Author has written 34 stories for Digimon, Prince of Tennis, Shugo Chara!, Twilight, Hana Yori Dango, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Glee, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
Hi, I'm writing these stories because I'm bored. send me a message or read/review to one of my stories if you think you're more bored than I am.
You know you live in 2000+ when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice I skipped number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
I got the above list (except the stuff below the this line) from sunflowers. i take no credit for it...I just laughed so hard I had to put it in by bio!
Hey, right now I'm working on the digimon fanfic that I actually have a reasonable start on, and two PoT fanfics. I admit it...I'm totally addicted to Pot...I guess that's what they meant by 92 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot! Except PoT is an anime show... oh well!
My Christmas List:
From Prince of Tennis:
From Shugo Chara:
From Vampire Knight:
Note: I read a lot of manga and I get like totally lost and confused a lot. So I probably forgot a whole lot of hotties. If you think I missed one, message me!
Okay, this is a huge list of stuff I busted a gut laughing at. This portion is stolen from Deal-wit-it.
But if you want to bust a gut laughing, read the profile. Trust me on this one.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten inuyashas-blooming-rose If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten inuyashas-blooming-rose
If you have an army of blue snails with battle axes at your command copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever climbed up a down escalator and SUCCEDED, put this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen down doing that (see above...), put this on your profile.
My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
Larxene II (www.fanfiction.net/~larxeneii)
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).
I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
Stormi Skyes Weathers
I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.
I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.
I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.
I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.
I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.
I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.
I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.
I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.
I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.
I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I live in Detroit, Chicago, or L.A, therefore I MUST be ghetto.
Im Jewish, therefore I must be smart.
Im always smileing and silly, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I dislike most romace novles, therefore I MUST not believe in true love.
My penname is scarcastic, therefore I MUST be an Asshole.
I dont talk about boys 24-7 therefore I MUST be a lesbian.
~Added by Deal-wit-it
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.~
ONLY IN AMERICA (I'm a citizen so I don't count as a hater XD)
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house quicker than an ambulence.
Only in America... are there handycap parking infront of a skating rink.
Only in America... do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back to get their perscriptions while healthy people can buy their cigaretes up front.
Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America... do banks leave their doors open, then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put all our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and have call screening so we won't miss calls we didn't want to take in the first place.
Only in America... do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in eight.
Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well. 'poli' in Latin meaning many, and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.
Only in America... do we have drive up ATMs with Braille lettering.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere, Deal-wit-it, inuyashas-blooming-rose,
REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY TONGUE OFF!! and that I stole from Stratosphere
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.
No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.
The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."
The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it."
The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."
The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it."
They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said,
I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.
I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
Ones added by other people:
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
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