing in class
Indiana Jones: "X" never, ever marks the spot.
Finding a hidden passage in a Venetian library
Indiana Jones: "X" marks the spot.

Billd and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

BillTed: Excellent.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

FF7: Advent Children

Predator

Alien vs. Predator

Aliens (The first one and the other two are okay but the second one ie the best)

Any Disney movie

POTC

Lord of The Rings

TMNT

Fantastic Four (Both of Them)

Harry Potter series

Ghost Rider

Blood and Chocolate

Both Underworlds

Resident Evil series

All four Die Hard's

The Punisher

And any other movie that has guns in it!

Fav Pairings:

FF7:

YUFFIExVINCENT

CLOUDxTIFA

BARRETxELMYRA

CIDxSHERA

ZACKxAERIES

RENOxELENA

Tamora Pierce:

Kel x Cleon

Kel x Dom

Neal x Yuki

Raoul x Buri

Supernatural:

Dean x Jo

Lost:

Jack x Kate

Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis:

Jack x Sam

Daniel x Vala

Jon x Tela

POTC:

Will x Elizabeth

Stories:

FF7:

Birthday Wishes: In-progress, Yuffie's 21st B-day, all of my FF7 pairings

Gift: The nine months that Yuffie is pregnant with her and Vincent's child, In-progress

Life With The Greatest Ninja: In-progress

Starts: In-progress

Tamora Pierce:

Long Awaited: In-progress, I wrote it out but then i decided to rewrite it

The Own: Haven't Started yet but i have an idea

Weddings For Raoul: Haven't started yet

Supernatural:

A Much Needed Vacation: In-progress

Lord of The Rings:

Queen of The Lifesavers: I just have to finish the ending, btw it's a spoof

I hope you enjoy these stories and let me know if you have any ideas for me to write about because i will do pretty much anything!!! Just email me or leave it on a Review because i really don't check my email when school is out!!!!!!!

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Deadly Concoctions by Coquettish Siren reviews
[YUFFENTINE] [YuffiexVincent] - Yuffie is haunted by dreadful nightmares she fears may soon become reality. Can the Lord of Darkness himself save her from imminent danger, or will he be the source for her demise? -Rated M for adult situations-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,914 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Always Smiling by Ezzie Valentine reviews
After the defeat of Hojo, Vincent pays a final visit to Lucrecia who makes him promise her that he will start living life to its fullest. He finds the support he needs from a young ninja who is more like him than he thinks. Yuffentine, some CloTi others
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 249,596 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
More than this by Aveira reviews
Yuffie's world is slowly collapsing all around her, her father, country and heart all seem to be working against her, or is it toward a much greater purpose. Lots of Cid swearing and possible Cloud angst. Rated M. Yuffentine Cloti Post AC DoC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,848 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Have I Ever Steered You Wrong? by taggerung0254 reviews
Vincent is having to deal with many uncomfortable things, such as friends, conversations and love advice from a demon. Yuffentine, from both Yuffie's and Vincent's POV. Rated for language and adult situations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Fly into the Night by RaiLei reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie and Vincent always seem to have a habit of getting lost andor left behind together, but will the closeness of their predicaments get to them? COMPLETE. "How ironic fate was, bringing him to the a girl that lived life to the fullest."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 227,552 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Sable and ivory by Marilena reviews
Yuffie didn't know that playing with fire can get you burnt. Especially when the fire is Vincent... Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Goings on at Steadfast by Beagairbheag reviews
Set after Lady Knight. Weddings, pranks, dancing and plots. KelDom...Eventually! It's been done before but here's my take on it. Reviews appreciated! Finally completed! Sequel posted! New Beginnings at New Hope
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
A Door Beyond Absolution by StormScarred reviews
Vincent Valentine detatched himself from the world in order to atone.Now he's joined Avalanche in order to save the planet from Sephiroth, and in the process he finds forgivness, in the most unlikely person.Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,893 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Rock Star by T. Costa reviews
Two years after DoC, Yuffie celebrates her birthday at a karaoke bar. To her surprise, Vincent and the others show up to watch her sing. We all want to be rockstars, right? YV, rated for language. Complete. Song list added.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,945 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Pretty Pretty by Ms Kitten reviews
Sometimes an accident can be the best thing that can happen. What if Kaylee wasn't joking at the end of Jaynestown. SimonKaylee
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,132 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Sight To See by TheEbonyRaven reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION! Impulsive behaviour, interruptions, alcohol and the 'L' word. Sounds like a fun cocktail for an Avalanche gathering. Yuffentine. Slightly Fluffy Rated T for a few suggestive thoughts
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Tifa's Seventh Heaven by bleueyz reviews
An insight into the daily lives of Tifa and Yuffie as they try to avoid the psychos, drunks, and turks they have to deal with. Cloti. Yuffentine. Discontinued unless someone can convince me otherwise.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tifa L., Yuffie K. - Complete
Rapture by katterpillar reviews
When working a job in Chicago, Illinois, one Jo Harvelle comes across two young men she thought she would never see again and things start to get heated. DeanJo. COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,032 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
the crows are coming by afinalchaotic reviews
he wanted an escape. any escape. but this one might have gone just alittle to far...T for lang. and mabye later chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
completely and uttlerly random by afinalchaotic reviews
Yuffie's having Vincent troubles.Please note that this is afinalchaotic's friend who is writing it,thx.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Final Fantasy VII: A Valentine Christmas by savinglifelessness reviews
Everyone gets together for Christmas! Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Streams Join to Become Rivers by 1sniperwolf reviews
If a persons life is a stream, then when they meet the person they are meant for, they become a river. But sometimes those streams split again. Now entering the Dirge of Cerberus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
The New Hope Players by starfishbeliever reviews
After Kel returns from Steadfast, Tobe and the citizens of New Hope decide to lend their still single commander a hand in the romance area, and what a better time to do it than Midwinter? KD, EDITED 09/2009
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Kel & Dom: 50 Themes by Emmegan reviews
A collection of shorts chronicling the relationship of our beloved Kel and Dom. There are actually 53 themes, because I went overboard... Enjoy!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
When Heart rules over Mind by Jessica Holmes reviews
CloTi. An original concept after another. You will look on the game differently after this, seeing more characters you never knew were there...plus one hell of a climax. Enjoy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Feelings by theclarinetchica reviews
[COMPLETE!] Raoul was Tortall's most confirmed bachelor...until he was unintentionally set up by Kel. He does the same for two of his friends, but will it work out? They both have a duty to the crown, and are soon sent out into the field...lots of KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,289 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Tortall, Kelandry, Dom - Complete
Where Angels Lie by Simplicit1 reviews
VincentYuffie romance. Can it be tru dat Vincent has fallen in love wit another? A human..something in which he is not. When does love have a limit? Is there a borderline that cant be crossed?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 8/10/2001 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
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Senior Year reviews
AU, all human. Bella moves back to forks for her senior year to live with her father and twin brother Emmett. She has to deal with normal high school and having a crush on one of the cutest people, and her best friend, Edward. BxE ExR JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2008
Avalanche reviews
AU. An alien race is trying to take over the planet and destroy it in the progree. The president is being compromised and the fate of the world rest in AVALANCHE's hands. Beware swearing, you all know Cid. CxT YxV CxS BxE ZxA RxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Birthday Wishes reviews
Yuffie wants to get everyone together for her birthday. But with a wedding in the way and feelings she has to face it gets a little crazy. Yuffietine, Cloti, a little lemon and swearing because of cid!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Surprises reviews
The SGC gets a new commander, General O'Neill. They encounter some interesting things but also find new relationships. JS, DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Cerberus reviews
Vincent, Cloud and Zack are all rockstars in a band that decide they should go to school for their senior year. Their lives are crazy because of being famous but because of the secret they hold. Yuffietine, Cloti, Zerith. Don't own anything i mention!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Gift reviews
The story of Yuffie's nine months of being pregnant. Of course is it Vincent's kid!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Queen Of The Lifesavers
This is a spoof off of Lord of The Rings. THis group of people are trying to get to Doomdor so they can create more lifesavers because there is only one pack left puls it's the best candy on the planet. They encounter many interesting things on the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,657 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007
A Much Needed Vacation reviews
Ellen books a three week vacation in the Bahamas for all of them. Dean gets to see a lot more of Jo and wonders about his feelings towards her. DeanJo, they are sooo cute!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Dean W.