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Author has written 7 stories for Phantom Stallion, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. It you have ever called your teacher mom copy this into your profile If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile If you like my storys copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten your hair caught in a bush during your brother's wedding- aw why do i even bother

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is when your talking to someone about something and then pause for a second and forget what you were saying and start talking about something else. Crazy is when you text someone a question, they answer, you forget what you asked and think you asked them something else, and you get in this huge fight over nothing at all. Crazy is when your entire door is filled with pictures of Taylor Lautner, and your mom asks you why, and you answer, "Because he's my husband." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (well then shouldnt i be dead now?...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page


Put this on your profile to stop racism !!

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Even I am eat-able, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumby?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Copy and Paste! (Well, I think there are some up above, so...yeah.)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice, Bichonluvr, swimluver, buccaneergirl12

If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I always hated the dentist. And the orthodontist and anybody in my mouth. That's why!)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just one review, copy and paste this into your profile.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Silent Song by Cocoa987 reviews
Her name is Catherine. She's just a scared little girl." The Cullens adopt expecting another family member. Catherine is looking for a place to feel safe. Both quickly realize that all is not what it seems. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,796 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Your Personal Sun by Captain Tauriel reviews
As Jacob is in his death bed, he writes this poem to Bella, which he gives to Edward to deliver it to her. It is basically all of his love for her wrapped up in one big blanket of a sappy poem lol. I hope you like it, this is for all the Bella/Jakers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Waiting for Tomorrow by PrincessAlica reviews
First attempt at GWTW fanfiction. This is my first try at a sequel to Gone With the Wind. It begins the morning after Gone With the Wind ends. not completely book compliant It is now complete. I hope you all enjoy it. Thanks for letting me share
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,724 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Undecided by shattered-picture-frame reviews
When Edward won't change Bella, she cheats on him with Jacob. Then, Edward leaves.does she really love Jacob? I CHANGED THE PLOT MWAHAHA. because i didn't want it to be another 'ed leaves, bella gets changed...finds him blah'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Escaping the Gallows by Que-The-Music reviews
A girl is falsly accused of piracy and is condemed to the gallows, but when she escapes, she stows away on a ship. Only to find more than she bargined for.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Nuts by Contraltissimo reviews
[[[DISOWNED; left up as a courtesy]]] Jack spends too much time in one place... and things start to get a little crazy. Rated T if you're British.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Silver Rain by Dragee reviews
A silvery cream filly is seen near war drum flats. The filly is fast and spirited. No one knows who she is or where she came from. Linc Slocum doesn’t care and wants the filly for his ranch, but the Phantom seems drawn to the cream filly also...
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005
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Solstice reviews
My own ending to Eclipse, where Bella ends up with Jacob. What will happen now? Imprinting, returning vampires, violence, and other drama await!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Real Thing reviews
What if Emmett’s love for Rosalie wasn’t real? What if it was just a thing of habit, and he didn’t even know it? And what if he met a werewolf who showed him the real thing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Waiting in the Wings reviews
A calmer response from Jacob about the upcoming wedding post Eclipse, pre-Renesme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Hoist the Colors reviews
After Kiley is captured by the Black Pearl, she is taken to an island in search of a certain valuable gem. Love, peril, truth, and many other things await her there. story much better than summary.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Talk to the Sky reviews
PREVIOUSLY UNDECISION Jake confesses his love to Sam, who is undecided on her feelings for him. When she finally makes up her mind, how will the weary Jake respond? COMPLETE
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
I Lied reviews
Songfic to the song "I'd Lie" by Taylor Swift. Elizabeth thinks about Jack. I'm not really Sparrabeth, but it just sort of worked out
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Everything to Lose reviews
A oneshot Sam and Jake fight, and Sam says something she wouldn't have said in her right mind. Sake, duh.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete