zypherblaze
 Author has written 7 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Soul Eater, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Twilight, Avengers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Age: older than yesterday, younger than tommorrow;) Gender: Female Location: sunshine state (although i wish it wasn't so damn sunny) ): likes:nice people, action/adventure movies, traveling, daydreaming, anything gothic, mythology, and the 80's, just to name a few. dislikes: annoying perky people(not all of them), annoying preppy people(some are ok), competition,camp rock, High school musical, and all that crap. Fav. Bands: Nickelback, Hinder, Saving Abel, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Theory of a Deadman, Saliva, Three days grace, Seether, Skillet, Onerepublic, The Vitamin String Quartet, there's more i just can't remember now. T.v Shows: Terra Nova, The Riches, Nine lives of Chloe King, Jane by Design, Bunheads, Falling Skies, Baby Daddy, Switched at birth, Doctor Who, Ruby and the Rockets,Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Golden Girls, Xiaolin Showdown, Powerpuff Girls, Avatar the last airbender, Modern Family, and Soul Eater. Quotes "Procrastinators of the world unite... tomorrow." " history was written by those who hanged the heroes." - braveheart " the great pleasure in life is doing whay people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot " the world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." - Albert Einstein " The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitue for life." - Andrew Brown " We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst." - William Hill " end prejudice, hate everyone." " all that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke " The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear." - Silvetris " Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien " While I thought i was learning how to live, i have been learning how to die." - Leonardo Da Vinci " Hell is the possibility of sanity." - Daria " if no evil had existed in this world, men would have never dreamt of divinity." - Paul Henri Thiry " Evil draws men together." - Aristotle " death destroys a man, the idea of death saves him." - E.M. Forester " If i die, i forgive you. if i recover, we shall see." - spanish proverb " you can be a king or a street sweeper, but everbody dances with the Grim Reaper." - Robert Alton Harris " Between two evils, i always pick the one i've never tried before." - Mae West "man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen." - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne " i have often thought upon death, and i find it the least of all evils." - Sir Francis Bacon " We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it." - The Breakfast Club "Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." -Salvador Dali "Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die." Salvador Dali "The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."- Salvador Dali "At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since." - Salvador Dali Couples: ButchXBubbles - Powerpuff girls BrickXBubbles - Powerpuff girls RaimundoXKimiko - Xiaolin showdown RedX/Raven - Teen Titans HaileyXJake - troop AangXToph - Avatar DannyXSam - Danny Phantom TuckerXJazz - Danny phantom SoulxMaka - Soul Eater BlackStarxTsubaki - Soul Eater MakaxKid - Soul Eater MariexStein - Soul Eater My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) sierra If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, Ruby Remembrance, zypherblaze If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' Say the word "cow" after each word: Now say the word "cow" before and after each word: Now read from the bottom up: A cheetah wouldn't cheat but a Tiger Wood. You Say Pink One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. Female Come Backs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together 25 reasons i owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that's why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) for the people who hate stereo types: if you think people should shut up and stop put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY,so I MUST be anorexic. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Always remember that you are absolutely positively unique. Just like everyone else. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK." Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. Learn the rules so you can break them properly. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Life is like a haircut. Some are long, some are short. Some are good, some are bad... and some people really need to get one. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Reality is for people who lack imagination. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Be nice to your kids. They'll chose your nursing home If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Can't stand me? Then sit down. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents. DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!" I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I reject your reality and substitute my own. We're too young to know that some things are impossible. We do them anyway How is it possible to have a civil war? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three 95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!" |
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