Earendilion
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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1291123, Profile Updated: 08-15-09
Author has written 21 stories for Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Pseudonym: Earendilion

Fandoms: Tolkien, various others

General Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, plots, etc. featured in my fanfictions. All rights to Tolkien and others.

I do not write Mary-sues, slash, or smut. I neither read nor appreciate the latter two. I will read Mary-sues to help the author.

I applaud and welcome severe, critical reviews. I do not believe in one-liners. My sole desire is to improve. Nevertheless, all reviews are welcome.

Thank you to those, both named and anonymous, who have read faithfully. Particular thanks to those of you who have reviewed. Particularly Calenlass Greenleaf - you are very much appreciated.

Please PM me with any questions, comments, or complaints. I am open to prompts and requests, and welcome a challenge.

Thanks for your time, and happy writing.

Note 11.5.08

Hello, there! Yes, I am still alive! Unfortunately, the world is a busy place, and fanfiction does not always feature most prominently in my life, though I miss it dearly. I have also decided to employ the policy of no works-in-progress after a rather discouraging experience with The Fall of Imladris. But never fear! I still have some tricks up my sleeve. Here is a quick "preview" of the works to come:

Faith of Our Fathers:

It is Numenor, the Second Age. Amandil has recently been banished to Romenna, along with the majority of the Faithful. A few remain behind in secret to act as spies in Armenelos and the courts of the King in the hopes of keeping their cause alive and their leader informed. But the King's Men are rapidly gaining power and influence under the watchful eye of the Chief Councilor to Ar-Pharazon, and the spies' numbers are dwindling at an alarming pace. Disturbing news comes of the Councilor's latest policies, fresh accounts of treason are unearthed, and the nation falls further and further into darkness. Arveldis, part spy and part scribe in the House of the King, can only watch in silent anxiety and pass along her dark reports to Romenna. But she has unwittingly caught the Councilor's eye, and it may soon be too late both for one of the last Faithful spies and Numenor itself.

Oh Captain, My Captain:

The world has changed. The War of Wrath is over, leaving the land transformed and unrecognizable. Still fresh out of boyhood, Elrond finds himself on the western shore, cut away from every tie he has ever known and left only with a single purpose: to find the Noldorin King, Gil-galad, and though he has never paid homage to the strange Kings of the North, he obeys. And so, by the mercies of a cold and sharp-tongued sea-captain, he barters passage to Lindon, where he begins his new life. In Lindon, Elrond enters the service of the King, and as he grows, finds himself assailed with fresh challenges: a new mentor, a King to whom he owes his allegiance, life in the court, power and authority he never wanted, and ultimately the question of his own moral compass.

MUSE:

Canon, Incorporated has a problem. Canon itself, the great force that dictates their universe, is finally fed up with worldly interferences.
The fabric between Reality and Canon begins to tear, allowing Canon to fight back and send creatures from its dimension into Reality. Most of these creatures are dangerous, many of them deadly, and Canon, Inc. cannot afford to be discovered. And so the Tolkien Division takes it upon itself to start a program - an experiment, really - called the Muse Project. The Muse Project bonds Canonically aware humans of Reality with Canonical characters themselves to create elite teams, or Squads, all for the purpose of damage control. But there may be more dangers in these bonds than are immediately evident, dangers that not only jeopardize Canon, Inc., but also threaten to, in the wrong hands, unravel the delicate fabrics of both Canon and Reality.

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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
The OTHER Lays of Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
The Lays JRR Tolkien did not write for very good reasons. Part Eight: The Harp and Other Poems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*MEFA 2010 nominee!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Destination Unknown by Adir Al-Assad reviews
Agent Pendergast and Corrie Swanson go road-tripping. Destination is irrelevant; it is the journey that accounts for the most. Takes place roughly a couple of years after the events of Still Life With Crows.
Pendergast series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Corrie S., A. Pendergast - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Balrogs by Clodia reviews
Ca. 1000 TA, Glorfindel finds himself unexpectedly alive and on a ship to Middle-earth in the company of five not-quite-Men. Where next? Imladris, of course... MEFA 2010 Second Place in Genres: Character Study: Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Glorfindel - Complete
Light Fingers by Aearwen22 reviews
The story of the lives of the Sons of Elrond after the end of the Ring War, as seen through the eyes of a child of Minas Tirith who has lost almost everything. Rated for short scene of threatened violence against a child at beginning of first chapter only
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,376 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Torturing Passion For Light by Muse of Madness reviews
Fëanor, his life, his sickness, his curse. His tale interpreted through the prism of rebellion and freethought, for this madman of a genius deserves more than being defined only by the plain standards of good and evil.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008
The Eagles are Coming by Thundera Tiger reviews
A small AU regarding a slightly different turn of events during the chaos of the Battle of Five Armies. Features primarily Erestor with appearances from Bilbo, Glorfindel, Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan, and Elrohir. Warning: Dark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Erestor - Complete
Unrepentant by spacellamaprincess reviews
Susan, 21st c. reporter, braves Mandos to interview the Greatest Elf Ever. Feanor, of course.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
A Winter Night by Maethril Aranel reviews
A lonely king loses himself in the night, in guilt, in change, and finally in the eyes of those he loves. Vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Another Choice by JunoMagic reviews
This story is a spin-off of my Elrond-centric stories. It ties in loosely with 'A Choice of Love and Life', though it obviously takes place a few thousand years later than that story. Elrond-OFC. On hiatus until further notice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Elrond
I Have an Idea by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Aragorn and a companion sneak into dangerous territory. Rating is for very mild language and nongraphic mention of adult themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
History Lessons: The Third Age by Nilmandra reviews
The events of the War of the Ring as seen from Elrond's perspective, with remembrances into the earlier years of the Third Age. Ch. 18: The Ringbearers take the Straight Road. Elrond is reunited with Celebrian, and Gandalf's mission is completed. Story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,721 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
Enchain by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Aragorn, Elrond, Twins, Erestor, Glorfindel. Danger comes from many sources. Some familiar, some forgotten. Some never recognized until it is too late.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,930 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Aragorn, Elrohir
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
A Friday by Neige reviews
Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Elrond's Surgery by Quickbeam29 reviews
When Arwen brings Frodo back, stabbed and looking inebriated, it is up to the skills of Elrond to save him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
A Lone Child by Etharei reviews
A day of bonding between a young Estel and Master Elrond of Imladris, with a side-dish of a person from the past. Multi-part ficlet. [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Celebrian by Lasgalendil reviews
Glorfindel catches a glimpse of the depth of the love between Elrond and his wife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Elrond
Celebrian's Tale by Windborn reviews
While wandering through Rivendell, Frodo and Merry overhear the Elves singing a lament for Celebrian.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Complete
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Mistress Gilraen by AfterEver reviews
Recently relocated to Rivendell after Arathorn's death, Gilraen discovers exactly what price is due for the fabled hospitality of Elrond Peredhil. And it is not what she suspected. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
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And Then I Found Five Dollars reviews
A collection of random, pointless anecdotes of Middle-earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009
The Elflord: A Ballad reviews
Some people are just too hot to handle – an entirely too raunchy moment in the Last Homely House. T for thematic elements, but no smut.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
The Cache reviews
A winter's evening of companionship, repartee, reminiscing, and absolutely nothing in the Last Homely House.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Violet Hill reviews
They are besieged. It is one of the most frigid winters Imladris has ever encountered. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and insanity is in the eye of the beholder.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Elrond, Celebrian - Complete
Seventy Times Seven reviews
One is never too old to forgive, but for the Eldar, time and the inevitable march on despite age… and forgiveness. Elrond. A tragedy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
The Whelp reviews
Not everyone is as willing as Celegorm to accept the newest addition to the family. Oneshot, pre-Silmarils.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Fall of Imladris reviews
What would have happened to Imladris if Frodo had failed? AU. Elrond PoV. Warning: angst, gore, disturbing images, violence. T
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007
Nolite Timere reviews
Young Estel wakes from a nightmare and is comforted by his family and a little story telling. Mentions of violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
A Pirate Looks at Forty reviews
A more serious look at Jack's character as he faces the inevitable. Brief, mild language, and vague mentions of thematic elements.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Silver and Ebony reviews
Glorfindel looks back on his part in the courtship of Elrond and Celebrían.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Promise reviews
Finwë made Fëanáro a promise he couldn't keep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Goodbye, Fred reviews
A final farewell to Fred Weasley from his twin. DH spoilers. Brief, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Brave reviews
An series of oneshots concerning Elrond and Elros with the theme 'brave.'
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2007
Narë Olwa
Nerdanel considers what has become of her after Fëanáro and his actions. Poem. Title in Quenya.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Awkward Questions reviews
Estel is asking a rather disconcerting question, and none of his male family members seem to be able to answer it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Bedtime reviews
Feanor does the rounds before going to bed. PreSilmarils.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The Council of Pippin reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The Last Laugh reviews
Postwar. At the hands of their little brother, Elladan and Elrohir learn that revenge is very, very sweet. Between K and T for thematic elements. It's pretty mild, though. Nominated for the 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
You Are My Sunshine reviews
Songfic. Oneshot. Elrond thinks about Celebrian.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Elrond - Complete
Tiny One reviews
Feanor meets someone very special for the first time.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Blood Tears reviews
Inspired by Blind Guardian's song Blood Tears. Maedhros's thoughts during his captivity. T for angst and some language.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete