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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1291196, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 13 stories for Les Miserables, Harry Potter, Dracula, Sweeney Todd, Elisabeth, and Rebecca.

~ I finally realized that I was unfit for everything, so I became a poet. Notre Dame de Paris ~

Most of these pieces have been discontinued because I hate my old writing with a passion but haven't the heart to delete it. I've just realized that I've been on FFN for almost five years now--three on this account, and haven't improved much at all. Depressing, non?

I've something of an obsessive personality. Just now the objects of my fixation are Axis Powers: Hetalia and Elisabeth: das Musical. I can't recommend either enough. I've also got a rather alarming affinity for Victor Hugo, Stephen Sondheim, and some assorted books, films, and stage plays.

~ Hetalia ~

EnglandxAmerica is by far my favorite pairing for the series. Yes, in that order. I suppose USxUK is nice too, but I'm a fervent England roleplayer (with an absurdly pounderous headcanon), and UKxUS has always been more intriguing for me. Take England's personality, for starters. I've developed him as calculating, manipulative, and controlling, with a bit of a sadistic streak. Not to mention possessive. Just look at his history, at the British Empire! I have history on my side when I say that the blushing, helpless, innocent uke thing doesn't really work with me for Arthur Kirkland. Actually, it kind of ticks me off. Don't get me wrong! America-on-top is perfectly alright (I've read some brilliant pieces) as long as it's not coupled with super-submissive!England. Unless he's playing mind games. Because he would. Oh, and excessively describing England with adjectives generally applied to young women and making him burst into tears and wait to be rescued every time America insults him is also annoying. Come on! He was a punk, a pirate, and the greatest power in the world. Sure he's emotional(ly unstable) sometimes. But it doesn't make him a weepy victim.

Ah, that's my rant. But I feel I should mention that I'm also a bit of a Churchill fangirl. Which is sort of where the UKxUSxUK came from.

“I avail myself with relief of the opportunity of speaking to the people of the United States. I do not know how long such liberties will be allowed. The stations of uncensored expression are closing down; the lights are going out…”

"Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt: Put your confidence in us... We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle, nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job."

"I want no criticism of America at my table. The Americans criticize themselves more than enough."

On second thought, I'll take France, America, Canada, and England in any couple, threesome, or foursome. I just happen to be a UKxUS addict. (Oh, and EnglandxCanada always seems to involve dubcon, Stolckholm Syndrome, and manipulation for me.) But that's mostly what I read and write...assuming I ever do get around to posting some of my work.

AustriaxHungary is something I like on principle, and was delighted to find canon. The Empire is probably my single largest historical interest, thanks to Elisabeth, so I've was captivated by the pair of them before I'd even heard of Hetalia. I think they genuinely do love each other very much, and they have the potential to be breathtakingly tragic or absolutely adorable.

PrussiaxCanada is a pairing I got into quite by accident through roleplaying. Without my realizing, my Canada fell in love with a friend's (brilliantly awesome) Prussia. As they'd conversed, we'd already scoffed at the idea that we'd start shipping them--and ended up being rather wrong about that. They just seem like the sort who'd get on very well together, and their lack of historical baggage strikes me as a blessing.

GermanyxItaly. I still don't understand how anyone can not love this pairing. It's the reason I watch/read the series instead of just the fic. They're the quintessential "Odd Couple," and despite my nagging fears that Italy is someday going to give Germany a heart attack, I really admire how much they care for each other.

~ Other Fandoms ~

Elisabeth (aka The Best Thing Ever) DeathxElisabeth and DeathxRudolf win out here. I find the power struggle of the first absolutely thrilling and the tragic progression of the second heartwrenching. Especially because I don't get the impression that Death genuinely cares for Rudolf at all, beyond the obvious connection to his mother. I'm also quite a FranzxElisabeth fan (blame one too many Sissi films, even if she should have ditched him for Andrassy). And DeathxLucheni. Anything involving Lucheni. Actually, if it involves Elisabeth at all, I'll read it.

Dracula (the book, the stage play, the musicals, and...not the 1992 movie) You can find me on several other sites, including LJ, as minavanhelsing, and yes, I am professing a pairing preference. DraculaxMina has never really done it for me (if there was ever an example of fandom spoiling an interesting idea), but I am fervently devoted to and fascinated by Van HelsingxMina. I'd say he's definitely attracted to her...Her intelligence and courage startle him, and he's felt alone far too long in a marriage with someone he cannot help. For her part, I think she respects him immensely, but I doubt he's ever allow himself to take advantage of that...I'm also a fan of DraculaxJonathan, JonathanxMina, LucyxSewardxLucy...Anything that's not DraculaxMina, really. I just get so annoyed when people point at that ridiculous movie and say he 'loves' her. If he 'loved' anyone in the canon, it would have been Lucy. He only took Mina to get back at Van Helsing, Jonathan and co. for Lucy's destruction, in my mind.

Rebecca (the book, the movie, the musical) I'm actually a really, really big supporter of FrankxIch (FrankxNarrator), though, once again, because the fandom is so small, I'll welcome any Rebecca fiction with open arms. Frank is the sort of man she needs...He understands her crippling shyness because he himself is shy; he doesn't brush it off as Maxim does. Maxim is also kind of an emotionally abusive jerk. I think Frank loves her (in the novel, he definitely acts like it), but being the type of person he is ("Frank-ish", in the narrator's words), he'd never, never act on it, especially as Maxim's best friend. Bring on the MaximxRebecca, RebeccaxDanvers, FavellxNarrator...Hell, I even started in on a FavellxFrank one day, just to cure my writer's block. The premise wasn't bad, either. But I'm too lazy to write it...

Harry Potter (because everyone who's read it ships something) LupinxTonks is my personal favorite...I've always had a thing for those melancholy OlderxYounger pairings that end in a bittersweet way. If you can't tell from the rest of my profile. Yeah, I ship HarryxGinny and RonxHermione. Woo for canon. I love canon!HP. Let's see...VoldemortxBellatrix, SnapexLily...Oh, and TomxGinny. Because I'm mildly interested in twisted things, too. If you couldn't already tell...

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Sailor Boy by BeBopALula reviews
The adventures and trials of Anthony Hope, from his often-unhappy youth to his daring rescue of the killer Sweeney Todd to his troubled courtship of Johanna Barker. Warnings inside. Reviews are much appreciated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,136 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
Burt Hummel's Guide to Raising a Teenage Son by AnisaLee reviews
At the insistence of his son-in-law - aka: Blaine, Burt writes a book based on his experiences raising Kurt and handling the everyday of having a teenage son who just happens to be gay. Spoilers through season 3. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Edge of Glory by foraworldundeserving reviews
It started out simple. A few words, carelessly thrown into conversation. Then the explosion came. '"Nothing I am saying appears to be penetrating your skull!" "I think I'll be on my way to find someone better."' Collab with SquirrelzAttack
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,384 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Murderess by Amata le Fay reviews
Alternate-Universe. "So be it!" she laughed. "Let everyone know what I've become! Ten people are dead because of Vera Elizabeth Claythorne!" That's right, Vera. Not Wargrave. Vera.
And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Ich Bin Ein Frankfurter: A Counterfactual History by Krankovich reviews
Set in an alternate universe where the German and Italian revolutions of 1848 play out differently, this story tells the tale of how the fall of a single man could have changed the fate of the world forever. N.ItalyxGermany, among others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Ou Mort by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
During his Revolution, Francis has a conversation with Death. Now a two-shot, with a new chapter from Death's perspective. Read and review, please.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - France - Complete
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Why are we friends with these people? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by EB91 reviews
After a very drunken one night stand, Mark faces the challanges of raising a child on his own. Rating changed to T. Warning - Brief sex in the beginning. Everything belongs to Jonathan Larson, minus characters I created.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
Renaissance by Canadino reviews
Post WW2. "When I see you again," Italy said, "I want to hold your hand and never let go." Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Elisabeth: a Modern Love Story by xoxoMandieRosexoxo reviews
The classic tale of Death falling tragically in love with the beautiful Elisabeth of Bavaria comes to the 21st Century. As a young girl, Sisi comes face to face with the God of Death, resulting in a timeless and tragic love that'll last for all eternity.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Empires of Flesh by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
.alternate universe. ; .Austria/Hungary. ; A tale of how an Empire rose and fell, of how two people fell in love, and of how Roderich Edelstein was utterly unprofessional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Blade of Madness by Shedemei reviews
Sweeney Todd desperately wants his Lucy back. Mrs. Lovett insists that madness can kill a person just as a razor can. Gradual Sweenett. Complete!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,599 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Per Amore by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
Sometime in 1942--Italy's a lover, not a fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gypsy Eye, Wolf Eye by 2AddersFanged reviews
Claude Frollo abducts Esmeralda, and a power struggle ensues. Based loosely upon Victor Hugo’s characters from his novel Notre Dame de Paris.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006
The demon's nightmare by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When a man comes to the pie shop, very interested in Mrs. Lovett, she quickly falls for the handsome stranger. She doesn't realize that Sweeney recognizes the look the man gives her; a look he gives his own victims, a look of wanting to see there blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Revenge by Perfume reviews
Der Tod is visited by his sister, La Mort. Is this a wise meeting? An ending to the Das Musical, Elisabeth. Der Tod/Elisabeth
Elisabeth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Four for Dinner by Abarero reviews
He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2009 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Seven Sins by The Lady Elrond reviews
A series of Joker/Batman drabbles. Slash, implied Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Unwind by Assimbya reviews
A retelling of the novel as a myth or fairy tale.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Johnathan Harker, Lucy Westenra, Mina Harker, Dracula - Complete
An Opera with Skyscrapers and Waffles by Theater Raven reviews
A crossover with The Producers. Max and Leo are trying to find another flop for Broadway. They soon stumble upon something Erik would have liked to remain hidden.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Erik - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Fantasies, His and Hers by EverTheDreamer reviews
Sunset Boulevard. Both their faces are flashing in his mind. One moment, it's Betty. Then, Norma. Betty, Norma, Betty, Norma; until he doesn't know who he's making love to anymore. My interpretations are based on the World Premiere Cast with Patti LuPone.
Sunset Boulevard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Godspeed by Bialy reviews
Dustfinger makes the choice to help Silvertongue escape, but that's easier said than done. Oneshot, takes place alongside ch19 of Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Sad by BluePeople reviews
Fluffy, mostly innocent Death/Rudolf scenes. WARNING: character death.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Scream by kamelion reviews
Mark captures more on his camera than he bargains for, and pays the price. Language. MarkRogerCollins friendship with appearances by the others.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Fanteeney Todd by LesMisLoony reviews
Fantine is alive, and has returned to Paris to seek Cosette. After beginning an odd partnership with a certain Inspector she swears she will avenge the late Madeleine by offing Thenardier and Montparnasse. Warnings for violence and a teensy bit of slash
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fantine - Complete
A Lesson in Economics by Verity Strange reviews
What were they thinking, anyway? Could they keep it up forever? Because, you know, eventually they would run out of supplies. After all, there are only so many men in London... Set in an alternate universe, creepy as that sounds.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Better Left Unsaid by Ixidor Alucard reviews
Maxim reflects on how he really feels about his wife. One-shot.
Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Lovely Bones by Emily Waters reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. Those who had fought on the side of light had been given the Dementor's Kiss. They are nothing but empty, soulless shells...The-Boy-Who-Lived, Draco snorts. What a joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue by Mordred reviews
Elizabeth's final monologue, seven years after the Trials.
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Cat by Theater Raven reviews
This is 'Cat', as in the singular for feline. Not the plural. Get it? Good. I don’t want any confusion. Now that we have that out of the way, I can tell my story." Otto, Andrew Lloyd Webber's cat, has come back from the dead to tell his side of things.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Zillah the Witch by Curlycurlz reviews
It is said that, years after the end of the witch hunt, Abigail Williams turned up working as a whore in Boston. In this oneshot, Abigail entertains a client under her assumed identity, Zillah the Witch.
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Opposing Heart by Emilie Rose reviews
Short, disconnected piece in which Grantaire rambles about his two loves.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
The Stoli Scandal by TheYummyPencil reviews
Mark discovers a fiercely inebriated Mimi and, obviously, hidden emotions come to light. For R.I.P Casey Calvert, who requested more fluff...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
Rainbow Magic by The Reviews Lounge reviews
[William Wordsworth: My heart leaps up when I behold, a rainbow in the sky] This is a Reviews Lounge forum project, consisting of oneshots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the word rainbow. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,037 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
The Law Hath Slept: Now 'tis Awake by Assimbya reviews
After the ending of the story, Mina, Jonathan, Jack and Arthur find that the government has finally decided to take an interest in their recent actions. And, veiwed under the cold scrutiny of the court, those actions may not seem so reasonable. [Warning for sexual and physical violence.] [note: no longer being updated.]
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Mina Harker, Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Dr. Seward, Johnathan Harker
The Many Woes of a Casting Director by Clara Courfeyrac reviews
This is something I wrote during the crazy casting stuff in the Les Mis Revival in May and June. What would happen if the book characters tried out for their parts in the musical? Please read and review!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Vendredi Bizarre by The Lark reviews
Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Valjean, Javert
Deux anges by LesMisLoony reviews
This is what happens when I TRY to write my favourite crack!pairing, Cosette and Montparnasse. Weirdly amusing where it should have been dark and chilling. Whatever. Horror and Humour? Sure.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Cosette, Montparnasse - Complete
June 30 by Splintered Star reviews
Jonathan Harker spent many nights in the Count's castle, haunted by the night demons... A missing journal entry. Stroker's Bookverse, implied slash.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
xXoCeaNRoMaNCeLoVeXx by xXWiLLTuRNeRSMiSTReSSXx by illogical squeeks reviews
There are Shippers! Typos! Pairings! And, of course, Mary Sues! Jack, Will and the gang have to fight for survival in the worst fanfiction ever to blind innocent people browing the site! The epic tale is COMPLETE! w00tage!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Eleven Years Later by JKButcher reviews
This is my version of the epilogue from Deathly Hallows, and thus contains spoilers from that book. If you were a bit disappointed by the epilogue in the book, I'd urge you to give mine a try. I'm going to try and wrap up as many loose ends as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,474 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
Maybe It Was by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Lupincentric. Set in Book 7, and contains SPOILERS, so DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK! Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The End of Normal by The First Noelle reviews
A five year old boy with a fascination with the moon meets a creature that is just as fascinated. That encounter will change his life forever, and not for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Hallucination by S. Meech reviews
Plagued by nightmares, Ralph seeks out his old nemesis Jack when he learns that Jack has been placed in a mental institution. Warnings: slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Curiosity by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus has always been curious about Lily Evans, but kept his distance. Now, he wants to do nothing of the sort. RLLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eleven Shots by nine miles to go reviews
“I feel as though I'd be shooting a flower.” At least one of the National Guardsmen had mercy. HAPPY BARRICADE DAY.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Enjolras - Complete
Waiting for Wowbagger by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Arthur is having a bad dream. At least, he thinks he is. In fact, it seems to be turning into a good dream, much against his wishes. But then again... ZaphodArthur, ZaphodFord, FordArthur hurrah!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,043 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Assimbya reviews
AU. Mina and Renfield, both having hindered the Count's plans, are imprisoned together. [Warning for implied violence and sexual assault.]
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Mina Harker, Renfield - Complete
Threadbare by The Clarineteer reviews
Mark is in love. This displeases someone, someone who has always been with him. How could you toss me away like I'm nothing?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Mark C. - Complete
No One You Can Save by Meddow reviews
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are trapped in a room as the moon moves through its phases. RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Living by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
[Bram Stoker's Dracula] A forbidden moment between Vlad and Mina.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Terminal Point of Addiction by Maidenjedi reviews
How Bellatrix became his, and never looked back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Side of the Sun by Assimbya reviews
AU. What would have happened if no one had believed Van Helsing? What would have been different? What would have been the same? Novella length.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Lovely by AMarguerite reviews
[Into the Woods] The Baker discovers his wife's moment in the woods, Cinderella ceases to be a princess, Jack offers to be a Prince, and Little Red Riding Hood asks an uncomfortable question. Baker Cinderella.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life by Jetamors reviews
In an exclusive to the Quibbler, Rita Skeeter reveals the seamy underside of Hogwarts life. UmbridgeEverybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Barber and His Neighbor by Lady Bedivere reviews
A crossover of Sweeney Todd and Les Miserables. Javert fakes his death, flees to England, and makes an unexpected friend of the barber down the street. Improbable, but makes for an interesting read.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Awrooooo! by Jobey in Error reviews
Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Dance of the Damned by IvoryRaven2 reviews
“You know, I think I liked you better as the poor, naïve filmmaker.”
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Mark C., Alexi D. - Complete
Leroux: Condensed by The Lark reviews
The original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Staring by Guardian Demon reviews
Ford stares at the stars. Arthur stares at Ford. What are they looking for? Set a few days before the first book- and it's slashy, ooh! PG-13 (when in doubt, raise the rating.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
An Early Transgression by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Mild slash between Claude Frollo and an unreciprocating Pierre Gringoire, circa 1474. Frollo and Gringoire aged 27 and 18, respectively.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2003 - C. Frollo, P. Gringoire - Complete
The Consequences by The Scorpion reviews
What if...Christine was a bad little ingenue one day and Erik got REALLY pissed off? A short phic that explores the extreme side of dark and frightening aspects when our phavorite Phantom gets reeeeeeeally angry, loses his temper...and snaps!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Happy Ending by Tam Lynne reviews
Phantoms! Mizzies! Drama! True Love! R/C Romance! The Limbo of Happy-Endingless People!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2003
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie by The Lark reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2002
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Lovely reviews
Frank contemplates the second Mrs. de Winter. Slight Frank/Ich, set during the costume ball.
Rebecca - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Frank C., Ich - Complete
Frailty reviews
It occurs to him for the first time how terribly, exquisitely fragile she is… Elisabeth/Death.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2009
Silk reviews
Elisabeth/Death vignette. "Elisabeth..." His tongue caresses her name as his lips fold possessively around it. She glowers at him, not particularly surprised by his presence. She has long since ceased to be surprised by his presence.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Surrender reviews
It is in those brief moments when their eyes meet that he considers the possibility of surrender. Van Helsing/Mina ficclet.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Bookverse. He thinks that, perhaps, he might dare to call her “Mina” while she sleeps...Van Helsing/Mina, set during the journey towards the final confrontation with Dracula. Slight Dracula/Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2008
Salvation reviews
Murder can, indeed, lead to salvation... for a certain Mr. Benjamin Barker, at least.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Orpheus and Eurydice reviews
One day he would come for her... Lucy no longer knows real from imagined. Based on a Greek myth.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
One More Regret reviews
Bookbased. There is a memory that comes to mind when he looks at her, a memory of another face, another time, of soft lovers’ words murmured in his own language... Sometimes the words we most regret are the words we never say. Van HelsingMina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Dechire reviews
AU, darkfic [First War]. After murdering James and Harry Potter, Voldemort gives Lily to his most loyal servant, Severus Snape. SnapeLily. Rated for language and sexual content. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Ashes, Ashes reviews
Strange that his last thoughts were of a muggle children's rhyme... MAJOR DH SPOILERS! PG for creepiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fallen Embers reviews
She was so full of life and he had ceased to live. She was just a child, and he was already an old man. Told in oneshots, RLNT. DH spoilers in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Dangerous Games reviews
A slightly dark take on Mary Sues. When a monster created by the desire of a few naive girls is determined to win the love of every man at Hogwarts, the unlikely team of Hermione, Ginny, Luna, and Snape must stop her. Strange disappearances abound...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Dream in the Shadows reviews
A series of bookbased Eponine vignettes, may be slight traces of angst, twistedness, and EponineMontparnasse... First Les Mis fic.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Eponine
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