Author has written 7 stories for Phantom Stallion, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. It you have ever called your teacher mom copy this into your profile If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile If you like my storys copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten your hair caught in a bush during your brother's wedding- aw why do i even bother
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is when your talking to someone about something and then pause for a second and forget what you were saying and start talking about something else. Crazy is when you text someone a question, they answer, you forget what you asked and think you asked them something else, and you get in this huge fight over nothing at all. Crazy is when your entire door is filled with pictures of Taylor Lautner, and your mom asks you why, and you answer, "Because he's my husband." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (well then shouldnt i be dead now?...)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and paste this to your page
A BLACK MAN WENT INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLOURED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!" BUT YOU SIR!... "WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!" "WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!" "WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!" "WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!" "WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!" "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DISS MY COLOUR!" THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
Put this on your profile to stop racism !!
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
Although not familiar
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Even I am eat-able, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumby?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
Copy and Paste! (Well, I think there are some up above, so...yeah.)
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice, Bichonluvr, swimluver, buccaneergirl12
If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I always hated the dentist. And the orthodontist and anybody in my mouth. That's why!)
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just one review, copy and paste this into your profile.
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