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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1291218, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 7 stories for Law and Order: CI, and Twilight.

How can I tell thee about me? I'm a voracious reader. If I find an author I like, I tend to read everything else I can find written by that author. This also extends to fanfic. I think my husband bought me an iPad so that my children can have the opportunity to see me differently - not just the side of my face as I face my computer screen or the back of my head as I sit in the driver's seat of my car.

I was a fan of the Law & Order franchise for years. While pregnant several years ago I caught a CI marathon and it became my favorite. Things went sideways a few seasons ago, and that's when I started to look for/write fanfiction. (Man am I sad to see that show go...)

I read the Twilight series after the first movie was released in order to be able to talk with my 14 year-old niece about it, so that we could have common ground, which can be tough with teenage girls. I have become a bit addicted to Twilight fan fiction - it's an obsession, I admit it to myself even if I won't admit it to anyone else. I'm an older woman that identifies with the story, but not for the reasons you might think. I, too, am a child of divorced parents, and I acted as the parent in the face of my mother's benign parental neglect. I think that this holds the key to Bella's identifiability for me. She ran the show at Renee's because Renee was flighty (my mom was severely clinically depressed and untreated). Bella goes to Charlie's when someone else comes along to monitor her mother whereas I made a very poor attempt at running away - I only got as far as the bus station. But I did then go to my dad's. Instead of constantly fishing, my dad was constantly doing things with his second wife and her kids. If someone, anyone, had come along and paid the kind of intense attention to me the way Edward does to Bella (especially in high school) I would have been willing to do just about anything to keep them, and losing them after a period of time would have sent me into the same major downward depressive spiral. The thing that goes uncommented on in the Twilight series is Bella's sense that she has to *do* something to be worthy of the love she receives - I believe that's why she doesn't want Edward buying her expensive things - she doesn't feel she can *do* enough to be worthy of them, or of him. That's why she doesn't understand how she could keep his attention. Man, there are so many true-to-life issues presented in the series if you manage to look past the (admittedly very splashy) love triangle.

Project Team Beta RULES! I beta for them and I use them when I write. There are lots of wonderful people over there, and they love to help!

Profile pic looks a bit like me with a haircut I had in high school - when I chose that one just for fun, I fell in love with it and couldn't change it to my current respectable mom-'do.

Is that too much? I never know.

JenJadeEyes


Oh, and I've joined the Twitter-verse - nothing like being an extremely LATE adopter! @JenJadeEyes

July 9, 2011: Ms. Ambrosia has created a beautiful banner for Hedone Ranch. *edit* Chuck out the tumblr account for Hedone Ranch to see it!

July 9, 2011: Hedone Ranch was nominated for tehlemonadestand.com's "What we're reading this week" poll: http://tehlemonadestand.blogspot.com/

July 11, 2011: Hedone Ranch was just reviewed and recommended by Team Anything Goes on The Perv Pack's Smut Shack: http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/

July 15, 2011: Tumblr account for Hedone Ranch: http://hedoneranch.tumblr.com/

August, 2011: Hedone Ranch was nominated for "The Tomato Soup Awards" in the following categories: Tossed Salad (Best Cunnilingus) [chp. 2] and Finger Food (Best Masturbation) [chp. 3, Organic Tomato (Most Original Storyline), and The Umami Award (Most Mouthwatering Scene) [chp. 2].

Winter 2011: Hedone Ranch was also nominated and WON an Emerging Swan Award in the WIP category - "Best Cullen Lovin' [non E/B]"

February, 2012: Hedone Ranch was nominated for and won a Sunflower Award for "Best Lemony Story." Thanks to all who voted!


for all LO:CI based stories: I do not own Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

for all Twilight-based stories: I do not own Twilight.


Do you know about the TwiFIcMeetUp in Las Vegas, NV on June 8-10, 2012? Check out this website: http:/twificmeetup.blogspot.com. I'm signed up, are YOU?

Indy TFMU was a blast! There may be another get-together in the future. Find me on Twitter and I'll hook you up with the right people!


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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 600,918 - Reviews: 14585 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 6,224 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Full Moon Rising by content1 reviews
We had survived the Volturi and were finally able to enjoy life without fear…until new threats arose. These were more sinister than any before,because the most terrifying one came from within me. Sequel to Harvest Moon,my Shimmer Award & OC winning story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 447,282 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harvest Moon by content1 reviews
What happens to the Cullen family after the Volturi left. Edward and Bella begin life together and face heartbreak and joy after their lives are irrevocably changed by both joy and loss. 2010 Summer Shimmer Awards - Pawn Award Winner. Twilight OC winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 353,248 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
I Fell in Love by anhanninen reviews
Set in her ways and believing that the world only takes, reclusive Bella finds her life turned completely around when she meets a handsome and compassionate man. Love doesn't happen in one moment. It happens in every moment. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,746 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inappropriate Touching by jenjiveg reviews
While OCD Edward works on his mental health issues, he meets a girl…who has problems of her own…not the least of which is chronic clumsiness. OOC, AH, BxE. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,606 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8456 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8829 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Season of the She Wolf by Vivienne67 reviews
The Cullens and wolf packs are at peace, and Leah has begun to feel almost normal. When the half-vampire Nahuel returns and the unthinkable happens, Leah faces life-changing choices and a frightening, evil foe from Nahuel's past. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,360 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 183,065 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4716 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6505 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9573 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those Who Wait by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Because nice guys shouldn't always have to finish last. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Possessed My Lover in the Garden by SqueakyZorro reviews
Esme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Esme, Seth - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shop Woman by Zhivago3 reviews
A glimpse of her in a corset was all it took to capture his imagination. Will he act on impulse or keep her a mere fantasy? Entry for Curvaceous and Bodacious contest... CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4875 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blood Wars by frostflower314 reviews
The Blood Wars were fought over the last surviving humans after an epidemic swept the globe. In Forks, Bella is the only human left alive. How will the Cullens protect her when starving vampires are waging war over the last few drops of human blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,990 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Edward, Bella
Some Kind of Special by Pavarti reviews
Renesme is a 14 year old child on the autism spectrum. After being expelled from yet another school her parents take her to a new therapist. Can Dr. Jacob Black reach her when everyone else has failed?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14191 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Fell a Stillness by HappyInLove reviews
A man who doesn't believe in faith. A woman who may be losing hers. Two lost souls collide in the stillness between hope lost and found. "I think you need this more than I do. Everyone needs a little something to believe in sometimes."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,529 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Songs in E Minor by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 1st Place, O/s Fic A Pic Contest. He's a musician without a song. He spends his nights alone, staring down at the city below. An unexpected guest arrives. She's new, unpredictable, and brash. In other words, she's exactly what he needs. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,724 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disciplined Breakdown by ahealthyaddiction reviews
Bella Swan is smart and capable, beautiful and determined: the picture of success. The truth? It's only her mask that's flawless, and she's desperate to stay hidden. He threatens her resolve; he might help save her. Can she let him? AU, all human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,951 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Else by Silverspoon reviews
When Bella runs away from Rosalie's care whilst seven months pregnant with Renesmee, where will Edward find her?And how will he react to his wife's desire to be just like everyone else? One shot may consider rewriting as a novel-esque fic .Adore reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wait by icebreather reviews
Complete fantasy about what might go through Eames's head if they were ever to Go There -- but not ALL the way there ;- . B/A.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Embrasser by squarey reviews
Hmmm... so that's a french word in the title - what does it mean...? Enjoy.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
The Rest is Silence by piaffe417 reviews
Whoever coined the phrase “thunderous silence” really did know what he or she was talking about and Alex will do anything - even speak to the dead - to keep it away.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/5/2005
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Hedone Ranch reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch Cutting Room Floor & Alt POVs reviews
This will be 1. Chapters that didn't make it into the original Hedone Ranch for whatever reason. 2. Alternate POVs I agreed to write. 3. Anything else I want to write in this universe, now that the story is over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella
Shifting Gears reviews
A TwiKinkFest Photo Prompt! How does Carlisle release stress? With a car and a woman, of course...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Geek Assimilation reviews
Geekward Shuffle Entry. Co-written by MistyFate. Edward has lived a lonely life, until he attends college. Once there, he meets Jasper Whitlock, who forever challenges his thinking and alters the direction of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Edward Masen, The Oldest Man in the World reviews
AU - Edward doesn't contract Spanish Influenza, doesn't become a vampire. How does the oldest man in the world celebrate his birthday? Now with Chapter 2 BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of the Mouth of Babes reviews
LO: Criminal Intent. Comfort comes in unexpected places... and Karma is a wonderful thing
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - R. Goren - Complete
Tactile reviews
LO: Criminal Intent. Bobby and non-ship OC delve into grief. Can Bobby help someone else? A/N: Complete. I'm almost positive this time!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete